Don't follow the rules

Chapter 6 Double Happiness Apartment ([-])

The new ghost talk information has basically been entered, and it's time to prepare for the rescue of the red high-heeled shoes.

But first, we still have to get some useful information from this little brother who seems to be in trouble.

During Chunyu's busy work time, Ning Yao showed off all the fruits in the fruit basket except bananas, and now he was sitting on Chunyu's bed after eating and drinking.

Chunyu picked up Ning Yao who was stuck on his bed: "Stand up straight for me, I'll ask you a question."

Ning Yao looked boneless, was lifted from the bed and slid to the ground, then lazily got up and sat cross-legged, raised his head and smiled hippiely: "Big brother, you can ask."

Rubbing away the bulging veins on his forehead, Chunyu tried his best to stay rational. He carefully picked up a small notebook and began to take notes: "You said that the last time you saw high heels was in the cleaning car. The wording is very interesting. Please explain your first time. What's it like when you see it?"

Ning Yao adjusted his sitting posture uneasily, and struggled secretly for a second. After all, the truth behind it was a little hard to tell. He was clearly looking forward to hugging his thigh and laying down without pain, but he ended up helping the two elder brothers one by one when he went out for a walk. A little brother (high heels and cleaning staff).

"Uh cough!" Ning Yao raised his head and decided to start distorting the facts, "The thing is like this..."

"Stop first." Chunyu narrowed his eyes, and tapped the edge of the notebook with a ballpoint pen, "Your expression is a bit too much, rubbing your nose, rubbing your hands, swallowing your saliva, sitting down, your eyes are flying around, and 'I want to start' is written all over your face." Nonsense'. Be honest, or I will sacrifice your life to my shoes."

As a professional dispatched to fight on the front line, Chunyu has a bit of conversational skills, and he interrupted him casually, and successfully leaked Ning Yao's spring and autumn brushwork that had been brewing for a long time, and the leak was so overwhelming that he was defeated.Ning Yao was stunned on the ground, hesitating and hesitating, his psychological defense was instantly destroyed, and his language function was basically lost.

…………

After an easy interrogation, Chunyu easily obtained all the information he wanted from Ning Yao who gave up resistance. At this moment, his teeth were itching with hatred.

"Brother~" Ning Yao approached on his knees, flattering him, "I am willing to use my body to pay off the debt."

Chunyu: "You die now."

Ning Yao: "Father, I was wrong!"

Chunyu turned his head away: "Forget it, let's not make an example."

"But I can't cover you for nothing." Chunyu turned his head to make a plan, "I have to see something of your value."

"Ah?" Ning Yao exaggeratedly exclaimed, "Didn't your association say to protect human beings?"

Chunyu couldn't hold back: "Don't worry about the details... Anyway, I have a task for you now."

"Boss, tell me." Ning Yao rubbed his hands and nodded, exuding a standard dog-legged aura.

"Now we can only choose between Miaosang and high-heeled shoes. From your description, Miaosang's influence covers the entire corridor, and it is related to the regular parts of the cleaning staff, so it is obviously our better choice. Now that we have decided to win over Meowsang, we can only rely on being on good terms with it—you, hold the thread for us."

"But, but I'm not the cleaning boy who just abolished Miaosang..." Ning Yao muttered.

"Damn you..."

"Then can I still hook up with Miaosang?" Weakly raised his hand.

Chunyu thought to himself, based on past experience, even if the parts of the cleaning staff are wiped out, [Rules] will soon breed new parts to replace them.What's more, the parts themselves will be eliminated and updated due to various wear and tear, which is not really killing the cleaning staff in essence.

Meow Sang can infect the previous cleaning staff. In theory, it is only a matter of time before she infects the new cleaning staff.If we provide it with a little convenience, it can help Ning Yao gain some favorability in front of Miao Sang, and cooperation will be easier to develop.

It just so happens that there is a prop in the backpack that is very suitable for cat-shaped ghost talks, so let's take it as the sincerity of cooperation.

"Come here." Chunyu rummaged through his backpack and called Ning Yao to come forward.

"Come on, come on." Ning Yao pooped.

I saw Chunyu pull out a delicate black suede collar with a bell hanging from his backpack.

"Wow, bro!" Ning Yao looked horrified, crossed her arms and backed away, "Are you so wild?"

"You fucking..." I couldn't bear it anymore and went straight to my feet.

Ning Yao wailed and dodged the flying kick: "Brother! This is really not good, it is still too radical for me who is pure QAQ"

Chunyu caught him with his backhand and locked his throat in front of him, and was startled that this posture seemed to be even more wrong, so he quickly let go: "Shut up!"

"Woooo..." Ning Yao covered his mouth in grief and indignation.

Chunyu felt that his lifespan was burning at the speed of light, and his chest was tight with anger, but he had to explain patiently: "This is a cat bell collar, for you to give a favor. According to my analysis, Miao Sang's body should be relatively fragile, and the cat bell can It reminds the wearer of potential threats approaching, and helps it avoid some damage. This bell is very suitable for it, and it can be used to get close to it."

It turned out it wasn't for me, Ning Yao heaved a sigh of relief: "That's fine, I'll give it to him when I have time."

"Are you free?" Chunyu threw the collar on Ning Yao's face, "Immediately! Immediately!"

Ning Yao, who was kicked out, squatted in the corridor to study the collar and the new thigh-holding plan.

The only two encounters were triggered by Miao Sang, which were completely one-way connections, and Ning Yao had no idea where to find this cat boss on his own initiative.Are cat-hunting notices posted door-to-door?Can a [-] month old cat read?
Ning Yao rubbed his chin, trying to recall the few encounters with Miao Sang.

The first time was when Miao Sang was in danger and asked Ning Yao for help; the second time was when Ning Yao was in danger and Miao Sang came to save someone.Miao Sang's strength is unpredictable, and it is too uncontrollable to wait for it to be in danger, but it is easy to operate when it is in danger.Ning Yao's logic is very smooth: we Miao Sang said that we are particular about meows, we are on the road, nine cans in one word, and we will cover them if we say it.Then as long as I die shallowly in the corridor again and get in danger, Miaosang will definitely rescue me (very sure)!
The action direction of "Hugging the Cat's Legs Project" is confirmed!
The next step is to create a little trick for yourself to kill yourself.

throw rubbish? ——I vaguely remember that Miao Sang failed to save the cleaning boy who knocked over the garbage yesterday.

veto.

Overhead layer? ——Miao Sang told him not to provoke her, that is not its sphere of influence.

veto.

The plan is just to commit suicide, not real death. You must find a plan to commit suicide within a controllable range.

Damn, is "death" such a technically difficult job?Ning Yao felt a little bald, crazily cursed Chunyu for sending him a trivial task, and at the same time stretched out his index finger and twirled the small collar to pace in the hallway thinking.Passing through 1704, I took a casual glance and found that the alloy anti-theft door of my house was actually scratched by the persistent courier brother with several animal-like claw marks.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so fierce. Wolverine's home delivery? This is..." Ning Yao sighed while stroking the claw marks.

Ding Dong!

In Room 1703, the corners were full of Ning Yao's leftover orange peels, and Chunyu, who was working hard to tidy up the house, was taken aback when he heard the sound.Who is ringing the doorbell?Don't those two idiots next door always like to knock and howl?

"Hello, your takeaway has been delivered, remember to give it a good review!"

(End of this chapter)