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Chapter 118 J? joke? (4.2k)

Similar to her daughter Saya, Takashiro Yuriko is steadily advancing her big plan of "occupying a certain place in Louis-sama's heart" these days. Even though the Takashiro Family Survivor Camp has just been established, this is her busiest period. Not only does she have to deal with camp affairs continuously every day, but she also has to report to Louis regularly. She still squeezes out some time from her busy schedule to accompany Ju Chuan Shizuka and Nan Lixiang, two beauties who have a very high appearance rate on certain occasions .

Of course, seeing the tired look on Yuriko Takagi's face and the dark circles under her eyes that even cosmetics couldn't hide, still taking the time to appease their two so-called best friends at such a critical moment, Shizuka Marikawa, who is naturally indifferent, Having said that, even Minami Rika, who worked for SAT and was already very alert, now completely let go of her wariness towards Yuriko Takagi.

But even so, Takashiro Yuriko did not have a particularly blatant plan to repay her kindness. Her methods are much more clever than her own daughter. After watching how Saya persuaded Miyamoto Rei's Yuriko, she later commented on her daughter as "rough methods and obvious goals." , is too immature", Saya gritted his teeth unconsciously, but he couldn't refute.

After all, seeing Yuriko these days, she didn't reveal any real purpose on the surface, and she didn't have any verbal persuasion at all, but it was through accidental coincidence and appropriate information leakage that induced Ju Chuan Shizuka and Nan Lixiang to start thinking about it. There were too many, and they were even embarrassed to ask Yuriko Takashiro, who seemed to be their best friend, for advice.

After more than a week, even Nan Lixiang, a female man who could fight through the tens of thousands of dead bodies coming to Gaocheng residence, had to come up with such an idea——

If you want to continue to maintain the modern and comfortable living standards of the past in the future, or even want to have a higher quality of life, you can only rely on that mysterious young man Louis.

Such a weak idea that she would never have had before.

In fact, Nan Lixiang does not have such high requirements for the quality of life. After all, her personality is more feminine, and the elites who work in SAT don't care much about this aspect.

However, his good friend Marikawa Shizuka was the first to surrender, saying that she no longer wanted to live a life without hypermarkets, shopping sprees, and KTVs.

After talking like this, the two of them don't have any psychological burden. After all, they are both adults. Although in a place like Japan, it is indeed very strange for two adults, especially two attractive beauties, to be still young. Surprising, but not without reason.

If there is only Ju Chuan Shizuka, according to her confused character, even if she was not married and pregnant in high school, she would be taken out by those seniors in college to get drunk and stage some classic dramas, such as the seniors in the tennis club Teach you how to make cream puffs or something.

But fortunately, Ju Chuan Shizuka has a strong good friend. Nan Lixiang can be said to be the patron saint of her plots that have not gone through the dark good children over the years. The protection of Nan Lixiang.

But these days, after having clearly understood the methods of extraordinary beings, especially the immortal Soichiro Takagi who can instantly repair any missing limbs, even someone as strong as Minami Rika is inevitably a little confused.

What shook Nan Lixiang the most, what made her let go of all the burdens in her heart, was actually the shocking scene that night.

In the middle of the night, I was standing on the roof of Takashiro House with my good friend Jiyou. I was in a complicated mood. I looked at the sky in a very confused way. I counted that because the artificial light has become more and more sparse recently, I can start to see it in the main city of the Tokyo metropolitan area. Nan Lixiang, who went to the stars of the Milky Way, was suddenly brought back to consciousness by Ju Chuan Shizuka's exclamation.

"Lixiang, look quickly, there are so many shooting stars!"

Nan Lixiang inadvertently glanced at the direction Ju Chuan Shizuka was pointing at, and her pupils shrank instantly, because the meteors that Ju Chuan Shizuka was pointing at were not meteors at all.

Nan Lixiang, who has quite a bit of military literacy, realized at the first moment when he saw the so-called shooting stars, those are the ultimate killers of human beings, ballistic missiles!

Ballistic missiles that are expensive to build and cross continents generally only carry one type of warhead, and that is a nuclear warhead.

"Is the world really going to end?"

Nan Lixiang looked at the dense rain of ballistic missiles, almost equivalent to a meteor shower, and had no idea of ​​​​escape.

Although it's strange why these ballistic missiles came from the east instead of the west, it doesn't matter anymore. With so many missiles, no one can escape, even the mysterious boy who is revered as a god by the Takagi family's mother and daughter. The same goes for Louis.

Ju Chuan Shizuka, who was pointed out by her good friend that it was not a meteor, but the ultimate killer of human beings, even if she was as dumb as she was, she knew what it meant when it rained ballistic missiles in the sky, and murmured to herself: " Are we going to die?"

"Ah, yes, Shizuka, we are going to die."

Marikawa Shizuka was a little dazed, and suddenly muttered dissatisfied: "That's such a pity. Doesn't this mean that we won't know what it's like to be a man until we die?"

Nan Lixiang almost spat out a mouthful of water, but she was amused by Marikawa Shizuka. At this time, she became more open-minded: "Ha, you are right when you say that. If I had known better, I would have followed the new friend's wishes and attacked the big boy at night. Let’s try what it’s like to be a real man, tsk, don’t say you’re stupid, I’ve been working among men for so many years and don’t even know what it’s like to be a man, I’m really at a disadvantage.”

That being said, Nanrika, who knew very well how fast ballistic missiles were and how high they flew, knew that since they could already see the trajectory of the intercontinental missile, destruction would come over their heads in at most two or three minutes. .

Two or three minutes, even if that Luigi is a quick shooter, it doesn't make much sense. You can't just experience some pain before you die, and you don't have any game experience at all.

"It's not a good habit to despair so early, people, no matter when and where, you should have hope!"

"!!!"

Nan Lixiang looked at Louis who was flying beside them in surprise. At this time, the boy who looked very ordinary on weekdays, at most he was inexplicably mysterious and attractive to them, now exuded a kind of divinity all over his body. , let her and Shizuka feel as if they were facing the Creator for a while, and Nan Lixiang inexplicably wanted to bow to Louis' crotch, ahem, under his feet.

Louis didn't care about Nan Lixiang and Ju Chuan Shizuka's complicated moods. He was a little more serious than usual at this time, and he didn't completely restrain himself. He looked at all the missiles flying from the east with ease.

"They were all launched beautifully, land-based and sea-based. Tsk tsk, they are indeed the Angsa gang. At least five of them were aimed at their own dogs."

In the original work, four nuclear bombs were launched from our northeastern end and aimed at Japan. However, in this time and space, there is the intervention of the chat group, especially the exchange student brothers who went back in advance to warn and told the whole story. The domestic side is currently saving itself and doing its best. Shrinking the defense and not bothering about foreign countries. The few weapons at home are used for defense, and there is no global nuclear bomb rain like the original game.

But this does not mean that the little lives can sit back and relax. At least judging from the current scene, it seems that not only are the little lives still going to be hit by nuclear bombs, but the nuclear strikes they have suffered are stronger than those in the original work, especially since these nuclear bombs are still tied to the little lives. The dog leash around the neck was shot from the pretty side.

As a big brother on the earth and a master of long-distance dog breeding, we all know what the actual quality is. After all, even the citizens of our own country can directly do all kinds of large-scale things without notice. The magical land of experimentation.

Although the original author of Academy Apocalypse is a right-wing kid, the description of the beauty in the work also implies that the president was bitten by a dead body and immediately took the lead in launching a global nuclear strike.

Judging from the grand scene above Louis' head now, although the beautiful president is still safe and sound due to various butterfly factors, the beautiful and beautiful leadership team, after careful discussion, decided to launch a global nuclear strike, which is even better than the original one. It has also been expanded to include several of his loyal dogs.

The reason why Damei pursues this is that although I myself will not be able to restore a basic normal society in a short time, as long as I make all other countries worse than myself, Damei will still win in the end.

As for Xiaotian, a good dog in the peaceful era, once it enters the end of the world, it is not necessarily so. I have always known that Xiaotian always makes some small moves from time to time, but I don’t think that in the end of the world, this is a godsend for Xiaotian. Then, the other party can still obey as usual.

Therefore, Big Beauty took the lead in launching a global nuclear strike, and in the context of this global crisis of dead bodies, it triggered a global nuclear war.

"Declare that you cannot pass me. I am your Lord. You should stop in front of me!"

This is a mustache!

For Louis, no, it should be said that for all the extraordinary people in the Sophia Knight route, there is no need to sing out the skills, just practice them directly. Making so many bells and whistles is what weak wizards do.

But, for the current Louis, whether the moves are powerful or not is another matter, but the pose must be handsome, the special effects must be strong, and the singing must be in the second class.

Whether you are strong or not is a matter of one version, and whether you are handsome or not is a matter of a lifetime.

The actual effect is also very good. The inexplicable words that seem to come from the sky resound in the hearts of the two women. Louis, who is exuding holy light, seems to be flying into the sky in the next moment. In contrast, the whole sky is rising from the north. To the south, from low to high, all the way across the Karman Line, from the Arctic Ocean to the Indian Ocean, there are densely packed golden lotuses, large or small, lined up.

They formed an unbreakable barrier, allowing all man-made flying objects coming from the east to disappear within it.

In just two or three minutes, the rain of missiles that was enough to start the real doomsday for human beings has disappeared, only the golden lotus has dispersed, and the drizzle of golden light has fallen all over the world, making all the survivors who are struggling in the doomsday of dead bodies, They all felt a kind of peace of mind from the heart.

——Of course, if someone is unlucky enough to be bitten by a dead body at this time, there is no reason for it.

What Minarika and Marikawa Shizuka, who could only see Japan, and even only the airspace near Bedou City, didn't know was that just now, all the ballistic missiles launched from the Pacific Ocean were illuminated by a mysterious golden light near the first island chain. Lian absorbed it at a certain point, and even Louis' line of defense started from the Arctic Ocean, drew a huge arc, and encompassed all the way to the Indian Ocean. It can be said that it blocked more than [-]% of the fatal blows for his hometown.

Then Louis did not waste these ballistic missiles loaded with nuclear warheads. In the next moment, he returned to the beautiful homeland where they were born and released himself enthusiastically.

However, Louis didn't care about the several nuclear bombs flying towards Japan, as long as they were not heading towards Bedlord City.

After all, for him who made up his mind that Japan was falling and Louis was full, it was very embarrassing that the government still existed in the small days. Since Damei took the initiative to help deal with the mess, Louis was also happy to relax and watch such things occur.

He knew everything about Little Days. Even before the nuclear strike, the Seventh Fleet's minesweeping and anti-submarine brigade was still communicating with the United States. With this precise positioning, it can be said that it was a shot into the soul, which directly wiped out the military and political circles of Little Days. Now Little Days The country has actually perished.

Nan Lixiang, who had no idea that the group of bigwigs in the upper class who only bowed and apologized, had just been wiped out, stared blankly at Louis whose light was gradually fading away, feeling that the scene just now was like a dream, the life and death crisis of human beings unexpectedly Was it solved so easily?

"Long live, you don't have to die!" On the contrary, Ju Chuan Shizuka, who had a purer mind, or didn't think so much, swooped in and hugged Louis before Nan Lixiang could react, and kissed him on the cheek: "Okay Good boy, the teacher will give you a reward, mua~!"

"Ahem, Shizuka?!"

Seeing that Louis was not angry at this offensive behavior, but instead gladly accepted Shizuka's embrace, and even took Shizuka flying around the sky a few times, the line of defense in Nan Lixiang's heart almost disappeared. .

Coupled with Yuriko Takagi's continuous influence over the past few days, the two of them agreed half-heartedly that night and held an unprecedented women's party with men in Yuriko's room. In Shizuka's words, it was learning, learning truly. Guy is what a woman would be.

Having said that, even Louis, who has already experienced a lot, saw that he had just come out of the bathroom, and his body was still emitting a trace of white heat. I don't know if it was the tip of his hair or where it was still dripping, and his whole body was wrapped like a sushi roll. Ju Chuan Shizuka and Nan Lixiang, who live in a pure white bath towel, are really exciting.

No matter when and where, the psychological impact brought by the contrast is greater than that of pure solid color.

"By the way, this should be the biggest I've seen so far, Shizuka, how old are you?"

The dazed Shizuka had a rare turn in her head: "Well, 108J?"

J?

I think it’s Joke, right? ? ! !

This is definitely the number one, even if it was thrown into the store with the big brothers of Yunyin Village before, among the girls of the Niu family in some stores, there are few girls of Ju Chuan Shizuka's level.

The global rain of missiles just now did not make Louis' brows move, but Shizuka's understatement made Louis' brows move fiercely.

　I'm going to work normally tomorrow, anyway, I haven't had a normal holiday since August, it's not bad.

　　Damn, I lost a paragraph just after I posted it, and it doesn't match the title.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)