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visit a prostitute.The prostitute was caught!

Jiang Hao's hair was messed up by the thin monkey's words, and he thought that a college student who had just entered school would follow whoring.It's unbelievable that a prostitute is hooked! "My name is Haonan."

The thin monkey patted Jiang Hao's shoulder comfortingly, and took the initiative to introduce him. Seeing Jiang Hao's weird face, he scratched his head with a smile and said, "My good old man liked to watch underworld movies when he was young, so he gave me the idea. Such a name, but I'm a good person.

You can also call me "good man". "

Haonan?good man? [

Jiang Hao stared at the thin monkey with a hippie smile, no matter what, he felt that he was not compatible with a good man, but more like a wretched man.

"My name is Pheasant."

The burly fat man stretched out his palm, said with bright eyes, and smiled evilly, like a cute fat man loved by his family and seeing flowers blooming, but his size is really a bit big.

Doesn't your father also watch too many underworld movies?

Jiang Hao stared at the big man with weird eyes. He didn't feel that he had entered a university dormitory, but rather that he had entered the Hongxing Club. This is the rhythm of asking for help!

Haonan stared at the outstretched palm of the burly fat man, and smiled narrowly, with a treacherous face, much like a treacherous shopkeeper waiting for customers to be deceived.

"My name is Jiang Hao."

Jiang Hao noticed Haonan's weird smile, and he didn't know why the other party was smiling like that, and he didn't bother to ask. Seeing the pheasant stretched out his hand, he held it directly.

Hey.

Seeing that Jiang Hao really held his hand, Pheasant looked ecstatic, while Haonan next to him showed a gloating expression.

Hi!

Pheasant violently squeezed his hand, with a smug expression, but the expected scream did not appear, he was slightly taken aback, and shook hands with his strength, how could the other party not respond at all?

I increase.

The pheasant's face was flushed, and he tried his best to feed, but Jiang Hao on the opposite side still had a bright smile, as if he didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

yeah?

Haonan stared at Jiang Hao in surprise, as if seeing a monster, swallowed, patted Jiang Hao's shoulder, sighed and said, "Brother, if you really can't hold on, just call out, it feels better to call out. "

"Why are you calling?"

Jiang Hao looked dazed, the pheasant's hand was strong enough to hit, but it was too weak for his modified body, just like an ant biting himself, without the slightest discomfort.

"We always have souvenirs when we meet in my hometown. You have strong hands, and we can become good friends." Pheasant said excitedly. Qianjin Yi knew that it was hard to find a confidant, and he finally found a confidant. [

"That's it."

Jiang Hao nodded suddenly. He had heard of this custom in some places. It is said that this custom has been passed down with allusions. It is said that a person with strong hands means strength. In the era of hunting for a living, with a People with strong hands hunt together, which means that there will be good harvests, and safety can be guaranteed, at least not to hold their own hind legs.

Jiang Hao felt that it was right to reciprocate, otherwise it would appear that he had no sincerity in making friends. Seeing that the fat pheasant was eager to pull out his hand, he directly exerted force.

Click!

The crisp sound of bones breaking came to mind in the room, and the fat pheasant's excited face suddenly turned pale. Seeing Jiang Hao laughing and letting go, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he kept breathing.

"If it hurts, just yell."

Haonan glanced at the pheasant who was holding back, and his tone was comforting, but anyone could hear the schadenfreude in his words.

"what……"

Pheasant belatedly shook his hand vigorously, let out a shrill scream, looked at his finger that was about to break, and wanted to cry for a moment.

"Are you OK."

Jiang Hao stretched out his hand to comfort the pheasant. He felt that he might have gone a little too far. Hey, after the body modification, his grasp of strength became less and less accurate. It seems that he has practiced well, otherwise shaking hands with people will be difficult. It might be too sinful to be able to cripple the other party.

"fine…"

The pheasant backed away in fear, shaking its head like a rattle, and stared at Jiang Hao's palm in fear, which was exactly the same as the palm movement that Haonan dodged his shot just now.

"Haha."

Haonan was about to burst out laughing, and felt very relieved. Originally, Pheasant used to rely on his strength to bully him and ravage him all day long. Now someone can finally take care of him.

"Oh."

Jiang Hao smiled apologetically, and originally wanted to check on the loss of the pheasant, and help him heal it, but now it seems that it is fine, if he really dares to get close, he will have to force the pheasant to jump off the building, what a sin! ,

"It's a custom in the Pheasant's house that they always like to slap people. According to him, this can make people stronger. My bones are about to fall apart after being slapped by him."

Haonan chuckled, feeling the pleasure of revenge.

"I've heard of it."

Jiang Hao thought about it for a while, and patting for a long time really helped to strengthen the body's resistance. Maybe the pheasant just couldn't get rid of the old custom for a while. After a little perspective, he found that on Haonan's shoulders and arms, There are blue and purple marks everywhere, it seems that the other party was really badly photographed by the pheasant.

"My father gave me the name Pheasant at the beginning. It wasn't the result of watching some vulgar movie about the underworld. It was because the Pheasant has tenacious vitality in the deep forest. [

Besides, my dad is a gun player. "

The pheasant's ability to resist beatings is quite strong. When I rubbed my hands, the plump palms quickly returned to normal.

Those who play with guns still miss the underworld!

Jiang Hao spoke for a while, and then caught a glimpse of the photo on the chair: "Tell me, why was Zhang Yun arrested? Why did he go whoring? Did he prostitute?" Jiang Hao was not burning with gossip. Having a dormitory means that we will live together in the future, and we will become our closest friends. If we can help, we will naturally lend a helping hand. Of course, the premise is that the other party has not committed a crime.

"The thing is like this." Pheasant smiled wryly and exhaled: "Yesterday is not the end of the military training, the three of us are very happy, finally got rid of the hellish life, and can enjoy the wonderful life of the university, we feel that we should Have a good time celebrating.

So I found a nearby hotel and started eating and drinking, but Haonan couldn't drink enough, so he got so drunk that he couldn't move. "

Speaking of which, the pheasant glanced at Haonan contemptuously. This guy urged everyone to drink, but he was so drunk that he really despised him.

"I didn't get too drunk with you." Being exposed face to face, Haonan looked unhappy, and said in a strange tone: "We are going to meet at school, but Zhang Yun feels that he is not enjoying himself, and he said that after drinking, he will start to create. Inspired by the inspiration, I have to create paintings, and I can't hold it back.

Then it was this morning, we just received a distress call from Zhang Yun, saying that he was whoring.The prostitute was caught, let us use the money to redeem him. "

"This is too...exquisite."

Jiang Hao was completely defeated by the three best roommates. He had only been in college for a month, and he couldn't stop whoring.Go whoring, just go whoring, and was caught, isn't this buddy too reckless?

"Zhang Yun said that he was wronged. He said that he just painted nudes. After painting, he said that he was dedicating himself to art. He didn't do anything out of the ordinary. The key is, do you believe it?"

The pheasant spread its hands, with a very rich expression, unless it is not a man, who can withstand the temptation of a beautiful woman?Even if Hua is naked, I'm afraid it's painting on the bed, right?

"Believe it or not, anyway, I don't believe it."

Haonan also felt that the credibility of this statement was almost zero.

"Then why don't you rush to save people? Why are you still in the mood to play cards here?" Jiang Hao was amused by Pheasant and Haonan. These two guys are really interesting. It's cool not to think about how to save people Youzai played poker, which was really depressing.

"We asked Zhang Yun's dream lover to be a witness to play cards, and it was also to save people." Haonan said righteous words, with an open and honest appearance of a gentleman.

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Hao felt that his thinking seemed to be unable to keep up with the leaps of thinking of the two roommates, and he really couldn't figure out the inevitable connection between playing cards and saving lives.

"Today the counselor went back to check the class situation, and skipped class on the first day of school. Isn't this the rhythm of death? We just think about playing cards. Whoever loses will think of a good reason to fool around and then pay the money." We are all brothers in saving lives, how can Zhang Yun be kept in detention!"

Pheasant spread out his hands, looking like a man who puts his brother first.

"The results of it?"

Jiang Hao continued to ask.

"We're fighting, and you've come here before the winner is decided. Otherwise, let's fight together. It's really impossible to play Landlord without one person."

Haonan said cheerfully.

"Cough cough..."

Jiang Hao suppressed his strong desire to vomit blood. He couldn't figure out why Zhang Yun could feel at ease and let these two irresponsible guys save him. Isn't he afraid of being tricked to death by these two guys?

Haonan and Pheasant stood there awkwardly, they also wanted to skip class to save others, but at this moment, their thoughts were still stuck in high school, and they didn't dare to think about skipping class at all, so they were wasting their time. with.

"Just ask the counselor for leave."

Jiang Hao took out his mobile phone and suggested.

"Chen Qiang is very difficult to talk to. He will definitely ask us why we skipped classes, and he will definitely reveal his secrets." Pheasant said with a serious face, always feeling that making a phone call is a self-inflicted trap.

"Yes."

Haonan agreed deeply, it seems that he was also stimulated by Chen Qiang.

"Chen Qiang has a hard time talking? Don't you think so?" Jiang Hao has already begun to press the phone number indifferently.

"what are you doing?"

Haonan's thief watched Jiang Hao's movement of pressing the phone, and asked in surprise.

"Call Chen Qiang." Jiang Hao made no secret of what he had done.

"Are you discussing and discussing?"

Pheasant swallowed, and asked cautiously, Jiang Hao's resolute style of doing things surprised him very much, the efficiency of this work must be too high.

"Don't talk, it's already connected."

Seeing that Haonan was also about to speak, Jiang Hao signaled him not to speak. Haonan opened his mouth, but in the end he still didn't say a word of admonition.