free lich

As a qualified pervert, the three things you can never say to a woman are, you are getting fat, you are getting old, and you are becoming ugly. Normally speaking, saying these three words to a woman is actually no different from courting your own death.

For Don Quixote, he would never make such a low-level mistake, but Osiris's big change made him stunned, so he couldn't help but speak his mind, and even began to doubt him. I heard a saying before that people will become more mature as they gain weight. Obviously, in Don Quixote's view, there seems to be only such an explanation, because pregnancy leads to weight gain, which makes Osiris It is no longer the three goddesses of the past, but has become more flesh and blood, and to a certain extent, she is closer to the character of her younger sister, the goddess of time, Fira, that is, a word is added in the middle of the goddess, female demon god!

So, after saying this, Don Quixote regretted it, because he clearly saw that the smile on Osiris's face was even sweeter, and it really had a different sense of beauty with that shallow double chin. , if the former Osiris was an iceberg beauty, then the current Osiris should be a candy beauty. Her slightly fat figure conceals her own coldness, but makes her look cuter than before. But after this cuteness, no matter how Don Quixote looked at it, it seemed that there was a demon from the abyss hidden inside, "That, I mean plump, the great Osiris-sama"

"Little mage Don Quixote," Osiris, who looked at her arms and rubbed her belly, no longer knelt on the bed, but straightened her arms towards Don Quixote. legs.certainly.Covered with a long dress.Don Quixote could see nothing but a pair of feet wearing black stockings. Then, last time it was one foot, this time it was two feet, and they stepped on Don Quixote's face at the same time With a hard kick, Don Quixote flew upside down again.And Osiris, who was in a very upset mood, did not use her divine power to catch Don Quixote, but softened the walls of the palace. Unsurprisingly, Don Quixote was embedded in it! "You haven't answered my question yet! In your eyes, what kind of man is a good man?"

"Bang!" After pulling himself out of the wall, Don Quixote patted the dust on his body in frustration, and then used magic to throw all the residue on the ground and the wall into the river Styx outside, and then returned When he got to the bed, he half-knelt down again.It's not that he has no temper, but when there is too much difference in strength.Either die or kneel and lick. Don Quixote can choose only to kneel and lick. Of course, Osiris will never give Don Quixote a chance to lick her own feet. , Guan was shy, because in her opinion, it was an insult to a person, especially the man she loved, and she was very satisfied by kicking him casually to vent.

"Go back to Osiris." Seeing Osiris who seemed to be no longer angry, Don Quixote also secretly heaved a sigh of relief. When a woman is in an unreasonable state, if that man is really a bastard , he was really not sure about convincing Osiris, "I dare not say what kind of man is a good man, because the scope is too wide, but I can say that if you want to be a good man, there must be one The standard is to be responsible. It’s not that your servant doesn’t want to serve you. It’s just that he didn’t show up to see you even once when you were pregnant. No matter how many other advantages he has, in my heart , he must not be a good man!"

Looking at Don Quixote with a serious face, Osiris was both angry and funny in her heart. What was so angry was that this fool couldn't see how good she was to him at all. Being good was beyond common sense. The world is afraid that she is the only true god who is so good to her voters, and he still believes so much that the great goddess Osiris will have children with other men.

The one laughing is Don Quixote's serious look. Obviously, in his mind, his status as a super backer is extremely important. Although there is a certain reason because he longs for his own power, Osiris can I can feel that he really cares about himself more in his heart, and he is afraid that he will be deceived by someone.

Thinking of this, Osiris no longer intends to continue teasing this man, if it continues, it will hurt Don Quixote's sensitive heart, as perhaps the only person in the world who can perceive Don Quixote's thoughts God, she knows Don Quixote too well. In a sense, this man is emotionally clean, that is to say, when there is a third person in the relationship between two people, and the other person is a little wavering Not sure, he will take the initiative to choose to quit instead of fighting for it, let alone getting pregnant. If this matter does not give him a reasonable explanation, then Osiris can be sure that she may never want to be loved by this man in her life . [

In fact, at this very moment, Osiris already felt through the hidden connection that Don Quixote only had respect for her, and that feeling of ambiguous liking was on the verge of dissipating. The existence of 'that man', it will disappear and never come back, this is not what Osiris wants, "Are you sure you want to see that man?"

"Of course," Don Quixote nodded solemnly, "The sooner the better, and besides, I still have something to discuss with him, about how to restore your strength!" Obviously, Don Quixote felt that I can't convince Osiris, maybe that man can, but not necessarily.

"Okay." Finally, Osiris nodded, "Come here."

"Ah?" Don Quixote was stunned for a moment, obviously he didn't understand Osiris' intentions, and recently, he hadn't received any thoughts from Osiris for a long time, but he still asked After walking a few steps forward, this time the whole person was completely stuck to the side of the bed, so close that Osiris could touch him with her hand.

"Little Mage Don Quixote," Osiris' voice suddenly became so cold.There was also a hint of resentment in it. "Do you really think that your greatest goddess, Osiris, will have children with other men?" Then a loud slap was slapped on Don Quixote's face, which can be regarded as letting Osiris out Take a breath!

"As a servant of the great goddess Osiris, you can't even guess what the goddess is thinking!" As she said, Osiris slapped her backhand again, and slapped the dazed Don Quixote's face in another direction. On the one hand, "You actually think that the great Osiris is such a casual woman. If you were not my chosen one, I would have thrown you into the River Styx. Sink to the deepest part of the River Styx!"

The burning pain was Don Quixote's first feeling, but he could still bear the pain. He cared more about Osiris' attitude, and his keen sense of smell told him that Osiris was really angry. , and since knowing her, this is probably the angriest she has ever been. The most direct evidence is the tear in the corner of her eye, which is the grievance after being disbelieved.

"Great goddess. Please don't be angry, I know I'm wrong." Don Quixote lowered his head. From Osiris's words, the only thing he could tell was that this true god didn't seem to know When has she turned into a normal deceiving woman, and she also possesses super acting skills that can deceive mages in the field of souls, allowing herself to slip in foolishly, and finally get kicked and slapped for nothing.

"You're right!" A very common tone, usually spoken by women, is an ironic way of using language that actually means, 'How the hell did you know it was wrong? 'the meaning of.

"It's really wrong, please forgive your servant's knowledge, my lord goddess."

"you are right!"

""——

Nonsense, inexplicable, this word flashed in Don Quixote's mind, and it is very suitable for the angry Osiris. Obviously, from Don Quixote's point of view, Osiris is venting. Depressed in her heart, being suspected by her most trusted voters that she went out to find wild men and gave birth to such shameful things, if she didn't kill herself, it has proved that she is really good to herself. For a woman with this kind of attribute, the best way is to follow her train of thought, circling around her feels boring, so she will stop messing around, "Could it be that, Lady Osiris, are you really pregnant?"

"Well," Osiris touched her chin with some melancholy, "otherwise, she wouldn't even be able to control her body shape and become so fat!"

"Then you said just now that you can't give birth to other people." [

"uh-huh."

"That is to say, the true god can conceive without a man?"

"cannot!"

Hearing this, Don Quixote couldn't help being overjoyed. Obviously, the next question will put Osiris in a dead end. In this way, this matter can pass away, and he can use this opportunity to change the topic Discuss with Osiris the idea of ​​the reincarnation of life and death that he has been thinking about for a long time. With such a long preparation for recovering the earth-bound spirits, Don Quixote has reason to believe that Osiris should still receive some good faith .

"You are pregnant, you didn't have children with other men, and you can't conceive yourself, then," said Don Quixote, with a flushed face, and looked at Osiris with a smile, "your servant has A question arises, who does this child belong to?"

"Plop~" Osiris leaned against the head of the bed, pulled the quilt over and covered herself, and then gave Don Quixote a resentful look, "Your."

"Master Goddess, can you stop making trouble?".

"How dare you doubt the great goddess Osiris?" As she spoke, she raised her hand again, intending to punch Don Quixote, but unfortunately, her posture was like a tortoise turned upside down. I can wave my arms in the air a few times, but I can't reach Don Quixote.

"It's not that I don't believe it," Don Quixote smiled wryly, moved his face closer, and after Osiris stroked lightly a few times, he put down his arm in satisfaction, "Osiris Lord Si, if you say this, as your servant, I am shocked, terrified, and of course happy, your beauty is second to none in the world, whoever can become your husband will be luckier than becoming a true god, but, " Looking at Osiris who was being flattered with a happy face, Don Quixote sighed, "You should be clear that this so-called pregnancy can only be completed with the cooperation of two people. Your most loyal voter seems to be There is no such disrespectful memory of you."

"Humble voter," Osiris yawned, "stick out your head."

"As ordered."

Although it is said that Osiris has emotional fragments, in fact she is still reluctant to speak, and speaking, it will always be a bit weird to describe this matter in words, so she still plans to use the two most commonly used words in the past. The means, that is the communication of consciousness!

Obviously, this goddess has already planned to tell the whole story. She didn't say it at the beginning because she was emotionally confused at that time, and she didn't know what to say. Later, after her emotions stabilized, she still didn't say it because the goddess finally She still has her own reserve and arrogance. She must wait for Don Quixote to speak first, so that she will feel that she is valued. If Don Quixote is like a blind man, she will never doubt why she has changed. , then she even decides not to tell Don Quixote for the rest of her life that he has a child! (to be continued...)

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