Datang: Ten Years of Proton, Leading an Army of Millions to Return

"Let alone a jar. Sir, even I can tell that all of you are good drinkers. Otherwise, I wouldn't bring you a jar."

"You can't even drink from a jar, but don't worry, just back off!"

The waiter hunched over and explained.

"Strong? I like strong ones. Damn, the green ant wine from Longyou Road is strong, isn't it? It should be the strongest wine in the world, right? I can drink half a jar of it in one breath!"

"Stop talking nonsense and go straight ahead! Come to the three altars first!"

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he became very energetic.

Who is this guy looking down on?

You can say anything about Cheng Yaojin, but you can't say that he can't drink!

"Okay, okay." Seeing this, Li Shimin smiled and patted Cheng Yaojin's shoulder: "Waiter, go ahead and listen to him. Bring the three jars over first. If we can't finish the drink, I'll move it for you." past."

"Don't worry, three jars of wine is nothing to us. Let's move the bar first, and then we'll look at the menu."

Li Shimin smiled.

When the waiter saw this, he didn't know what to say, so he nodded and left.

Cheng Yaojin and the others. I immediately started looking at the menu.

Pork kidney, stir-fried large intestine, charcoal grilled pork trotters, braised chunks of meat, pork head mixed with cucumber….

Everyone was drooling when they looked at the names of the dishes. This time they were no longer restrained and chose the dishes they wanted to eat.

Soon, the shopkeeper came over with a smile.

"Dear guests, do you want three jars of Great Flame Wine?"

"I'm not a young man, but I look down on you gentlemen, but... this wine is indeed strong."

"Every guest must have just come from the Tang Dynasty. You may not be familiar with the wine here. This wine is a recipe personally prepared by Emperor Dayan. His Majesty said that even if the gods and Buddhas come here, it will not stand. .”

"This is indeed the case. For all of you who have just arrived and are drinking Dayan wine for the first time, it is best not to overdo it."

The shopkeeper also kindly reminded me.

"The wine prepared by Emperor Dayan?" Li Shimin raised his eyebrows: "Why can't the gods and Buddhas still stand still?"

"Fart! Just because he can't do it, doesn't mean we can't do it! Just three altars!! Come on!!"

Li Shimin slammed the table and growled.

He really can't hear the words "Emperor of Great Yan" now. He feels that this is Emperor of Great Yan and looks down on them, the Tang Dynasty people.

The shopkeeper smiled bitterly, he had no choice but to do as he was told.

He came here to remind you that after all, you can't be a guest's home.

Fang Xuanling handed him the menu and ordered almost all the dishes on the menu.

The shopkeeper hurried to prepare.

There are many diners around, smiling and looking up here from time to time.

"Hahaha, these guys are from the Tang Dynasty and they don't know where the world is. If they don't listen to the old man's words, they will suffer a lot."

"Who says it's not true? I remember yesterday, there was a group of guys who came from the Tang Dynasty and didn't believe in evil. They were finally carried out."

"Hahaha...I heard about it too. Also, look at that guy, he seems to have a problem with our Majesty. He actually said that our Majesty is not good enough, hum!"

"This group of people is so rude. They are so disrespectful to our Majesty. They want three jars of wine? I admire them if they can finish one jar of wine."

"Who says it's not the case? A jar of wine weighs more than ten kilograms."

"Ignore them and don't listen to others' advice. Sooner or later you will suffer. Come on, let's eat."

"......."

There were many voices of discussion around him.

Li Shimin frowned slightly.

"Lao Cheng, wait a minute, let them take a look. Look, there is no strong alcohol in front of us Tang men!"

"I didn't expect that the Great Yan people also have silver-like pewter spear heads, huh!"

Li Shimin snorted heavily, but he did not lower his words, and even deliberately raised the tone a few times.

In the past two days, Li Shimin was really frightened by Dayan's technology tree. In comparison, Datang was not only useless, but also completely ignorant.

Now, finally seizing a small opportunity, he could suppress Dayan's arrogance, boost Datang's reputation, and express the bitterness he had been holding back in his heart for the past few days. Of course Li Shimin couldn't help it!

He was really going to be suffocated.

Datang was suppressed by Dayan everywhere. Whenever there was a chance to surpass Dayan, he would fight for it!

The diners around him frowned when they heard this.

This man spoke too hastily.

First, he looked down upon His Majesty, and then he spoke so of the people of Dayan.

They all put down their chopsticks and looked at Li Shimin's table quietly.

"Don't worry, boss, this time I want to let them see that we Tang people are better at drinking than them. We Tang men are not like them, we are like women, we can only drink some water and wine." , hey hey hey.”

Cheng Yaojin naturally wanted to support Li Shimin, this was non-negotiable.

Empress Changsun, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Pei Ji and the others frowned slightly.

Your Majesty, something should not be done.

This is too impulsive.

And it was in public.

Such power of words will not help Datang's current situation.

hiss….

Maybe because of this, there will still be a risk of exposure.

Your Majesty, you are a little over the top.

However, they did not persuade him.

His Majesty's defenses were broken yesterday. They are very aware of the depression in His Majesty's heart these days, because they also have suppressed interests in their hearts. In this case, if you can vent, let's vent it.

Besides, Cheng Yaojin, Li Junxian and others know their drinking capacity better than anyone else.

No worries at all.

They have never been shy about drinking, let alone afraid!

Wine is here.

The three jars of wine were carried together by the waiters and placed beside the table.

Cheng Yaojin directly opened a jar, stood up, hugged it, and poured a bowl directly.

Then, he didn't sit down either.

It seems to be intentional, just to let others see it.

The waiters at the inn were also standing nearby, and the shopkeepers put down their account books and abacus.

all of a sudden,

It was quiet in the inn.

Countless pairs of eyes fell on Cheng Yaojin.

"Hmph, let me let you know this time, people of the Tang Dynasty! They are all good men, unlike some people who can't drink a bowl of wine!"

"Bear!!"

Cheng Yaojin grinned, then picked up the wine bowl, raised his head and drank it down.

The smile on Li Shimin's face was extremely strong.

"That's it?"

He also laughed lightly and said loudly.

Fang Xuanling, Pei Ji and others all looked up at Cheng Yaojin.

Then I saw Cheng Yaojin: Gudonggudonggudong… Gu….dong….

Cheng Yaojin stopped moving.

The wine bowl in his hand also stopped moving.

But my throat was still swallowing like crazy.

After a while, another sound sounded: Gudong!

Then, I saw my throat swallowing something crazily, but I couldn't hold down the wine.

Li Shimin frowned.

Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and the others were also a little confused.

It's been a bit long.

But Cheng Yaojin still kept his head tilted up to drink wine and remained motionless.

There was some silence in the inn.

"what happened?"

Li Shimin's face showed dissatisfaction and his expression was gloomy.

Damn it! I just said so much, and it was so loud that you couldn't fucking mess it up for me.

But as soon as he finished speaking, the thoughts in his heart were just rising.

"puff…."

Cheng Yaojin couldn't hold on anymore, he pulled open the wine bowl in his hand, and the wine in his mouth spurted out.

For a moment, the air seemed to be completely frozen.

In an instant, Cheng Yaojin's faces were completely covered with red clouds.

Extremely red.

Redder than a monkey's butt.

Those eyes were also round and bloodshot.

Lips trembling.

Panting like an ox.

"Water...water..."

Cheng Yaojin's eyes were messy, he swept across the table, grabbed the kettle, and drank like a bull's head.

Finally, it stopped when the kettle ran dry.

Can,

Even so, Cheng Yaojin did not fully recover. His mouth was tearing and tearing, and he could not calm down at all.

Li Shimin stared at him, his eyes dark.

Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Pei Ji and others also had extremely solemn expressions on their faces.

There was embarrassment all over their faces.

This….

This scene was something they had never expected just now.

You know, Cheng Yaojin also has a title among them, that is, wine barrel.

What is the concept?

It's much better than the so-called "a thousand cups never pours"!

But, what is going on?

The air is a little heavy.

Breathing a little short.

The scene was full of explosions.

Empress Changsun quietly glanced at Li Shimin next to her. She knew that His Majesty's heart would be even more congested now.

In the inn, everyone's eyes also changed.

After a brief silence, restlessness began.

"Yo yo yo, Tang Dynasty Man? Darling, that's awesome. It turns out that Tang Dynasty Man can't even drink a sip of wine. Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"What is called a man of the Tang Dynasty, he should be called a bear of the Tang Dynasty. Hahaha, the cowhide blows loudly, but in fact it is a bear that breaks into pieces at the touch of a touch."

"What does it mean to have high hands but low eyes? This is what it means to have high hands but low eyes! There is a saying that goes well, it's hard to persuade the damn ghosts with words, hahaha, they thought they were so powerful, but they don't know that in the eyes of others, they are just a bunch of idiots."

"Yes, His Majesty said this wine, don't be greedy, drink it slowly and savor it slowly. Do you really have no idea that the sky is high and the earth is high, and you still want to be a hero of the Tang Dynasty? Bah, what a shame!"

"Bear, bear! Ho ho ho, hey hey hey, what is the bear barking like?"

"I don't know. Anyway, I want to eat bear paws. Let's have a drink together tonight."

"I should, I should, hahaha..."

"......."

There is an extremely cheerful atmosphere inside and outside the inn.

Only at Li Shimin's table did the air around him stop flowing and was completely frozen.

Cheng Yaojin took several deep breaths. He looked at the half bowl of wine in his hand, and his face turned blue, white, and red. Listening to the laughter around him, he gritted his teeth and was about to go crazy.

"Sit down, bite the gold, and don't get angry."

"Be patient, this...if you get angry, others will laugh at you."

Fang Xuanling grabbed him, and with the cooperation of Li Junxian, the two of them directly pressed Cheng Yaojin down.

Cheng Yaojin shrank his neck and glanced blankly at Li Shimin, but he didn't dare to look at Li Shimin and looked away instantly.

"Your Majesty, I..."

His voice was numb, and he lowered his head as he spoke.

Now, anything you say is in vain.

The words they just said directly turned into spears and cannons, and were bounced back dozens of times.

If you fail to show off, you will be struck by lightning.

It's not bad to say big words, but in the end, these words turned into a heavy stone and hit me.

How embarrassing!

"Your Majesty, this wine is too strong. I don't know how many times stronger than the wine we drink. I have never drunk such a strong wine."

"So... I can't hold it anymore. When I drink this wine, it doesn't taste like wine. It's like I've eaten a ball of fire."

"I... I wanted to hold it back just now, but I couldn't hold it in any longer. My mouth was numb, and then... I squirted out."

"Your Majesty, please punish me. I, Old Cheng, am sorry for you!"

Cheng Yaojin whispered.

Li Shimin didn't speak, but stared at the wine bowl.

He reached out and brought it over.

Smell it.

His eyebrows furrowed.

"So strong? But why is the aroma of wine so profound?"

Li Shimin's face no longer looked down upon, and became extremely solemn.

"Emperor Dayan, I didn't expect him to know how to make wine."

With that said, Li Shimin took a sip.

Then swallow it all at once.

He thought that as long as he swallowed quickly, all the sensations would not be able to catch up with him.

Can,

Just such a bite made his tongue numb, and the burning sensation in his entire mouth made him extremely uncomfortable.

"Cough cough cough..."

"Hiss... what kind of wine is this? Damn it, cough, cough, water, water! Give me water!"

"My throat feels like it's burning. This wine is so strong. Damn Emperor Dayan, this wine he made is not for humans to drink!"

In an instant, Li Shimin's face turned red, he was sweating profusely, his back was soaked with sweat, and his clothes stuck together.

“It’s from the shopkeeper!!”

Queen Changsun screamed and quickly picked up the teapot, but Cheng Yaojin had already finished the teapot just now.

Li Junxian, who was sitting outside, was about to get up and get it. The innkeeper had already put the new teapot on the table.

"Sir, slow down, slow down."

"We reminded you just now, but you just didn't listen. Just look... Hey, rinse your mouth and take it slow."

The shopkeeper sighed: "Young students, you still have to listen to advice and don't be stubborn."

"Shopkeeper, what kind of wine is this?" Cheng Yaojin's voice suddenly became more obedient, completely gone from the previous arrogance and arrogance.

Humbly ask.

"This wine is distilled wine with 40 to 50 degrees of alcohol content."

"It's not comparable to those rice wines and miscellaneous wines in the Tang Dynasty, but you can't look at the high alcohol content of this wine, but you can drink it sip after sip. The taste will come out after drinking it, that is, the more you drink, the more addictive you will be, and you will get drunk. I won’t have any headaches for the next two days.”

"The wine we had before was just ordinary wine. After drinking it, your head would feel like it was exploding the next day, but this wine will only make you extremely refreshing."

"You guys, don't worry. Everything produced by our Majesty is of high quality and there is nothing bad."

"Sir, please drink slowly."

After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he went to work.

Li Shimin drank several cups of tea before he finally felt better, but even so, his body still seemed to be shaking uncontrollably.

At this moment. The waiter came with the dishes.

The aroma is alluring.

Empress Changsun quickly gave Li Shimin two chopsticks of sausage.

(End of this chapter)