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Chapter 144 Xiaoyu: Listen to me and thank you ([-] words, please subscribe)

After solving the big problem of the mountain demon, the focus naturally fell on Xiaoyu.

Dad thought of a way to pause the process of copying magic on Xiaoyu so that Xiaoyu would not continue to copy it.

Then Jackie Chan went to the hotel to open a suite, and Yan Huan concealed the presence of Xiaoyu and brought them into the room.

In order to prevent others from noticing the abnormality, Jackie Chan did not ask the hotel waiter to deliver the meal, but went out and bought more than 20 boxed lunches himself.

"Dad is old and doesn't remember the dispelling spell to copy magic. Dad needs to read the magic book."

Jackie Chan felt his head buzzing as he watched more than 20 Xiaoyu eating in the room.

"But what can we do to bring back so many Xiaoyu?"

Dad didn’t know how Jackie Chan asked such a question, so he walked up to him, grabbed his ears, and shouted: “Can’t you go back to San Francisco and get the magic book!”

Jackie Chan frowned and touched his ears: "Okay dad, I'll buy a plane ticket right now."

At this moment, Yan Wang stepped forward and stopped him: "Forget it, I'll just go and get it. I'll be back in a moment."

From Tokyo to San Francisco, this distance cannot be covered with a flying thunder god.At the speed of the Phoenix Dragon God, it only took Yan Wan three hours to get the magic book his father needed.

When he opened the door to the room, more than 20 Xiaoyu were crowded together on the carpet in the living room watching TV.

Seeing their appearance, Yan Wan hid the homework book behind his back, then walked past them lightly and walked to Jackie Chan.

The Xiaoyus were still watching TV carefree, not knowing what they were about to face.

Yan Wan took out Xiaoyu's homework and whispered something into Jackie Chan's ear.

Then Jackie Chan nodded, walked up to Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, it's time for you to finish your homework. Yan Wan specially brought your homework when he took the magic book."

As soon as he finished speaking, all the Xiaoyus turned their attention to Xiaoyu No. [-] who was hiding in the middle of the crowd, and in unison, they took a step back and pushed Xiaoyu No. [-] out.

"I knew it."

No. [-] Xiaoyu crossed her arms and expressed strong condemnation for the behavior of these Xiaoyus who betrayed their teammates.

Just then, she suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.

There is only one homework, but Xiaoyu has twenty. If the homework is divided equally among each Xiaoyu, then each Xiaoyu only needs to do a little homework.

In this case, not only will the homework you have to do be reduced, but the homework will also be completed. It is simply the best of both worlds.

So Xiaoyu No. [-] happily told the other Xiaoyus about this idea, but the other Xiaoyus all said, "But I refuse!"

"Why?!" No. [-] Xiaoyu looked at the other Xiaoyus in disbelief, "What a good idea this is."

One of them, Xiaoyu, said: "The reason why you came up with this method is actually because you don't want to do your homework."

The other Xiaoyu also said matter-of-factly: "Since you, the original Xiaoyu, don't want to do your homework, of course we don't want to do our homework either!"

"That's your homework, not mine."

No. [-] Xiaoyu said angrily: "You should help me."

"I do not want it!"

"That's it, do your homework? Even dogs don't do it!"

In an instant, Xiaoyu and others suddenly got into a quarrel, and Jackie Chan felt like his head was going to split when he looked at this scene.

One Xiaoyu can already give him a headache, let alone more than 20 Xiaoyu at the same time.

At this moment, Yan Wang held a large pile of homework books and placed them in front of them, and the Xiaoyus immediately stopped making noise.

An unpleasant feeling suddenly arose in their hearts. One of them, Xiaoyu, pointed at the homework book and said, "I don't think I have that much homework."

Yan shook his head with a smile, took out a copy from the top of the homework book and threw it to No. [-] Xiaoyu: "I used the copy spell you left to copy your homework into twenty copies, so that you don't have to worry about it. There was a fight over who would do the homework.”

He paused for a moment, then showed a bright and cheerful smile, and said to Xiaoyu, "How is it? I must have thought carefully."

Xiaoyu and others all felt a chill running down their spines: "Why can a mouth with a temperature of 36 degrees say such cold words?!"

They all turned to look at Jackie Chan, staring at him with their big pitiful eyes, and shouted in unison: "Uncle Long~"

Jackie Chan put his hands on his hips and shook his head seriously: "Xiaoyu, you should be responsible for your misuse of magic."

Xiaoyu replied weakly: "Okay."

Then more than 20 Xiaoyus received their homework one after another and spread to various corners of the room to start writing their homework.

Fortunately, this torture did not last long. About halfway through Xiaoyu's writing, Dad had already developed the reversal magic.

The clones of Xiaoyu disappeared one after another, leaving only the original Xiaoyu lying on the homework book, with a pair of lifeless eyes full of envy.

Later, under Jackie Chan's supervision, Xiaoyu finally finished all her homework.

Jackie Chan sat on the chair to check his homework, then nodded with satisfaction and said: "You did a good job, Xiaoyu."

Xiaoyu lay on the bed and weakly opened her mouth and said "Oh".

Jackie Chan shook his head: "Xiaoyu, you should thank Yan Wan. If Yan Wan hadn't brought the homework over, you would have postponed it until the day before school started."

Xiaoyu became angry when she mentioned Yan Wan. She turned over and sat up from the bed, shouting in disbelief: "Do I still need to thank this guy who copied more than 20 copies of my homework?"

Jackie Chan closed his homework, put his hands on his hips, and looked at Xiaoyu with a serious face.

Xiaoyu and Jackie Chan looked at each other, then walked up to Yan Wan, crossed their arms, and said reluctantly: "Listen to me, thank you."

The group then boarded the plane and returned to San Francisco.

After a busy day, my father put on his eye mask and fell asleep on the plane.

But in the empty check-in cabin of the plane, the magic compass that Dad had placed in the suitcase suddenly lit up.

USA, California, Hollywood.

At this time, Hollywood had already taken the shape of its future glory. Ximu felt that everything was quite fresh, so he took Silent Monk to wander around.

In Ximu's heart, having fun himself is more important than releasing Zhongsu.

Even though Silent Monk had found the Hell Gate, Ximu was still in no hurry to release Zhongsu.

It knows China and the Soviet Union too well. Once China and the Soviet Union come out, such fun places will be gone.It was precisely because of his understanding that the Holy Master didn't want to see Zhongsu at all and left the matter directly to Ximu.

It wasn't until Ximu had played around in Hollywood that he was satisfied with holding a bucket of popcorn and directing Silent Monk to open the hell gate between China and the Soviet Union.

As expected, the first thing Thunder King Zhongsu did when he jumped out of the gate of hell was to hit Ximu with thunder and lightning.

"Why are you moving so slowly? I can't wait any longer. And... where is the Holy Master?"

Ximu flapped his wings slightly, scattering Zhongsu's thunder and lightning.

"There is always a wrongdoer and a debtor, so getting angry at me is nothing."

Ximu said sarcastically: "The Holy Lord didn't hide it, you can go find it yourself. Could it be...you can't defeat it?"

Then Ximu shrugged indifferently, grabbed a handful of popcorn in his mouth, and left with Mo Xingseng.

Zhong Su, a guy with eyes higher than his head.

Even if I told him about the situation in the above world, it wouldn't listen.

Even if it listened, it would not act in a low-key manner according to the wishes of the Holy Lord and Ximu.

The Holy Master didn't bother to care about it, so Ximu naturally didn't care about it either.If you have this free time, you might as well go back and do things with the Holy Lord.

It intends to work with the Holy Lord to completely lock Cursed Lan in hell.

But the righteous magic on the Panku Treasure Box will make it indestructible, so they can only find a way to hide the Panku Treasure Box.

The Holy Lord seems to be planning to hide the Panku Treasure Box in the Kingdom of Shadows, but the Kingdom of Shadows cannot accommodate the Panku Treasure Box full of righteous magic. For this reason, the Holy Lord has been thinking of a way...

Zhongsu, who was wearing armor, had a gloomy face and stood there wondering what he was thinking.

Both Shengzhu and Ximu are weak in the eyes of Zhongsu.

Although it looked down upon the Holy Lord, Zhongsu knew in his heart that the Holy Lord, who had stayed in the earthly world for more than 2000 years, must have recovered more strength.

At this moment, a passerby happened to pass by and was surprised when he saw the majestic Zhongsu.

"Hey, man, that leather case of yours is so cool!"

"Annoying flies."

Having said that, China and the Soviet Union struck a lightning bolt at this ignorant human being.

Then it sensed the direction of its palace and walked there step by step.

In Hollywood, any "monster" appears for a reason. Everyone who sees the Soviet Union recognizes it as a character in a certain movie.

Fortunately, Zhongsu had no intention of paying attention to these "flies" before seeing his palace.

Until it saw a huge parking lot.Zhongsu roared angrily: "Those damn humans actually bulldozed my palace and built one here... built something that anyone can enter and leave!"

"My palace should be unique! I want these humans to rebuild my palace."

Speaking of this, Zhongsu paused.Although it lacks knowledge of the above-ground world, Zhongsu also knows that not all humans are good at building palaces.

“Where should I go to find someone to build a palace?”

At this moment, a passerby suddenly said: "How cool, man, why haven't I seen you on TV?"

Zhongsu moved his head to look at the human and asked, "TV? What is that?"

The pedestrian was stunned for a moment, but he immediately responded: "I understand, you are playing a role, so you can't say anything inconsistent with the role, right?"

Before Zhongsu could say anything, the passerby pointed to a huge screen showing news and said, "That's the TV, man."

"You should go on TV and let everyone in the world see your majesty!"

Hearing the pedestrian's words, Zhongsu's eyes suddenly lit up.

Then it frowned and asked, "Where should I go to get on TV?"

The pedestrian pointed to a tall building not far away and said, "Of course it's a TV station."

Zhong Su looked at the TV station, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.

"Mortal, you have pleased the great Thunder Demon. I am very happy. I allow you to go with me to witness the Thunder Demon announcing to the world..."

"It's back!"

Papa Antique Store.

Xiaoyu carefully put her homework into her schoolbag, and then hurriedly went to sit in front of the TV.

Xiaoyu would definitely not feel so distressed about the blank homework, and even dreamed that it could grow legs and run away.

But for the homework that has been completed, it is Xiaoyu's treasure. Even if the Holy Lord comes, he cannot touch a single page of it!

Today is the day when "Ninja in Black" is broadcast. It is a work produced by Larry Franklin, the most famous producer in Hollywood, and is deeply loved by Xiaoyu.

However, when Xiaoyu turned on the TV, the expected "Ninja in Black" did not arrive.In the center of the big screen, there was a big guy wearing a battle armor and wearing a lot of blue.

"What is this? Is it to promote Larry's new work?"

Thinking of this, Xiaoyu suddenly became excited: "That's really great..."

However, before Xiaoyu finished speaking, the big guy on the TV spoke:

"I am the great demon of thunder and lightning - Zhongsu. Today is the day I return. You little mortals, you should meet your gods and build a perfect palace for me..."

"Oh~ This is really something bad!"

Xiaoyu looked at the TV and couldn't help but murmured.

At the same time, another guy who was also watching TV was holding his belly and laughing, looking like he was having fun.

Ximu pointed at the TV, fed himself a mouthful of popcorn and said, "Holy Lord, why didn't you know before that Zhongsu was so talented in acting?"

The Holy Lord was annoyed by Ximu's laughter, and said impatiently: "Be quiet!"

"cut."

Ximu waved his hand and continued to look at the TV.

The Chinese Soviet Union on the TV is showing its power to mankind, and the thunder and lightning all over the body seems to be overflowing from the TV.

It wanted to imagine what the palace would look like, and asked all humans to write down what it said, and then ordered all the craftsmen to come over and build a palace for it.

of course……

Regardless of whether the people in front of the TV are craftsmen or not, all of them, without exception, regard China and the Soviet Union as fun.

"Who is that person inside this holster? He acted really well, as if there was really a thunder demon that just came out of hell."

"Yeah, yeah, hahaha..."

However, only the staff at the TV station knew that there was no one inside the holster.

The TV station is full of traces of thunder and lightning, and the charred corpses tell the truth about the thunder demon.

The passerby who brought Zhongsu to the TV station was almost green with regret, and his legs were trembling uncontrollably.

He shouted without tears: "Why should I talk so much!"

Zhongsu seemed to have noticed the passerby's fear, and there was a trace of satisfaction in his scarlet eyes.

The weak should obey the strong.

He noticed the looks from Zhongsu and quickly put on a flattering smile:

"Master Sino-Soviet, people from all over the world have seen your majesty, but they don't understand your greatness yet!"

"Please tell these mortals the great stories of the past and let them worship you!"

While this devil is still talking nonsense with great interest, please come and save me, anyone!

Where are the police?Come on, I'll never call you freeloaders again.

In front of the TV, Jackie Chan and the others all crowded in front of the TV to watch Zhongsu bragging, staring at each other with big eyes.

In the end, Dad couldn't help it anymore and shouted at the top of his lungs: "What are you doing standing still? Tohru, go and prepare all the materials Dad needs!"

"Yes, sir!"

"One more thing, Jackie Chan, have you bought your flight tickets?"

Jackie Chan hung up the phone and said: "Chief Black has arranged a plane. He hopes that we can resolve China and the Soviet Union as soon as possible and minimize the impact."

"Then act quickly!"

"Good daddy."

Jackie Chan nodded, and as soon as he turned around, he remembered something.

Then he quickly turned around and pointed at Xiaoyu and said: "Xiaoyu, listen, you stay here, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

Dad put the pufferfish into the bag and said by the way: "Xiaoyu won't listen."

Jackie Chan crossed his arms and looked at Xiaoyu with a serious look on his face: "No, Xiaoyu. You are going to school soon, and you just flew back from Tokyo today. You should take a good shower now and then lie down in bed to sleep."

"Uncle Long~"

Jackie Chan shook his head: "No need to discuss, you must adjust your jet lag."

Then he touched Xiaoyu's head and his expression became much gentler: "Be obedient, we will be back soon."

"Okay." Xiaoyu sighed and reluctantly agreed to Jackie Chan.

Zhongsu was not a difficult demon, and since it had a head similar to Dikui's, Yan Wang didn't even feel the need to help him.

However, as soon as he had this idea, Jackie Chan patted Yan Wan on the shoulder and said, "Yan Wan, help me keep an eye on Xiaoyu."

"Okay."

He happened to be too lazy to go, so he agreed directly.
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Dikui doesn't like flowers, so he likes to stay in Africa, where the climate is hot.

And somewhere in a cave in Africa, a pair of scarlet eyes suddenly opened.

"Curse Lan? What are you looking for me for?" Di Kui asked.

Ju Lan took a look at the level of black energy on Di Kui's body, and then said: "Di Kui, I need your help. The Holy Lord and Xi Mu betrayed me."

"what!"

Di Kui's eyes widened in surprise, full of disbelief.

It didn't expect that the Holy Lord would dare to betray the second time, and that Ximu also betrayed the Holy Lord?
Curse Lan's eyes were calm: "The Holy Lord and Ximu didn't intend to rescue me from hell. They isolated the Panku Treasure Box with magic and hid it in the Shadow Kingdom."

Di Quigang planned to question the Holy Lord, but perhaps because he had recovered a lot of wisdom and strength, his brain suddenly worked better.

"Wait, how do you know that?"

"My things are not that easy to use." Julan said flatly.

"I understand, I will go find the Holy Master right now..."

"Wait!" Ju Lan quickly shouted to Di Kui.

"Don't go to the Holy Lord, I will guide you to get the power of the shadow."

(End of this chapter)