Low martial arts chat group?I am a mortal cultivating immortals!

Chapter 95 Yao Lao: Ah bah, what the hell?

The new members rushed to the street very quickly.

Originally, all the members of the chat group were still looking forward to watching a great battle, but they never expected that the last second they felt like the fallen genius of the boss, and in the blink of an eye, they surrendered directly.

What happened?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Fallen genius: "Ahem, to be honest, I used to be a genius, but it's a pity that I was plotted against by a traitor, and my strength has retreated thousands of miles. I have already fallen..."

Fallen genius: "If I was in high spirits back then, I would naturally not refuse Brother Li's invitation to fight, but now I... have become a waste... I... Sigh!"

He said a few words.

He said all the endless sadness in his heart!
The members of the chat group who originally thought they had been deceived sighed silently, and they finally understood the origin of the other party's name.

The most difficult thing in life is not to climb from the trough to the peak, but to fall from the peak back to the trough. Even if you cannot climb to the peak, you have your own life, but if you fall from the peak to the trough, then your life will be full of twists and turns, and even life will be full of twists and turns. Better to die.

Li Feiyu had a smile in his eyes.

If others don't know, doesn't he still understand Xiao Yan's situation?
Do you really think that across the chat group, you think I don’t know whether you are a boy or a girl?Is it an aunt or a loli?
Li Feiyu: "I see, can you tell me in detail, what kind of person you were injured by, and what are your symptoms. My master is best at treating injuries, and maybe he can help you."

The fallen genius: "I'm afraid it's a bit difficult to describe, so I don't need to trouble your master. I'm afraid I'm under some kind of curse. My cultivation has disappeared out of thin air, and I can no longer practice. I always seem to disappear out of thin air inexplicably."

Li Feiyu: "Can you give me a piece of your hair? I can ask Master to open an altar for you and do divination for you!"

Fight the world.

The mountain behind the Xiao family.

Xiao Yan scratched his head with a slight headache. He originally thought that he had a golden finger. In order to integrate into it as soon as possible, he boasted a little, but he didn't expect that he actually met the big boss.

He was both nervous and looking forward to it.

He was nervous, fearing that his status as a weakling would be discovered by members of the chat group, which would lead to ridicule.

In these three years, he suffered too much ridicule.

In the Xiao family, he has become a waste in everyone's eyes.

In the chat group, he doesn't want to be a waste anymore.

But Xiao Yan was looking forward to it, what if, what if...

Although he felt lucky in his heart, he was extremely sober.

"Divination and divination and so on..."

"It's all feudal superstition!"

"Besides, I have traveled through time, and all the gods and Buddhas in the sky can't find a place where my butt is big. What ability can a mere cultivator of immortality have to ask for divination for me?"

Xiao Yan sighed.

Then he saw Li Feiyu say something again.

Li Feiyu: "My master is a scholar of heavenly beings. He is a well-known figure in the world of immortality. He is nicknamed Zhuge Shenduan. He is extremely accurate when it comes to divination and divination!"

The fallen genius: "Your master's surname is Zhuge?"

Li Feiyu: "That's right."

The fallen genius: "Big brother, please bow to me, big brother. Please help me, big brother. Please say a few nice words in front of Master Zhuge and do my fortune-telling for me. I'm really going crazy with anxiety."

talking room.

Li Feiyu received a red envelope.

It's really a lot of hair. Looking at the amount of hair, you can tell at a glance that it is pulled out from the head, and the force of the hair is stronger than that of my own mother-in-law.

It seems that Xiao Yan is a kid.

The past three years have been really difficult!

He said he didn't mind, but in fact he had been fighting secretly in his heart.

But you kid.

It’s really time to get through it!

Li Feiyu: "I saw the master pinching his fingers and calculated a little. Little brother, fallen genius, have you lost a close relative since childhood, and you have two older brothers in your family?"

The fallen genius: "God's calculation! It's a God's calculation. I'm really in a difficult situation. My mother died when I was very young. My father has always told me that children from poor families should be the masters of their own families since I was little... Oh, that's a conspiracy, Master. What you said is true, what else can Master say?”

Li Feiyu: "It's broken! My master started shaking his head!"

Fallen genius: "Ah? No way, sir! Big brother, can you help me? When I recover my cultivation, I will definitely collect all kinds of treasures to chat with you to recharge Q coins and give them to you, big brother! "

Xiao Yan was extremely nervous.

Didn't notice at all.

He has revealed his identity.

He thought the currency of the chat group was Q coins!

Li Feiyu: "Oh, I asked the master, and he disliked me. He said that for such low-level orders, there is no need to contact him in the future. There is no challenge at all..."

Li Feiyu: "Maybe my master's calculations are wrong. You are clearly the most powerful person who can blow up the mountain. How can you be a rookie? My master, an old man, can't do it either! Oh, let's not talk about it, show your shame, show your shame gone."

His understatement of a few words.

Xiao Yan was immediately turned into a pervert.

But Xiao Yan was very anxious.

Fallen Genius: "Good brother, my good brother, I admit that I exaggerated a little bit when I spoke just now, and my strength is not that great, so just tell me, what is the result of Mr. Zhuge's deduction? Good brother , Yifu! Yifu! Help me!"

Xiao Yan at this time.

It's like going back to my college days.

It's like going back to the days of chat groups.

It focuses on offline social horror.

Shameless chatting online!

Good brother, good brother is a kind person, even his adoptive father is called him.

This face.

The other people in the chat group laughed.

Fan Sizhe: "Not a good person!"

Mei Changsu: "You are very thick-skinned."

Xiang Yang: "Bad guy."

Yue'er: "Bad uncle!"

Fallen Genius: "What are you talking about...what can I do wrong? I'm just an ignorant child! Just the one who called me a bad uncle, how old are you?"

Xiao Yan scoffed.

She even calls herself a little princess, and nine times out of ten she is an aunt in her 20s offline!

Do you really think you have always been there?
Yue'er: "I'm eight years old."

The fallen genius: "..."

Fallen genius: "Ahem, cough, forget it, you are still young and ignorant, that Xiangyang, how old are you, why do you say that I am a bad person?"

Xiang Yang: "I am ten years old, because I think you are bad, so you are bad."

The fallen genius: "..."

Depend on!
nursery?

Xiao Yan was extremely depressed. He found that his 16-year-old self had actually become an uncle in the chat group.

I can’t even pretend to be a child anymore…

There's no use pretending to be soft and admitting your mistakes.

But he still got Li Feiyu's method to treat him.

A novel cheat book!

As long as he cultivates this secret book to a certain level, he can solve the problem of his regression in cultivation, and even his strength can advance by leaps and bounds, all the way to the terrifying realm of fighting the emperor.

"Dou Huang!"

"That's the legendary master!"

"This is definitely a good secret book, an excellent secret book!"

Xiao Yan took a serious look at the name, which was a bit strange, "The Great Sun Tathagata Sutra - Introductory Chapter: How does a mortal condense the true essence from scratch in 30 years?"

"Is this the legendary Tathagata Buddha's practice?"

"Hiss! Then don't I want to be a monk?"

"Forget it, as long as I can cultivate fighting spirit and become the legendary Fighting Emperor, even if I become a monk, I, Xiao Yan, can still be known as the Happy Buddha in this fighting spirit continent!"

"Give me the practice!"

Xiao Yan practiced seriously. He found that this technique was too easy to understand and very simple to get started. It didn't take long for him to practice it for 81 times and [-] times.

It will be practiced soon.

And there are many more!
But soon disappeared again.

When Xiao Yan was in despair, the disappeared power came back. He looked confused, and then he heard an angry curse coming from his body.

An old man with a white beard floated in front of him, constantly vomiting into the air in front of him, as if he had eaten Ollie.

"Bah, bah, what does shit smell like? Did you fall into the latrine?"

Xiao Yan:?
(End of this chapter)