They are all in the army, who is in love?
Chapter 36 Asking for blessings, sleeping comrades
Chapter 36 Asking for blessings, sleeping comrades
in trouble?
Who is in trouble?
He just got up at night to go to the toilet.
Chen Ming was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and turned around to see Wei Chongchong who was still looking normal just now, but now his face was full of panic, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
This kid is a thorn in the head, he is absolutely courageous enough, and a small scene should not scare him.
"What's going on?" Chen Ming quickly walked to the door and looked outside.
At this time, Jiang Peng had already brought people close to the gate of the dormitory. Every night after the lights were turned off, the door of the entrance and exit hall on the first floor of the recruit company's dormitory would be locked.
Although Chen Ming didn't see anyone, he heard footsteps and the sound of a door opening not far away, and his brows were tightly frowned.
Those who can come at this time, think about it, it will not be as simple as taking a walk.
The lights in the water room and public toilet are relatively bright. They were standing near the door just now, and people outside might have seen it long ago.
Chen Ming finally figured out what the trouble Wei Chongchong was talking about. The three of them were all in the toilet. There was a strong smell of smoke floating here, and anyone who came in could smell it.
The squad leader had repeatedly warned that smoking was not allowed. If he was caught against the wind, thinking about the black face of the squad leader would make people shudder.
"Who?" Wang Shuaibing finally realized something was wrong, quickly threw away the cigarette butt and ran over to ask.
"Jiang Pai, outside." Wei Chongchong said hoarsely and pointed feebly at the door.
This time he was tortured badly. He was blocked in the toilet. The smell was so strong that even if he didn't smoke, he couldn't withstand being searched.
The mobile phone was searched, not only him, but also Chen Ming, and even the squad leader would be implicated.
However, Wei Chongchong didn't want to cause such trouble.
Wang Shuaibing's face changed when he learned that Jiang was outside, but soon he sighed and smiled wryly: "There is no reason why you don't wet your shoes when you often walk by the river. I didn't understand just now."
"I'm afraid it's too late to go back to the dormitory now. The door of the dormitory is opposite the exit of the toilet. I'm afraid we will be stopped as soon as we go out. Brother Chen, don't worry if you don't smoke. Fortunately, you didn't smoke just now. You just got promoted to one of us this day." Class deputy, you can’t have a bad history, I can’t delay you.”
"When people come over later, you will ask me loudly. Since you didn't smoke anyway, they can't catch you. You are the shift deputy. If you come over and see me smoking, you will reprimand me. It's very reasonable."
Chen Ming looked at Wang Shuaibing's face of resignation, smiled and said: "Okay, don't be so pessimistic, isn't it just smoking, do you want to get through this test safely?"
"What can you do?" Wang Shuaibing and Wei Chongchong looked at Chen Ming in shock.
People are immediately blocking the door. How can I still have any ideas?
"Of course." Chen Ming looked very indifferent.
"I hope you can save me, sir." Wang Shuaibing clasped his hands in a very old-fashioned manner. At this time, he was still in the mood to joke.
"It's very simple." Chen Ming smiled, "But Lao Wang, you have to suffer a little bit. Also, those who come to smoke in the middle of the night in other dormitories tonight, I'm afraid they will all suffer."
"Don't care about them, dead friends don't die poor, Brother Chen, just tell me what to do, I'll listen to you, as for suffering a little bit, that's nothing."
"Row."
Don't look at them chatting a lot, in fact, only ten seconds passed, and the door of the hall was about to be opened.
Chen Ming said quickly: "You must have a taste in your mouth when you smoke. We don't have chewing gum to eliminate it, so we can only use the most disgusting method."
"Go to the water pipe to drink water quickly. Open the water pipe switch as far as you can, drink until you are full, and then take advantage of the platoon leader and they come in, put your hands on the throat. It is best for them to spit in the sink while they come in."
"In that case, no one will smell your mouth. Let's unify the view. Old Wang, you retched all the time in the dormitory, and you made too much noise when you rushed out. Old Wei came to take a look because he was worried. I accidentally saw it at night."
"As for the reason for the discomfort, you said that the training during the day was too boring, and you had a slight heat stroke."
"There's smog here, as long as you've just arrived, do you understand?"
"As for the smell of cigarette smoke on my body, it's better to say that I got it from coming here."
"I'll wipe it, it's cruel enough." Wang Shuaibing was stunned when he heard this, and gave Chen Ming a thumbs up.
"Go, do you still want to pass the test?" Chen Ming quickly urged twice.
Because the entrance and exit of the hall of the dormitory building had been opened at this time, Wang Shuaibing didn't care about being in a daze, turned around and rushed to the sink, put his mouth under the faucet and started drinking wildly.
As soon as Jiang Peng led the people to the door of the toilet, Wang Shuaibing kept his throat shut and vomited non-stop.
The toilet, which originally only smelled of smoke, instantly mixed with some strange smells.
Chen Ming quietly pulled Wei Chongchong, and the two quickly stood at attention: "Jiang is ready."
Jiang Peng was also taken aback by Wang Shuaibing who was vomiting. When he came in and saw Chen Ming saying hello, he just nodded quickly in response.
He walked to the water pipe, patted Wang Shuaibing's back gently and said, "What's going on? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
At this time, Wang Shuaibing finally felt the discomfort that Chen Ming just said.
I just drank a full stomach of water and went in, and I didn't feel much better, I vomited out my throat, and felt my whole stomach was twitching.
Unable to speak, he could only stretch out his hands and swing behind him. This discomfort was not an act of faking.
Because pretending, it won't be so round and natural.
"What's going on with him?" Jiang Peng turned to look at Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong with a worried look on his face.
The three of them colluded together just now, and Chen Ming shook his head first and said, "Report to Jiang Pai, I don't know, I just came out to wake up at night, and we met."
"Report, I don't know too well. Wang Shuaibing has been retching tonight. I was woken up by him. I saw something wrong and came out to take a look."
"Report, I'm fine. I'm vomiting. Maybe it's because I was too stuffy during the day, too hot, and had some heat stroke. I kept feeling dizzy and retching at night when I went to bed. It's fine. I feel better after vomiting."
Wang Shuaibing's face was pale, and he said weakly, his heat stroke was fake, but it was real that he was vomiting.
This statement, if you don't know the inside story, can make people 100% convincing.
With Chen Ming's experience, the idea he can come up with is naturally to focus on being serious, and there is no problem in cheating.
Jiang Peng waved his hand: "It's okay to be sick. Go, you two help him go outside to find an instructor. The company commander and the instructor are in Building No. [-]."
"There are medicines and grape juice in the command room of the company. Our instructor knows some medical principles, so go and have a look."
"Yes."
Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong hurried over to help the "wounded".
Jiang Peng and the monitors couldn't help but frowned when they smelled the smoke from the toilet. .
Seeing the three of them getting ready to go out, he casually asked, "Have you seen anyone smoking here? Such a strong smell?"
"No." Chen Ming shook his head, "Report to the squad leader, the smell was very strong when we came in, so it's all good."
These bastards, Jiang Peng frowned when he heard Chen Ming's narration.
"Go, say hello to the company commander, and blow the assembly whistle. I want to see which class is so bold."
"Yes."
Hearing that the assembly whistle was about to be blown, Chen Ming quietly glanced at the dormitories next to him, and could only mourn in silence.
Wish yourselves good luck, comrades who were tricked in their sleep.
(End of this chapter)
in trouble?
Who is in trouble?
He just got up at night to go to the toilet.
Chen Ming was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, and turned around to see Wei Chongchong who was still looking normal just now, but now his face was full of panic, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
This kid is a thorn in the head, he is absolutely courageous enough, and a small scene should not scare him.
"What's going on?" Chen Ming quickly walked to the door and looked outside.
At this time, Jiang Peng had already brought people close to the gate of the dormitory. Every night after the lights were turned off, the door of the entrance and exit hall on the first floor of the recruit company's dormitory would be locked.
Although Chen Ming didn't see anyone, he heard footsteps and the sound of a door opening not far away, and his brows were tightly frowned.
Those who can come at this time, think about it, it will not be as simple as taking a walk.
The lights in the water room and public toilet are relatively bright. They were standing near the door just now, and people outside might have seen it long ago.
Chen Ming finally figured out what the trouble Wei Chongchong was talking about. The three of them were all in the toilet. There was a strong smell of smoke floating here, and anyone who came in could smell it.
The squad leader had repeatedly warned that smoking was not allowed. If he was caught against the wind, thinking about the black face of the squad leader would make people shudder.
"Who?" Wang Shuaibing finally realized something was wrong, quickly threw away the cigarette butt and ran over to ask.
"Jiang Pai, outside." Wei Chongchong said hoarsely and pointed feebly at the door.
This time he was tortured badly. He was blocked in the toilet. The smell was so strong that even if he didn't smoke, he couldn't withstand being searched.
The mobile phone was searched, not only him, but also Chen Ming, and even the squad leader would be implicated.
However, Wei Chongchong didn't want to cause such trouble.
Wang Shuaibing's face changed when he learned that Jiang was outside, but soon he sighed and smiled wryly: "There is no reason why you don't wet your shoes when you often walk by the river. I didn't understand just now."
"I'm afraid it's too late to go back to the dormitory now. The door of the dormitory is opposite the exit of the toilet. I'm afraid we will be stopped as soon as we go out. Brother Chen, don't worry if you don't smoke. Fortunately, you didn't smoke just now. You just got promoted to one of us this day." Class deputy, you can’t have a bad history, I can’t delay you.”
"When people come over later, you will ask me loudly. Since you didn't smoke anyway, they can't catch you. You are the shift deputy. If you come over and see me smoking, you will reprimand me. It's very reasonable."
Chen Ming looked at Wang Shuaibing's face of resignation, smiled and said: "Okay, don't be so pessimistic, isn't it just smoking, do you want to get through this test safely?"
"What can you do?" Wang Shuaibing and Wei Chongchong looked at Chen Ming in shock.
People are immediately blocking the door. How can I still have any ideas?
"Of course." Chen Ming looked very indifferent.
"I hope you can save me, sir." Wang Shuaibing clasped his hands in a very old-fashioned manner. At this time, he was still in the mood to joke.
"It's very simple." Chen Ming smiled, "But Lao Wang, you have to suffer a little bit. Also, those who come to smoke in the middle of the night in other dormitories tonight, I'm afraid they will all suffer."
"Don't care about them, dead friends don't die poor, Brother Chen, just tell me what to do, I'll listen to you, as for suffering a little bit, that's nothing."
"Row."
Don't look at them chatting a lot, in fact, only ten seconds passed, and the door of the hall was about to be opened.
Chen Ming said quickly: "You must have a taste in your mouth when you smoke. We don't have chewing gum to eliminate it, so we can only use the most disgusting method."
"Go to the water pipe to drink water quickly. Open the water pipe switch as far as you can, drink until you are full, and then take advantage of the platoon leader and they come in, put your hands on the throat. It is best for them to spit in the sink while they come in."
"In that case, no one will smell your mouth. Let's unify the view. Old Wang, you retched all the time in the dormitory, and you made too much noise when you rushed out. Old Wei came to take a look because he was worried. I accidentally saw it at night."
"As for the reason for the discomfort, you said that the training during the day was too boring, and you had a slight heat stroke."
"There's smog here, as long as you've just arrived, do you understand?"
"As for the smell of cigarette smoke on my body, it's better to say that I got it from coming here."
"I'll wipe it, it's cruel enough." Wang Shuaibing was stunned when he heard this, and gave Chen Ming a thumbs up.
"Go, do you still want to pass the test?" Chen Ming quickly urged twice.
Because the entrance and exit of the hall of the dormitory building had been opened at this time, Wang Shuaibing didn't care about being in a daze, turned around and rushed to the sink, put his mouth under the faucet and started drinking wildly.
As soon as Jiang Peng led the people to the door of the toilet, Wang Shuaibing kept his throat shut and vomited non-stop.
The toilet, which originally only smelled of smoke, instantly mixed with some strange smells.
Chen Ming quietly pulled Wei Chongchong, and the two quickly stood at attention: "Jiang is ready."
Jiang Peng was also taken aback by Wang Shuaibing who was vomiting. When he came in and saw Chen Ming saying hello, he just nodded quickly in response.
He walked to the water pipe, patted Wang Shuaibing's back gently and said, "What's going on? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
At this time, Wang Shuaibing finally felt the discomfort that Chen Ming just said.
I just drank a full stomach of water and went in, and I didn't feel much better, I vomited out my throat, and felt my whole stomach was twitching.
Unable to speak, he could only stretch out his hands and swing behind him. This discomfort was not an act of faking.
Because pretending, it won't be so round and natural.
"What's going on with him?" Jiang Peng turned to look at Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong with a worried look on his face.
The three of them colluded together just now, and Chen Ming shook his head first and said, "Report to Jiang Pai, I don't know, I just came out to wake up at night, and we met."
"Report, I don't know too well. Wang Shuaibing has been retching tonight. I was woken up by him. I saw something wrong and came out to take a look."
"Report, I'm fine. I'm vomiting. Maybe it's because I was too stuffy during the day, too hot, and had some heat stroke. I kept feeling dizzy and retching at night when I went to bed. It's fine. I feel better after vomiting."
Wang Shuaibing's face was pale, and he said weakly, his heat stroke was fake, but it was real that he was vomiting.
This statement, if you don't know the inside story, can make people 100% convincing.
With Chen Ming's experience, the idea he can come up with is naturally to focus on being serious, and there is no problem in cheating.
Jiang Peng waved his hand: "It's okay to be sick. Go, you two help him go outside to find an instructor. The company commander and the instructor are in Building No. [-]."
"There are medicines and grape juice in the command room of the company. Our instructor knows some medical principles, so go and have a look."
"Yes."
Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong hurried over to help the "wounded".
Jiang Peng and the monitors couldn't help but frowned when they smelled the smoke from the toilet. .
Seeing the three of them getting ready to go out, he casually asked, "Have you seen anyone smoking here? Such a strong smell?"
"No." Chen Ming shook his head, "Report to the squad leader, the smell was very strong when we came in, so it's all good."
These bastards, Jiang Peng frowned when he heard Chen Ming's narration.
"Go, say hello to the company commander, and blow the assembly whistle. I want to see which class is so bold."
"Yes."
Hearing that the assembly whistle was about to be blown, Chen Ming quietly glanced at the dormitories next to him, and could only mourn in silence.
Wish yourselves good luck, comrades who were tricked in their sleep.
(End of this chapter)
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