The queen of the whole Internet is crying in her baby's body, the salty fish heroine

Chapter 1 Dressed as a Vicious Female Match
The moonlight outside the window is as gentle as water, and the ambiguous air in the room is filled with a faint sense of wine.

On the bed, the woman's hand and the man's hand are intertwined.She is like a lonely boat in the sea of ​​flames, and she can only catch a glimpse of the man's bronze chest...

Tan Hua woke up suddenly, realizing that she had had a dream, she wailed and covered her face.God, she hasn't had this kind of dream for many years, she shouldn't have stared at the handsome guy of Xingyin all night,

The cell phone placed on the bedside table kept buzzing. Tanhua, who was about to take a nap, grabbed her hair and turned over to sit up irritably.

"Who is it? It's a big weekend to disturb my sweet dreams. We'll talk about work on Monday. Even if the King of Heaven comes today, I can't let me work overtime!"

"Tanhua, do you have the guts to tell me again? I promise not to beat you to death."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, and then a woman roared, at least a hundred decibels.

"It's only been a few days since I last saw you, and your wings have become stiff. You dare to call yourself my mother in front of me. You still want to work on Monday. "We Are a Family" will start broadcasting today. The staff are all on their way to your home. You I still want to show off. I’m telling you, if you continue like this, I won’t care about you. I also want to eat and earn money.”

Tanhua's ears were almost deafened. She plucked her ears and moved her phone further away.After the cursing and cursing was over, she looked at the caller ID and saw that it was a call from a "menopausal spinster".

Tan Hua was taken aback, when did she have such a person in her address book?

"Hello, did you dial the wrong number? It seems we don't know each other." Realizing that the other party may have dialed the wrong number, Tanhua's voice suddenly changed.

"Can you please speak properly, it disgusts me to death. Let me tell you, stop pretending to me here, get up with me and tidy up properly. I estimate that in half an hour, the people from the program team will arrive It’s your home.”

Jiang Xiaobai had a tone of resentment, and she paced back and forth, waving her arms excitedly.

"You have to give me a good performance this time. Don't be a moth at every turn, and get along with the guests well, you know? Although some of the guests participating in the show this time are not very active on the screen, their influence is still there. Now, if you offend them, I guess you should stop being an insider."

The more Tanhua listened, the more confused she became. She was just an ordinary wage earner. When did she join the entertainment industry?Why didn't anyone notify her?
There was a sharp pain in Tan Hua's head, and a vague memory hit him.

That's right, she transmigrated into a book and became the vicious female partner with the same name and surname as her in a ridiculous Mary Sue novel.

Moreover, he is still a little fool who doesn't know how many lines, often speaks outrageously, and was hacked out of the universe by netizens because of his cp speculation with male stars.

In fact, the original owner's personality was not like this when she was a child. Although she grew up in an orphanage, she was also a strong and optimistic girl.Until she was 16 years old, a wealthy couple claimed to be her biological parents and took her back home.

She happily returned to the luxurious villa with her parents only to discover that she had an older brother and an unrelated sister Shi Xueer who was born in the same year, same month and same day, but was not related by blood, who is the heroine in the novel.

The original owner was cautious at first, for fear of upsetting his family.But her family always felt that she couldn't stand up to the stage, and they were very cold towards her, and they even preferred Shi Xueer in everything.

Shi Xueer lived like a princess surrounded by stars, while the original owner was like a mouse in the gutter. Even if she put on gorgeous clothes, she could never get on the stage.

The original owner completely darkened under a long-term repressive environment.After breaking up with his biological parents, he resolutely entered the entertainment industry and caused quite a stir.

Five years ago, the original owner had an affair with a strange man due to a drunken accident.When she woke up, the man had long disappeared, and it didn't take long for her to find out that she was pregnant.

Later, her career was not going well, and her child's affairs were exposed by the media, and she was publicized and blocked the limelight for a certain top star.

The original owner often abused his son whenever something went wrong, and he went further and further down the road of seeking death.Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore and accused her of child abuse.She was caught by the police uncle and put into an iron room to confess her crimes.

After Tan Hua finished recalling, she couldn't help but be overwhelmed.Why is she so unlucky, it's okay to dress up as the heroine Shuangwen from a humble background or the second rich and beautiful woman, why is she a legal coffee.

But she quickly accepted the reality.Forget it, if it's the case, let it go, even if it's a bad hand, she can still play Wang Bolai.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you still listening? You didn't fall asleep again, did you?" Jiang Xiaobai asked through gritted teeth, and suddenly felt his head getting bigger.

"I'm serious, Tanhua. If you go on like this, I can only give up on you. I've done my best to you for so many years. You can't drag me to death, can you?"

Tan Hua quickly assured, "I'm listening. I'm listening. Don't worry, Sister Jiang, I will definitely perform well this time. I know that this variety show was made possible by you running around and relying on relationships. I will not let you down." Your expectations."

She actually quite sympathized with the original owner, the manager, for such an artist.He didn't make any money, but he followed her around to wipe her butt every day, and never left her. It seemed like true love.

Jiang Xiaobai: "...Humph, you must do what you say. Otherwise..." She smashed the apple on the table with one punch, silently opened her mouth and grinned, shaking her hand.

Tanhua shivered in fright and touched her head, which was still safe at the moment.

"You have done so much for me for so many years, and I will always remember it. This time, I am sure that I will change my life and not embarrass you again."

Tan Huazhuo pulled on her slippers, walked to the mirror, and struck a few enchanting poses.

"Let's not talk anymore, Sister Jiang. I have to get ready, okay?"

Listening to the blind voice coming from the phone, Jiang Xiaobai muttered to himself: "It's over, did this guy forget to take his medicine?"

Tanhua remembered Jiang Xiaobai saying that the program crew would arrive in half an hour, so she packed her luggage as quickly as possible, changed clothes and washed up.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and then the door was pushed open from the outside with a "squeak", and a little boy in overalls walked in cautiously with hot milk.

Tan Hua heard the movement, came out of the bathroom with toothpaste in his mouth, and saw a pink and tender little guy standing timidly by the door.Sword eyebrows and star eyes, red lips and white teeth, not to mention how beautiful she is.

Tanhua clutched her chest, her heart melting.It turns out that the handsome men written in the novel are real, and there are really children who are so good-looking.

The little guy looked at Tan Hua timidly, then quickly lowered his head.

"I'll put the warm milk you asked me on the table first. Remember to drink it after you wash up."

(End of this chapter)