Destroy the world, Lord Demon
Chapter 8 Lord Demon King, you are bound to walk the path of ghosts and beasts!
() The birds on the trees sang crisply, and the shady forest was filled with the unique dampness of spring.In the shade of the forest, the soft sunlight shines through the leaves and sparsely falls on the ground.
The weather is so nice, but Ozzy's mood can't be better at all.If you want to talk about the reason... because Mona kept saying some strange things like a fly!
"Master Demon King, don't you have any interest in strong (beep——) noble ladies and other heavy-duty games in front of other people's husbands?"
"Let me tell you...why do you keep clinging to this kind of crazy topic!?" Ozzy felt a little crazy about Mona's nonsense.
"These are the things a qualified devil king should do." Mona said in a natural tone, "Only ghosts and animals can show the way of a devil king!"
"I'm an apprentice demon king." Oz reminded.
"That's why you should demand yourself according to the code of conduct of the devil king."
Ozzy: "But the code of conduct of the devil king in your mouth is too unscrupulous!?"
"Ah, boy, don't be shy~ I understand, boys your age are in the period when they are full of interest in women's bodies."
Sorry, I am no longer a teenager.In my previous life, I have already achieved the achievement of a grand master!There is wood!There is wood!
"If Lord Demon King is not interested in heavy-tasting gameplay, then we will start by ruling the village! Although princesses and noble ladies are delicious, the simple girls in the mountain village may be more in line with the taste of virgins~"
Virgin?I always feel that the words of this white steamed bun sound very popular!
Mona stood on the ground and suddenly shouted: "Vent up your desire! Virgin! Holding it in for a long time is not good for your health!"
Oz couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his foot and stepped on Mona's smiling face!
"Ah!~" There was a shoe print on Mona's face.
Ozzy stared at Mona coldly: "Shut up! Or I'll pull your tongue out and tie it in a knot, and stuff it down your throat!"
Facing the threat from Ozzy, Mona couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and said cautiously: "Yes, Lord Demon King."
In silence, the two continued to advance in the forest.
Not long after walking, Mona suddenly said again: "That... Lord Demon King..."
"Shut up!" Ozzy looked back at Mona with the eyes of looking at the corpse, "You won't forget what I just said?"
"Ahh!" Mona covered her face with her mouth.
The two move on...
The scenery in the forest looks the same.
I don't know how long it took, but when the sun had started to set and the sky was getting dark, Ozzy suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Strange...is Hewan Village that far away? It stands to reason that we should have arrived a long time ago."
Mona bravely said cautiously, "Master Demon King, we have actually passed by here four times."
"..." Ozzy turned his head and stared at Mona angrily, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Mona said aggrievedly: "Because you won't let me speak, Lord Demon King..."
"Damn it!" Ozzy dug out the map and compass from his backpack and studied them carefully.
Mona sighed: "Master Demon King, if you are crazy about Lu, just walk on the road honestly, don't always try to take shortcuts. See, lost now?"
"I'm not a road idiot! Don't just put some strange attributes on me." Oz raised his head from the map and said angrily, "It's because you keep making noises that I get lost. "
"Master Demon King, you don't need to be shy. Lu Chi is an essential attribute for a perfect Demon King."
Oz felt a little speechless: "Could it be that your Master Kami calculated this again?"
"No. According to Mr. Kami's statistics, only 20.00% of the demon kings are true road idiots."
"Although I think this ratio is not low..." Oz paused, and finally said out of curiosity, "But since you said it was not because of this reason, then why do you say that Lu Chi belongs to the Demon King?" What about the necessary attributes?"
"It's very simple. Because if the Demon King is not Lu Chi, then why does the Demon King always stay in the castle and wait for the warriors to come to his door, instead of going out to meet him?"
"Maybe the devil is just a simple squat at home?" Oz couldn't help complaining.
"Young man, don't become the devil king at home! There are too many devil kings at home now!"
Hearing what Mona said, Ozzy asked Mona with a strange face: "...Could it be that those real devil kings are all squatting at home?"
"How, how is it possible? Hahahaha!" Mona laughed dryly, "There are still some demon kings who are seriously destroying the world."
Oz felt a little strange: "Why are you and your Lord Kami so obsessed with destroying the world? Does the destruction of the world benefit that Lord Kami?"
Mona's smile froze, and then she laughed dryly: "Ahaha, Lord Kami's thoughts are beyond our guesswork."
"Forget it, it doesn't matter." Ozzy glanced at the stiff smile on Mona's face, lowered his head and began to study the map in his hand again.
Seeing that Ozzy did not dwell on this issue, Mona was slightly relieved.
But soon, Mona said again: "By the way, Lord Demon King, since you are a road idiot, why don't you get a carriage? If you take a carriage on the main road, you can avoid getting lost and save a lot of time. and physical strength."
"I said before, I'm not a road idiot!" Ozzy glared at Mona, "It's just such a small distance, there's no need to waste money." Although Ozzy, as a magician, has a high income, he still needs to buy various materials for experiments. Magic materials and books already cost most of Oz's income, so Oz is usually very frugal.
Mona still couldn't accept Ozzy's reason: "If you don't want to spend money, why don't you grab a carriage soon?"
"Eh... grab a carriage?" Ozzy was shocked by Mona's way of thinking!
"Master Demon King, your thinking still seems to be fixed on human thinking!" Mona taught Oz, "You are now the Demon King, you are the Demon King! Human morality, laws and so on have nothing to do with you !"
Oz: "I'm sorry, I just want to live a happy life of eating, drinking and waiting to die. I have no interest in challenging the moral bottom line and legal authority."
"Master Demon King, you too lack self-awareness as a Demon King!"
"The self-awareness of the Demon King... It doesn't matter if there is no such inexplicable thing."
Hearing Ozzy's words, Mona had an ominous premonition: "Master Demon King, we are going to that small village far away from the city. The purpose is to gather strength by massacring the villagers in the village?"
"Why do you have such an idea?" Ozzy felt a little crazy, "I went to that village just to do the mission. Eliminate the goblins and complete the missions on the devil system by the way. I have no interest in massacres or anything like that." No!"
"No!?" Seeing Oz's indifferent expression, Mona became anxious.The Demon King has no self-consciousness as a Demon King at all, and his way of thinking still stays in the human way of thinking, which is not acceptable!We must find a way to change the way of thinking of Lord Demon King!
A sense of mission arises spontaneously in Mona's heart: Since the Lord Demon King does not have the self-consciousness of being a Demon King, then it is up to Mona to help Lord Demon King walk on the right path (the way of ghosts and animals)! ;
The weather is so nice, but Ozzy's mood can't be better at all.If you want to talk about the reason... because Mona kept saying some strange things like a fly!
"Master Demon King, don't you have any interest in strong (beep——) noble ladies and other heavy-duty games in front of other people's husbands?"
"Let me tell you...why do you keep clinging to this kind of crazy topic!?" Ozzy felt a little crazy about Mona's nonsense.
"These are the things a qualified devil king should do." Mona said in a natural tone, "Only ghosts and animals can show the way of a devil king!"
"I'm an apprentice demon king." Oz reminded.
"That's why you should demand yourself according to the code of conduct of the devil king."
Ozzy: "But the code of conduct of the devil king in your mouth is too unscrupulous!?"
"Ah, boy, don't be shy~ I understand, boys your age are in the period when they are full of interest in women's bodies."
Sorry, I am no longer a teenager.In my previous life, I have already achieved the achievement of a grand master!There is wood!There is wood!
"If Lord Demon King is not interested in heavy-tasting gameplay, then we will start by ruling the village! Although princesses and noble ladies are delicious, the simple girls in the mountain village may be more in line with the taste of virgins~"
Virgin?I always feel that the words of this white steamed bun sound very popular!
Mona stood on the ground and suddenly shouted: "Vent up your desire! Virgin! Holding it in for a long time is not good for your health!"
Oz couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his foot and stepped on Mona's smiling face!
"Ah!~" There was a shoe print on Mona's face.
Ozzy stared at Mona coldly: "Shut up! Or I'll pull your tongue out and tie it in a knot, and stuff it down your throat!"
Facing the threat from Ozzy, Mona couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and said cautiously: "Yes, Lord Demon King."
In silence, the two continued to advance in the forest.
Not long after walking, Mona suddenly said again: "That... Lord Demon King..."
"Shut up!" Ozzy looked back at Mona with the eyes of looking at the corpse, "You won't forget what I just said?"
"Ahh!" Mona covered her face with her mouth.
The two move on...
The scenery in the forest looks the same.
I don't know how long it took, but when the sun had started to set and the sky was getting dark, Ozzy suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Strange...is Hewan Village that far away? It stands to reason that we should have arrived a long time ago."
Mona bravely said cautiously, "Master Demon King, we have actually passed by here four times."
"..." Ozzy turned his head and stared at Mona angrily, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Mona said aggrievedly: "Because you won't let me speak, Lord Demon King..."
"Damn it!" Ozzy dug out the map and compass from his backpack and studied them carefully.
Mona sighed: "Master Demon King, if you are crazy about Lu, just walk on the road honestly, don't always try to take shortcuts. See, lost now?"
"I'm not a road idiot! Don't just put some strange attributes on me." Oz raised his head from the map and said angrily, "It's because you keep making noises that I get lost. "
"Master Demon King, you don't need to be shy. Lu Chi is an essential attribute for a perfect Demon King."
Oz felt a little speechless: "Could it be that your Master Kami calculated this again?"
"No. According to Mr. Kami's statistics, only 20.00% of the demon kings are true road idiots."
"Although I think this ratio is not low..." Oz paused, and finally said out of curiosity, "But since you said it was not because of this reason, then why do you say that Lu Chi belongs to the Demon King?" What about the necessary attributes?"
"It's very simple. Because if the Demon King is not Lu Chi, then why does the Demon King always stay in the castle and wait for the warriors to come to his door, instead of going out to meet him?"
"Maybe the devil is just a simple squat at home?" Oz couldn't help complaining.
"Young man, don't become the devil king at home! There are too many devil kings at home now!"
Hearing what Mona said, Ozzy asked Mona with a strange face: "...Could it be that those real devil kings are all squatting at home?"
"How, how is it possible? Hahahaha!" Mona laughed dryly, "There are still some demon kings who are seriously destroying the world."
Oz felt a little strange: "Why are you and your Lord Kami so obsessed with destroying the world? Does the destruction of the world benefit that Lord Kami?"
Mona's smile froze, and then she laughed dryly: "Ahaha, Lord Kami's thoughts are beyond our guesswork."
"Forget it, it doesn't matter." Ozzy glanced at the stiff smile on Mona's face, lowered his head and began to study the map in his hand again.
Seeing that Ozzy did not dwell on this issue, Mona was slightly relieved.
But soon, Mona said again: "By the way, Lord Demon King, since you are a road idiot, why don't you get a carriage? If you take a carriage on the main road, you can avoid getting lost and save a lot of time. and physical strength."
"I said before, I'm not a road idiot!" Ozzy glared at Mona, "It's just such a small distance, there's no need to waste money." Although Ozzy, as a magician, has a high income, he still needs to buy various materials for experiments. Magic materials and books already cost most of Oz's income, so Oz is usually very frugal.
Mona still couldn't accept Ozzy's reason: "If you don't want to spend money, why don't you grab a carriage soon?"
"Eh... grab a carriage?" Ozzy was shocked by Mona's way of thinking!
"Master Demon King, your thinking still seems to be fixed on human thinking!" Mona taught Oz, "You are now the Demon King, you are the Demon King! Human morality, laws and so on have nothing to do with you !"
Oz: "I'm sorry, I just want to live a happy life of eating, drinking and waiting to die. I have no interest in challenging the moral bottom line and legal authority."
"Master Demon King, you too lack self-awareness as a Demon King!"
"The self-awareness of the Demon King... It doesn't matter if there is no such inexplicable thing."
Hearing Ozzy's words, Mona had an ominous premonition: "Master Demon King, we are going to that small village far away from the city. The purpose is to gather strength by massacring the villagers in the village?"
"Why do you have such an idea?" Ozzy felt a little crazy, "I went to that village just to do the mission. Eliminate the goblins and complete the missions on the devil system by the way. I have no interest in massacres or anything like that." No!"
"No!?" Seeing Oz's indifferent expression, Mona became anxious.The Demon King has no self-consciousness as a Demon King at all, and his way of thinking still stays in the human way of thinking, which is not acceptable!We must find a way to change the way of thinking of Lord Demon King!
A sense of mission arises spontaneously in Mona's heart: Since the Lord Demon King does not have the self-consciousness of being a Demon King, then it is up to Mona to help Lord Demon King walk on the right path (the way of ghosts and animals)! ;
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