At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty as a god stick

() "Oh, so he is a barbarian, no wonder he is so uneducated and dressed in such an indecent look!" Zhang Canjun's tone was a little more relaxed. If the people under his rule dared to dress like this, they would have He was beaten half to death by him and paraded through the streets.But barbarians?Just think about those Khitan people who don't take a bath all year round.It's not for myself.

"Let it go!" Zhang Canjun gave an order, and Wen Fei finally stood up, seeing that the so-called Zhang Canjun was in his 30s and [-]s, wearing a green official robe, and had a very familiar official atmosphere on him. .His face was pale and thin, with the look of wind and rain, but his eyes were piercing, like cold electricity.

Wen Fei knew that he met an official of this era, and he was even more submissive.I was wondering, Zhang Canjun sounded like he was from the army?What's your business?It's just that I dare not say it.

But the jade pendant was still in his hands, so Wen Fei could only bite the bullet and say, "That lord..."

"Your Excellency... This title is also interesting. But I am not your elder relative, but there is no need to be so." Zhang Canjun said, shaking his head and sighing, as if he really sighed because this barbarian didn't know etiquette.A sense of superiority from the bottom of the heart diffuses inadvertently, just like when many foreigners meet Chinese people of later generations.

"That..." Wen Fei had already scolded the person in front of him for eighteen generations in his stomach.The smile that hung out was almost frozen on his face, and he didn't know how to speak for a while!

Don't you know that Zhang Canjun in front of him looked Wen Fei up and down, and was also secretly amazed.He has seen a lot of people, but he has never seen Wen Fei like this, with a white body and a fat body.If it was in Bianjing City, it would be okay to see that rich son and brother look like this.But I saw him in this poor and remote country place, and he was dressed so weirdly, so I believed what Wen Fei said for a long time.

"Where is your crazy country overseas? Is it closer to Tianzhu, or is it closer to Tianfang? What are the customs?" At this time, based on the advantages of civilization, the scholar-bureaucrats held a kind of enlightenment towards the outside world. curious attitude.It is completely different from the later generations who were rigid and rigid at first, and then feared like a tiger later.

"That... my country is much better than your poor place. There are cars everywhere, do you understand cars... they are made of iron, four-wheeled cars, cars that don't need horses, and can run by themselves. And That plane is made of iron and can fly in the sky, and the big one can hold hundreds of people..."

Wen Fei was talking non-stop, and Zhang Canjun who was listening seemed to be looking at an idiot again.Even the yamen servants were dumbfounded, and some even couldn't help interjecting: "Where is your small barbarian country? It's clearly the sky where the gods live..."

"These machines are powerful, but we don't eat well. The meat doesn't taste like meat anymore, it doesn't taste like meat at all, it's almost like wood. What's even more outrageous is this kind of rotten meat. What's the mad cow disease like? , bird flu and the like...you don't even have to eat..."

The yamen servant said: "You are talking nonsense, people in the sky can fly, and you are afraid that there will be no meat to eat? I am afraid that I am tired of eating meat, what kind of dragon liver and phoenix marrow do you want..."

Wen Fei suddenly had nothing to say, and he thought to himself, the world is indeed like this, and everyone can go to heaven and enter the earth.I have even been to the moon, but I can't eat a bite of clean meat. It really makes people resentful!

"It turns out he's a fool!" Zhang Canjun was interested in listening to Wen Fei's talk about the local customs of the Mad Country, but he didn't expect to hear this.Immediately stood up and flicked his sleeves and said: "Nonsense to boast, the jade pendant will be returned to you. This is the land of Middle Earth, and etiquette is the most important. You should change your clothes as soon as possible!"

As he spoke, he threw the jade pendant over.Wen Fei hurriedly continued, his heart skipped a beat, and he finally got the jade pendant back.As soon as the jade pendant was in his hands, a sudden change occurred, and as soon as ripples appeared in the air, Wen Fei disappeared in place!

That Zhang Junjun and several yamen servants looked at each other with horror on their faces, as if they had seen a ghost during the day.A yamen servant even stammered and said, "It turns out, it turns out that this man is really an immortal from heaven and earth..."

"...I met a strange man in Jizhen Town, with short hair, shirtless, and ugly clothes. He ordered the guards to lock him up and ask him, but he said: I am from a country that is overseas, and its state-owned iron carts do not use cattle or horses. I only drink oil, but I can fly as fast as electricity. There is also an airplane, also made of iron, that carries hundreds of people in and out of Qingming. I thought it was a fool, so I waved it away, and threw back the jade pendant that I left behind. When we meet again, He has been flying in the dark, and there is no trace. At that time, Ding and Yu, the servants of the yamen, saw it together... did they meet an immortal and play in the world? Otherwise, what is it called madness? It must be Lu Zu."

This is a private note recorded in later generations, and it has been studied countless times by later generations.This is an afterthought that has nothing to do with this book, so let’s put it aside for now!

When Wen Fei returned to his home, he was still in a daze, feeling that the bizarre experience just now seemed like a dream.Although he is an avid practitioner of Taoism, to be precise, he is an enthusiast of Dharma practice.Even being able to cast a ghost, but it doesn't mean that he is easy to accept such things as time and space travel.

When I got home, I calmed down for a long time.The jade pendant was placed on the table by him, and he never dared to hold it in his hands, for fear of causing another uncontrollable time travel.

Internet, Baidu.Wen Fei unconsciously entered time travel into it, and as a result, a large number of tweets and TV dramas popped up.Wen Fei suddenly smiled wryly and said: "Okay, it seems that universal time-traveling has become a fashion, and I'm really out of time-traveling for the first time like this!"

Slowly the shock disappeared, and Wen Fei's head became alive again.What would happen if I went back to ancient times again?He didn't have the slightest ambition in his heart, such as going back to ancient times to be an emperor, a rich man, a writer... Just thinking about the delicious chicken, duck, and mutton in the market, his mouth is watering.Even those green vegetables are extremely cute!

Do I want to go to ancient times again and buy some good dishes?

Thinking of this, he moved his index finger again, but he became worried about one thing.What do you use as money to pay?

RMB?Don't be stupid, take out that kind of thing, only ghosts will know.It's even worse if you know it, a certain country of China, if it's a real historical dynasty in the past, people still don't regard you as a rebel?

silver?Wen Fei checked it online, and it was more than five yuan...a gram.The price of this bullshit, a catty of silver is five hundred grams, and one tael is fifty grams.That is 250?

Let me ask you a question, who knows who this Zhang Canjun is?No prize for right answer...