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Chapter 306 Test Tube Baby
The reason why Sauron took out this scale that has been treasured for a long time is just to clear up the doubts in his heart. Just like what Don Quixote said, an ordinary human has no chance to kill a lord-level horse. For a monster, it's like no matter how badly Safman is injured, an ordinary person will not have any chance to kill her, so he also has some doubts over the years, is it because this monster has encountered a dragon? At that time, I had no ability to resist, so I was picked up by myself
Don Quixote took over the shiny silver scales. The scales looked like they were made of mithril, but they felt horny to the touch. Although he had never seen a giant dragon, the scales on them His aura cannot be faked, that faint domineering, "That's right, these should be the scales of the silver dragon"
After returning the scales to Sauron, Don Quixote said lightly, "According to my guess, it should be that this pregnant beast met the silver dragon unluckily, and the three holes on its head should be the silver dragon's. What was left when walking its magic crystal was just because it was powerful, so it didn't die on the spot. Maybe it died of exhaustion after meeting you, maybe you really stabbed it to death, but how? It's all good, it's all in the past anyway, please relax now, I want to check your body"
"Okay," Soran put away the scale, leaned on the sofa with his eyes closed, as if he was taking a lunch break
-----[
"It seems that this guy is also a person with some luck," Xia Donghai, who had been eavesdropping on the side, suddenly interrupted when Don Quixote was using his psychic power to check Sauron's body.
"Luck" Don Quixote muttered a few words in his heart, "If I have to pay the price of losing the ability of a man, even if I am given a mage in the field, a woman of the God of Dharma, I will not change it, but in that case , he is really lucky to be able to survive, to be able to give birth to a monster of Luo Li's class, I am afraid that with a light paw, this man can be smashed into noodles."
"Not necessarily, if it is a silver armored dragon, maybe it really isn't a matter of his luck."
"Have you ever seen a dragon with that scale"
"I've seen it." Xia Yadonghai smiled disdainfully, "Don't you think this scale looks familiar?"
Hearing his tone, Don Quixote carefully recalled the scales just now. Sure enough, although the colors are different, both the pattern and the style of the scales are the same as the set of golden dragon scale armor worn by his wife. , "Goddess Mystra, senior, you won't tell me"
"Ha, did you think of it? That's right, the suit of armor your wife is wearing was made by catching a giant dragon and skinning it. At that time, I even had the urge to slaughter all the reptiles. How dare you call us the same name as our dragon clan. Later, because of some other things, I forgot about it."
"But I don't like silver very much. You must know that gold is the most noble in my hometown, so I dyed it into gold. I used dragon bones to make a dragon scale sword, but it was a pity that it was not the same as Apollo. Ding, when I was fighting, I slashed her with my hand, and the sword broke, and I threw the rest of it away, and I don’t know where to throw it. Otherwise, your wife is at least the king of knights now, even though it’s a fake King of Knights"
"Oh my God," Don Quixote would have jumped up and cursed at Xia Donghai if he hadn't been in Sauron's house at this time.Obviously, wearing an armor made of dragon skin, if the dragons find out, it will definitely be an endless hatred, and it will be a reckless disaster for Xiaya Donghai. Why didn't you tell me earlier? If you encounter a dragon"
"You didn't kill her, and you're still a voter of Osiris, so what's so scary about you?"
"I can't compare to you," Don Quixote sighed to himself, "who knows if they will take their anger out on me, or my wife, it's no fun to be cared about by the most powerful race in the world , I have decided that Kyle will never wear that armor in public again.”
"By the way, senior," as Xia Ya Donghai said, Don Quixote is the chosen one of the god of death, as long as he is careful about this matter, it's not a big deal, so he doesn't bother to dwell on this issue anymore, " You may not mean what you said just now? Does the silver dragon have any special damage to these monsters? If you just pick off the magic crystal, although you will definitely die in the end, but judging from the lord-level monsters, at least they can survive for a while"
"Didn't I tell you before? Whether it's the world of Faerun or our prehistoric world, dragons are born with a particularly strong sexuality. This silver-armored dragon is special among giant dragons."
"Crack!" Don Quixote held his forehead, "Senior, don't you mean?"
"Almost. According to my guess, this silver armored dragon should have had sex with this pregnant monster forcibly for a period of time, and took its magic crystal before leaving. After all, monsters of the lord level, their The magic crystal is not only huge, but also sparkling, but you should be able to imagine it. It is good luck that it was not killed on the spot by a giant dragon, so, in my opinion, it is not the luck of this man named Sauron Okay, but that monster is out of luck."
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"Lord Don Quixote, can I still be cured of my illness?"
Although Don Quixote was chatting happily with Xia Donghai, in fact, they were talking through the soul. In fact, during this time, Sauron's study was very quiet, so Sauron saw Don Quixote De suddenly held his forehead, thinking that there was nothing he could do, the glimmer of hope that had finally been ignited in his heart seemed to be crumbling.
"I just analyzed your soul too carefully, so it's just a slight headache." Hearing Sauron's tone, Don Quixote guessed what this guy was thinking, "The specific result will have to wait a little bit "[
"Okay," Sauron heaved a sigh of relief, "Then you continue."
"Senior, I've never seen this giant dragon before. But it's so big, how could it possibly follow?"
"Human form," Xia Donghai replied quickly, and his tone was so natural that he knew that he had done this kind of thing a lot, "Look at how cute that little devil wolf named Luo Li is, her The mother is not much worse, so she was forced to have sex by the silver armored dragon in human form. After the magic crystal was dug out, the wolf could not maintain the human form. As for the scale, it should have been embedded at that time It got into the body of the demon wolf, of course, it is also possible that the silver dragon deliberately stuffed it in for stimulation, you know, in this case, it will instinctively shrink because of the pain."
"Stop!" Don Quixote stopped Xia Donghai's words in his heart in time, "What I hate the most in my life is this kind of forced copulatory person, if this kind of thing is not what you want, what's the point! To be honest, my impression of the Dragon Clan is already quite bad.”
"Haha, that's, that's..." Xia Donghai, who seemed to have a weak tone, said haha, "Like our golden dragon clan. It's always your wish. By the way, what is the problem with this man?"
Don Quixote is not the moral emperor, but he really dislikes this kind of thing, but all this is just Xiaya Donghai's guess.And seeing that the old guy wanted to change the subject, he didn't want to pester him anymore.
"His soul and body have no problems, including the perception circuit, which are all normal, so this is a psychological problem. If a male sexual organ wants to get an erection, it needs the soul to give instructions through the brain, or give the sexual organs A certain stimulation, but if his subconscious resists or does not recognize this stimulation, it will stop it, and in my opinion, the nightmare left in the deepest part of his heart must still think that his sexual organs do not exist, so Even deleting that part of the memory is useless, as for the solution, reshape the memory, or let him re-experience that part of the memory and break the nightmare by himself."
"So simple?"
"Then what do you think?"
"Then why didn't he before"
"Simplicity is relative to me. The rarest soul mages in the world of Faerun are soul mages. Other mages may know a few spells that can read memory. How can he, a businessman, meet a ring mage who specializes in soul magic like me?"
"Let's talk about it. Even if we do meet, if any man you think will see the mage, tell him, I'm not good here, help me reshape my memory, let alone whether he can speak, tell him the most The important soul is given to the mage to modify, if the mage does something to his soul, then he will really regret it for the rest of his life."
"What about now? You've only met him a few times. He just believes in Sanqing, I know, it's the good fortune of the primordial purple energy"
"That's not necessarily the case," Don Quixote rubbed his forehead slowly, "He told me about this matter, he is probably a bit old, he is a dead horse as a living horse doctor, expecting me to have some other method , What happened yesterday is probably also an inducement. He also knows that if he dies suddenly now, it is still very easy to frame a careless monster like Luo Li, so he also wants to leave a few descendants. In that way, the previous That kind of plan is meaningless, but if I want to do something in this guy's soul, such as making him a solid ally of our chamber of commerce, I need to do something else to make the transition. Safman is eyeing you, be careful in everything"
----
"Hiss~" Don Quixote lit a cigarette for himself, "Your Majesty Sauron, I have already understood your illness. Now, I have two methods to treat your illness. I will tell you both once. Which method is up to you to choose"
"Okay, please tell me"
Don Quixote nodded slightly, "First of all, it can be said that the fundamental way to treat your disease is to reshape that memory for you from the depths of your soul."
"Another thing is, there is no problem with your male organs, so I can help you extract them." Speaking of this, Don Quixote paused, because he found that there is no word for sperm in the Germanic language, and he He didn't know what words to use to call it, and finally he decided to add a foreign word, "sperm. It is the thing used by human beings to reproduce. I believe you should have seen it when you were young."
"Oh," Sauron suddenly realized, "You're talking about white urine!"
"Pfft~white pee" Don Quixote laughed hard in his heart.An apt name though, because the sperm are indeed white, healthy sperm
"Yes, this method is safer. You can find a dozen or twenty young and healthy women. I can use the extracted white urine to make them pregnant together. Then next year you will have a large number of direct blood relatives. Of course, the disadvantage of this method is that there is still no way to use it, that is to say, you still cannot enjoy the happiness that a man should have”[
Although Don Quixote didn't make his words too clear, Sauron already understood his meaning. Obviously, the meaning is, if you believe me, I can help you become a real man, but if You don't believe that so much, I can take a step back and let you have a group of direct blood relatives, which can be regarded as completing your confession in a disguised form
"I said boy, you still have this kind of ability"
"So I tell you, don't underestimate life alchemy at any time. The end of this road also has its truth!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to read.)
ps: 360-degree kneeling and begging for tickets in the ice and snow is already horrible. No monthly tickets, no rewards, just tickets. I hope you readers will support me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~(_)~~~~
Don Quixote took over the shiny silver scales. The scales looked like they were made of mithril, but they felt horny to the touch. Although he had never seen a giant dragon, the scales on them His aura cannot be faked, that faint domineering, "That's right, these should be the scales of the silver dragon"
After returning the scales to Sauron, Don Quixote said lightly, "According to my guess, it should be that this pregnant beast met the silver dragon unluckily, and the three holes on its head should be the silver dragon's. What was left when walking its magic crystal was just because it was powerful, so it didn't die on the spot. Maybe it died of exhaustion after meeting you, maybe you really stabbed it to death, but how? It's all good, it's all in the past anyway, please relax now, I want to check your body"
"Okay," Soran put away the scale, leaned on the sofa with his eyes closed, as if he was taking a lunch break
-----[
"It seems that this guy is also a person with some luck," Xia Donghai, who had been eavesdropping on the side, suddenly interrupted when Don Quixote was using his psychic power to check Sauron's body.
"Luck" Don Quixote muttered a few words in his heart, "If I have to pay the price of losing the ability of a man, even if I am given a mage in the field, a woman of the God of Dharma, I will not change it, but in that case , he is really lucky to be able to survive, to be able to give birth to a monster of Luo Li's class, I am afraid that with a light paw, this man can be smashed into noodles."
"Not necessarily, if it is a silver armored dragon, maybe it really isn't a matter of his luck."
"Have you ever seen a dragon with that scale"
"I've seen it." Xia Yadonghai smiled disdainfully, "Don't you think this scale looks familiar?"
Hearing his tone, Don Quixote carefully recalled the scales just now. Sure enough, although the colors are different, both the pattern and the style of the scales are the same as the set of golden dragon scale armor worn by his wife. , "Goddess Mystra, senior, you won't tell me"
"Ha, did you think of it? That's right, the suit of armor your wife is wearing was made by catching a giant dragon and skinning it. At that time, I even had the urge to slaughter all the reptiles. How dare you call us the same name as our dragon clan. Later, because of some other things, I forgot about it."
"But I don't like silver very much. You must know that gold is the most noble in my hometown, so I dyed it into gold. I used dragon bones to make a dragon scale sword, but it was a pity that it was not the same as Apollo. Ding, when I was fighting, I slashed her with my hand, and the sword broke, and I threw the rest of it away, and I don’t know where to throw it. Otherwise, your wife is at least the king of knights now, even though it’s a fake King of Knights"
"Oh my God," Don Quixote would have jumped up and cursed at Xia Donghai if he hadn't been in Sauron's house at this time.Obviously, wearing an armor made of dragon skin, if the dragons find out, it will definitely be an endless hatred, and it will be a reckless disaster for Xiaya Donghai. Why didn't you tell me earlier? If you encounter a dragon"
"You didn't kill her, and you're still a voter of Osiris, so what's so scary about you?"
"I can't compare to you," Don Quixote sighed to himself, "who knows if they will take their anger out on me, or my wife, it's no fun to be cared about by the most powerful race in the world , I have decided that Kyle will never wear that armor in public again.”
"By the way, senior," as Xia Ya Donghai said, Don Quixote is the chosen one of the god of death, as long as he is careful about this matter, it's not a big deal, so he doesn't bother to dwell on this issue anymore, " You may not mean what you said just now? Does the silver dragon have any special damage to these monsters? If you just pick off the magic crystal, although you will definitely die in the end, but judging from the lord-level monsters, at least they can survive for a while"
"Didn't I tell you before? Whether it's the world of Faerun or our prehistoric world, dragons are born with a particularly strong sexuality. This silver-armored dragon is special among giant dragons."
"Crack!" Don Quixote held his forehead, "Senior, don't you mean?"
"Almost. According to my guess, this silver armored dragon should have had sex with this pregnant monster forcibly for a period of time, and took its magic crystal before leaving. After all, monsters of the lord level, their The magic crystal is not only huge, but also sparkling, but you should be able to imagine it. It is good luck that it was not killed on the spot by a giant dragon, so, in my opinion, it is not the luck of this man named Sauron Okay, but that monster is out of luck."
-----
"Lord Don Quixote, can I still be cured of my illness?"
Although Don Quixote was chatting happily with Xia Donghai, in fact, they were talking through the soul. In fact, during this time, Sauron's study was very quiet, so Sauron saw Don Quixote De suddenly held his forehead, thinking that there was nothing he could do, the glimmer of hope that had finally been ignited in his heart seemed to be crumbling.
"I just analyzed your soul too carefully, so it's just a slight headache." Hearing Sauron's tone, Don Quixote guessed what this guy was thinking, "The specific result will have to wait a little bit "[
"Okay," Sauron heaved a sigh of relief, "Then you continue."
"Senior, I've never seen this giant dragon before. But it's so big, how could it possibly follow?"
"Human form," Xia Donghai replied quickly, and his tone was so natural that he knew that he had done this kind of thing a lot, "Look at how cute that little devil wolf named Luo Li is, her The mother is not much worse, so she was forced to have sex by the silver armored dragon in human form. After the magic crystal was dug out, the wolf could not maintain the human form. As for the scale, it should have been embedded at that time It got into the body of the demon wolf, of course, it is also possible that the silver dragon deliberately stuffed it in for stimulation, you know, in this case, it will instinctively shrink because of the pain."
"Stop!" Don Quixote stopped Xia Donghai's words in his heart in time, "What I hate the most in my life is this kind of forced copulatory person, if this kind of thing is not what you want, what's the point! To be honest, my impression of the Dragon Clan is already quite bad.”
"Haha, that's, that's..." Xia Donghai, who seemed to have a weak tone, said haha, "Like our golden dragon clan. It's always your wish. By the way, what is the problem with this man?"
Don Quixote is not the moral emperor, but he really dislikes this kind of thing, but all this is just Xiaya Donghai's guess.And seeing that the old guy wanted to change the subject, he didn't want to pester him anymore.
"His soul and body have no problems, including the perception circuit, which are all normal, so this is a psychological problem. If a male sexual organ wants to get an erection, it needs the soul to give instructions through the brain, or give the sexual organs A certain stimulation, but if his subconscious resists or does not recognize this stimulation, it will stop it, and in my opinion, the nightmare left in the deepest part of his heart must still think that his sexual organs do not exist, so Even deleting that part of the memory is useless, as for the solution, reshape the memory, or let him re-experience that part of the memory and break the nightmare by himself."
"So simple?"
"Then what do you think?"
"Then why didn't he before"
"Simplicity is relative to me. The rarest soul mages in the world of Faerun are soul mages. Other mages may know a few spells that can read memory. How can he, a businessman, meet a ring mage who specializes in soul magic like me?"
"Let's talk about it. Even if we do meet, if any man you think will see the mage, tell him, I'm not good here, help me reshape my memory, let alone whether he can speak, tell him the most The important soul is given to the mage to modify, if the mage does something to his soul, then he will really regret it for the rest of his life."
"What about now? You've only met him a few times. He just believes in Sanqing, I know, it's the good fortune of the primordial purple energy"
"That's not necessarily the case," Don Quixote rubbed his forehead slowly, "He told me about this matter, he is probably a bit old, he is a dead horse as a living horse doctor, expecting me to have some other method , What happened yesterday is probably also an inducement. He also knows that if he dies suddenly now, it is still very easy to frame a careless monster like Luo Li, so he also wants to leave a few descendants. In that way, the previous That kind of plan is meaningless, but if I want to do something in this guy's soul, such as making him a solid ally of our chamber of commerce, I need to do something else to make the transition. Safman is eyeing you, be careful in everything"
----
"Hiss~" Don Quixote lit a cigarette for himself, "Your Majesty Sauron, I have already understood your illness. Now, I have two methods to treat your illness. I will tell you both once. Which method is up to you to choose"
"Okay, please tell me"
Don Quixote nodded slightly, "First of all, it can be said that the fundamental way to treat your disease is to reshape that memory for you from the depths of your soul."
"Another thing is, there is no problem with your male organs, so I can help you extract them." Speaking of this, Don Quixote paused, because he found that there is no word for sperm in the Germanic language, and he He didn't know what words to use to call it, and finally he decided to add a foreign word, "sperm. It is the thing used by human beings to reproduce. I believe you should have seen it when you were young."
"Oh," Sauron suddenly realized, "You're talking about white urine!"
"Pfft~white pee" Don Quixote laughed hard in his heart.An apt name though, because the sperm are indeed white, healthy sperm
"Yes, this method is safer. You can find a dozen or twenty young and healthy women. I can use the extracted white urine to make them pregnant together. Then next year you will have a large number of direct blood relatives. Of course, the disadvantage of this method is that there is still no way to use it, that is to say, you still cannot enjoy the happiness that a man should have”[
Although Don Quixote didn't make his words too clear, Sauron already understood his meaning. Obviously, the meaning is, if you believe me, I can help you become a real man, but if You don't believe that so much, I can take a step back and let you have a group of direct blood relatives, which can be regarded as completing your confession in a disguised form
"I said boy, you still have this kind of ability"
"So I tell you, don't underestimate life alchemy at any time. The end of this road also has its truth!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to read.)
ps: 360-degree kneeling and begging for tickets in the ice and snow is already horrible. No monthly tickets, no rewards, just tickets. I hope you readers will support me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~(_)~~~~
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