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Chapter 109 The God of Toilet (42k)
Chapter 109 The God of Toilet (4.2k)
'Thanks be to the Lord God. '
Louis can be reincarnated into this world normally, can grow up to such a size without incident, and can meet so many lovely girls, he really should give that unlucky Lord God a kowtow.
Thinking like this, Louis mentally gave a nod to the Lord God Void Schrödinger who was currently in the east and didn't know what the situation was.
"Can I say that I'm lucky to be born?"
Alicia gave Louis a white look, and said calmly: "No, it's not luck, but the protection of the Lord God, and even so... Well, do you know that there were more faults on the Sophia continent than the one thousand years ago, That was just the most thorough one, and the family whose family name has been passed down for the longest time is no more than 1 years old, and we came to the Sophia continent 10 years ago."
······
Tsk tsk, it's brutal.
Hearing Alicia's introduction, even though the six gods who returned to the star realm were not in good condition, they still kept their spirits up and collected a wave of samples from various races as usual, "frozen" in their respective In the kingdom of God just in case, Louis no longer knew what to say.
Should I say that your practice makes perfect, or should you say that your proficiency makes you want to cry?
"Then what is your church planning to do now? Why are you so surprised to see me?"
Don't you want me to go to heaven and work side by side with them as a companion to increase the magic tide?
Even if you don't have the idea and ability for the time being, you can't just pull me into the United Church, and then set up a sculpture next to the six benevolent gods, and invite me to it later, right?
Speaking of this, Alicia showed a rare and slightly bitter smile: "How should I put it, although now that the main god has lost the power to preside over the magic tide, it is difficult to restore the conditions even when he first came to the Sophia continent. But we still wanted to do something.
In order to break the deadlock, the church's original plan was to use the Holy Grail and my soul, the daughter of God, to expand my personality through burning and rituals, penetrate into the centers of the six existing kingdoms of God in the star world, and temporarily act as a The person of the false god remains, expanding the tide of magic.
When the magic tide expands enough to support the breakthrough of the strong natural disasters, then use the phase transfer ceremony to form an overlapping area in the center of the holy city, where it can support the breakthrough from natural disasters to new gods, and then select some peerless geniuses from the whole continent Here, the church provides all the help for cultivation, and even uses secret techniques and accumulated mysteries to become natural disasters and new gods in the shortest possible time, until promoted to the astral world, and finally complete the minimum positive cycle—we originally Among the peerless geniuses selected, Ni was the main one, but the result was unexpected..."
Unexpectedly, Louis had already become a god by himself.
And if she did that, her soul and existence would be burned to pretend to be the main god, mobilize six divine kingdoms, and temporarily expand the magic tide. How could she think that Alicia in front of her would be absolutely gone.
And after doing this, it is still ambiguous whether there will be new natural disasters and gods appearing on the mainland before the Holy Grail and Alicia are burned clean, even if it is the 16-year-old "legendary" Louis who appeared unexpectedly. According to the church's estimate, only [-]% hope to succeed, so this is indeed to pursue a chance at all costs.
"But now you are here~, I can feel that your current existence has already expanded the magic tide of the Sophia continent. When you fully ascend to the astral world in the future, there will be seven gods on it. Although It can’t catch up with the conditions when we first came to this material world, but at least our fault tolerance rate is much higher. When the time comes, we can burn the Holy Grail or think of other ways to form a false main god center, so we can be more calm. The eighth new god will be piled up in this way, and so on, forming a positive cycle, and we can gradually recover~"
Alicia looked very happy, but she was really happy. After all, she no longer had to sacrifice herself to plug the hole, and she no longer had to put everything on the scale to bet on a possibility with a success rate of less than half. If it failed, the entire extraordinary civilization of Sophia would be completely destroyed. Without the foundation, who can be unhappy if you succeed without working hard?
Although even if he did this, he still had to face the bad situation where the main god ran away from home and the gods of the astral world didn't really take the lead, but now Alicia also saw it, since Louis promoted himself to the gods by some unknown method. At the first level, in the future, if you can't say it, you can create the impossible and make it possible. Let's do it again, break through and become the main god by yourself?
At that time, all the problems facing the Western Continent will be easily solved.
This is also the reason why Alicia is so friendly and even fond of Louis. After all, Louis is not bad in appearance. He belongs to the type of person who "can't repay the kindness of saving his life and can only give him his life". The daughter of God was in a excited mood. Under the circumstances, and under the opponent's slogan of "Future Savior of Sophia's World", it is normal for him to have a little mortal heart.
As for what is obvious about Louis, is it a secret that can be detected by an individual?
Ha, it's already this time, who would risk irritating the other party by testing? The most important thing is to resolve one's own imminent crisis first.
And after listening to a lot of secret Louis, he was also shocked, not only did he understand why after he was promoted to the fourth level by relying on Sophia's extraordinary power system, the material world would feel vaguely repelled.
They also ate their own humans, elves, dwarves, etc., which turned out to be the big melons of the invaders. On the contrary, those orcs who used to be regarded as evil enemies were actually the aborigines of the Sofia continent.
——What the hell is this Reverse Dark Portal Invasion.
The three major routes of wizards, priests, and knights were originally intended to be promoted to the fifth level and go to the sky, so starting from the fourth level, you will feel a sense of rejection from the material world, but I heard about the latter situation On the contrary, it will be better. After all, the fifth-level gods are more similar to feeding back civilization with themselves. When they are promoted to the sixth-level main gods, they will feed back.
However, Louis can be sure that Alicia still has some things to say about this aspect, such as whether the threads that pull him to stay in the material world are related to the gods of the believers recruited by the church from all over the continent. .
"Well, this is very simple~, as long as you are promoted step by step, you should know this knowledge. Starting from natural disasters, because of the great enrichment of mystery and magic power, the existence of the strong will oppress the material world. The fragile endurance will eventually collapse to the star realm, but it is too dangerous to go to the star realm before the fifth level, so believers are needed to be the anchor points of the gods to divide the existence of the strong."
"Similarly, the gods of longevity and vision also need believers to anchor their own humanity. Faith is the best tool. It's just that there have been big troubles because of complicated beliefs. Now we have reformed and will affect the bottomed out."
Sorry, I jumped up through cheating.
Louis looked at Alicia innocently with a blank face, as if all the strong people of this level should know the news of course.
However, combined with the knowledge from his previous life, Louis could barely understand Alicia's words through analogies.
Think about the nature of gravity, those massive objects themselves will cause the distortion of the real space, causing a collapsed curved surface in the normal space-time, even the time there is different from the normal space, analogous to this extraordinary world, magic power and It is not incomprehensible that the great enrichment of mystery will also cause a similar distortion or even collapse effect.
If you want to smooth out such distortions, or even collapse, then let the pressure originally borne by only one point be distributed to thousands of points, and the pressure will be much less.
It’s a very simple pressure calculation formula that everyone learned in junior high school physics.
Other worlds, or other universes, have a much better pressure-bearing capacity in this regard. The universe where the Sophia continent is located, I don’t know whether it is the original situation, or this material plane is much weaker because of the special adjustment of the main god. Anyway, in the mainland In the world, the gods still need faith to assist themselves.
As for the dense threads on Louis' body, they are not entirely threads of faith, but the chakra seeds he had released before.
Especially in the city of Catalia, when he first got the Chakra seeds, Ahadeon pulled out all the prisoners in the city of Catalia in order to quickly clear the upper limit of Chakra, and repeatedly gave Chakra The seeds are refined for a few days, and then recovered just after the rapid growth period, and then endowed with such a renewable way of producing chakra in a cycle of depletion and fishing.
Coupled with the chakra seeds that were really given to the members of the Einzbern camp in Kataria, Louis had more than a thousand "threads" in this city alone.
These thousands of "threads" of chakra seeds, because they are directly connected by force, are closer than purely spiritual belief lines, and they can hold Louis' existence in the material world even more. pressure.
If you think about it, you will know. For those illusory lines of belief, the gods can at best select a few outstanding aptitudes from them, and become the transcendent of the magic system, and bear part of the connection carrier of the power of the gods.
And Louis' chakra seeds, ignoring your aptitude and spirit, directly and roughly connected the other party with Louis.
Therefore, it is reasonable that the Chakra line is stronger than the Faith line. Although Louis, who can travel through the world to absorb different power systems, did not know about it at the beginning, but getting back the power of Chakra is now considered a crooked one. For a long time, he can Don't worry about God's problems anymore.
Having said that, in addition to dense and thick chakra lines, Louis also has quite a few illusory faith lines. How did he, an eastern bumpkin who has never preached, have these beliefs?
"Ha, it must be that the citizens of the Einzbern Territory who have undergone the initial agricultural reform and received my favor have spontaneous faith in me, right?"
Louis confidently pulled out a few faith threads and checked them, and then his face turned dark because of the feedback from the other end of these threads.
They were all "Thank you Lord Louis for inventing the toilet", "Now I can finally go to the toilet decently", "You don't have to be afraid of ass, ass, in".
Well, before Louis got the gold finger, he had invented a human-powered flush toilet, which became popular throughout the entire Sofia continent in almost a short time. Even the orc chiefs on the central prairie also They all tried their best to get this set of props that are called necessary for decent people.
After all, even if it is a human-powered flush toilet, it is a blow to the dimensionality reduction for the civilians who can solve it anywhere, and the nobles can at most use their own squatting seats that are easy to be assassinated.
Didn't you see that even His Majesty the Pope of Natural Disaster took the rare opportunity to stand up and express his approval to Louis at the first time?
This caused Louis to fear for a while that his family name, nickname or title of knight in the future would be related to toilets. If a toilet was engraved on his family's aristocratic coat of arms in the future, he would really not be able to laugh.
This has greatly improved the experience of decent people going to the toilet in mainland Sofia. Louis naturally became the object of gratitude from the heart of these decent people before and after going to the toilet, so the line of belief was formed.
"Gan, did I almost become the god of toilets?"
With a dark face, he tried his best to throw this if line out of his mind, and Louis tried to focus back on the chakra line and the faith line.
Compared with belief, the granting of chakra seeds is still somewhat different, that is, it will not affect the subject's mental state.
Although what Alicia just said was not clear, and there were many places that were mentioned in one sentence, Louis could know that in the past era of crude beliefs, there were definitely many gods who were affected by conflicting beliefs. Mentally tortured, the reason for the first disaster is worthy of further investigation.
And there is also a problem with the main god who ran to the east to make a wandering Sophia. A main god was actually dragged down by a group of ants.
The handling methods of this aspect of the Chakra system are very mature. After all, the Otsutsuki clan has industrialized these processes, and it is handy to deal with the mental residues in other chakras.
Louis looked at Alicia very carefully, and the pink fairy lady also generously let Louis, the "savior", look at her.
What she said before to repay Louis with herself was not entirely a joke.
Although Alicia likes to hang out with cute girls, but Louis, um, she thought about it carefully, and it's not unacceptable.
No, it's better to say that Louis is now the savior of the entire continent. As the goddess of savior, it is normal for her to give herself to the other party as a reward.
And Louis is now the new hope of this continent. Although Alicia doesn't know why a new god like Louis appears, she doesn't want to offend the other party to find out the reason. It can be said that Louis is now the continent of Sophia The uncrowned king, as long as it is not a cruel and inhumane thing like mass extinction, Alicia will support him with both hands and feet if he wants to do anything.
What's more, in Alicia's view, even though Louis, who has been promoted to a god, has accumulated some beliefs for some reason and has not ascended to the astral world for the time being, with the accumulation of power, sooner or later, new believers will share with the gods The speed will not be able to keep up with the increase in Louis' power itself, and sooner or later he will still ascend to the astral world.
Before the other party exalts her divine kingdom, it's okay for Alicia to satisfy the other party, isn't it? This is a reward for the savior, no, it's an offering!
The start of school is approaching, and it feels like summer vacation has passed in a blink of an eye.
But no matter what, now, um, Yuanshin, activate!
Fontaine, here I come~!
(End of this chapter)
'Thanks be to the Lord God. '
Louis can be reincarnated into this world normally, can grow up to such a size without incident, and can meet so many lovely girls, he really should give that unlucky Lord God a kowtow.
Thinking like this, Louis mentally gave a nod to the Lord God Void Schrödinger who was currently in the east and didn't know what the situation was.
"Can I say that I'm lucky to be born?"
Alicia gave Louis a white look, and said calmly: "No, it's not luck, but the protection of the Lord God, and even so... Well, do you know that there were more faults on the Sophia continent than the one thousand years ago, That was just the most thorough one, and the family whose family name has been passed down for the longest time is no more than 1 years old, and we came to the Sophia continent 10 years ago."
······
Tsk tsk, it's brutal.
Hearing Alicia's introduction, even though the six gods who returned to the star realm were not in good condition, they still kept their spirits up and collected a wave of samples from various races as usual, "frozen" in their respective In the kingdom of God just in case, Louis no longer knew what to say.
Should I say that your practice makes perfect, or should you say that your proficiency makes you want to cry?
"Then what is your church planning to do now? Why are you so surprised to see me?"
Don't you want me to go to heaven and work side by side with them as a companion to increase the magic tide?
Even if you don't have the idea and ability for the time being, you can't just pull me into the United Church, and then set up a sculpture next to the six benevolent gods, and invite me to it later, right?
Speaking of this, Alicia showed a rare and slightly bitter smile: "How should I put it, although now that the main god has lost the power to preside over the magic tide, it is difficult to restore the conditions even when he first came to the Sophia continent. But we still wanted to do something.
In order to break the deadlock, the church's original plan was to use the Holy Grail and my soul, the daughter of God, to expand my personality through burning and rituals, penetrate into the centers of the six existing kingdoms of God in the star world, and temporarily act as a The person of the false god remains, expanding the tide of magic.
When the magic tide expands enough to support the breakthrough of the strong natural disasters, then use the phase transfer ceremony to form an overlapping area in the center of the holy city, where it can support the breakthrough from natural disasters to new gods, and then select some peerless geniuses from the whole continent Here, the church provides all the help for cultivation, and even uses secret techniques and accumulated mysteries to become natural disasters and new gods in the shortest possible time, until promoted to the astral world, and finally complete the minimum positive cycle—we originally Among the peerless geniuses selected, Ni was the main one, but the result was unexpected..."
Unexpectedly, Louis had already become a god by himself.
And if she did that, her soul and existence would be burned to pretend to be the main god, mobilize six divine kingdoms, and temporarily expand the magic tide. How could she think that Alicia in front of her would be absolutely gone.
And after doing this, it is still ambiguous whether there will be new natural disasters and gods appearing on the mainland before the Holy Grail and Alicia are burned clean, even if it is the 16-year-old "legendary" Louis who appeared unexpectedly. According to the church's estimate, only [-]% hope to succeed, so this is indeed to pursue a chance at all costs.
"But now you are here~, I can feel that your current existence has already expanded the magic tide of the Sophia continent. When you fully ascend to the astral world in the future, there will be seven gods on it. Although It can’t catch up with the conditions when we first came to this material world, but at least our fault tolerance rate is much higher. When the time comes, we can burn the Holy Grail or think of other ways to form a false main god center, so we can be more calm. The eighth new god will be piled up in this way, and so on, forming a positive cycle, and we can gradually recover~"
Alicia looked very happy, but she was really happy. After all, she no longer had to sacrifice herself to plug the hole, and she no longer had to put everything on the scale to bet on a possibility with a success rate of less than half. If it failed, the entire extraordinary civilization of Sophia would be completely destroyed. Without the foundation, who can be unhappy if you succeed without working hard?
Although even if he did this, he still had to face the bad situation where the main god ran away from home and the gods of the astral world didn't really take the lead, but now Alicia also saw it, since Louis promoted himself to the gods by some unknown method. At the first level, in the future, if you can't say it, you can create the impossible and make it possible. Let's do it again, break through and become the main god by yourself?
At that time, all the problems facing the Western Continent will be easily solved.
This is also the reason why Alicia is so friendly and even fond of Louis. After all, Louis is not bad in appearance. He belongs to the type of person who "can't repay the kindness of saving his life and can only give him his life". The daughter of God was in a excited mood. Under the circumstances, and under the opponent's slogan of "Future Savior of Sophia's World", it is normal for him to have a little mortal heart.
As for what is obvious about Louis, is it a secret that can be detected by an individual?
Ha, it's already this time, who would risk irritating the other party by testing? The most important thing is to resolve one's own imminent crisis first.
And after listening to a lot of secret Louis, he was also shocked, not only did he understand why after he was promoted to the fourth level by relying on Sophia's extraordinary power system, the material world would feel vaguely repelled.
They also ate their own humans, elves, dwarves, etc., which turned out to be the big melons of the invaders. On the contrary, those orcs who used to be regarded as evil enemies were actually the aborigines of the Sofia continent.
——What the hell is this Reverse Dark Portal Invasion.
The three major routes of wizards, priests, and knights were originally intended to be promoted to the fifth level and go to the sky, so starting from the fourth level, you will feel a sense of rejection from the material world, but I heard about the latter situation On the contrary, it will be better. After all, the fifth-level gods are more similar to feeding back civilization with themselves. When they are promoted to the sixth-level main gods, they will feed back.
However, Louis can be sure that Alicia still has some things to say about this aspect, such as whether the threads that pull him to stay in the material world are related to the gods of the believers recruited by the church from all over the continent. .
"Well, this is very simple~, as long as you are promoted step by step, you should know this knowledge. Starting from natural disasters, because of the great enrichment of mystery and magic power, the existence of the strong will oppress the material world. The fragile endurance will eventually collapse to the star realm, but it is too dangerous to go to the star realm before the fifth level, so believers are needed to be the anchor points of the gods to divide the existence of the strong."
"Similarly, the gods of longevity and vision also need believers to anchor their own humanity. Faith is the best tool. It's just that there have been big troubles because of complicated beliefs. Now we have reformed and will affect the bottomed out."
Sorry, I jumped up through cheating.
Louis looked at Alicia innocently with a blank face, as if all the strong people of this level should know the news of course.
However, combined with the knowledge from his previous life, Louis could barely understand Alicia's words through analogies.
Think about the nature of gravity, those massive objects themselves will cause the distortion of the real space, causing a collapsed curved surface in the normal space-time, even the time there is different from the normal space, analogous to this extraordinary world, magic power and It is not incomprehensible that the great enrichment of mystery will also cause a similar distortion or even collapse effect.
If you want to smooth out such distortions, or even collapse, then let the pressure originally borne by only one point be distributed to thousands of points, and the pressure will be much less.
It’s a very simple pressure calculation formula that everyone learned in junior high school physics.
Other worlds, or other universes, have a much better pressure-bearing capacity in this regard. The universe where the Sophia continent is located, I don’t know whether it is the original situation, or this material plane is much weaker because of the special adjustment of the main god. Anyway, in the mainland In the world, the gods still need faith to assist themselves.
As for the dense threads on Louis' body, they are not entirely threads of faith, but the chakra seeds he had released before.
Especially in the city of Catalia, when he first got the Chakra seeds, Ahadeon pulled out all the prisoners in the city of Catalia in order to quickly clear the upper limit of Chakra, and repeatedly gave Chakra The seeds are refined for a few days, and then recovered just after the rapid growth period, and then endowed with such a renewable way of producing chakra in a cycle of depletion and fishing.
Coupled with the chakra seeds that were really given to the members of the Einzbern camp in Kataria, Louis had more than a thousand "threads" in this city alone.
These thousands of "threads" of chakra seeds, because they are directly connected by force, are closer than purely spiritual belief lines, and they can hold Louis' existence in the material world even more. pressure.
If you think about it, you will know. For those illusory lines of belief, the gods can at best select a few outstanding aptitudes from them, and become the transcendent of the magic system, and bear part of the connection carrier of the power of the gods.
And Louis' chakra seeds, ignoring your aptitude and spirit, directly and roughly connected the other party with Louis.
Therefore, it is reasonable that the Chakra line is stronger than the Faith line. Although Louis, who can travel through the world to absorb different power systems, did not know about it at the beginning, but getting back the power of Chakra is now considered a crooked one. For a long time, he can Don't worry about God's problems anymore.
Having said that, in addition to dense and thick chakra lines, Louis also has quite a few illusory faith lines. How did he, an eastern bumpkin who has never preached, have these beliefs?
"Ha, it must be that the citizens of the Einzbern Territory who have undergone the initial agricultural reform and received my favor have spontaneous faith in me, right?"
Louis confidently pulled out a few faith threads and checked them, and then his face turned dark because of the feedback from the other end of these threads.
They were all "Thank you Lord Louis for inventing the toilet", "Now I can finally go to the toilet decently", "You don't have to be afraid of ass, ass, in".
Well, before Louis got the gold finger, he had invented a human-powered flush toilet, which became popular throughout the entire Sofia continent in almost a short time. Even the orc chiefs on the central prairie also They all tried their best to get this set of props that are called necessary for decent people.
After all, even if it is a human-powered flush toilet, it is a blow to the dimensionality reduction for the civilians who can solve it anywhere, and the nobles can at most use their own squatting seats that are easy to be assassinated.
Didn't you see that even His Majesty the Pope of Natural Disaster took the rare opportunity to stand up and express his approval to Louis at the first time?
This caused Louis to fear for a while that his family name, nickname or title of knight in the future would be related to toilets. If a toilet was engraved on his family's aristocratic coat of arms in the future, he would really not be able to laugh.
This has greatly improved the experience of decent people going to the toilet in mainland Sofia. Louis naturally became the object of gratitude from the heart of these decent people before and after going to the toilet, so the line of belief was formed.
"Gan, did I almost become the god of toilets?"
With a dark face, he tried his best to throw this if line out of his mind, and Louis tried to focus back on the chakra line and the faith line.
Compared with belief, the granting of chakra seeds is still somewhat different, that is, it will not affect the subject's mental state.
Although what Alicia just said was not clear, and there were many places that were mentioned in one sentence, Louis could know that in the past era of crude beliefs, there were definitely many gods who were affected by conflicting beliefs. Mentally tortured, the reason for the first disaster is worthy of further investigation.
And there is also a problem with the main god who ran to the east to make a wandering Sophia. A main god was actually dragged down by a group of ants.
The handling methods of this aspect of the Chakra system are very mature. After all, the Otsutsuki clan has industrialized these processes, and it is handy to deal with the mental residues in other chakras.
Louis looked at Alicia very carefully, and the pink fairy lady also generously let Louis, the "savior", look at her.
What she said before to repay Louis with herself was not entirely a joke.
Although Alicia likes to hang out with cute girls, but Louis, um, she thought about it carefully, and it's not unacceptable.
No, it's better to say that Louis is now the savior of the entire continent. As the goddess of savior, it is normal for her to give herself to the other party as a reward.
And Louis is now the new hope of this continent. Although Alicia doesn't know why a new god like Louis appears, she doesn't want to offend the other party to find out the reason. It can be said that Louis is now the continent of Sophia The uncrowned king, as long as it is not a cruel and inhumane thing like mass extinction, Alicia will support him with both hands and feet if he wants to do anything.
What's more, in Alicia's view, even though Louis, who has been promoted to a god, has accumulated some beliefs for some reason and has not ascended to the astral world for the time being, with the accumulation of power, sooner or later, new believers will share with the gods The speed will not be able to keep up with the increase in Louis' power itself, and sooner or later he will still ascend to the astral world.
Before the other party exalts her divine kingdom, it's okay for Alicia to satisfy the other party, isn't it? This is a reward for the savior, no, it's an offering!
The start of school is approaching, and it feels like summer vacation has passed in a blink of an eye.
But no matter what, now, um, Yuanshin, activate!
Fontaine, here I come~!
(End of this chapter)
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