Don't follow the rules

Chapter 25: Neem Three ([-])

Although they were full of disgust, the two of them chose to shut up in a tacit understanding and continued to listen obediently to the senior's boast.

Sun Ao, who has always been trying to please his seniors, has never shaken his prestige so freely in front of others, so he has a high degree of affection for the two juniors in his heart, and he has been labeled "children can be taught".

"Wow! Senior, you are really strong, I admire you so much! Please accept my elder brother as your younger brother!" Ning Yao launched a rainbow fart attack. The last person who was smeared by his rainbow fart was the young and innocent Chunyu.

The equally young and innocent senior couldn't stand Rainbow Fart's flattery at all, and immediately nodded in agreement with Ning Yao: "That's easy to say~ Those of us who are seniors should guide the juniors, haha. I also like you juniors very much, you are motivated, People are also very sensible. Well, you can write an application for membership first and show it to me, and I will check it for you, haha."

"Thank you senior, let's just say that. We won't disturb your rest, we'll leave first." Chunyu finished the final flattering work, left contact information with each other, and watched the senior leave.

The information collection work was progressing in an orderly manner, and the first brick for the future student union was successfully laid. Chunyu was in a good mood, and in a brisk tone he urged Ning Yao, who was studying the vending machine, to go back to bed quickly.

The two found their own dormitory according to the dormitory allocation table. The dormitory is not arranged according to grades like the teaching building, but according to the method of freshmen filling the vacancies of graduates and old students. This year's senior freshmen were arranged on the fifth floor.

"536" Ning Yao tasted it at the door, then turned around and asked, "Boss, is there any explanation for this dormitory number? I mean the one with a bit of metaphysics, just like a cafeteria."

"I don't have much to say, it probably means that there are almost forty dormitories on this floor." Chunyu pushed in disgust, "Go away, don't block the door, it's very troublesome."

"嘤嘘嘤" Ning Yaopa started acting smoothly on the door frame of the dormitory. "When I used to watch the stars and the moon with me, I used to call her Xiao Tiantian. Now that I have met Senior Sun, the new person is better than the old one. I call her Mrs. Niu." "

Ning Yao was acting vigorously when he was pushed by Chun Yu and failed to stop. He accidentally pushed the door of 536 directly open. Behind the door were two roommates who had listened to the whole process with complicated expressions.

Chunyu felt suffocated and kicked Ning Yao, who was addicted to drama, three meters away. Ning Yao fell to the ground in the middle of the dormitory with a bang, while he himself pretended to be a very majestic monitor and tried to save his respect.

The roommate understood, and the subtitles scrolled in the eyes: understand everything, respect blessings, stay away from me, don't die at the door.

Chunyu spoke with difficulty: "I can explain..."

It's a pity that the two roommates didn't intend to know the detailed stories of the two of them, and each started to busy himself with his own affairs.

Obviously, such an embarrassing situation needs a socially talented person to break through. Fortunately, there is such a senior person lying on the floor at the scene.

Ning Yao covered his chest with one hand and supported the ground with the other. He slowly got up from the ground, then staggered artificially, and knelt on one knee to stabilize his figure.He lowered his head, covered his eyes with his bangs, grinned and sneered, "Tsk, the battle for body control is really fierce."

So embarrassing.

Chunyu silently closed the door and left the dormitory.

Ning Yao didn't care about the audience leaving, he continued his performance dedicatedly.

"Ah~ It's really sweet, pure, jealous, full of emotions, the soul of a little girl~" He licked his lips abnormally "But it's a pity, Zixia, who came to me after being hit by Niu Xiangxiang's soul-shifting technique In a dilapidated body~"

"Student Ning Yao," a roommate couldn't hold back anymore, "We've watched "A Chinese Journey to the West", so you don't need to play the extra part."

Help, this is embarrassing.

But it's okay, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed.

Ning Yao continued to use his power: "Shut up! Ancestor Putao, don't think that because you are the master of the Supreme Treasure, I dare not do anything to you!"

Another roommate secretly poked "Grape Patriarch": "What are you doing when you pick him up..."

Ning Yao turned his head and glared: "Hey! You pig-faced monster, do you have a share in talking?!"

"Grape Ancestor": "Haha!"

"Pig-faced Monster": "I advise you not to be too ridiculous."

……

Chunyu adjusted his mood at the corner of the corridor, comforting himself that no matter how bad the situation was, he had to face it.He prepared a set of rhetoric, typed the draft, and returned to the dormitory.

Even though he had rehearsed [-] scenarios in his mind, when he actually opened the door, there was still the [-]th situation that Chunyu didn't expect.

The three people in the dormitory, with Ning Yao as the C position, formed a standard triangular formation of the women's team.They were screaming to the sky in unison: "What's wrong with men being perverted!"

Chunyu silently closed the door again and left the dormitory.

Let this world rot like this.

Ning Yao patted the shoulders of the two roommates with satisfaction, and approved: "That's right, two virtuous brothers, in this small dormitory, it's really a shame, we should have a bigger stage!"

The two roommates were excited: "Listen to the elder brother!"

Ning Yao: "Good brother!"

Two roommates: "Good brother!"

Ning Yao: "Today we are half brothers, come on, face the camera, and call out your names!"

"Li Xin!"

"Xu Sui!"

"I'm Ning Yao! The three of us are sworn brothers here tonight! 536 is our Taoyuan!"

Chunyu couldn't bear it any longer outside, so he broke into the door and said, "Enough is enough, bastard!"

Ning Yao commanded the two younger brothers: "Call someone!"

"Big brother! You're back!" Li Xin and Xu Sui looked at the door together, greeting the dorm boss.

Chunyu only has one word "day" in his heart at the moment, but he has to admit that after Ning Yao's toss, the current situation has developed strangely in a direction that is beneficial to him.

The original plan for going out in the middle of the night not only had to consider the dormitory management's dorm inspection, but also reported it without telling the roommates.

Now, I have become sworn friends with my roommate inexplicably...

Isn’t it natural for those good brothers to block bed checks? (laughs)

Chunyu's attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, and he greeted the two new brothers over amiably: "You two good brothers, I have a plan for you. The plate is very big. Ning Yao and I are afraid that we can't carry it. As the saying goes, there are three in a fence. Zhuang, one hero and two gangs, this matter needs the help of brothers."

Li Xin: "Brother, what did you say?"

Xu Sui: "Brother, just tell me!"

Chunyu rubbed his forehead: "Why do you look like General Hengha... Ahem, that's it. Ning Yao and I have to go out to do some errands in the evening, and we may not be able to catch up with the dormitory supervisor's bed check, so when the dormitory supervisor calls the roll call, you Please give me a helping hand."

Li Xin: "Brother, what did you say?"

Xu Sui: "It's all on us!"

Chunyu: "If we don't come back at night, tomorrow morning, you two will also help clean up the hygiene and housekeeping, and we will bring you delicious food when we come back."

Li Xin: "Brother, what did you say?"

Xu Sui: "Everything depends on my brother's arrangement!"

Ning Yaopidianpidian stepped forward to claim credit: "How was it?"

Chunyu really didn't want to praise this brat, but he did a good job.Chunyu thought for a while, took out the soft cover book, and added a point to Ning Yao's conduct assessment.

Li Xin: "Big brother can add points!"

Xu Sui: "As expected of the elder brother!"

Li Xin: "Follow Big Brother!"

Xu Sui: "Strive to be a master!"

Ning Yao: "Stop, stop, the more you shout, the more outrageous we are. We are not that kind of person. Do you understand Love and Peace? Do you understand that everyone is equal?"

Li Xin: "As expected of a big brother!"

Xu Sui: "What a lofty ideological realm!"

Li Xin: "We have to study hard."

Xu Sui: "We can't drag my brother back!"

Chunyu looked at Ning Yao speechlessly. Ning Yao shrank his head and pretended to look at the sky.

boom!
Lights out throughout the building.

It's time to get things done.

(End of this chapter)