Datang: Ten Years of Proton, Leading an Army of Millions to Return
Chapter 360 Li Shimin’s defense is broken!
Li Shimin nodded, not quite understanding. He felt that he seemed to understand a little, but overall he didn't quite understand it.
The main thing is that there is nothing that can be demonstrated.
They can never fully understand it just by relying on their imagination.
Li Jing, Fang Xuanling, Pei Ji and others also looked slightly confused.
No one could have imagined that a small socket, the most common socket, could stump the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and such a large number of dukes.
"Ok."
Finally, Li Shimin let out a long breath and looked at Empress Changsun.
"Let's go and take a look at the shops outside. Maybe there are beds and some daily necessities here."
"Let's just get some simple things done first."
“People can live here.”
Li Shimin said in a deep voice.
"Don't!"
However, before Empress Changsun could respond, Cheng Yaojin turned pale, pressed his hands hard on his stomach, and shouted in a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty, Empress, it seems that there is one most important place you haven't seen yet."
"Congratulations... Congratulations to the room!"
"Damn it, maybe I ate too much pie just now. My stomach, I don't know what's wrong with it, it suddenly hurts so badly."
"Gongfang, Gongfang, I need Gongfang, Your Majesty! I can't stand it! Otherwise, I will be beaten to a pulp!"
Cheng Yaojin howled.
Congratulations?
When they heard the name, everyone was slightly stunned, but after a moment, they all reacted.
indeed!
Congratulations!
This is also a major feature of the residences in Dayan New District. Isn't it said that the toilet is inside the room? Which room is it?
They were all stunned for a moment.
After all, in the Tang Dynasty, it has never been heard of that the toilet would be placed together with the sleeping and dining areas.
Although it was introduced in the Dayan Weekly, they were still subconsciously somewhat repulsed by it.
But now, Cheng Yaojin suddenly brought it up, and everyone naturally became interested.
Congratulations room?
Dayan, we must make a thorough reform on the issue of Gongfang!
I don’t know how Emperor Dayan changed the design on this issue!
Cheng Yaojin was trembling, and every muscle in his body seemed to be exerting force.
His lips were bitten red by his teeth.
It seemed that he really couldn't bear it anymore.
Yuchi Jingde rolled his eyes at him.
"I told you not to eat so much, but you ate all my cakes."
"Deserved it."
"But, but, is there really a toilet in this room?"
"Your Majesty, I always feel that this toilet cannot be used. Old Cheng, why don't you go down and find a corner to solve the problem."
Yuchi Jingde scratched his head. To be honest, even if he was a casual man who went out in the wind and rain, he was not very clean. But if he had to go to the toilet in such a sealed house, then...
what!
That scene, that smell, is truly unimaginable.
"Yes!"
"Although there is publicity in the Dayan Weekly, but, but, but."
"But I really can't think of it, and I'm a little uncomfortable with going to the bathroom like this at home. Even if there is a chamber pot and a wooden barrel, how can I get it down?"
"Do we have to take the elevator? The smell in the elevator is fine if there is only one family in a building, but if more and more people come as time goes by, what should we do?"
"By then, will we still be able to get into this elevator? Especially since this elevator is so airtight, there's no way any wind can get in."
"Oh my God, I can't imagine it. I can't accept it either!"
Fang Xuanling swallowed his saliva. When he thought of that scene, he got goose bumps all over his body.
To be honest, if this is really the case, then this house is really not as good as the traditional courtyards in the Tang Dynasty.
At least, you don't have to carry a chamber pot or a night bucket down from such a high building.
Fang Xuanling said that it was really impossible to do.
After all, no matter how you look at it, this building can't store much.
It has to be cleaned sooner or later. If it is not cleaned in one day, how can anyone enter this room?
In the small courtyard of the Tang Dynasty, the palace was far away from other rooms, so this problem could be solved and long-term storage was possible.
But, not here!
"this…."
Wei Zheng listened to Fang Xuanling's words, thought about it, and swallowed subconsciously.
then.
"Ugh! Cough cough cough!"
He suddenly reacted and felt nauseous in his heart.
Once that kind of situation occurs, it is really unacceptable!
"not like this."
"Master Fang, you are too kind. The Emperor of Great Yan has designed such a perfect house, how could there be such a big flaw?"
Empress Changsun glanced at Fang Xuanling and smiled softly: "The Great Yan Weekly reported that the cleanliness of the concubine's room is completely superior to the traditional concubine's room. Those dirty things can be perfectly solved through the various designed processes."
Perfect solution?
“How can it be solved perfectly?”
"Is there no one down there? Can we just drop down directly?"
"hiss!"
Pei Ji expressed his disbelief.
Li Jing, Qin Qiong, Wei Zheng and the others all had frowns on their faces, their hearts filled with confusion and doubt.
After all, those dung piles can't grow wings and fly away on their own.
"Hey, stop talking and find the concubine's room."
"Your Majesty, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's really coming out."
Cheng Yaojin howled again.
Li Shimin's face changed, and he said quickly: "Quick, quick, look and see which room is the concubine's room."
Suddenly, everyone rushed towards a room.
"Your Majesty, this is not my place. This looks like a place to sleep." Qin Qiong exclaimed.
"Your Majesty, this is not the place either. There is nothing here." Li Junxian followed closely.
"Oh, Your Majesty, I don't have any here either, but I have two places to wash." Fang Xuanling's voice also came out.
"How come there isn't one?"
"impossible!"
Li Shimin frowned slightly.
"There was a diagram in the office before. I took a look at it and I remember...I remember it was Mr. Fang's room."
"That's the toilet! But in Dayan it's called the bathroom."
Empress Chang Sun was silent for a moment, then immediately shouted.
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone rushed to Fang Xuanling's room.
This room, compared to the other rooms, is very small.
Fang Xuanling was squatting on a squat toilet made of fired ceramics, and he was stirring the toilet with his hands.
Because it has not been put into use yet, the water inside is very clean and the ceramic surface is also extremely clean.
"Your Majesty, Queen, look, there are only two places to wash."
Fang Xuanling said this, pointing to a faucet and a high-legged basin next to him that was also made of ceramics: "One there, one here."
"Your Majesty, I have to say that the Emperor of Dayan is really considerate. The washing area is higher. If children can't reach it or if someone is not used to it, they can squat here to wash."
"Miao miao miao!"
Fang Xuanling gave a thumbs up and praised, "The water is so clear."
"No, I'm going to wash my face."
"All day long, the sweat on my face has dried up."
Li Qing also came over, squatted, scooped up some water and started washing.
Empress Chang Sun's expression changed slightly, but she didn't say anything.
After Li Jing finished washing, Fang Xuanling enthusiastically pressed a button next to him.
“Crash!!!”
This water washed away and was replaced by a small pool of clearer water.
"I have to say, look, look, Your Majesty, Queen, this design by the Great Yan Emperor is really great. The button is right next to it, and you don't even have to stand up to change the water."
Fang Xuanling felt it was even more magical.
"Yes, this water is very clean."
"It's comfortable, but there's not enough water. It would be better if there was more.
Li Jing agreed.
"Oh, the water is so clear, I want to wash my face too."
"I've been sweating all over the train these past two days. I can't stand it. Let me take a shower."
Behind,
Wei Zheng, Pei Ji, Qin Qiong and others also washed excitedly.
"Your Majesty, won't you come over?" Fang Xuanling also invited Li Shimin.
Li Shimin did not move. He kept staring at the squat toilet with his brows furrowed and his eyes deep, as if he was thinking.
"I, why do I feel that this thing is not used like this?" Li Shimin pursed his lips and asked in confusion.
"It must be used specifically for washing your face, Your Majesty. It feels so comfortable to wash your face." Fang Xuanling exclaimed.
"Yes, Your Majesty, it's really good, you should try it." Li Jing also made a warm invitation.
"Your Majesty, come here, squat down and I will help you wash." Pei Ji rolled up his sleeves and was ready to serve Li Shimin.
Li Shimin shook his head. He couldn't tell what this thing was used for. Apart from washing the face, it should have other uses. The shape was indeed quite unique.
But he just couldn't figure it out.
He nodded and squatted down.
Fang Xuanling quickly changed the water.
Wow….
The sound of water is extremely clear.
"Your Majesty, please wash yourself and make yourself clean." Fang Xuanling said with a smile.
Li Shimin didn't say anything and washed his face quickly.
"It's really comfortable." Li Shimin couldn't help but exclaimed after washing his face.
"Your Majesty! I...I still have a subject!"
Cheng Yaojin was at the back of the crowd, hunched over, unable to move: "Found it, found the chamber?"
He asked with difficulty.
To be honest, over the past few decades, he has never been so desperate in his life.
"No, this one isn't it, are there any other places?
"Neither are the other rooms?"
Li Shimin shook his head and looked at Li Jing, Li Junxian and others beside him, and they also shook their heads.
They walked through all the other rooms, but none of them looked like toilets. After all, there wasn't even a basin or a bucket, so how could it be a toilet?
"Gudong..."
But at this moment, Empress Changsun swallowed her saliva, flipped through the booklet she had just received from the office, pursed her lips, and pointed at the squat toilet: "That... Your Majesty."
Empress Changsun's voice trembled.
"Um, this, the place where you just washed your hands and face is, is where you go to the toilet."
"After you're done, press that button and you can rush down automatically."
Empress Changsun said this with difficulty.
All of a sudden, when these words were spoken, everyone in the bathroom fell silent. It was as quiet as a tomb. You could hear a pin drop. Even the sounds of breathing and heartbeats were gone!
What the hell?
what?
Can you say that again?
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Empress Chang Sun.
There was a loud rumbling sound in Li Shimin's mind, his brain went blank, and his body was shaking.
It was at this time that, listening to Empress Changsun's words, the fog that had been confusing him in his heart was finally cleared up, and he could see it clearly.
This thing, besides washing your face, is just right for supporting your feet on both sides, and then…
hiss!
After figuring out the key point, Li Shimin suddenly pulled back violently and his whole body exploded.
"What? What! Guan, Guanyin, why didn't you say it earlier? Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"You said, you said just now I, just now I..."
"This water, this... This is the toilet, this is the toilet?"
"No, no, no!"
Li Shimin is going crazy.
He felt as if the world was spinning around him, and his defenses were instantly broken.
He is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but he is in the Dayan area, which is equivalent to using a toilet and a chamber pot to wash his face?
Li Shimin staggered and almost fell down.
Fortunately, Li Junxian and Li Jing nearby were quick to help him up.
"Your Majesty, hurry up, get out, let's get out!"
"Help His Majesty out quickly!"
Empress Changsun was anxious.
Everyone rushed out. Cheng Yaojin was quick to close the door and then squatted down.
Outside the door!
Li Shimin sat on the ground as if paralyzed.
Li Jing, Pei Ji, Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng, Qin Qiong and others were also sitting beside Li Shimin...
Their eyes were glassy.
They are short of breath.
They couldn't believe it.
What did they just do? Thinking about what they just said, their faces felt hot and painful, especially Fang Xuanling, who wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Gudong!
I am the Duke of the Tang Dynasty, I am the wisest man in the Tang Dynasty, I...
But what did I just do!!!
Not only did he do so himself, he also asked His Majesty and others to do so as well.
damn it!
Damn it!
Fang Xuanling found it hard to accept, but for some reason, he suddenly felt a secret joy in his heart, a secret joy that came from the darkness of human nature. Fortunately, everyone worked together, otherwise, if it was just him, wouldn't he really have no face to live here? !
Thinking of this moment, Fang Xuanling actually felt somewhat relieved.
But, there was still pain on his face.
Empress Changsun stood on one side.
"Well, your majesty."
"I...I haven't read this brochure before. Besides, the introduction to this bathroom is at the end. If you don't look carefully, you really can't find it."
"However, Your Majesty, you don't have to worry too much. You know, this bathroom has never been used before, and the water inside is clean."
"Your Majesty, it is a clean Majesty."
Empress Changsun explained very apologetically.
However, the living room was still extremely quiet.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty."
"Well, it is I, the old minister, who has let down Your Majesty."
"I am also at fault in this matter. Your Majesty, please punish me if I am at fault!"
On one side, Fang Xuanling pursed his lips and spoke softly. (End of this chapter)
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