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"Jiang Hao, come on, we all support you as the squad leader."

"Jiang Hao, I bought a T-shirt drawn by you. I have always been your most loyal fan. You must perform well and don't let us down. We will always love you."

"Jiang Hao, we are all ready to hold a celebration party for you, and you must attend when the time comes."

"..."

Jiang Hao walked all the way, and the students he met greeted him enthusiastically, as if they were very familiar with him, and Jiang Hao was sure that it was the first time he had even seen the faces of those who greeted him , not to mention anything familiar. [

"What's the matter?"

Jiang Hao looked at the three guys with ulterior motives and hippie smiles. He pointed to the many students who were saying hello and asked. His intuition told Jiang Hao that it must be the trick of the three guys.

"It's not because Brother Hao is too famous."

The pheasant giggled silly.

"Then what is my own handwritten t-shirt, don't tell me that I painted it by myself, I can't draw that kind of ugly work." Jiang Hao looked at Zhang Yun who was dodging his eyes, needless to say it must be from Zhang Yun handwriting.

"That... we are just making a small voice with the help of Brother Hao's reputation." Zhang Yun hastily separated the relationship, and pointed at Haonan without hesitation: "It's all Haonan's attention, and I'm just holding a pen .”

"I just came up with an idea, mainly because the pheasant is responsible for the sales." Haonan continued to carry on his morals to the end, pointing at the pheasant condemningly and said: "I just said not to sell too much, you won't listen, how about it?" , something went wrong."

"I'll go... You bastard, who said that the quantity I sold is too small." The pheasant suddenly became furious, and said with claws and claws: "The diaries you wrote attracted a lot of buyers, and I was only responsible for delivering them. It’s just goods, I’m just a temporary worker running errands.”

"Why are you still writing a log?"

Jiang Hao felt that the things that happened in the past few days after leaving were really rich enough, but he didn't find three good roommates, so he was quite troublesome.

"Ahem... just to use my literary skills, in your name, I made up a diary several times and posted it on the forum."

Haonan swallowed his saliva and laughed along with him.

"What log? Tell me the truth!"

Jiang Hao was so annoyed that he asked half-threateningly, but he didn't expect that the three guys were so neat that they dared to pretend to be their own name to publish a diary.

"Cough cough..."

Haonan faltered, he didn't know what to say, and looked at Zhang Yun for help, but he really couldn't speak.

"The content is very simple. It's all about women. How about pinching the neighbor girl's butt at the age of three, breaking the neighbor's glass at the age of five, and giving underwear to my sister at the age of eight..."

With a treacherous smile gloating at other people's misfortune, Zhang Yun reported in detail.

Jiang Hao's face turned dark when he heard this, and he sighed secretly: "I didn't expect my childhood to be so rich and colorful, enough to be made into a TV series. I have already thought of the name, called

"Why are you angry? I'm not going anymore, I must have caused you a lot of trouble, it's my compensation for you."

Jiang Hao waved his hand and let go of the three nervous guys, but I have to say that Haonan is really good at publicity, coughed dryly, and said solemnly: "Let me look back and see how your literature level is. , pay attention to the description, I don’t want to go to the police station to catch you again.”

"Brother Hao, if it's okay after reading it, I'll continue writing."

Seeing that Jiang Hao wasn't angry anymore, Haonan laughed eagerly, looking like he was going to do something big.

"You still want to continue writing. My brother has been a pacesetter in the school since he was a child. He joined the Young Pioneers with honor at the age of three. He helped the old woman cross the road at the age of five. At the age of eight, he picked up garbage for beautification of the environment... But what you wrote... I think so. Did it, didn't do it."

Jiang Hao scolded with a smile.

"hey-hey."

The three roommates smiled mischievously. In fact, the so-called diary was just a history of romantic affairs and happiness fabricated by Haonan on behalf of the three guys.

"It's quite happy to laugh."

Leading three roommates, Taylor came towards him, glanced coldly at Jiang Hao, and said disdainfully, "Sometimes you cry."

"Crying for your sister."

Pheasant swears directly, what he likes most is going straight, directly testing strength and fists to solve problems, dare not accept, beat you all over the place.

"You still have the nerve to go out? There are no lonely ghosts knocking on your door? Even if we cry, we won't be scared to cry."

Haonan has a poisonous mouth, which is dedicated to revealing his shortcomings.

"I will draw a picture of a hundred ghosts traveling later, and I will give it to you for your appreciation." Zhang Yun also joined the ranks of confrontation, directly poking at the opponent's weakness.

"you……"

The three of Taylor's faces turned red. The fact that the three of them were afraid of ghosts had already been spread throughout the campus as a joke.

Taylor still can't figure out what exactly he encountered that night. Every time he thinks about what happened that night, even during the day, he will feel the gust of wind.

"The people I invited are coming one by one. I want to see, what kind of person did you invite? I am bound to win the position of monitor."

Taylor raised his head arrogantly, squinting his eyes and looking at Jiang Hao. [

"You do not deserve."

Jiang Hao lazily spit out three words.

"Whether they are worthy or not, we will see the truth after the performance begins."

Taylor snorted angrily, waved his hand, and walked towards the school gate with three ugly-faced roommates, ready to welcome the invited performers.

The head teacher, Chen Qiang, announced in public that whoever invites the most popular person at the wedding party will become the monitor, and the other will naturally be the deputy monitor.

"After going back, continue to launch attacks on the forum. This kind of coward is not worthy of being the squad leader."

The pheasant looked annoyed, agitating indignantly.

"Yes."

Haonan and Zhang Yun nodded in approval.

Jiang Hao saw it, no wonder Taylor got into a fight with the three roommates as soon as they met, it turned out that they had already started arguing in private, the value of this hatred is really not low!

"Brother Hao, to be honest, how are you preparing?"

Haonan asked with concern.

"It's not me performing on stage, what am I going to do?"

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes at the three roommates.

Zhang Yun said with anticipation: "Brother Hao is very sure at first glance. After all, we have invited those celebrities, so we can give you a reference."

"There's really no invitation."

Jiang Hao said truthfully.He has been increasing his mental strength all day recently, so he really doesn't have the time to invite any celebrities to participate in the orientation activities.

"It's too late to invite now, it doesn't matter, we will try our best to help you invite some to come over to cheer." Haonan had an expression that thankfully I was prepared.

"Yes, many of your fans also support you, saying that they want to mobilize family relations, and they will definitely invite a few guests for you, so that you won't be left out."

Zhang Yun also reported what he had learned.

"You all want to win so much?"

Jiang Hao asked amusedly, no matter how he looked at it now, he felt that the three guys were more enthusiastic about participating in the wedding party than himself, and he seemed redundant.

"Must win."

The three guys roared in unison with firm faces.

"It's not easy to win."

Seeing that it was rare for the three of them to work together once, Jiang Hao decided to fulfill the wishes of the three guys and won the wedding party.

"I knew that Brother Hao had a solution. Brother Hao, tell me what to do with your preparations?"

Haonan licked his face and asked treacherously.

"Tell me."

Zhang Yun and Pheasant also smiled expectantly.Jiang Hao's identity has always been a mystery that the three of them couldn't see through at all. They all agreed that as long as Jiang Hao wanted to win, he would definitely defeat Taylor with ease. They never doubted this.

"The method is very simple. It is to snatch all the guests he invited so that they can use it. Wouldn't we be successful?"

Jiang Hao said with a smile.

"Draw the bottom of the pot, this move is really ruthless."

Pheasant nodded wildly in approval.

"The point is, how could the invited guests help us for a reason? This is completely unreasonable, is it possible?"

Zhang Yun scratched his head suspiciously: "This time Taylor has invited a very strong lineup of people, let alone snatching all of them, even if half of them are willing to help us fight, we have a great hope of winning."

"Taylor spent a lot of effort to drag various relationships and contact these people. No matter how hard we dig the corners, I guess it's a bit mysterious."

Haonan also looked at Jiang Hao in disbelief. Jiang Hao's every decision was always beyond people's expectations. He had never thought of such a way of harming others. Compared with Jiang Hao, he seemed to be still The difference is not 01:30. If this trick is used in shopping malls, it will definitely have a miraculous effect.

"As long as you want to do it, you don't have to worry about it. There are always more solutions than difficulties. Everyone has needs. As long as you meet the needs of the other party, don't you worry about the other party not helping us?"

Jiang Hao calmly went upstairs to the dormitory.

"But to deal with so many people, the cost must not be low."

Haonan is a qualified businessman, and everything is based on profit. According to his calculations, it is really not worthwhile to snatch the position of a squad leader, because if you want those people to help you in turn, you must pay more The price is not worth the loss!

"It doesn't cost a penny."

Jiang Hao said as he went upstairs.

"Then how do you get it done?"

The three of Pheasant were all stunned, and asked in disbelief.

"The answer, just look at it slowly and you will know." Jiang Hao deliberately put off a trick, with a mysterious smile on his face.

In fact, he really couldn't explain it, because he couldn't explain it at all.

In Jiang Hao's view, everyone has weaknesses, especially the famous people invited here must have a lot of unbearable memories that they don't want people to know.

If you want the other party to help you, you just need to use the other party's memory to play the other party a little bit, and the other party still doesn't obediently give in?Not to mention spending money to hire someone, in the end, in order to please him, the other party even gave him back the money and asked him to help keep the secret!

Of course, Jiang Hao will not go to evil to expose people's privacy. At most, they will only reveal the most important aspects, such as whether the other party's breasts are made of silicone, which plastic surgery hospital did the face, and how many boyfriends he has had...

As long as you look for it, there is no answer you can't find!

"look forward to."

All three looked suspiciously at the confident Jiang Hao, and they all agreed that Jiang Hao must have made preparations in advance, and now he deliberately pretended to be calm, yes, it must be like this.

Jiang Hao walked to the door of the dormitory, and when he entered the room, he was stunned. He saw that his bed was empty, and all the bedding and washing utensils he received from the school disappeared...

"Ahem... It's good to be a celebrity, even if it's stinky socks, people like it, that... we sold all of Brother Hao's things."

Haonan coughed a few times, and scratched his head in embarrassment. As long as it was profitable, Haonan, a guy who was full of business in his bones, would rush to sell Jiang Hao's items, which was naturally his idea.

"How much did you sell for?"

Jiang Hao shook his head eloquently, if he didn't come back, the bed would probably be torn down!

"a lot of."

Pheasant scratched his head and smiled excitedly.

"I'll forgive you if you share it with me." Facing the bare bed, Jiang Hao cursed with a smile.

"Okay, then please trouble Brother Hao to change the bed for logistics, I have been selling your supplies for a long time..." Haonan said quite proudly.

"roll……"

Jiang Haoxu kicked, wishing to kick this guy who got into Qian's eyes away.