Heroes of the City Edition

In the dark night, a bloody massacre has ended. Dozens of corpses lie on the ground, and broken weapons and weapons are scattered everywhere.

Under the moonlight, the blood and the armor worn by the corpse reflected each other, filling the air with a pungent bloody smell.

What is strange is that in such a fierce battle, a disc that fell on the ground was not broken.

Puff puff puff, there was a sound of snorting, one hoof stepped on the flames, and the war horse covered in bone armor came out of the darkness.

The black-armored knight on the horse looked at the corpses all over the ground, and the flames from his helmet showed that he was a little excited at the moment. After a long silence, the horse's front hooves jumped high and hit the ground forcefully. All the corpses were swept away, and the corpses all over the ground were reduced to ashes in the flames.

The long-handled death scythe in the black armor knight's hand lightly waved towards the undamaged disc in the firelight, a pitch-black crack appeared on the disc, the crack enough to shred any material did not hurt the disc at all, but The disc disappeared without a trace in the astonishment of the black-armored knight.

In early summer and early July, in a small town A county in the province S of China, a burst of yelling enough to make girls blush was heard on the streets at midnight: "I x your mother, who the hell is so wicked, let me catch you, You must be eunuched!!!"

A fat man with a bald head, wearing a plaid shirt with an open chest, a CD inserted between the short hair on his head, red blood dripping down the hair, bloodstains, looking quite scary.

But this master didn't care that much at all, his fat face was trembling ferociously, he pointed his middle finger at the buildings near the street, and kept cursing.

It attracted the attention of the diners who drank beer all night.

A buddy ran over from the side anxiously: "I said Cheng Kong, I'll go to the toilet, why are you pulling your head?" Hearing that familiar voice, the fat man felt dizzy, then fell backwards, and woke up again. When he came, he was already lying in the hospital.

As soon as I woke up, my buddy who played since I was a child almost cried, weeping with joy, this is really not a job for a human being, I paid a salary to find a fat man to drink and drink, and this kind of thing happened, luckily the fat man is fine, otherwise it would be really bad Know how to explain to the fat man's father.

"Fatty, is there any discomfort in your head?"

As soon as the fat man saw the picture of his brother about to cry, he became angry: "It's alright, it's okay, why don't we bleed a little? Let's go, we two brothers go have a drink."

When the buddy heard this, he still drank it, but he firmly disagreed. The fat man insisted on drinking it, but the buddy succumbed.

This fat man's name is Cheng Kong, and he works in the National Land Office of Shuilong Township, County A. Although the salary is not high, he still has some extra money in the countryside, at least it is much easier than other Qingshui yamen.

In addition, the family is running a business, and the money is enough. This person has a little money so he can have fun. He can drink and play cards every day. At 25 six, he is almost thirty. He doesn't even have a formal girlfriend, and his physical activities are full. Is it normal to rely on island romance movies to solve the problem?

Parents looked anxiously, and asked someone to introduce them one by one. Either the fat man didn't like the other party and didn't feel it, or the other party didn't like the fat man, and felt that the fat man looked very wretched when he smiled. In the end, he had to let nature take its course.

That buddy is Yang Lin, from the urban management brigade, who wears a uniform and sees a messy stall or something, a group of people go up to load the car, and then fine them, maintain the city's appearance, and have a bad reputation, but Yang Lin is not bad, except He is a bit vicious at work, and after work, he also helps the old lady cross the road and guides people.

The two have been neighbors since they were young. When they were young, they slept in the same cradle, played very well, and were the kind of buddies who had been eating for each other for a long time.

Later, Yang Lin moved, and the two were still good buddies. They studied in the same class from elementary school to high school. They didn't separate until they failed to enter university and Yang Lin joined the army.

But when Yang Lin came back from the army, the two of them got together again. If they didn't know, they thought they were two disciples of Back Mountain.

After leaving the hospital, the two brothers got into the city management duty car secretly driven by Yang Lin. Put some loot captured by the urban management.

As soon as the accelerator was fired, the Chang'an minivan rushed to the front of the night stand, and immediately caused a commotion in front of the night stand. The owner of the night stand thought that the city management would work overtime at night to make a surprise inspection, and was so frightened that he trembled all over. After he reacted, a Strong smoke.

The fat man smoked as soon as he picked it up. He liked the feeling that others were afraid of him. He casually spit out a smoke ring and asked the boss to bring two boxes of Shancheng beer into the truck, packed some snacks, and threw down a [-] Volume, Little Changan went home with smoke coming out of his butt.

The owner of the night stand picked up 50 rolls and cursed inwardly: "md, the appetizers are free!"

It wasn't that Cheng Kong deliberately took advantage of it. The night was dark and he was bleeding a lot, so he was not so clear-headed. He mistook 50 volumes for 100 volumes and thought he had tipped him, so he had a very proud face.

At the door of Fatty's house, Fatty went straight upstairs and opened the door. The reason was that the wounded could not do heavy physical work. Yang Lin had no choice but to go up and down the eighth floor twice before moving the beer up.

Carrying a heavy beer crate, Yang Lin wondered why the fat man didn't lose any weight when he lived on the eighth floor?This can only show that Fatty is too good to eat!

The fat man's parents went to bed early, the fat man and Yang Lin moved the beer into the fat man's room lightly, spread the newspapers on the floor, put the snacks on the table, and directly touched their buttocks on the ground.

Holding the bottle with his right hand, he pried it hard with chopsticks with his left hand, and with a puff, the bottle cap flew out, and snow-white foam gushed out from the mouth of the bottle.

The two of them aimed at the bottle and poured it. One bottle went down, another bottle was added, and the appetizers were only half eaten, and the wine was gone.

The two of them also felt that they were getting along. The newspaper was rolled up and thrown into the garbage basket, and Yang Lin left and went back. The fat man didn't allow him to leave, and he was afraid that he would have an accident while driving after drinking.

But Yang Lin said that I still feel a little safe sleeping in my own bed, and I don’t feel safe sleeping with you at all, and the chrysanthemum is not guaranteed.

Cheng Kong wondered how he kicked Yang Lin a lot when he was in the cradle with Yang Lin, otherwise why would this kid be so unforgettable?

As soon as Yang Lin left, the fat man regained his energy. He was the type who became more excited as he drank more. He fumbled in his pocket, and found out the disc that hurt him. Yang Lin was going to use this as a criminal evidence. I asked the doctor for it, otherwise it would have been thrown into the trash can.

He rushed to the computer and turned it on. The fat man inserted the disc into the drive with a wretched smile on his face. He guessed that the disc was an AV movie. The toilet paper beside the computer was ready. Hey, just wait and see. up.

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