unscrupulous spirit catcher

Chapter 27
"What's it called? With a good teacher here, monsters and ghosts are no problem! Hurry up and put the charm on it!"

The Taoist Master was upright and upright, as if he was someone who had experienced strong winds and waves. Seeing the disciple carefully applying the charm, he began to show his Taoist behavior to Qin's mother.

"The feng shui here has been broken. Bamboo belongs to yin. Planting it here adds yin to yin. If you plant it in the off position, you can still use fire to suppress it. But if you plant it in the dui position, it will attract ghosts even more.

In addition, your Feng Shui is a sign of great emptiness. When it is empty, ghosts will live in it; when it is empty, people will die. "

No matter what happens, just return it to Feng Shui.

This is an industry secret.

"No wonder," Qin's mother suddenly realized, "This yard was built later, and I said that the female ghost is fine, so why did she come to me? Master, you should quickly think of a way to get rid of this female ghost. .”

"It's vulgar to say silver," Taoist Master Zihua waved his hand, "500 taels."

"500 taels!"

Song Yu, Su Mian, and Qin's mother spoke in unison, raising questions from the bottom of their hearts.

"I can earn 500 taels from this, I know how to do it." Song Yu thought to himself.

Su Mian thought to himself: "It's better to intercept this job and make him a lot of money."

Mother Qin thought to herself: "It's vulgar, it's too vulgar, even more vulgar than this old bustard like me."

The three people had different ideas, and finally the Taoist priest broke the deadlock: "I don't want this money."

Song Yu was surprised: "I just heard what you asked for."

"Where are you kid? Go away, go away."

Taoist priest Zihua waved at Song Yu like a fly, then turned to explain to Qin's mother.

"You want to drive away ghosts and invite gods to come down to earth, why don't you prepare some hard-earned money for the gods?"

Qin's mother has also experienced many battles. She has never seen anyone, so she thought that if you want it, you can take it. What nonsense.

500 taels of silver are exchanged for incense candles and burned, which can choke the gods to death.

"Sure, Taoist Master, as long as you complete this matter, I will give you 500 taels and one penny."

The Taoist priest had his own plan: "Take 200 taels first, and I will open up all the joints and invite the gods and Buddhas."

Naturally, this situation was not something he could solve. He put on a show, and as soon as the ceremony was over, he immediately moved into position with 36 plans.

Qin's mother was extremely wealthy, and now was not the time to bargain, so she immediately took out two silver notes and handed them to the Taoist Priest.

The Taoist Master checked the authenticity in a tacky manner, then asked two disciples to bring in an Eight Immortals table and start setting it up.

The table was covered with a red cloth, the incense burner was lit, filled with red beans, tea leaves and glutinous rice were placed in the wine glasses, the charms were lit, and the peach wood sword was ready to go, as if it could capture the unknown spirit in the next moment.

The Taoist Master squirted out a sip of wine, and with a "squeeze" sound, the flames spurted out, illuminating the two dull people in the yard.

There is yellow talisman paper stuck on the green and white face, and the talisman paper is scarlet cinnabar. The three colors are intertwined together, which makes people's hair stand on end.

The two false disciples naturally knew how much the false master weighed, and were trembling silently on the sidelines.

So scary.

I really want to go home.

The Taoist priest didn't know what his disciple was thinking, so he kept thinking about the two wooden figures.

"Five stars suppress the color, illuminating the mysterious world. Thousands of gods and saints protect my true spirit. Giant beasts in the sky subdue the five soldiers. Subdue the five soldiers. Subdue the five soldiers."

No, I forgot the words.

However, the Taoist Master is a person who has seen the world after all, so he is not afraid if he forgets his words and continues to hum and wander around the two people.

"Suppress five soldiers, five devils, and your body will be destroyed." Song Yu couldn't stand it any longer, so he continued.

The world is simply in decline, morals are corrupt, and even a liar is so unprofessional.

The Taoist Master didn't expect to meet his colleagues here, so he immediately muttered something to Song Yu, turned to Song Yu, and whispered: "Little brothers, we are all from the Taoist, give me some face, we will give you [-]% of the money, I will get [-]%, and you will get [-]%." "

Su Mian listened very clearly: "Twenty-eight, you are two, we are eight."

The Taoist priest thought, "Isn't this robbery?" Since this is the case, don't blame me for being rude.

He still has a big trick that he didn't use, which is to refer to a deer as a horse and a human as a ghost.

"The evil spirit is on her!"

The peach wood sword was pointed at Song Yu.

"You are so bold and cunning, you dare to point at your aunt, come on, get it for me!" Song Yu shouted with a bulging belly.

Before the gold medal fighter Su Mian could move, the Taoist priest himself shut up.

The Taomu Sword was raised halfway, his expression gradually stiffened, his body remained in this posture, and a red mole appeared on the center of his eyebrow like blood.

He became a puddle of mud.

And an invisible hand was slowly carving him, shortening and flattening him, turning him into a familiar yet terrifying face inch by inch.

It's Aunt Li's face.

I don’t know when the spirit came, I don’t know where it is, I don’t know how it turned the fake Taoist priest into a puppet.

Anyway, here it comes.

Everyone's heart was pounding. The two disciples turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Master, let the relationship between master and disciple continue in the next life.

But as soon as they raised their feet, they fell to the ground with two "snaps".

Their faces hadn't changed yet, their bodies were as stiff as stone, and they fell straight down.

Song Yu raised his foot to check, but he also fell to the ground with a "slap" and his mouth was full of mud.

The body is very heavy.

When did you get the Tao?

"Su Mian. Pull me out quickly."

Fortunately, the tongue can still move and the person has not changed. It can be seen that it takes time to become a puppet.

Qin's mother's face was pale, and her plump body was shaking non-stop. While shaking, she stepped back: "Here she comes, she's here again, the ghost is here to eat people again!"

The two little girls couldn't support her whole body weight, and she fell to the ground as if the earth was shaking.

Su Mian was unscathed.

He carried Song Yu, who had stiffened into a stick, out and inserted it into the flower.

"What's going on? We've been together all this time. How come you're attracted to me and I'm not?"

Song Yu made a face: "How the hell do I know!"

She was so confident that Su Mian felt that he had asked the wrong question. After a while, he asked again: "Then which one is the spirit?"

Song Yu twisted his eyebrows: "How the hell can I tell the difference!"

Those present who could still move their eyes were speechless.

In the end, Su Mian voiced his inner doubts again: "What should we do next? Go back?"

Song Yu was very angry: "How the hell am I going back!"

She has become a flower arrangement!
Fortunately, she is also a person with killer skills.

The rain is still pattering, neither big nor small, which makes people feel upset. The fragrance of powder seems to have taken shape in the rain, sinking continuously and clinging to people.

She slowly turned herself into a part of the rain before Mother Qin and the three of them could get up.

Then form a new her again.

The stiff feeling disappeared from her body, and she became flexible again, but a cool air came from her back, which was the order to suppress the bones that were about to move.

"Is this really weird? Why isn't everyone in trouble?" Song Yu walked to the door of the courtyard and looked inside.

There is one more Taoist priest, who is tired holding the peach wood sword, and there are two more little Taoist priests, lying on the ground, wondering if they will suffocate.

There was still a lot of noise outside, covering up all the weirdness and weirdness here.

(End of this chapter)