Dressed as the second son of a knight, I have a chat group

Chapter 246 Rest and rest

However, although the speed and frequency of collecting Dragon Balls here in Sofia Continent cannot be as frequent and fast as that of the protagonist group in the real Dragon Ball world, occasionally in the future, a lucky person will collect all the Dragon Balls, and then he will happen to bump into Louis doing something. Business...

Well, for example, at night, you are supervising and listening to a few succubus sincerely reforming their evil ways in front of your statue, or you are practicing making cream puffs, a traditional snack, with a few girls from the elven race at night, or you are working with a few fairies from Teyvat. When the beast monster fox is discussing how to solve the problem of endangered species, if this sudden harassing phone call comes, to be honest, it seems quite annoying just thinking about it.

Although Louis will not be depressed because of this, it is not a good mood experience after all. Sure enough, he should add another restriction. For example, when he is doing business here, if someone happens to make a wish over there, let Shenlong automatically trigger the relevant prompt sound - —

"Sorry, the number you dialed is busy, please call again later."

Such.

Give Illya the Shenlong and the seven dragon balls connected below and with its tail. As for whether Illya wants a strawberry mousse or a cup of caramel pudding as her first wish, Louis doesn't care. Nizi is actually very well-behaved and heart-warming, so there is no need to worry about her making any excessive wishes.

After putting away the dragon and the dragon balls, Illya couldn't wait to pull Louis towards her mansion. It seemed that what she said before about dragging her sisters along was not nonsense.

However, Meiyou's wish to sacrifice her life to feed the tiger did not come true that night, because the special snacks they had made for several afternoons did not know what spicy seasonings were added besides Jueyun pepper and Asan devil pepper. Anyway, in the end, they were even Even Illya, who is at the level of a great wizard, has not suffered such torture.

There was a live performance of a scene where Louis was so hot that he had only seen it in the anime in his previous life. Even after drinking a lot of milk, even special milk, Illya's throat and mouth were still hot. It looked like it was on fire, it was bright red, and even Louis doubted that throwing in a little flammable material could really catch fire.

That's all. Anyway, Illya is already a great wizard. Even though she is not as rough-skinned and fleshy as a great knight, as a second-level transcendent, this injury is nothing at all. It can only be said to be a slight injury. A joke that goes too far.

Since it's a joke, ahem, Illya won't be polite.

After that, Illya endured the discomfort and gave herself a mechanized mind. Then, with great perseverance, she took two cakes with her wizard's hand and went to "revenge" Chloe and Miyu.

——The other culprit, Xiang Ling, adhering to the principle of trying new dishes first, had gone ahead and passed away peacefully.

The result was that these three lolita did not dare to swallow food other than milk until the third day, and they did not even dare to pick flowers. In other words, the three of them were already second-level top players, or even third-level players. If Ordinary people would have gone to the Kingdom of God to enjoy the blessings if they put in such effort.

Louis couldn't help but sigh, the jokes between extraordinary people can really kill ordinary people.

The three of them are like this, and Louis is not a devil. He can't drag three lolita in this state to teach them with sticks just to experience the feeling of the Flame Mountain.

It’s not that it’s inconvenient to eat spicy food. After all, he is now the body of a god. Even the so-called most vulnerable part of a man is ambushed by a container that is hotter than Asan’s devil pepper. At most, the experience is novel. Some may even feel a little irritated instead.

But he didn't care. The three relatively weak lolita couldn't even eat food at this time. Asking for popsicles would be a bit...

After all, a certain Shen Zhi'er who was delayed has been deliberately hidden by the original Emiya family leader for decades. He has basically never practiced the orthodox cultivation system of Sophia continent. Although it is also relying on the special characteristics of Shen Zhi'er, he has some magical abilities. Her abilities have even reached the legendary level, but correspondingly, her physical fitness is really poor.

Moreover, this kind of experience made the child's physical age not grow much. Even after Emiya Kiritsugu had been dead for so many years, he still looked the same as Loli.

But Miyu's body is really weak now. At most, her physical fitness is at the level of a formal knight. She cannot withstand the double blows before and after.

Illya and Chloe were able to walk around normally the next day, but they couldn't irritate the areas where the cake had touched them the day before, while Miyu actually stayed in bed for three days.

When she got up on the third day, she couldn't stand the constant ridicule of Illya, so she used Shen Zhi'er's power to directly reset her physical condition and recovered.

Since the three of them are ill, the helpless mothers like Irisviel and Saifee can only accept it in the end. Even Lala and the others can get some share of the soup in the end. He could only bite his handkerchief with tears in his eyes, hide in the closet like a slave, and watch Louis being ravaged through the gap.

After being ravaged for three days in the deserted city of Catallia, after appeasing the slightly dissatisfied wings, Louis began to hand over matters related to the universal capsule.

Yuriko and Saya got up with tired faces. When they saw this black technology that was enough to completely revise the 13.26 version of the Sophia Continent's one-year development plan that they had made a month ago, their vision went dark and they didn't even bother to put on their coats. I went straight to the study to revise the plan.

Anyway, in the current Einzbern mansion, from the servants to the maids, they are all artificial maids of the Einzbern family, and they are not afraid of being exposed. It's so pitiful that even a fly here is female.

After giving the tokens and contact information that Bulma had given to Lily and her daughter, they asked them to go to the bed host market to find Bulma, who had rushed there more than ten days earlier and was receiving an education that completely subverted the girl's outlook on life.

Louis took Ha Che to take a bath in the witchcraft hot spring. After completing the daily tasks - [Liyue Immortal Beast Population Expansion Plan] and [Thousand Hands Family Succession], he felt refreshed. Get ready to go to the restaurant to have something to eat and enjoy.

Then things came to you.

[Tristine Palace·Louis: Hey, boss, long time no see, I miss you so much. 】

Toristin Magic Academy...Tristin Palace? ? ? ! ! !

Rubbing his eyes, Louis opened his eyes slightly when he saw clearly the current group nickname prefix of the aristocratic classmate he had not seen for a long time in Zero's familiar world.

Good guy, what the hell has this guy been doing lately? Are you already living in the palace?

[Traveler·Louis: It’s been a long time. Recently, some of my friends have been posting dirty pictures in the group, and you haven’t been seen in the group. It’s been more than a month since you last spoke. What have you been doing? 】

Although it is not clearly described, the chat group "Love each other and the family" is quite lively. It is not like some chat groups that have been established for more than two or three months and only have two or three speakers left, or simply no one has spoken for several months. Like a chat group, as a cross-world communication platform, this place will not be like those chat groups that lose value and become indifferent. There will always be messages sent to it. Of course, a group of salty fish can’t be expected to have too many ambitions. Although everyone hangs out every day to explore information about other worlds, most of them still post some silly pictures or talk about themselves. The special products, etc., prove that they haven’t sent it yet.

But this friend from Zero's Familiar World has indeed not spoken for more than a month ago. Louis remembers that the last time he showed off his rice wife's decadent feudal decadent life, he made the other party envious and jealous." +1" echoed. If the other party's profile picture hadn't been on all the time, everyone would have thought that the other party had failed to go to Luo.

[Traveler Louis: Judging from your nickname, your rebellion was successful? 】

[Tristine Palace·Louis: Hey, boss, how can you call it a rebellion? I am obviously on the Qingjun side! 】

[Traveler Louis: What about ‘Jun’? 】

[Tristine Palace·Louis: It depends on how the friends in the group choose. Well, the main thing is to ask you, boss, whether they unfortunately disappeared or were killed by the traitor, it depends on the big one. Man, why do you hope so? 】

[Traveler Louis: Me? 】

[Tristine Palace·Louis: Yes, so boss, is it convenient for you to accept a few exiled royal families and nobles? 】

Good guy, Lord Qing is clearing his mind, and all the monarchs and powerful nobles in the country of Toristin are gone, right?

[Tristine Palace·Louis: Then they were unfortunately killed? 】

[Traveler Louis:... Can you first tell me who they are? 】

[Tristine Palace·Louis: Her Majesty the Queen, Princess Henrietta, Zero Louise, Miss Catelia, that violent Eleonore, oh, and Ms. Karina... 】

[Traveler Louis: Why are they all women? 】

[Tristine Palace Louis: I think that my mentioning them will be more convincing to you. 】

The fact that people who dare to love others have illnesses is already an accepted fact among all members of the chat group, right?

Looking at the message sent by this rather special little brother in the group, Louis felt a little disturbed.

Although everyone in the chat group is the same kind of salted fish, there are differences between salted fish and salted fish. Some salted fish are so thoroughly salted that they lie completely flat and even let go of their own world to Louis. , emphasizing the appearance of someone who can only live by hugging his thighs in the future.

Of course, some of this is forced, such as the little exchange student brother in the world of Academy Apocalypse. He is an ordinary Chinese high school student in the first decade of the 21st century. He suddenly learns that his world will be destroyed in a year. If a global biochemical crisis breaks out, what else can he do besides completely opening up his world to the big guys in the group to seek help?

It's so pitiful that he was just an ordinary high school student at that time. This person, no, it should be said that the burden of survival of an entire family, even a country, and a world was directly placed on him. He couldn't bear it at all!

So in the end, after thinking about it, the little exchange student brother came to the conclusion that "only by asking the big guys in the group can we take care of our own safety and our own ideals at the same time" and completely open our world to the entire group. Friend.

However, considering that there was no time travel network created by Louis at that time, only Louis had the [Group Time Travel] ability. To put it bluntly, it was only open to Louis alone.

Of course, there are those who are forced to lie down completely and hug their thighs, and there are also those who take the initiative to lie down, such as the Chinese buddy in Jackie Chan's Adventures. He is a model of taking the initiative to lie down.

In addition to exchanging some abilities in the group mall that were enough to protect himself and ensure that he would not die from unknown AOEs, he didn't even bother to do things like select talents offline for ordinary group members. His greater motivation was to fight with Like Valon, the villain in this world, he earns gold and other mundane treasures from Louis.

It’s quite interesting to lock up his own little world and entertain himself alone. He occasionally goes online to watch the group friends’ jokes and posting dirty pictures. The biggest meaning of the chat group to him is that he can do some trivial things with other worlds. Small business, be a middleman, earn some hard-earned money or something.

These are the group members with the highest level of saltiness in the group. Apart from these group members, the level of saltiness of other group members is not that high. Some salty fish even feel guilty in their hearts after getting the golden opportunity of the chat group. some ambitions.

After all, where do so many people in this world come from who are born to be kings of rolls, or are born to lie flat? The mentality of most people is determined by their living environment and their own strength. If there is hope, people will also be able to Take the initiative to eat pancakes, or even bake pancakes yourself.

This is the case for the noble classmate of Tristin Magic Academy. He used to be his little nobleman in Tristin, falling in love with beautiful seniors or cute juniors, and usually teasing and teasing maids. It's not bad to be an unlearned nobleman.

But later he gained power from other worlds, and even after this power continued to grow, he also had his own ambitions.

——Of course, it is not ruled out that he got up after being blown up two or three times by Louise. If he didn't work hard, he might die silently one day.

It may also be that he has been bombed so many times. That girl Louise can always rely on her status as the third daughter of the Duke's family to make the school favor the other party. His appeals always come to nothing.

Yes, he is just a descendant of an inconspicuous little noble family in a remote area. He is not even the legitimate son of the family, and his inheritance rights are not among the top three. But this is not the reason for you to bully me or even ignore me.

After learning that Louise didn't even know about the situation that he, the unlucky guy who had been in danger several times, didn't know, it was obvious that our aristocratic classmate had gone dark, and he wanted to completely transform this unreasonable world so that he could Standing on top of the world, no one can bully him in the future.

(End of this chapter)