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Chapter 89
"Yeah, what are you..." Zhou Rui asked knowingly, as if he hadn't heard anything just now.

"Walking around, I happened to see a piece of tortoise shell. It was in good condition, so I came in to take a look." Yu Shu chuckled, glancing at the complete tortoise shell still on the cabinet.

"It's not bad, do you want to make medicine?" Zhou Rui reached out and picked up the tortoise shell. The tortoise shell is very big, and the carapace and plastron are very complete. What kind of appearance?
"Yes, yes...ah, no, no, no." Yu Shu answered yes and then no, "You also know that I am good at these strange things. I just look good." Yu Shu stretched out his hand. In the past, I reluctantly touched the tortoise shell.

"How much is this tortoise shell?" Zhou Rui turned to ask the clerk. The clerk answered the number. Zhou Rui took out a very small piece of broken silver from his purse and handed it to the clerk. The clerk hurriedly weighed the silver to make change. Zhou Rui handed it to the clerk. Passed the tortoise shell in his hand to Yu Shu, "It's the first time we meet, I'm a little disrespectful, so just treat it as a gift from me."

Yu Shu grabbed the tortoise shell and beamed with joy, "Master Zhou is really... you are too polite, so I won't be polite. I have no other merits except that I love these strange things. You are so polite." You're welcome." Yu Shu was excited and incoherent.

Zhou Rui took the copper coins recovered by the clerk, looked at Yu Shu who was holding the tortoise shell like a baby, and felt a little bit moved in his heart, this tortoise shell is not a very rare thing, the baby is like this?What's the secret?
"You also came out of the house early in the morning and have been shopping for a while?" Zhou Rui asked as he and Yu Shu walked out. Yu Shu was in a good mood after getting a tortoise shell, "No, you have been shopping all morning."

"Have you eaten yet? Why don't you do me a favor? I'll invite you to Zhang's old shop for a bowl of mutton soup and a pot of rice wine. Let's drink two cups? Everything is good in this capital, but the rice wine is not authentic. , the Zhang family's old shop is okay." Zhou Rui invited politely and affectionately.

When Yu Shu heard about mutton soup and wine, his eyes lit up and he nodded repeatedly, "You are too polite, so I won't be polite. But no, let's not talk about other things in this capital. Rice wine is the same and expensive. It tastes terrible, but it’s really incomparable to our Yangzhou.”

Yu Shu followed Zhou Rui, talking and laughing all the way into the old shop of the Zhang family not far away. Zhou Rui ordered a catty of white-cut mutton, a plate of spicy lamb feet, a plate of cold cabbage hearts, and a big bowl of haggis soup. After ordering another catty of rice wine, Yu Shu didn't wait for Zhou Rui to let him go. He took a large piece of white-cut mutton with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He nodded while eating, "Not bad! This mutton...it tastes like this..."

Zhou Rui hurriedly filled a large bowl of mutton soup for him. Yu Shu ate a mouthful of meat and drank the soup. He ate up half of the plate of mutton in one go, drank a large bowl of soup, and filled another bowl of soup. Slowing down, I stretched out my hand to pinch a sheep's foot, and while gnawing on it, I let Zhou Rui say, "You can eat too, you're welcome. This lamb is really good, and this sheep's foot is good! It's so delicious, I just love to eat this sheep's foot and pig's trotter Yes, it smells..."

While Zhou Rui laughed, he asked the waiter to cut half a catty of mutton, and brought over a few sesame sesame cakes. He filled a bowl of soup, soaked half of the sesame cakes and put it in. Yu Shu gnawed two or three lamb feet, and Zhou Rui also ate them. After finishing the mutton soup cakes, the two of them picked up their cups and drank.

After finishing a pound of wine, Zhou Rui looked at Yu Shu, whose face was completely pink, and asked, "Did you buy that tortoise shell because you want to divine something important?"

"Smart!" Yu Shu had already been dizzy from drinking, and gave Zhou Rui a thumbs up, "I could tell from the first time I met you that you are a smart person! It's not one big thing, it's several things, Lao Xiong ……well!"

Yu Shu slapped the table and sighed several times, "Old Xiong, I have to do a divination for him. The ancient method of divination is the most accurate. Among the ancient methods, the tortoise shell method is the most accurate." Good! It’s just that the tortoise shell is too expensive, mother, the turtle meat is all eaten, and the remaining bastard bones are still so expensive! It’s so fucking unreasonable.”

"So that's it." Firstly, Zhou Rui has a good drinking capacity, but secondly, he didn't have a few drinks at all and only persuaded Yu Shu to drink. "Turtle shells are the most accurate in divination, and I've heard that too. I remember reading in a book that it was said that for this tortoise shell, it's best to catch the old turtle yourself and make it yourself. The making process is very particular. This is true. Is it true? Have you heard of it?"

"I'm an expert! Of course I know! Don't you just hear about it?" Yu Shu held his head high, showing that he was the most authoritative in the world on this matter you mentioned. "Making this tortoise shell for divination is a secret that is not passed on by all the sects. My master...have you heard of my master? The most talented person in the world! He taught me this personally! How could I not have heard of it? Yes? Isn’t that a joke?”

"In this case, you should make this tortoise shell yourself." Zhou Rui gave Yu Shu another glass of wine.

"I also want to use my own hands, but where can I get this tortoise? A live tortoise is much more expensive than this turtle shell. A little tortoise of this size costs three hundred dollars. Three hundred! It's impossible to use! It can be used. , I have seen one, it is at least six or seventy years old, and it costs one tael of silver." Yu Shu raised his finger and let out a long sigh, he couldn't afford to spend one tael of silver per divination, not even one tael. rise.

"It's easy, let's go fishing by ourselves, and I'll accompany you." Zhou Rui smiled.

"It's even more difficult!" Yu Shu looked even sadder, "Da Lang, I'm telling you, everyone says my predictions are inaccurate, but can you blame me? Look, I can't even afford a bastard. Whatever you buy, you always buy the cheapest one. This cheap thing is just a bunch of junk. Do you think it can be accurate? It’s good if the ghosts and gods don’t blame it... Of course you don’t blame it. How can the gods and Buddhas care about this? Besides, the thing is not good. , but I am sincere... Alas, what is the use of being sincere? My hexagram is inaccurate, isn't it just because of the word "poor"? I can't catch this bastard!"

Yu Shu wiped his face, "People use musk to mix fresh pork liver when fishing for tortoises. I can make up the pork liver, but the musk... is so expensive! I can't afford to catch it!"

"A little musky smell is fine." Zhou Rui paused, "It's rare for us to be so speculative. I'll help you figure out a way for this musky thing."

"I don't dare to take this... I couldn't ask for it! Dalang, you are really..." Yu Shu was surprised and happy, and he couldn't speak clearly with a big tongue, so he only took Zhou Rui's hand and shook it hard.

"There are too many tortoise shells, please give me a divination and give me some guidance." Zhou Rui looked at Yu Shu, who was drunk and excited, with a red face. What important matter did he want to use the tortoise shells to divine? He didn't ask, but when the wine was over, he asked, and he could tell, but if he could remember it when he sobered up, that would be bad.

　Thanks to Yushu, and dear truth, thank you for your love and support, I love you all!

　　
　
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