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Chapter 496 Home City for a Long Time

Chapter 496: Haojiu Home Furnishing City (Part )
"I must be crazy," An Han stood at the end of the team, looking at the boat No. 1 from afar, and said to himself, "Today is the double doomsday of science and logic, and I actually saw an elementary school student driving a maglev sailboat on the main road."

Number One, who was riding on the small white floating boat, also looked back at the flock of chickens with a sharp gaze. He made a “6” gesture with one hand and raised his hand to his ear like a telephone receiver: “Reporting to headquarters, a group of turkeys were spotted crossing the road ahead.”

Ning Yao: "I'm not blind."

Little White Boat was puzzled: "We haven't seen any living creatures along the way, how come so many turkeys suddenly appeared now? And... their eyes seem to be somewhat human-like?"

Number One: "The one at the end of the line, right?"

Little White Boat: "I feel like it has 'damn' written all over its eyes."

"I am a zombie" No. 1 raised his chubby little hand and solemnly declared, "Theoretically speaking, if they encounter me, they will indeed see a ghost."

"Let's not talk about this for now." After acting cute, No. 1 took the initiative to bring the topic back to "There is obviously something wrong with these turkeys. We can't let them go."

The little white boat, who didn't learn his lesson, responded subconsciously: "What are you going to do..."

Number One: "Braised. I heard that turkey meat is tough, and it probably won't taste good when used to make chicken soup, so it's easier to eat if it's braised. But it seems that people in other countries advocate roasting chicken, but I think roasting chicken only keeps the turkey intact, and it just looks better visually. In terms of taste, braised chicken is still the best choice."

"Hey!" Ning Yao laughed angrily, "Haven't you learned enough from the lesson of Cream Pudding? Now you still dare to think about the food in the dream core? Do you usually eat or drink when An Han and I are short? Why do you act like you didn't eat in your previous life?"

Number One looked away with a guilty look in his eyes: "I was just kidding."

Cackling!

An Han quickened his pace and caught up with Yingying who was at the head of the team.

"Did you see that elementary school student on levitation?" An Han waved his wings and motioned Yingying to look over there.

Yingying glanced at him with an indescribable look and nodded: "Your choice of words is really... I saw it, it's so big, it's hard not to see it."

An Han didn't care about Yingying's whimpering eyes: "This is the first human we have seen besides the farmer. We can't just look at him and forget about it."

Yingying called all the chickens to cross the road, and then asked: "What are you going to do?"

"First, we need to confirm that the other party is safe. Secondly, we need to confirm the other party's attributes and stance. At least we need to make sure that this elementary school student is not in the same group as the farmer, and that he cannot covet our meat. As for more in-depth negotiations, it doesn't matter if we put it off for a while."

Yingying sneered, "Although he's a human cub, he's just a little nose. How unsafe can it be? I'm not exaggerating. If I stretch my neck and spread my wings, I'm probably even bigger than him."

An Han reiterated solemnly: "This is not an ordinary human cub, this is a maglev elementary school student."

Yingying: ...

"I don't want to discuss this right now," Yingying said with a headache, "Please tell me clearly and concisely what to do in the first and second steps."

An Han used his wings to lift the skin tumor on his beak that was in the way. "We are only halfway across the road from him now, which is not a safe range. I suggest you find a high ground where you can attack or defend. At the same time, while we are moving, pay attention to the movements of this maglev elementary school student. He has been watching us and should react to our actions."

Yingying agreed with Anhan's suggestion, flapped its wings, and ordered the chickens to follow it.

The chickens were trained to be obedient and followed Yingying's lead. There was no sound of dissatisfaction during the whole process. All the turkeys marched in unison and the team was quiet. The only sound was the clattering of chicken claws on the concrete road.

Number One: “Ah, ran away.”

After all, Little White Boat was more experienced: "They didn't run away. They were just looking for a safer place to observe you." Number One tilted his head in confusion: "Observe me? Why would turkeys observe me?"

"If this group of turkeys are native creatures of Dream Core, then they must have never seen humans before. It is normal for them to be curious and wary of you." Xiaobaichuan explained.

"Will they attack me?" Number One said excitedly. "If I am attacked, it would be considered self-defense if I fight back, right? If I kill them by accident, can I..."

"No!" Ning Yao said in time, "Don't try to use this excuse to provoke the turkeys. Be friendly to them. They may know where the fish are."

Number One was a little depressed: "Boring."

Ning Yao warned: "Student No. 1, you are not here for an autumn outing. Fun is not the purpose of this trip. Our purpose is--"

"Find Chunyu~" Number One responded in a drawn-out tone, "But I don't think I can sit down and have a friendly conversation with a group of turkeys. They are animals. It's better to use force to deter them first, kill the chickens to scare the chickens. Taming the chickens can also let them lead me to find fish, and isn't this more convenient? Why waste all that time talking?"

Ning Yao said, "You just want to play."

While they were arguing, the turkeys had found a great observation spot - a sculpture platform in front of a skyscraper.

It is not high enough for turkeys to climb, but it can also avoid the cover of vehicles and roadside green belts, providing an excellent observation view.

Most importantly, if a conflict occurs during subsequent communication, the turkeys can use this height advantage to glide short distances and quickly escape from the danger zone.

The other party was just a human cub. Even if he could levitation, he was just an elementary school student. There was no way he could catch up with the flock of turkeys that were fleeing in all directions.

An Han was satisfied and picked a good spot for himself at the base of the sculpture. He urged Yingying, "You can negotiate with the other party now."

Relying on her skills, Yingying quickly climbed to the top of the sculpture and looked down at Number One in the middle of the road.

She cleared her throat: "Ahem, ahem!"

Number One clenched his fist: "I feel like it's mocking me."

"No one is mocking you!" Ning Yao quickly spoke up and held down number one, "Just saying hello!"

Number One: “Is that so?”

Yingying shook his feathers and chirped again loudly.

Number One: “This is definitely an insult to me.”

"No! No one is scolding you!" Ning Yao stretched out his hand desperately in this world, but couldn't hold back Number One in the dream core.

"Not good!" An Han's eyes widened. "He's coming! So fast! Shit, is the circle of white smoke around him a sonic boom?!"

Before he could remind Yingying at the top of the sculpture, Number One had already flown in front of him and punched Yingying.

Yingying had never let her guard down against Number One, so she easily dodged his punch, which was full of unskillful fighting skills. However, the punch hit the sculpture hard, instantly shattering the entire sculpture and its base into pieces.

The whole scene could definitely be described as a chaos.

An Han was blown several meters away by the shockwave from the sculpture's explosion. He rolled on the ground for several rounds in an ugly posture, and finally stopped by hitting the corner of the wall. He spat out the dust in his mouth: "Ahem, this is... the power of a magnetically levitated elementary school student? It's so terrifying."


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