Disastrous year!Before the whole family is wiped out, a little blessing falls from the sky!
Chapter 400 The most unlucky guy in ancient times!
The madam tried her best not to faint, and quickly made arrangements.
The best room, the most beautiful girl Yue Xin was pushed directly in and respectfully waited for the arrival of the "groom officer".
As for Zhao Jincheng, he wished he could find a hole in the ground to hide himself in. He could pretend to be the same as others, but when he met the prince, he would definitely be rubbish that was worse than a little finger.
You know, his father would go to great lengths to lick the prince. If he heard that he was competing with the prince for prostitutes, he would probably be the first to break his leg and give it to the prince to vent his anger!
Everyone also felt that watching a great show relieved the regret of not being a groom, so they all found their favorite women and went to drink and spend the night together.
After leaving the crowd, Zhao Jincheng no longer had to hide, so he felt a little angry and unconvinced. He scolded me for a long time and then started to beat and scold me, "You useless thing, it's a bad day to come here, but you chose today to make me look embarrassed. You're happy!"
Zhao Guier hugged his head and tried to think of a way to avoid it. Not to mention the pain, he actually had an idea flash in his mind and whispered, "Master, master, don't get angry! I have a way to make you vent your anger!"
Zhao Jincheng had long been drained of his body by alcohol and sex. After only a few blows, he was out of breath and asked, "What can I do? Tell me quickly! If you dare to harm me again, I will throw you to the dogs!"
Zhao Guier hurriedly came forward and explained in detail.
It turns out that he just saw where those noble people went!
"Master, I have served you here many times. I am really familiar with this place! Just now I saw Miss Yue Xin going to Plum Blossom Villa. She must have spent the night in the east bedroom of the main house. Of course those noble people will also go there. !
"The east bedroom of the main house of Meihua Xiaozhu is next to the courtyard wall. There is a small utility room outside the courtyard wall, which is also a place for the gatekeeper to rest on weekdays. These old ladies are very thoughtful, so they would dig a hole to watch the excitement. .
"You have to know the bits and pieces of news that are usually circulated in this courtyard, such as Miss Cai Die has a red mole on her butt, and a certain young man is less than half good at doing things, but they all come from them!"
Zhao Jincheng's eyes became brighter and brighter as he heard this, and he smiled evilly and proudly, "You mean, we can go to the utility room..."
"That's right, sir! Miss Yue Xin was originally yours, and you should be the groom tonight, but that guy got in the way. We can't afford to offend her, but it's okay to just watch the fun secretly!"
It has to be said that Zhao Gui'er knows his master very well, and Zhao Jincheng is not a "brave man", and he often thinks about things to cheer him up.
The so-called wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a thief, and a thief is worse than a concubine who cannot steal!
Today, Miss Yue Xin’s first night is one that cannot be stolen. If he could peek at it, it would probably make the master more excited than having Miss Yue Xin in his arms in the house!
Zhao Jincheng rubbed his hands, two villains fighting in his mind. One was scared and urged his legs to go home, while the other was itchy and urged his legs to go outside the Meihua Xiaozhu.
In the end, the latter won complete victory!
Zhao Guier was a clever talker, so he took ten taels of silver and entered the utility room. Soon, an old woman came out of the house happily and disappeared at the entrance of the garden.
Zhao Jincheng saw Zhao Guier waving his hands, then hurriedly walked over and ducked into the house.
Zhao Guier quickly showed off, "Master, this wife's son is Feng Han. She was just about to go back home because she was lazy. When the villain persuaded her, she agreed, and she also..."
He smiled evilly and pushed away a high stool in the corner of the room, revealing a hole as big as a red date!
Zhao Jincheng was so happy that he gave Zhao Guier a thumbs up and then got closer.
It has to be said that the hole was located at an excellent location, facing the carved pear wood bed in the room. The gauze on the bed had not fallen down, and a man and a woman were rolling around to their heart's content.
The woman scolded her from time to time, and occasionally choked up as if she was being bullied. Needless to say, it was Miss Yue Xin.
But there was something strange about the man pressing on her, for no other reason than that he was too old.
It’s not the middle-aged scribe who just came forward, nor is it the third prince who is the master behind it!
This is strange!
Zhao Jincheng did not allow him to think too much, but the old groom and young bride in the room seemed to have reached a critical point. He tried his best to raise his feet, trying to see clearly, but he couldn't help but secretly cursed in his heart, what a pig! With such a good oiran in his arms, the old man didn’t even hold on to half a cup of tea. What a pity!
As a result, before he could finish his rant, Miss Yue Xin shouted from inside the room, "Master, Master Huang! What's wrong with you?"
It's a pity that after she asked several questions, the old man lying on her body still didn't move!
She finally couldn't help but scream, "Someone, help, help!"
Almost before the words were spoken, the door was suddenly kicked open, and two guards and a man in his twenties rushed in immediately.
When they saw the old man lying motionless on Yue Xin, they were so shocked that they didn't react for a long time.
Yuexin cried so hard that she choked and begged for mercy, "Help, turn him down! Call the doctor..."
doctor?
These two words were like spring thunder, finally waking up the few people who rushed in. The man in front yelled with a trembling voice, "Royal doctor, send the imperial doctor!"
Zhao Jincheng, who was hiding behind the hole with his eyes as wide as bells, fearing that he might miss the excitement, suddenly felt weak in his legs!
Royal doctor?
Who can use an imperial physician? Of course it is the one on the dragon throne!
So, tonight’s groom is...
He couldn't hold on any longer, and he tilted his body and fell to the flower bench beside him!
The flower bench and the flower pot were smashed together with a loud crash and the sound was scary.
Someone next door heard the noise immediately, and two guards jumped over from the wall, kicked in the window and dragged Zhao Jincheng out like a dead dog.
Zhao Jincheng's intestines turned green with regret, and he wished he could turn back time. Why is he so greedy about other people's beds? Now he's probably going to die!
But there were so many people peeping in the world, how come he was the only one who saw the Emperor PJ!
Unlucky, really unlucky!
The two guards directly pulled the rag on the window sill, stuffed it into Zhao Jincheng's mouth and turned it back.
At this moment, the old man next door had been carried down. The middle-aged scribe who strangled the old man must have still breathed a sigh of relief.
Several guards were frightened and turned pale, but they still remembered to whisper their advice, "Your Highness, Third Prince, hurry back to the palace! You can't stay here. The traces that need to be dealt with have been dealt with. Even if something happens, we won't be able to find you!"
Needless to say, that young man is the third prince!
When he came back from the North, he felt that nothing was going well for him, so he wanted to go out and have some fun.
As a result, the emperor also felt that the palace was boring. The concubines everywhere were like moths to a flame. They came to pester him wherever he went. However, those faces were the ones he was tired of seeing. They were not new at all.
So, the emperor took a few guards out for a walk, and happened to meet his son at the street corner.
What's even more coincidental is that the third prince came here for the courtesan. Naturally, the third prince paid for it and his father became the groom!
Time is not forgiving. The emperor is not too old, but he is not too young either. The whole day of sensuality has already destroyed the foundation. The fact that he could still act normally before was the result of the hard work of the imperial doctors.
Before coming out this time, he took a refreshing elixir, and he was excited about being a groom. The combination of the two made him... immediately windy! (End of chapter)
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