The opening method of this chat group is really wrong

Chapter 149: Against the Heavens!
The raindrops pattered on the windows, making a hollow echo.

Yan Wan woke up from his sleep. He picked up his phone and saw that it was just before seven o'clock. Tian Laoer on the bed next door was still blowing bubbles.

Ok?
blowing bubbles?
Yan Wang rubbed his eyes, and then took a closer look.

Damn it, how did he really blow bubbles?

Yan Wan took out his cell phone and took a video, then watched it with a look of surprise on his face for a while, then lay back down when he felt bored.

He actually wanted to sleep a little longer, but unfortunately, since he became successful in cultivation, no matter how he fell asleep, he would never have that feeling of traveling through time and space again.

For a moment, he actually missed the way when he just woke up, he picked up his mobile phone to look at the time, and then said: Huh?
He didn't want to sleep like this when he had a clear perception of the outside world, so he simply picked up his phone to kill time.A day for college students always starts with lying in bed scrolling through their mobile phones.

I took a look at the social account first, and well... it was completely forgotten.

Lin Yongmeng forgot about it. She knew that she was not on earth at all, and the shadow clone had nothing to talk about, but... why were her father and mother so relieved?
He has been at Jackie Chan's Adventures for almost a month, and it's late autumn here on Earth.

Without special circumstances, the shadow clone will not take the initiative to call his parents.He hasn't spoken a word to his family this month. Aren't these two adults afraid that he will be abducted to Myanmar?
After looking at social media accounts for a while, Yan Wang opened Douyin.

The first video that caught my eye was "Bannita: We have sufficient experience in fighting the United States, and we are applying for someone to help the minibus."

Yan Wang gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly: "Good, good, good."

Internal affairs is too troublesome, so why not do something you love?

Then he swiped his thumb up, and the title of the second video was "How lucky that my wife and mother-in-law were pregnant at the same time. Let me explain, they are classmates, and my father-in-law and I are also classmates."

First look: What is this?
Second glance: Wait!
Yan Wan quickly put down the phone, closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, then took another look.

"Hiss~" [Subway old man's mobile phone.jpg]

This amount of information is a bit overwhelming. As a cultivator of immortality, my brain is almost overloaded.

Then he swiped his thumb and quickly flipped to the next video.

Fortunately, the video this time was very normal. Valorant left the blue clown with a one-on-three endgame.

Yan Wan can already think of what this video is about. It is nothing more than endgame teaching, and then listen to the "awesome" sounds from his teammates.

The map shows the hermitage. Point A is downstairs on the second floor.

Just after placing the bag, the other side had already locked the location of the blue clown and was about to catch it.

Yan Huan frowned slightly and murmured in a low voice: "Is this going to send a gun hiding line?"

Then Rez jumped from the second floor and fell to his death.

Yan Wang:?
Immediately afterwards, an incendiary bomb was thrown from the second floor, but unfortunately it was thrown to the right of the blue clown and did not burn him.

So Purgatory, who threw the incendiary bomb, also jumped from the second floor, and another one fell to death, entering a one-on-one endgame.

Yan Wang: Huh?

However, the opponent reacted quickly. The remaining Jie Feng happened to be under the second floor, and he was pulled out from the right side of the blue clown with one sprint.

The blue clown has seen Jetstorm, is he going to shoot?
Immediately afterwards, Jetwind flew onto the incendiary bomb thrown by Purgatory and was burned to death. The blue clown won the game.

Yan Wang: Huh? !
No, why are all the videos I watched today so abstract?

Yan Wang wiped his face, feeling that it was not the right day to watch videos.Then I found a few bloggers I followed and learned a little about the information gap.

Then he entered the training ground and started today's practice. However, after training for a while, Yan Wan frowned and stopped practicing.

No matter how serious he was and how hard he tried to practice the basic skills, Yan Huan could not feel the existence of training feedback.If you continue to practice like this, you may not be able to use Sword [-]: Joy of Fire at level [-].

He sheathed his sword and sat cross-legged on a large rock to think carefully about the reason.

For ordinary people, their talents are limited and their memory will deteriorate.

Even the basic swordsmanship is enough for ordinary people to review the past and learn the new.And by practicing continuously, you can maintain your feel and prevent your martial arts from deteriorating.

But for immortal cultivators, these problems do not exist at all.

Any cultivator who enters the path of spiritual practice will develop his talents better than ordinary people.As the path of cultivation becomes longer and longer, the memory will become more and more profound and integrated into the original mind.

Yan Wan's foundation has been perfected thanks to Lei Qianqian's teachings and the passive role of [Juggernaut].No matter how much he polishes it, there is only so much room for improvement.

After thinking about it, Yan Wan decided to be the main character who listens to advice.

Pigment: I would like to ask, basic swordsmanship training has no effect, how should I continue to practice?

Xiao Huohuo: Why are you still practicing basic swordsmanship every day?

Paint: How?No?
Xiao Huohuo: Alas, every time you say something like this, I can remember that Yan Wan was just an ordinary person three months ago.

Xiao Huohuo: Three months of training is already worth my more than ten years of hard work. Add in those shameless tricks and you can even beat me.

Xiao Huohuo: I’m envious, I’m jealous, I’m gnashing my teeth!
Pigment: Come on, why didn’t you say you were envious or jealous when you touched little Lolita’s body when you were little?
Xiao Huohuo: Can Dou Shi’s affairs be called touching?That's called dredging the veins of muscles and bones and laying a good foundation for future practice!

Pigment: Come on, the eldest lady of the ancient clan, does she need a small Dou Li to do this?
Xiao Huohuo: The third level of fighting power?That was all a matter of years and years. Now I am a half-step fighting saint. Don’t bully a young man to understand!

Pigment: Next is Don’t bully the middle-aged and poor, don’t bully the old and poor, the dead are the most important, the coffin board is moving, and the red-haired awakening, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, as expected of a novelist, the small combos are so smooth.

Shimokitazawa Little Angel: Le.jpg
Inazuma's No. [-] Otaku Girl: This is my fault. When I taught you how to get started, I subconsciously ignored some common sense.

Inazuma's No. [-] Otaku Girl: After all, the world you live in didn't exist in the extraordinary world before. Even if it exists now, it would be difficult to find out in a short time.

Pigment: It’s not too late for my sister to teach me, and the pay is easy.

Inazuma's No. [-] Otaku Girl: I'd like a strawberry soufflé with more sugar.

Pigments: No problem.

Then Yan Wang released the authority of the training ground and let Lei Movie come in.

Basic swordsmanship is nothing more than stabbing, chopping, slashing and other movements, and the advanced swordsmanship taught by Lei Movie is actually adding or subtracting some additions and subtractions to these movements.

For example, the action of stabbing.

In basic swordsmanship training, the simplest is to thrust straight, and the extension is to thrust from different angles.

In advanced swordsmanship training, you have to think about what happens after the sword is struck.

Just like Go, if you can only think about the next move before making a move, you will never become a master.

A master needs to figure out the next step, the fourth step, the fifth step...

The same goes for swordsmanship. How will the enemy parry after the sword is thrust out?

Depending on how the enemy parries or dodges, will the next sword be a slash or a pick?

From what direction?From what direction?

Is the purpose of this sword attack to directly kill the enemy, or is it to force the enemy to move and create an advantage for the next sword strike?After you become proficient, the set of movements you have figured out is actually a sword manual.

To a certain extent, he is constantly improving his sword skills.And those who can complete this kind of advanced training are all those who can open the door and accept disciples.

After all, you can write chess records, why can't you teach two students?

And this is the truly useful way of training for immortal cultivators. What's the use of practicing the basic sword skills all the time?

Lei Qianqian only needed a little nudge, and Yan Wan's golden passive [Sword Master] began to exert force. Within a while, he mastered the trick.

Whether he should say it or not, Yan Wan always felt that when he was in school, the teacher scolded the wrong person.

It shouldn't be him who pokes the toad, but the passive one of [Sword Master].

If it could be more proactive, wouldn't it be possible to save a soufflé to reward yourself?Isn’t rewarding yourself the same as rewarding [Sword Master] for his passivity?
Back in the real world, it was already nine o'clock in the morning, and everyone in the dormitory had woken up and lay on the bed, scrolling through their phones.

After another 10 minutes, the group of people got up, brushed their teeth, washed their faces, took their books and walked to the classroom.

When you are slightly hungry, eat lunch directly. This is a life hack passed down by college students.

When he arrived at the classroom, Yan Wang glanced around and found that Lin Yongmeng didn't come to class.

The interest in class suddenly lost a lot. Fortunately, the second child finally found the fun of class by saying "Three are missing and one is missing."

Yan Wang tapped timi with his backhand, and then he reacted and asked: "Wait a minute, Zhang Bangyu, why did you, a thick-browed man with big eyes, fall with us? Shouldn't you be writing the postgraduate entrance examination papers?"

Unexpectedly, Zhang Bangyu simply waved his hand and said, "No more exams."

After hearing what Yan Wang said, Tian Laoer reacted and caught Zhang Bangyu and asked: "You have been preparing for the exam for more than a year, why did you give up halfway? Mad, if you don't give me a reason that can convince me, let's not play today. ”

"What do people live for?" Zhang Bangyu asked.

Yan Wan: "Mai Sakurajima."

Wang Yao: "Go to the dock and order French fries."

Tian Siwan: "Wash your feet."

Zhang Bangyu: "..."

He rolled his eyes, sighed helplessly, lowered his voice and said in a tone of hatred: "Isn't the purpose of life for people to be organized?"

As soon as these words came out, the brothers immediately reacted.

Tian Siwan looked excited and was about to open his mouth when his emotional intelligence made him give up the idea of ​​speaking in the classroom and instead typed on his mobile phone and asked: Where did you get your training?
Zhang Bangyu replied: He has super powers, and the country is interested in them.

Yan Wang: The second and fourth children have a mine at home, the eldest brother has joined the establishment, and I am supported by a rich woman.Well...we all have a bright future.

Wang Yao: Then... the number?
"Number one!"

Tian Siwan smacked his lips, deleted "I also want super powers" in the input field, and clicked on timi.

Play the game first, and then ask the boss how he awakened his superpower after finishing the game.

Two hours later, get out of class ended, left, and finished eating in one go.

After returning to the dormitory, Yan Wan opened the chat group habitually.

Pigments: What are you talking about?Gabriel can come out and bubble.

Lazy Angel: Yan Wang, what do you think of the character Kaia in "Genshin Impact"?
Paint: The Riddler.

Call me Queen: You see, Yan Wan’s views are the same as mine. I hate guys who deliberately titillate!

Pigment: But I will definitely not cheat my good brother.

Lazy Angel: Why are you in such a hurry? Yan hasn’t finished speaking yet.

Obviously, Gabriel is on the side of Kaiya's good brother.

Shimokitazawa Little Angel: I like Diona very much. What is your opinion of this character?
Pigment: Humph, I didn’t ask you to rate it!

Xiao Huohuo: Damn it, this kid learned the essence.

Xiao Huohuo: What about me, Grandpa Lu?

Pigments: Before dawn comes, someone has to brighten the darkness a little.

Xiao Huohuo: Thank you for the compliment, hahaha...

Pigment: I said Grandpa Lu, who said you?Self-introduction is not advisable, there are big and small kings in poker!

Inazuma's first otaku girl: What do you think of Kujo Sora?

Pigment: Is it necessary to ask me this?
Inazuma's No. [-] Otaku: Of course, after all, everyone knows everything. I also want to see different opinions.

Pigment: It’s actually meaningless to tell you my opinion. Why don’t I tell you what our netizens here say.

Rice Wife’s No. [-] Housewife: That’s okay.

Pigment: Ahem, then I’ll just read it.First, Kujo Sora is the Tengu of the Shadow, and I am the Shadow's dog. Doesn't it make sense that I and Kujo Sora are paired together?
Rice wife’s first otaku girl:! ! !
Xiao Huohuo: Against the sky!But it fits my understanding of netizens very well.

Shimokitazawa Little Angel: After thinking about it, it seems that they are indeed the ones who can say such things.

Call Me Queen: Let me think about which other character... Walnut?
Paint: I want to taste what her white cotton socks smell like.

Xiao Huohuo: It’s getting more and more outrageous.

Call me Your Lady Queen:: I’m very curious about what old father Zhongli’s reaction would be if he saw this sentence.

Lazy Angel: To borrow a word from a certain doll, this is called - recreating a corner of the Demon God's War.

In fact, when Yan Wang said that he wanted to read the comments from netizens, Lei Movie originally wanted to ask himself, but... the netizens were so unbelievable that Galen whispered, remained silent and broke his guard.

After thinking about it, Lei Movie decided to ask someone first, someone who was close to her in the game.

Inazuma’s first otaku girl: Where is the Son of God?

Pigment: Lord Shenzi, can you step on me?Nothing else, just wanted to hear the sound of the bells on my ankles.

Okay, this sentence completely dispelled Lei Movie's idea of ​​asking what he looked like in the eyes of netizens.

Lazy Angel: Where is Qi Liangliang?If I had such a cat here, I could pack myself and send it to school in the morning.

Pigment: This is a bit outrageous. Are you sure you want to listen?
As soon as these words came out, the people in the group were immediately shocked and at the same time, their curiosity was completely aroused.

Shimokitazawa Little Angel: I can make you say the word "defying heaven", emmm...

Lazy Angel: Let me tell you, when I was playing games, I was actually exposed to this type of words a lot, and my ability to accept them was still developed.

Pigment: Wait a minute.

Pigment: Cat, if the express delivery times out, it will be timed out~
(End of this chapter)