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Chapter 101 Wendy: I ​​am not the god of wine
Naruto Island, Inazuma Castle.

The shrine maidens of Narukami Taisha Shrine hold an annual festival in front of the castle tower to thank Narukami for his blessing and pray for good weather next year.

Most of the shrine maidens who participated in this event were of human origin. On the monster side, only the palace minister Huzhai Palace appeared. In addition to taking charge of various matters, she also had to take care of the novice shrine maiden Lin Yongmeng.

For most monsters, the annual sacrifice is like "I just finished coding yesterday, why do I need to code again today?"

So instead of participating in human festivals, monsters also have their own festivals.

But as a god, Raiden is really a special case. She really likes this kind of sacrificial activity.

It's not that she likes the feeling of seeing human beings kneeling at her feet, but she simply likes the excitement and listening to people secretly telling her their wishes.

One after another, whether small, great, ordinary, or passionate, wishes were conveyed to her ears through the festival.

Just like desserts are to Raiden's movies, Raiden is determined to protect them because he really likes these people.

Raiden was sitting above the castle tower, holding his cheeks in his hands, just like a little girl who heard the person she liked confessing to her, with a sweet expression on her face.

"Oh, sometimes I really envy you, Barbatos." She said suddenly.

"Eh?!"

The sudden words frightened Barbatos so much that his hand holding the wine trembled.

Thunder and Lightning were really like a girl, looking at the crowd below and murmuring: "If I could hear the voice from the wind, I could hear more wishes."

After that, she raised her right hand and pointed at a young man in the crowd, and said: "Look, the wish that young man made last year was 'I hope I can bless him to become a warrior who can satisfy his teacher'. And This year, this wish has become: 'I hope I can become her own warrior.'"

"Alas." Raiden sighed again, "I'm really curious about the story between him and that girl. What kind of story can make him change his wish?"

The breeze blew slightly and lifted up the ends of her hair. Wendy drank the wine in her hand, then wiped the corners of her mouth and said, "To thank you for inviting me to drink, I will help you listen to his story."

"Um……"

After Wendy pondered for a moment, she touched the strings with her right hand.

"The young man has a strict teacher who has high hopes for him. Unfortunately, his talent is not very good and he cannot understand the swordsmanship taught by the teacher at all."

"But the boy was not discouraged. In his opinion, 'If you can't do it, you just haven't worked hard enough!'"

"Day after day, I go all out, and the sweat from sword practice slips from my cheeks, drips on the ground of the dojo, and also drips into the girl's heart..."

The story itself is just an ordinary boy meeting an ordinary girl, but under Wendy's strings, the ordinary itself seems to become shining.

However, when it comes to thunder and lightning, it is the boy and girl themselves who shine brightly.

In this world, there is never anything ordinary, and every different wish is worthy of these human beings running with all their strength.

During the day, it is a human festival, and when night falls, the fireworks of the Naganohara family are lit above Inazuma Castle.

This is not only the gift that reaches the climax of the festival, but also the signal for the second festival.

In the festivals of humans, Narugami is worshiped; in the festivals of monsters, the object of worship is pure joy.

To outsiders, the guarded forest, which was as peaceful as ever, has now become a gathering place for monsters.

Compared to the complicated rituals of humans, the Sanchuan Flower Festival is more like a pure party.

Countless monsters have made various stalls imitating humans, but many times, these stalls are empty, and then you can find the owner of this stall in another stall.

The monsters don't care about the number of molas. For them, whether they can have fun is what they should care about more.

"Youlezhai, you are bragging again!"

The voice preceded the fox before he arrived.

Yurakuzai held a bowl of sake, drank it all in one gulp amidst the laughter of a group of monsters, and said without looking back:

"Hey, you little fox, can you call it bragging about fox things? You still have a lot to learn."

Not to be outdone, Yae Shenzi replied: "Oh~ I'm not bragging, right? You are such a glib old fox!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hearing the sound and walking closer, Yulezai turned his head with a smile.

However, when he saw the person behind him clearly, he was stunned for a moment: "Huh? You didn't lie on Mr. Hu Zhai Palace's shoulders today, but you clung to this Miss Lin?"

Yae Shenzi stood on Lin Yongmeng's shoulders, with his hands on his hips and his tail raised proudly: "What? Do you have any objections?"

Youlezhai glanced at her and said in a strange way: "You little fox is usually too lazy to eat, and you are thinking about that bit of fried tofu every day. Sometimes I ask you to get off Master Huzhai Palace's shoulders and take a few steps, alas. , It’s like a stone in the mountain that shadows—Master Ying’s thunder can’t shake it!"

"Be careful, I will strike you to death with a thunderbolt!" Yae Shenzi shouted angrily.

"Hey! Yurakuzai, why don't you introduce these two guests to us?" Another big monster held a wine bowl in his right hand, put his left hand on Yurakuzai's shoulder, and shouted with a smile.

The monsters around also started making noises, shouting, "That's right! You Le Zhai, you're not kind. You made two new friends secretly. It's unreasonable not to drink a bowl of wine as punishment."

"My name is Lin Yongmeng! Everyone, this is our first meeting! This is my friend next to me, Yan Wan."

Lin Yongmeng smiled and greeted the monsters happily.

She already likes this kind of environment, especially the various monsters around her. Although there are not many familiar characters, the atmosphere is far better than that of a comic exhibition!
Because at comic exhibitions, you will inevitably meet some people who can't let go and are relatively shy, but this problem does not exist here at all.

As expected, the Mikawa Flower Festival is a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

"Just call me Kamai Kenji," the big monster on Yurakuzai's shoulders said, "Looking at their names, you two should be from Liyue, right?"

Yurakusai reached out and grabbed Kamai Kenji's other hand, snatched the wine from his hand, and before he could reach out to snatch it, he said: "Don't underestimate these two guests, they are Master Zhen invited Dao Wife to be his guest. Especially Brother Yan, who can compete with Master Ying."

"real or fake?"

Kamai Kenji was stunned for a moment, and Yurakuzai also took advantage of his stunned moment to drink down the wine he grabbed.

"Can I lie to you?" Yulezhai said, smacking his lips.

"That's hard to say. Foxes are the best at lying, especially you, an old fox, hahaha..."

Kamai Kenji actually believed in what Yurakusai said, but just insulted him out of habit.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you please don't accidentally hurt the good fox?" Yae Shenzi shouted pretending to be dissatisfied.

Kamai Kenji shook his hair, pointed at Yae Kamiko and said with a smile: "A fox that can play with Yurakusai will know whether its mouth can be deceiving just by thinking about it!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

After saying that, the monsters all around laughed.

Kenji Kamai poured himself a drink and said, "Speaking of which, there are so many guests this year. I just saw a bard from Mondstadt singing to earn money for drinking."

"The bard from Mondstadt?" Yan Wan was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "Is he wearing green clothes?"

"Are you Brother Yan's friend? He is indeed wearing green clothes. I just told him that the wine at the festival was free, but what do you think he said?" Kamai Kenji happily lowered the wine. , stretched his neck and looked at the monsters around him.

The surrounding monsters also cooperated and asked, "What did he say?" Then Kenji Kamai put down the wine bowl, coughed twice, and imitated Wendy and said, "That's what he said. 'I'd better drink it later, otherwise I'm afraid you won't have anything to drink!'"

"Hahaha……"

The monsters all laughed, and Youlezhai turned around and asked, "Brother Yan! Is your friend really that good at drinking?"

"Hey! I wouldn't be sleepy if you said this!"

Yan Wang became interested immediately. In addition to his own love of showing off, he also liked to help others show off.

For no reason, I just like the feeling of watching other people's faces being fucked.

"My friend's name is Wendy. Three meals a day is just a show of wine! If any of you are dissatisfied, first weigh how many barrels you can drink, and then go to him with double the amount. He will designate it for you to drink. Down."

"Real or false!" A monster obviously didn't believe it.

Yan Wang clapped his hands and said to the monster, "Wouldn't you know if it's true or not if you try it?"

"Then I'm going to give it a try!"

After that, the monster held two barrels of wine and walked towards the direction Kamai Kenji pointed before.

"Let's go! Let's go and have a look!"

You Lezhai got up to watch the fun, got up with two barrels of wine, and followed.

Yae Miko is obviously watching the fun--it's not a big deal.

She stood on Lin Yongmeng's shoulder and pointed at the monsters and shouted, "Hey! You guys should go grab a few more barrels of wine! What if they don't drink enough?"

The monsters all looked at each other, said that it made sense, and then followed him with drinks in their arms.

The boss who was standing by the side making snacks for Youlezhai's group of monsters was also taken aback for a moment, but then he came to his senses and chased after him with his hands on the stall.

"Hey! Wait for me, you must have some appetizers!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a few little monsters at the end of the team turned back and followed them again holding the ingredients.

"Then shall we go too?"

"No rush!" Yae Shenzi stretched out a paw and shook it, then pointed to a nearby stall and said: "Buy two bowls of fried tofu first. How can you not have snacks to watch the excitement?"

Lin Yongmeng took a look: "I didn't see the boss!"

Yae Shenzi's tail wagged and he shouted expectantly: "Oh, maybe it's among the monsters that just ran to watch the excitement. Just do it yourself!"

By the time two people and one fox each found Wendy and the others with a bowl of fried tofu, the monster that had been the fastest had already fallen down.

When Wendy walked to the open space next to her with two empty wine barrels in her arms, her feet were still steady.

He saw Yan Wan at a glance across the group of monsters, stretched out his hand to say hello, and shouted: "Hey! Yan Wan!"

The monsters forming a circle made way for Yan Wan and the others, and then they all shouted like a boo, "Come again! Come again! Come again!"

"Hey, little brother, how good are you at drinking?" Youlezhai stood closest and asked curiously.

Wendy held the wine glass in her right hand and stretched out a finger with her left hand.

"Is it a bucket?" A monster asked doubtfully.

"How is it possible? This guy has just drank two barrels. Look, it's ten barrels!" another monster retorted.

Yan Wan swallowed the tofu in his mouth, patted the monster on the shoulder, and said to the monsters: "Is there a possibility that my friend means 'keep drinking'."

"So powerful!" All the monsters shook their heads in disbelief.

"If you say he can drink ten barrels, I will definitely believe it. If you say he can drink a hundred barrels, I will doubt it. But drinking all the time? I don't think so!"

"What's your name?" Yan Wan asked.

"Shuten-doji," the monster replied.

"It sounds like a good name!" Yan Wan gave a thumbs up, then picked up the barrel of wine lying by his feet and stuffed it into his arms.

"Then you go and try his level?"

"Just try it!"

Obviously, Shuten Doji didn't realize who the enemy he was facing was, so he walked up holding the barrel without believing anything evil.

"I'll be your second opponent!"

Half an hour later, the monster fell to the ground holding an empty wine barrel, and the cheers around him suddenly became louder.

"Youlezhai, why don't you come?"

Yae Shenzi obviously had some provocative intentions, and shouted in front of all the monsters.

"I can not!"

Youlezhai didn't care about his own face, waved his hand and said quickly: "This little brother, after drinking several barrels of wine, his face is a little red, otherwise he doesn't look like he has drunk at all. Let me see, Even all of us monsters combined can't drink him."

Youle Zhai's words obviously have ulterior motives.

As expected, a monster was caught by this straight hook.

"I do not believe!"

A strong monster came forward carrying two barrels of wine and sat down in front of Wendy: "Brother, come here!"

Wendy filled up the wine glass with a smile: "Just drinking is boring, how about some stories and appetizers?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the boss who ran over with the stall immediately put two plates of snacks on the table: "Brother, just drink! I'm sure there will be enough food and wine for now!"

Another half hour passed, and there were two more monsters lying on the ground.

With the defeat of these two monster heroes, everyone looked at Wendy with something wrong.

"So...so awesome, this guy is so good at drinking!"

"What else are you calling me, little brother? I'm calling you big brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Hurry up and fill it up, brother!"

Wendy stepped on the empty wine barrel and burped: "It's been a long time...it's been a long time since I drank so much!"

Huzhai Palace's eyes lit up slightly when he saw Wendy's somewhat drunk appearance.

(End of this chapter)