Destroy the world, Lord Demon

Chapter 5 Lord Demon King, We Need a Maid!

() In the morning, with the glory of the Supreme God shining on the earth again, people started a busy day again.And Ozzy was in the kitchen preparing breakfast.

Just as Ozzy was holding a pan in his left hand and a shovel in his right, and was preparing to fry eggs, Mona suddenly jumped out!

"Master Demon King! You are the Demon King now! How can a Demon King cook by himself!?"

Oz: "...I'm going to eat northwest wind if I don't cook!?"

"So, Lord Demon King, let's find a maid!"

Hearing what Mona said suddenly, Ozzy couldn't help complaining: "This idea sounds good. But just to hire a maid just because you don't have to cook? You think I'm a local tycoon with too much money to spend ah!?"

"Young man, you are out of date!" Mona shook her little hand and said solemnly, "It's a maid, not a maid!"

Oz: "...is there a difference?"

"The difference is huge!" Mona seemed to ignite a raging fire. "A maid is hired with money, but a maid is absolutely loyal to her master! A qualified maid must have loyalty, dedication, beauty, almighty, Saving, tenacity, immortality, and certain killing, these eight abilities!"

"A maid should treat her master with absolute [loyalty] and selfless [dedication]! The master's happiness is the maid's happiness! The pain of the master is the pain of the maid! The order of the master is the direction of the maid! Master , is everything to a maid!"

"In addition, the maid must also have [beauty] and [almighty]! The maid is the face of the master. In order to maintain the face of the master, the maid must always maintain beauty and elegance. In order to be able to achieve any expectations of the master, the maid must be [almighty] ]! It is natural to be good at cooking and housework, and it is also necessary to memorize a large number of recipes. The necessary knowledge required for work, such as: appreciation, gambling, bartending, imitation... (the following are dozens of normal people will not master Skills) must also be possessed? Skills such as infiltration, destruction, alienation, tracking, anti-tracking, and wild life are also necessary! You must know that as a maid, you need to go deep into the enemy's base at any time, so if you don't have these abilities, you will definitely Killed by the opponent!"

"For a qualified maid, [saving] is also necessary! After all, as a maid, you should also save, so naturally the less your own consumption, the better. It would be great if you don't have to eat. Of course, you can't eat without food. It's too exaggerated, but using a small amount of energy to make the greatest contribution is also the ability that a maid should have!"

"As a maid, it is also very important to protect the master! So spiritually, the maid must be [tenacious] and [undead]! For example, the maid must have 'being hit hard by a carriage and tossing in mid-air for six weeks' After turning around halfway', and in the situation of 'covered with blood and bleeding profusely from the wound', the ability to still catch up with the carriage and rescue the eldest lady!"

"In order to protect the master, the maid should also have one or two [Nirvana Skills], or strong combat power! For example, the ability to stop time, the ability to sense all creatures within ten meters, or the ability to hold a broom , Saw, but it can defeat a thousand with one enemy, and achieve the ability to sweep away thousands of troops! ——The above explanation comes from "Exclusive Maid Advanced Guide"!"

In the kitchen, Ozzy held a pot in his left hand and a shovel in his right. He stared at Mona talking in a daze, "You mean Superman?"

"It's not Superman! It's a maid!" Mona retorted solemnly.

At this moment, Oz remembered a maid whom he met in a part-time job in his previous life.

That's a maid who likes to shoot around with shotguns and submachine guns, and can even use heavy anti-material weapons one-handed!At that time, Qin Feng thought that the woman was just a terrorist wearing a maid's uniform. Looking back now, maybe the woman who almost killed him was the so-called "real maid" in Mona's mouth!

"It turns out that the so-called maid is such a powerful profession!" Thinking of the experience in his previous life, Oz suddenly believed in Mona's words.

"Hmph~" Mona said triumphantly, "Of course, otherwise why are there so many maids in the world?"

"Hey~ I always thought that there were no maid connoisseurs in the world, but there are more people who want to have sex but don't want to get married, so there will be maid concubine."

"Ahem!~" Mona concluded solemnly, "So, Lord Demon King, let's kidnap some lolita to grow maids!"

Tied, kidnapped loli! ?The corner of Oz's mouth twitched: "... Hearing what you said, I suddenly felt that I was an idiot for almost believing what you said before!"

"What's so strange about the devil being an idiot?" Mona said in a matter-of-fact tone, "According to Mr. Kami's statistics, one-third of the demon kings who died were stupid! But Mr. Demon King, you can Don't worry, it doesn't matter how stupid you are, Mona will help you!"

Ozzy: "...If you continue talking, be careful I'll beat you!"

Although strength cannot bring happiness, but strength can counteract misfortune. - Maro philosopher: St. Jerome.

Although Ozzy has no interest in destroying the world and maids, but for things like power, no one will dislike it.Therefore, when Oz understood the power of the devil, he was still very concerned about improving the level of the devil and completing the tasks on the devil system.

After breakfast, Ozzy took Mona, who was still obsessed with the maid, to the Adventure Union, intending to see if there was a suitable task for him to "kill monsters and level up", and he could also complete the tasks of the Demon King system by the way.

The Adventure Guild in Billy City is located next to Victory Square. It is a four-story building, and the entire building is made of obsidian.Obsidian has excellent magic resistance, which can effectively prevent those earth-type magicians who have been idle enough to use the "fossil into mud" magic to damage the supporting structure of the building...

In fact, this obsidian building itself has a dark history of Billy's adventure union.

Since the Billiya Royal Academy of Magic started recruiting civilians, the number of magicians in the kingdom has risen linearly.This was originally a good thing, but as the number of magicians increased, more and more of them were idle.I don't know when it started, some magicians who have nothing to do in the adventure union have the habit of "studying the structure of the house" and "laying hidden mines on the house", and this habit has a tendency to contagion!

Eventually, disaster struck.

The building of the Adventure Guild collapses almost every month. The reason for the collapse is usually that a certain beam or a certain support column has been used by someone using magic such as "fossilization into mud".Since the building does not collapse immediately after the foundation pillars are softened, when the building collapses, the murderer usually has already escaped!

Nima!Can't you mages just sit on chairs and drink your sister's juice... drink your sister's juice! ?Be sure to study the structure of the house! ?Is the house of the guild so unwelcome to you! ?

After being buried alive several times, the president of the Billy Adventure Guild finally couldn't bear it anymore. He waved his tears, gritted his teeth and ordered a large amount of obsidian, turning the entire guild building into obsidian with excellent magic resistance. Stopped the magician's good habit of "studying the structure of the house".

Oz walked into the adventure guild while recalling all kinds of hearsay and gossip.

"Ozzy, you came just in time! Our 'Strongest Legion' has received the task of 'capturing mermaids', and we are short of a magician. Come and join us!" Ozzy just stepped into the lobby of the Adventure Guild office, a The kid who was about the same age as Ozzy found him immediately, and couldn't wait to run over and invite Ozzy to do the task together.

This kid Oz is no stranger to him. He is Hal, the youngest son of the mayor of the South District, and also a classmate of Oz when he was studying at Holly Tree Church Primary School.The goal of life is to defeat the school bully—Mitchell, and liberate all the male compatriots in Holly Church Primary School!Unfortunately, this goal was not achieved until graduation.

Oz: "Hal, I remember that the name of your adventure team is 'Love and Rose's Strongest Unyielding Warriors Beat the Great Devil to Liberate All Human Legion'? If you simply simplify the name to 'Strongest Legion', your Those teammates may have opinions?"

Hearing what Oz said, Hal said solemnly: "That name is too long, so we decided to change it!"

Hal's adventure team was formed by him and several friends from the school.At the beginning of the establishment of the adventure team, because the team members had been arguing about the name, the kind Ozzy gave them an idea: "How about combining the names you said to form your team name?"

After that, another wonderful team name was born! (Huh? Why did I say "again"?)

When Oz heard Hal's words, the corners of his mouth turned up: "However, compared to the ubiquitous and non-distinctive name of 'The Strongest Legion', I think your original name is more impactful."

"The name is not important! The important thing is the strength!" Hal said proudly.

strength?You bastards who don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth will talk about your strength after defeating Mitchell!

At this moment, Hal noticed Mona behind Oz: "Hey! Is this creature you've never seen before your familiar?"

Before Oz could answer, Mona suddenly said, "Stupid human! Mona is not the devil's familiar! Mona's master is the great Kami-sama!"

"The devil?" Hal looked puzzled: "Lord Kami? Who is that?"

Mona looked proud: "Master Kami is an existence in a higher realm than this multiverse. If you insist on defining it in a way that trash fish like you can understand, Master Kami is a god!"

"God?" The corner of Hal's mouth twitched, and finally he couldn't help laughing, "Hahahaha! ~ Oz, your familiar is so funny." Obviously, Hal didn't take Mona's words seriously.

Ozzy stepped on Mona's face: "Damn you, don't say a few words!"

"Ahh~" Mona screamed, "Master Demon King, how could you treat me like this!"

"The devil?" Hal's quiescent laughter broke out again, "Hahaha! No! Ozzy, aren't you still playing the game of pretending to be the devil?"

Seeing that Hal didn't believe Mona's words at all, Oz smiled and said calmly: "This guy is a pet I picked up not long ago, so you don't have to take what it says seriously."

Hal smiled heartily: "I can see it."

Oz glared at Mona, and said to Hal: "By the way, you just said that you have accepted a mission. What kind of mission is it?"

Hearing Ozzy's serious business, Hal also put away his smile: "Catch the mermaid."

"Catch a mermaid?" Oz had a strange expression on his face, "Are you sure it's a mermaid and not a murloc?"

"That's right! It's not a murloc, it's a mermaid." Hal was very sure.

Although mermaids and murlocs sound similar, the gap between them is huge!

A mermaid, also known as a mermaid, is a beautiful creature that lives in the deep sea. It has a human body with a fish's tail, looks handsome, and has a beautiful singing voice that can confuse people's hearts!Belongs to the frequent visitors in fairy tales - and usually appears in the image of a positive character.

The murloc is a creature that lives in shallow waters such as coasts, lakes, and rivers. It looks like a fish with feet. It looks ugly. It is a frequent visitor on the task list of the adventure union—always a target that needs to be crusaded. .

Oz: "Can you tell me the details of the mission?"

"It is said that someone saw a mermaid near the coast, so someone issued this mission to capture the mermaid. The mission specifically requires that the mermaid be captured alive, and that the mermaid cannot be seriously injured that cannot be cured."

Oz: "There are mermaids nearby... This sounds like an urban rumor. I really didn't expect someone to post such a mission."

"Although it is a rumor, it is said that there are quite a lot of people who saw that mermaid. And this mission is a 'public mission', there is no limit, even if it fails, it's nothing."

The so-called "public task" is a task that anyone can receive. There are no conditions for receiving it, and there is no limit on the number of people. Anyone can receive it. Although only one person may be able to complete the task in the end, there is no penalty even if it cannot be completed. "Public tasks" are usually very difficult tasks that need to be completed urgently. For example, tasks such as crusade against dragons and eliminating liches usually fall into this category—the dragon slaying task that Ozzy's parents went to complete is also in progress. This is it.

"Forget it, I'm not interested in this task. It feels like I'm just going to be busy in vain in the end.";

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