unscrupulous spirit catcher

Chapter 64
"Is it because I peed there yesterday?" A little Taoist stuck out his head and moved his mouth, his face seemed to be split open, showing a horrifying scene.

"It must be," another little Taoist priest also appeared, "Master said that no matter what kind of monsters and monsters, they are afraid of children's urine, and our urine is children's urine."

"That monster must be afraid of our child's pee, let's wipe it off quickly!"

The two sang together and quickly decided to offer each other a piece of precious boy urine to ward off evil spirits.

When the pair of live treasures went to pee together, Wang Zhan and Lin Kun looked at Song Yu.

Soon, cheers came from the room, and it seemed that child urine really worked.

"It's not really a child's urine, is it?" Lin Kun believed it.

Wang Zhan squinted his eyes and nodded: "Probably, since ancient times, children's urine has the effect of warding off evil spirits."

Song Yu couldn't bear it anymore and roared at both of them.

"Did your brains come from a donkey's mouth? Do you want boy's urine or shit! It's hot! How old are those two little brats? Together you can be a grandfather, and your brains are just like them!"

Lin Kun never expected that Song Yu would be so cruel when he opened his mouth, so he immediately closed his mouth silently.

I can't scold.

He is a reader.

Wang Zhan was frightened by the scolding and asked cautiously: "What on earth is that?"

This way, you are more careful than asking the teacher for homework in school.

"It's water, water! You two are elm bumps!" Song Yu was so angry that the dust on his face fell to the ground.

Ling knew that it was going to rain, so he started to move yesterday, and then he was bumped into by her.

The soil at the base of all the walls has moved up, and some of it must have moved under the eaves or into the yard, but they haven't had time to check it yet.

Wang Zhan asked again tremblingly: "Where can we find so much water?"

Unless there is a heavy rain that floods the entire Qiancheng County, Ling cannot be completely submerged.

There are so many places to hide.

"How the hell did I know." Song Yu sprayed dirt on the two people's faces again.

The two disciples came out with a pissed off look, beaming with joy: "Look, we're fine, we're really fine!"

"It's just child urine. Child urine is really useful."

To express their happiness, they happily ran around in the sleet and snow, and then turned yellow again.

Song Yu: ".A bunch of idiots."

She moved silently towards the entrance and exit, and soon saw Su Mian.

Su Mian moved a stool and sat there, playing cards enthusiastically with the guards.

"Second to last, Tian Gaojiu, I can win even with such luck. Oh my aunt, why have you become like this? You are going to die!"

Su Mian quickly threw away his cards and stood up, looking at the freshly baked Song Yu in front of him through a red line.

Although I sympathized with her plight, this look was too funny. Her face was sallow and skinny, and she looked like a dove-shaped face, just like a beggar on the roadside.

Su Mian had a hard time holding back his laughter.

"It's okay, where is Zhang Yingjun?" Song Yu asked.

"I'm going to have breakfast, good guy. I'm a very particular person when it comes to eating. I eat three times a day, and I don't mess with any of them." Su Mian put away the card table and looked at the one with the worst luck. "What are you doing standing around? Go Get your adults back."

"Oh." The guard ran away, and a moment later, Zhang Yingjun ran over while wiping his mouth.

"The three adults have something to say. Ah, my mother!" After Zhang Yingjun saw Song Yu, he obviously took a step back.

"Is there a gate in Luohe?" Song Yu asked quickly.

Zhang Yingjun said: "Yes, there is a gate at the entrance to the sea. It will only be opened during drought."

Song Yu said: "Go prepare hot water and evacuate all the people inside. Not even a blade of grass can be taken out. The people will be flushed with water again. After they are evacuated, they will open the gate and flood Qiancheng County."

"Yes!" Zhang Yingjun went to do it immediately.

The terrain of Qiancheng County is lower than that of other counties. It is not a big problem to open the floodgates to flood the county. After the flooding is completed, we can row to open the floodgates.

Song Yu left two elm knots here to clean up, and went to visit the temple fair with Su Mian.

In order to celebrate the people who escaped death in Qiancheng County, Qingzhou held a grand temple fair.

Everyone who goes to the temple fair first passes by the morning market, which is like a meeting of Beggar Clan disciples, with each person holding a big sugar cane.

Song Yu was no exception. He and Su Mian were half and half, freeing their mouths to eat breakfast while nibbling.

With a bowl of big willow noodles wrapped in gold thread, fire roast, big meat buns, and some tofu, the two of them ate together to the temple fair.

When entering a temple fair, you must first touch the stone monkey. Touching it can cure diseases and eliminate disasters.

If you touch the stone monkey, you have to hit the money eye at Wofeng Bridge.

There is a big copper coin hanging under the hole of Wofeng Bridge, and a small copper bell hanging in the hole of the copper coin, with the inscription "ringing the bell signifies good fortune". Use the copper coin to ring the bell, and if it rings, it means good luck.

Going in again, there is a butler showing off his knife.

Put a piece of cloth on the ground, the cook puts a pound of meat on the cloth, and with his knife flying, cut the meat into shreds.

The meat was so thin that it could be blown by the breeze, which was breathtaking. Not only that, after the meat was removed, the piece of silk remained unscathed.

Even better looking than this is a handsome man.

Although not as good as Zhong Liqing, he is full of energy and tall, which is wonderful.

She pulled Su Mian over, and touched his waist.

The handsome man turned around suddenly, first glanced at the short Song Yu, and then at the beautiful and generous Su Mian. His face turned red and he stammered at Su Mian: "Girl, lady, Shu, A lady should be polite and should not be frivolous or self-deprecating."

Su Mian sneered at Song Yu.

It's not good for a child to be naughty. Most of the time she owes it. Just give her her favorite big mouth.

Song Yu watched Jianglong's ten slaps get closer and closer to him, and ran into an acquaintance.

"Song, Song Yu?" He Shen was knocked down and sat on the ground, instantly grimacing.

It's really a narrow road.

Su Mian collected his inner strength and looked at He Shen condescendingly.

Song Yu quickly lay down in Su Mian's ear and said, "He was the one who tied me up, and last time in Bianjing, he left me and ran away alone."

He Shen wanted to run away, but was blocked by Su Mian's sugar cane: "Little brother, what are you afraid of? We are already here, let's play together for a while."

"You, who are you with the surname Su?" He Shen didn't recognize Su Mian, who was dressed as a woman.

At that time, Su Mian injured his arm and was a one-armed hero.

The one in front of him, in Heshen's eyes, is as beautiful as it is beautiful, but it is also a vicious old nun.

Su Mian smiled and said: "I am his sister, Su Xiaomian. I heard that you are a thief."

"W-what do you want?"

Before He Shen could say anything, Su Mian staged a one-sided beating. He pinned He Shen to the ground and beat him to death, avenging Song Yu's kidnapping.

The people watching the excitement applauded one after another. The people of Qingzhou are tough and fierce. Everyone is tall and powerful, not as delicate as the people from Jiangnan. It is not uncommon for women to beat men.

Fortunately, Michouzo wasn't there.

If he comes, he will definitely feel that the pure place of Buddhism is so noisy and noisy. It is really the end of the Dharma. It is extremely hateful and everyone will fall into the endless hell.

(End of this chapter)