People in DC, every day administrative leave
Chapter 507 Chapter 507 Even he doesn’t believe it
The task of the new Task Force X formed by Harcourt has been completed, but the video of Heat Wave having an egg ripped off by a weasel can now be seen everywhere on the Internet.
And I don’t know why, the lens that was very blurry when shooting the monster was extremely clear when he dropped the egg box, and I almost didn’t have to zoom in to see the blood vessels on it!
Several people stared at Chris speechlessly for a long time. It was not something a normal person could do during meal time.
"There are children here, please be careful."
Although Zhang San was very interested in what his good brother said, he still didn't want to continue chatting at the dinner table.
After finishing the meal, he had to go online and watch the video of the weasel pulling the balls of Heat Wave.
Ten minutes later.
"Hahahahaha!"
Several men sitting in the yard watched the video together on their tablets. The heat wave that breathed fire towards the mission target encountered the weasel's sliding shovel!
It can't be said to be a sliding shovel. Anyway, when the weasel moved close to the ground and drilled under his crotch, it pulled out a bloody meatball.
Corresponding to the screams of this unlucky brother, Captain Leng and others laughed loudly next to him. Not only did Heatwave lose one of the most precious parts of a man, he was also laughed at by his companions!
"I give this video with 16 million views full marks for being funny. It reminds me of John Economus, the guy who dyed the beard."
"Do you still remember his name?" Chris didn't remember the name of Brother Ranhu when he first met him. He only remembered that his name was John.
Zhang San took out his phone, clicked on his social platform account and showed it to the two of them:
"Because he paid attention to me, his name was John Economus. In his personal introduction, he also said that he had fought against alien invasions with superheroes."
Uh…
Isn't Brother Ranhu the driver?
His profile is obviously a bit exaggerated, but since it mentions a superhero, it must be the Peacemaker!
The smile on Chris's face never stopped.
"The glowing superhero Seven..."
The vigilante with bad eyesight looked closer and read out what he saw.
It seems that in the eyes of John Economus, the light in the night, Seven is more of a superhero than the Messenger of Peace.
the next day.
Zhang San watched Christmas getting closer and closer and packed the Christmas gifts he had prepared. As Santa Claus, he first went to Wayne Manor.
Poor Bruce Wayne, the old man who needs a Christmas gift the most.
In the past, when he was at the lakeside villa, he would invite women home to relax, but since he moved back to Wayne Manor, he probably won't have this opportunity again.
"Potion to extend life? Did you make it with magic?"
In the Batcave, Bruce sat on a chair that had not moved for ten thousand years and observed the red potion bottle he just got.
"It can greatly extend human lifespan and slow down aging."
The red potion is a weakened version, and Zhang San wants to save the strongest version and sell it to Old Bruce later, so that he can make two profits.
One part middle-aged blues, one part old man blues.
And the old man’s gold coins are the ones that explode the most!
Or let Lex Luthor continue to develop an upgraded version that is slightly better than the red bottle, just like the various versions of games sold by game manufacturers.
"Is it a magic potion?" Bruce's focus has always been on this. After all, a playboy who has suffered losses before will not suffer losses a second time.
"It's technology! Remember the information I gave you last time? It was developed using those materials."
Hearing Keyboard say this, Bruce became even more suspicious.
Because the data on the potion that can give people superpowers took several years to optimize, but it only took a few months for the keyboard to produce it.
Science is rigorous and careful, and only magic can produce the finished product in such a short period of time.
Unfortunately, Bruce doesn't like magic. At least that's what he did after seeing a keyboard unfamiliar with magic turn his Batfighter into a toy fighter jet.
This bottle of red potion is indeed very good just from the keyboard. It can increase life span enough to make people crazy, not to mention that it can also slow down aging.
It comes from the keyboard, though.
"Have you tried it?"
"Now it costs more than 10,000 to find someone to do potion testing, so don't worry."
Zhang San combined the red version of the potion with the bottle he prepared, then threw it into the enhanced pot and checked it. There was nothing wrong with it.
"How much more of this potion do you have?"
It seemed that the big boss wanted to pack up. Zhang San looked at the inventory in his personal space and said, "Thirty bottles."
"Mr. Wilson?"
Pressing a button next to him, Bruce called down the man drinking tea upstairs.
Deathstroke has been doing a great job since becoming the deputy butler at Wayne Manor, and Bruce wants to give this bottle to him.
"What's the matter?" Deathstroke asked, looking unhappy but still coming.
"The keyboard says it can increase human lifespan and delay aging."
"I'm not a guinea pig."
After taking the red potion from Bruce, Wilson looked at it for a moment before returning it to the other party.
He also suggested that Mr. Wayne find Cyborg, because Victor's body is full of machinery, and magic potions cannot corrode his remaining brain.
Behind the departure of the death knell, Bruce smiled and put the potion next to him.
"Well, this is actually holy water from heaven. A friend of mine got it from God's house."
Zhang San changed the story and changed the potion he made to say that it came from heaven.
Bruce, who had seen the demon slave workers a few days ago, was dubious. He didn't know if the potion came from heaven, but it definitely had nothing to do with God.
He got up and took out the Christmas gifts he had prepared long ago, and gave the relatively small gift box to Keyboard.
Opening it up in person, Zhang San saw a large gold K keycap, which was almost the same proportion as the one on his body...
"Thank you."
Although it's a bit outrageous, from Bruce's point of view there is nothing wrong with giving such a thing to the keyboard.
Because the first letter on the keyboard is K.
After a while, a spaceship landed in the backyard of a villa in Central City.
"keyboard!"
Henry Allen, who was cleaning the backyard, put down the things in his hands, walked over and gave the sudden appearance a big hug.
"I'm very grateful to you about Nora, thank you."
Patting the keyboard's flat back, Barry Allen's father returned to the house with him.
Soon, Henry, who went to the kitchen, came out with a glass of ice lemonade: "This is the lemon you gave last time, we haven't finished it yet."
Seeing a few more Christmas gift boxes on the coffee table, he opened one of them while thanking them.
Inside is a set of muscle-building instructional books, as well as a blue tights with a black circle on the forehead.
(End of this chapter)
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