Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

Chapter 419 Chapter 420: Today there is an ordinary and ordinary person who spreads the honey
Jiang Ci looked at Tan Qin's resentful eyes and said apologetically: "Sister Qin, I'll give you a poem called "Ru Meng Ling"."

The audience members below the stage were going crazy, thinking, "Is old thief Jiang Ci planning to seduce Sister Qin again?"

"Old thief Jiang Ci, stop and let me do it."

"In flirting with Sister Qin, Jiang Ci is a professional."

"It rained and the wind blew violently last night, and I couldn't get rid of the remaining wine after a deep sleep. I asked the person behind the curtain, but the crabapples were still the same. Do you know, do you know? They should be green, fat, red, and thin." Jiang Ci read out lightly,

Even though there are only six short sentences, it is written in a tortuous and euphemistic way, with great layers. It euphemistically expresses the author's feelings of pity and cherishment for flowers, and also reveals his inner anguish.

The words focus on the portrayal of the characters' psychological emotions.The scenery is used to set off the emotions, and the work is done with difficulty.

It's light, clever, yet poignant and subtle.Extremely expressive.

"Beautiful, Jiang Ci old thief, I can guarantee that you have teased Sister Qin, everyone, Sister Qin's face is red."

The audience looked at the big screen, and the photographer caught Tan Qin's face turning red.It was greasy as snow, and it was as if a light layer of blush had been applied to her fair face.

The host exclaimed: "Good words, good words, Teacher Jiang Ci's talent is really good."

Jiang Ci suddenly thought of Ye Lingxi. He had specially modified the poem to tease her, so he took the initiative and said, I also sent a poem to Ye Lingxi.

"The west wind blows old Dongting waves,

In one night, Xiangjun had more gray hair.

When I get drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water,
The boat is full of clear dreams and crushes the galaxy. "

As for the name of the poem, Jiang Ci didn't bother to worry about it, but that sentence said, "When you are drunk, you don't know that the sky is on the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams that overwhelm the stars."This sentence is a classic.

Everyone looked at Jiang Ci in surprise, as if they didn't realize that Jiang Ci actually took the initiative to admit that he had given Ye Lingxi a poem as a gift. You must know that Ye Lingxi had two quarrels with Jiang Ci. Gossip guy.

"There's no need to repeat the verses I gave to the Poetry Association." Jiang Ci shrugged helplessly. The relationship between him and Ye Lingxi was particularly mysterious. He promised the other party that he would not tell anyone.

The conflict between the Poetry Association and Jiang Ci has long been dire. Jiang Ci doesn't want to see them, and they don't want to see Jiang Ci either. Every time, Jiang Ci criticizes them to death, and even writes poems to curse others.

Now no one in the Poetry Association has the courage to confront Jiang Ci.They were afraid that Jiang Ci would write a poem similar to "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" to retaliate against them.

Jiang Ci has used the best sayings throughout the ages to criticize people. This is something that only Jiang Ci can do. Moreover, "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" has also been included in primary school textbooks. Who knows when the children of You Yuan's family will read it? How do you feel when you write this poem?

In short, the Poetry Association has now become: "Don't come over here!"

The host smiled and said, "Of course you don't need to retell what you gave to the Poetry Association."

Yang Mi felt that the time had come, so she smiled and said, "Jiang Ci, look, you have already given them to them. If you don't give one to me, doesn't it make sense?"

Jiang Ci looked at Yang Mi, and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. She always felt that there seemed to be some kind of PY deal between the host and her.

Then he looked at Fatty and muttered to himself: "In the middle of the night, drinking heavily under the moonlight, a beautiful woman is grilling fish heads with her delicate hands. This sentence is suitable for Fatty."

Pang Di looked at Jiang Ci with cute eyes. She just wanted to order something many times, but Jiang Ci liked it.Her mind was filled with questions at the moment.

The two sentences Jiang Ci sent to Fat Di were actually very simple. They drank wine and grilled fish, which was very consistent with Fat Di's character.

Pang Di expressed that she was flirted with, and then she thanked her with a smile on her face: "Teacher Jiang Ci, thank you."

Jiang Ci said politely, "That's not necessary."

Fatty looked at Jiang Ci and thought, "You have to be lucky that this is a TV station. If it were on a construction site, I would have to give you a brick." She then turned her head to the side and stopped talking to Jiang Ci.

The audience almost all understood that the simple meaning of Jiang Ci's poem was that beauties like to eat.

Yang Mi looked at Jiang Ci expectantly, hoping that Jiang Ci could compose a poem that would amaze her.

Jiang Ci then looked at Yang Mi with high expectations, and saw a smile on his lips, saying: "In ancient times, there were painters who abandoned their work, but today there is an ordinary Yang Dami, pfft, I didn't mean it. Yes. I really didn’t mean it.” Jiang Ci laughed to himself.Then he said to the photographer: "Remember to lose this part." The photographer nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Who is Yu Youwei?"

"Yes, who is Yu Youwei?"

"Today there is a mediocre Yang Dami, and the Kui Jiangci guy said it. Is that mediocre? Is it a murderous weapon in the world?"

The host was also very knowledgeable. She asked doubtfully: "Jiang Ci, who is the Yu Youwei you are talking about?"

"Ahem," Jiang Ci covered up his embarrassment and explained while looking at Yang Mi who was glaring at her resentfully: "Yu Youwei is the female character in one of my future novels, a beauty ranked by Rouge Ping."

"Is Jiang Ci preparing to start a new novel?"

"Rouge is commenting on the beauty rankings, so that's a big deal."

The host also asked curiously: "Is Jiang Ci planning to write a novel?"

Jiang Ci coughed and smiled and said: "It's still being conceived. The structure of the novel is a bit big and I haven't thought about it yet."

In fact, what Jiang Ci said was not bad. Even if he visually estimated that Yang Mi had a D, it was still far behind compared to Yu Youwei, who bowed her head and couldn't see her toes.

Jiang Ci was even sure that Yang Mi was no match for Ye Lingxi.

The host said: "Well, we are really looking forward to Jiang Ci's new novel. Can you tell us what the theme is?"

Jiang Ci shook his head. "Swordsman in the Snow" is based on martial arts and is also fantasy. This novel has millions of words and a huge worldview.

Looking at Yang Mi's resentful eyes, Jiang Ci found it quite interesting, so he comforted Yang Mi: "

The poplar flowers are deliberately drifting with white snow

Miyurunhua different kind of red

Persimmon white and flying catkins in March

Sweet words clear my heart and soothe my sorrow."

As soon as this poem came out, everyone felt like shit. After all, the meaning of this poem was too simple and easy to understand, and it was also an acrostic poem.And it's also very provocative, especially the meaning in the acrostic poem, which is homophonic to "yangmi", meaning "sweet".

The audience below the stage was about to explode.

"Jiang Ci, you thief, you are really terrible at seducing people. Everyone in Yang Mi's studio has been seduced by you. What are you planning to do?"

"Aren't you going to leave a drop for outsiders?"

"Do you want to kill all the contracted artists in the entire studio? Oh my God. Jiang Ci is a thief, you are so terrible, you are simply not a human being."

This poem was written on A4 paper by Jiang Ci and projected on the big screen on the stage for everyone to see.

The show hosts, Yang Mi, Pang Di, Tan Qin, Mu Chuchu, Ran Baobao and others could all see it clearly.

Although it is a simple poem, it hides the head, and the meaning of hiding the head is even more imaginative.

The host asked Jiang Ci: "Jiang Ci, all of you here are first-class beauties. If I asked you to marry someone as your wife, who would you marry?"

Ran Baobao is pure and has a temperament more like that of a lady.

Tan Qin is mature and has a heroic style.
Yang Mi is charming and can make people feel soft to the bone with just one slurp.

Fatty is an exotic beauty,

Mu Chuchu is as attractive as if he was born with his own magic power.
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(End of this chapter)