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Chapter 126 Big Fat Sheep (4.2k)

When Hashirama and Madara were having a habitual quarrel, Louis had already stepped on the brakes, and the weathered Wuling Hongguang stopped neatly in front of the two female ninjas who were on alert in a fighting posture.

Two female ninjas with very obvious characteristics. One of them is ambitious, has shiny blond hair, and a diamond-shaped crystal on his forehead. He is wearing a green coat with the word "Gamble" printed on the back, and underneath is an incomparable... The sleeves are exposed and the armpits are gray and black, and the bulging bulges seem to be about to burst out of the short coat.

Unsurprisingly, a kunoichi with such obvious characteristics is naturally Konoha's gambling drug lord. Ah, no, it's Tsunade, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, a descendant of Senju, the future fifth generation Hokage who is respectfully known as Tsunade-hime. .

Although the other kunoichi is not dressed as ostentatiously as Tsunade, her characteristics are quite distinct. After all, the follower holding a pig is the only one in the ninja world. She is a member of Tsunade's ex-boyfriend's family, and now Shizune was cared for and taught by Tsunade.

——Although usually more often, Shizune, who is still young and young, is working tirelessly to take care of Tsunade's daily life.

Standing in the middle of the road, Tsunade looked stern, raised her body muscles, and pressed her body down slightly. She took the lead and looked at the renovated and shining Wuling Hongguang as if facing an enemy. Shizune was holding the pet pig in one hand and the other. He quickly lifted up his lapel with one hand, pulled out a kunai from the ninja ring on the Absolute Domain, and hid behind Tsunade in a panic.

"This, such a huge chakra, is...and so familiar. Both chakras have a feeling of familiarity and nostalgia."

Although Wuling Hongguang and other creations of another world's earth technology system have never been seen in the ninja world, Tsunade, who travels all over the world and is known as the big fat sheep, will naturally not be scared by an iron cart that walks on its own. After all, the ninja world The current level of strange chakra technology is almost equivalent to the level of the earth in the 60s and [-]s. She has seen similar things before, but she was just frightened by the two extremely huge chakras in the car.

Of course, what frightened her even more was when she saw the two figures getting out of the back seat of the car.

"Grandpa? And, Uchiha Madara?"

Tsunade was stunned at first, subconsciously thinking it was a transformation technique, but when she saw the dark eyes and the vaguely cracked body, her eyes immediately focused: "Reincarnation of the Evil Land?!"

After all, she is one of the three ninjas. Although she has not learned this forbidden technique created by her second grandfather, she has heard about the characteristics of the reincarnation of the dirty land.

"Oh, it's Xiaozuna, hahahahaha. In the blink of an eye, you have become a big child. After you die, you can still see your granddaughter's growth. The technique of reincarnation in the dirty soil still has some positive meanings. I think it's worth it. okay."

Hashirama's hearty smile and inconspicuous words made Tsunade's aura suddenly vented, and he looked at his uncle who was tainted by the existence of unknown enemies and friends without any sense of tension. grandfather.

"Humph, so what if you grow up? It's not like you don't even have a man!"

Madara on the other side crossed his arms, raised his head proudly, looked down at Tsunade, and snorted disdainfully. His words made Hashirama suddenly emo, his face fell down, and his whole body turned gray again. Tendency, he said helplessly to Madara.

"Madara, can we stop talking about this? Now that this has passed, let's talk about the Uchiha genocide!"

Madara is quite good at bickering, or rather not on big issues. Hashirama usually gives in to Madara. Madara doesn't even bother to talk to Hashirama. He spent three days using counterattacks along the way and came directly. A gorgeous disregard.

"Your Senju is gone."

"...Let's continue talking about Tsuna's partner."

Seeing Hashirama and Madara talking to each other so peacefully and even joking with each other, even though their words were filled with a lot of information that made Tsunade's eyelids jump and make her want to go crazy, there was also some information that Tsunade couldn't pretend she hadn't heard. Tsunade was confused for a moment and put away her hostility, not knowing what to do.

Louis, who finally got off the car, looked at the deep mountains and valleys that could be vaguely seen not far away, and whistled subconsciously. She was indeed the woman who appeared most frequently in the Hokage's book in her previous life. She was so terrifying. This was Lian Bo Hinata, who is already a married woman in the biography, cannot be compared to the majestic one. After the pair of jokers that he caught a few days ago, he is the second-ranked player among the characters that Louis has witnessed with his own eyes.

Tsunade, who heard the whistle, glared at Louis, and she could see that the person in front of her was Louis, and even Uchiha Madara and her grandfather's performance as performers might be Louis. How did this scene come about? I still have to ask this slightly frivolous guy.

Since he met Hashirama's granddaughter by chance, and it was the last time Louis came to the ninja world, he wanted to explore Tsunade carefully so that he could study the Senju's body structure, so he naturally stopped rushing for the time being.

——Oh, Louis has no other intention, he just wants to find out the bloodline ability and structure of the Senju clan. The few Senju clans he found in Konoha before have not very good abilities, and their bloodlines are also so-so. Obviously, it can't keep up with Tsunade's tempting...excellent sample.

At that time, he made up his mind that when he met Tsunade, he would carefully examine the physical structure of the Senju clan. This had been decided long ago and was by no means a temporary idea.

Well, that’s what Louis thought, and there was absolutely no other meaning.

A group of three people, plus two living dead, and a spare ingredient, just like ordinary friends who meet by chance, sit together in a circle, light a bonfire, drink some wine, eat some barbecue, and talk peacefully With a happy atmosphere——

"What? Grandpa, you and Madara teamed up and were easily defeated by this kid?"

Feeling the huge chakra in Hashirama and Madara that made Tsunade's body tremble instinctively and subconsciously, Tsunade knew that this was definitely not because of the poor quality of the sacrifices of the two people or the incomplete reincarnation of the two people. Reasons such as people being unable to exert their original strength.

Obviously, Hashirama and Madara are still maintaining the strength they had during their heyday. Any one of them can dominate the current ninja world. Together, they were defeated by that young, or even young, young man. How strong is the opponent? ?

Tsunade couldn't imagine it at all, it was beyond her common sense.

Seeing the shocked look on his granddaughter's face, Hashirama couldn't help but touch the back of his head in embarrassment: "Hahaha, Sir Louis is my life, no, he should be the strongest person I have ever seen before his death. If If he had come to the ninja world in our era, there might not be so many things in the ninja world now."

After almost a week of education, although Hashirama is still very confused about the way forward, he has figured out one thing. When he first established Konoha, he did not take advantage of the situation to eliminate the daimyo system of various countries, annex other ninja villages, and let the entire ninja Unifying the world is definitely the biggest mistake called naivety.

If the ninja world had been unified at the beginning, the big names with pig heads and fat ears would have disappeared. Although it may not be completely peaceful now, it is definitely better than the current timeline. After all, the interests of the upper class have been emptied out. No matter how you say it is enough The rest are eaten for decades.

What is this called? Yes, it's called redistribution of existing interests and re-cutting the cake. He has seen a lot on TV these days. Even if he doesn't know the deeper truth behind it, he instinctively knows that the original change was not complete. There are too many hidden dangers left.

As for the entire ninja world being unified and all the upper-class nobles being killed, where will armed mercenary groups such as ninjas go in the future? What kind of system should the ninja world implement in the future? Where should all the people of the ninja world go? Hashirama is still Didn't understand.But he felt that since Louis proposed this, there would definitely be a solution in the future. He was not very smart in this regard. As long as the ninja world can go better in the future than it is now, he can do whatever Louis asks.

Of course, Hashirama's admission made Tsunade silent for a moment. She couldn't imagine a being who could crush her grandfather and join forces with that Uchiha Madara.

Thinking of this, Tsunade suddenly remembered something. When she was hiding from her creditors these days, it was not like she hadn't heard the gossip about Konoha being blown up. She originally thought it was an exaggerated statement spread by rumors, but looking at it now.

"When Konoha was attacked from the front a few days ago, was it you, no, was it the Madara you summoned that did it?"

After all, she grew up in that era. Tsunade still knows what the true strength of Hashirama and Madara is. Now, if Konoha can really defeat the enemy that her grandfather and Uchiha Madara can't defeat together. , I am afraid that the news coming out now is not that Konoha was crushed, but that Konoha was leveled for dozens of miles around.

Madara snorted coldly and said nothing. After all, she was the granddaughter of his gay friend, and it was not the Fourth War now. He now looked at Tsunade as a careless junior.

As for the original Madara who beat Tsunade the hardest...

Please, Madara was merciful at the beginning. In fact, Tsunade became the core figure of the Five Shadows at that time, leaving the other four like flies, constantly being beaten down and cured. I was also very special Jumping, finally angered Madara, and then he beat Tsunade the worst, and directly beat Tsunade into a hand.

Louis denied Tsunade's guess: "No, I did it, but I have been very merciful, but it is really difficult to keep Konoha from major damage, they just touched my Susan It could be death or injury."

Before Hashirama's words just now, Tsunade must have sneered at Louis' statement, but now she just nodded subconsciously.

Indeed, they are both monsters that can crush Grandpa and Uchiha Madara at the same time. It is reasonable to force them into what they are now. It is better to say that Konoha still exists now because it is the result of the people in front of them.

However, when Louis admitted this, Tsunade became much silent. The light of the campfire flickered on and off, reflecting Tsunade's downcast pretty face. She didn't know what she was thinking in her heart.

Tsunade said very little next. Except for Hashirama asking about some family matters and how she was doing recently, Tsunade generally remained silent and listened silently to Hashirama's drunkenness. He was crying and laughing there, which made Madara extremely disgusted.

Looking at Hashirama and Madara who were no different from normal living people, and the idea of ​​​​reforming the ninja world just mentioned, Tsunade was thoughtful. She had long been disappointed with the village due to various reasons during the war. Completely despairing of reality, a bold idea gradually emerged in my heart that had been silent for a long time.

At night, when Hashirama and Madara drank too much and went to sleep in the tent, Tsunade sent Shizune to lead a pig who was also a little drunk to clean up the messy scene. She hesitated for a moment and sighed. With a tone of voice and a focused gaze, he firmed up his thoughts and took the initiative to find Louis who was studying the starry sky of the Ninja World on the slope in the distance.

"Lord Louis, I'm sorry to bother you."

"Ok?"

Louis, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, continued to swing his legs, lying on the grass with his head up, looking at the towering mountains that suddenly appeared and covered most of the starry sky.

"I would like to ask, is your filthy reincarnation based on my second grandfather's transformation?"

"Pretty much, I incorporated a lot of power systems from other worlds into it."

In the previous discussion, Louis did not hide the fact that he was not a member of the ninja world. This was also vaguely revealed in the words of Hashirama and Madara. This is one of the important reasons why Tsunade is now willing to boldly try.

"Are the dead people reincarnated from your filthy soil already equivalent to living people?"

In fact, it doesn't count. After all, the body is still made of dirt. Even if it has direct feedback to the five senses of the soul with the blessing of witchcraft, it can still eat and drink, run and jump, etc., but it is not a living person after all. Soul crystals must be replenished on time and in the right amount every day...
Well, it is indeed almost equivalent to a living person, if others don't care that their body structure is weird.

After hearing Louis' introduction, Tsunade gritted her teeth and sat next to Louis: "Can I entrust you to help me resurrect two people?"

"Entrustment requires payment. You should understand this as a ninja, right?"

"What do you want in return?"

Tsunade doesn't have any money now. It's better to say that she not only has no money, but also owes a lot. After all, she is a famous fat sheep in the ninja world.

Seeing the bachelor Tsunade's broken appearance, Louis was happy, and simply said: "Forget it, I will suffer a little loss, how about you join me in the future?"

Tsunade secretly spat, and as expected, although she thought that a strong man of this level would not be obsessed with beauty, she thought about a certain former colleague, the Toad Sage who never changed his mind, and then thought about Louis' frivolous behavior before. Tsunade could only say that the world is full of wonders.

But he still couldn't help but complain: "How can a strong man like you, uh, desire to be so approachable?"

"No way, I'm such a vulgar person to begin with."

As soon as a person is noble, life becomes tiring. Besides, even the masters during the Republic of China wrote the most simple thoughts in their diaries. In this life, they just want to sleep with a few more young female students. A vulgar person like Louis is naturally even more vulgar.

Regardless of his previous life or this life, he has no big ambitions. He is just an ordinary person. Now, in addition to becoming stronger and recruiting talents for his "Sim City" and "Civilization 6", he will make his old nest more pleasing to the eye and more comfortable in the future. Be more comfortable, and the rest is the three major pleasures of food, beauty, and fun.

Sometimes these desires can even merge with each other and complement each other.

　I'm going to Beijing for a business trip next week... Hey, I don't have to do anything else for two days this weekend, just code, otherwise I'll be totally screwed.

　　What the hell, did you really put the wild light mechanism into the abyss? ? ? ?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)