At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty as a god stick

() I'm going to run naked again this week... Brothers, don't you want to comfort me...

Otherwise, I still have to brag: "Do you know what Xianjia eats? What is it called chocolate, yes, yes, chocolate. It tastes bitter at first, and then it becomes fragrant, more fragrant than sesame, sweeter than sugar. And What kind of biscuits, by the way, are biscuits. Um, um, all kinds of delicious. After eating, I always have diarrhea. Later, Zhang Dashuai told us that this is called cutting the hair and washing the marrow. After eating this heavenly thing, the The dirt in our body has been pulled out..."

Of course, the truth is probably only known to Wen Fei himself.Watching movies with a laptop, all of which are foreign blockbusters, these illiterate soldiers can't understand at all.That's all, the key is the cheating modern food, it doesn't know how many additives are added in it.Modern people have long been used to eating, not to mention that all poisons are invulnerable, at least they will not be completely defenseless like these ancient people.No matter how arrogant you are, if you eat such a piece or two of modern cakes, you are guaranteed to run into the latrine seven or eight times, and you will be dragged to collapse!

But at this moment, the uninvited guest came.Soon someone came in and reported: "Immortal Master, the patriarch of the Shi Bi tribe is here, at Zhang Canjun's place. He said he wants to see the Immortal Master!"

Shi Bibu, come to see me?Wen Fei's spirits perked up, these Shi Bibu were rich and powerful, but they came to him to buy things?

At the moment, he didn't watch any movies, drove everyone out, and rushed to see the patriarch of Shi Bibu.

Who knew, he was even more impatient than him, when he saw Wen Fei from afar, he knelt down on the ground with a thud, and kowtowed repeatedly.Wen Fei was very surprised, thinking that when did he experience the ultimate skill of the traverser, the bastard spirit!Otherwise, why would someone bow down when they saw him?

"Master Immortal, I beg you to save our Shi Bi tribe!" The head of the Shi Bi tribe cried so pitifully, but Wen Fei was never a good person.In modern society, a person with a firm heart, someone who is stabbed to death by a thief, walks by without even looking a second time.Wen Fei, who came out of such a big dye vat, where else can this person go?

"What's the matter?" Wen Fei avoided the chief of the Shibi tribe from a distance. The smell of this guy is really bad, maybe he hasn't bathed for half a year?

"Master Immortal... the cattle and sheep of our Shibi tribe have all been plagued by plague, and they are about to die. Please save us, without cattle and sheep, our Shibi tribe will be doomed!"

I'm not a fucking veterinarian, so how can I cure a plague.Damn, can't it be mad cow disease or something?Wen Fei was taken aback, and quickly moved away from this guy. It seems that mad cow disease can be transmitted to humans?

"Master Immortal, as long as you can cure our cattle and sheep. Then our Shi Bi tribe will no longer believe in Buddhism, but all of us will believe in you!" Fly is very excited!

After staying in this crappy place for so long, am I waiting for the official edict from Song Huizong?With an official title at that time, then your own temple will be regarded as an officially recognized legal sacrifice.No longer will you face the danger of being leveled all the time.

Although Wen Fei's temple is placed here, absolutely no one dares to move it.With Wen Fei's current prestige here, if two hundred and five officials came and said they wanted to destroy the Yin Sacrifice, they might cause a mutiny immediately.But it's always a hidden danger, isn't it?

Then you can happily travel through time and space again!

Now helping Emperor Zhenwu preach, the old man should be happy too, right?

"Also, we are willing to donate all the gold in the clan!" The head of the Shibi tribe gritted his teeth.

This is no problem, Wen Fei was so moved that he was ready to agree.But with a reluctant expression on his face, the head of the Shibi tribe gritted his teeth again: "I will give my daughter, Shibidayi, the most beautiful pearl of our Shibibu, to the immortal master, and let her Come to serve you!"

Wen Fei shuddered, and his skin was about to get goosebumps.This is really unavoidable, look at these Qiang people with thick bones, rough faces, some plateau red, and the smell of sheep sao all over their bodies.Thinking of such a beauty with a persimmon face, thick hands and feet, and a smell of fish breaking into her room at night...

"Ah ha ha..., the monks are compassionate, how can they have the heart to separate your father and daughter, don't mention this matter. Where is your tribe? Take me to see it."

Seeing that Wen Fei finally agreed, the head of the Shi Bi tribe was overjoyed and wanted to take Wen Fei with him.Naturally, Zhang Shuye would not let Wen Fei go to Shi Bibu so easily, what if the people in Shi Bibu had evil intentions?Isn't that a sheep into a tiger's mouth?

He quickly dispatched a team of troops to serve as Wen Fei's guards, and held Wen Fei back before leaving, muttering in a low voice: "These Qiang tribes on the border are all scumbags, rebellious and impermanent. We defeated the Xixia people last time." , these Qiang tribes are honest and obedient. If the immortal master can use the immortal method to subdue these Qiang people and let them obey the imperial court, it will be regarded as a great merit!"

Wen Fei thought about it, didn't Zhang Shuye's meaning make me try my best to fool me?It is best to bring the Qiang people from the Shibi tribe to the Song Dynasty.For him, Wen Fei, this kind of thing couldn't be easier.

At the moment, he followed him for three days before arriving at the location of Shi Bibu.

It's not that the distance is too far, the main reason is that Wen Fei doesn't know how to ride a horse very much. After riding for less than half a day, the inner thigh began to hurt hotly.The whole team had to stop and rest.Along the way, almost time was wasted by Wen Fei, even after a few days like this, his thighs were almost worn out.

Damn it, I finally understand why that guy Liu Bei wants to revive the thigh meat. The thigh meat is the meat near the root of the thigh. Wen Fei grinds it on the saddle every day, and it is almost worn out.After a long time, the fat here will definitely be worn away.

If this method is known by those women who love beauty, feel that their thighs are too thick, and have no confidence in their thighs, will they create a new way to lose weight and thin legs?

No matter how bad Wen Fei was, he finally arrived at Shi Bibu's location.At this time, Lanzhou was sparsely populated, and there were large grasslands with lush water and grass everywhere on both sides of the Yellow River.

The Shibibu is also located in such a place. Before Wen Fei took a closer look, he was taken aback by those Shibibu people. Only the whole clan, old and young, all came out to kneel and kiss each other under the horn of the Shibibu chief. welcome.Wen Fei never even thought about such a scene!

People use such a heavy etiquette, of course Wen Fei is too embarrassed to put on airs, so he had to go to see Shi Bibu's livestock first.