Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup
Chapter 795 Chapter 793: 4 cm in diameter
Jiang Ci's coughing sound was naturally discovered by netizens in the sister-in-law's live broadcast room.
"Let me go, man. There is a man sitting next to my sister-in-law. Who is it? Sister-in-law, let us see quickly."
"It seems that my sister-in-law's question is indeed quite shocking."
"Sister-in-law, quickly, let us all see who that man is, we are too curious."
"Is my sister-in-law already single? Does she have a man?"
"I didn't expect you to be such a sister-in-law. Who are you? The hatred of seizing my wife is irreconcilable. I'm going to dig that man's ancestral grave."
"Shut up, my sister-in-law is already an adult, and she is already in her twenties. Why can't she have a man? I think your control is too lenient. But the answer to her question should be quite shocking. , otherwise she wouldn’t have nearly choked the man next to her.”
"Sister-in-law, please turn your camera around and embarrass us. Who is he? Do we know him? Is he handsome? Is he good enough for you?"
Then the sister-in-law looked at Jiang Ci with a resentful look on her face, as if to say, "Look, my live broadcast was ruined by you."
Jiang Ci didn't pay much attention, then stood up, came to his sister-in-law, and greeted netizens: "Hello, everyone, I am Jiang Ci."
"Damn it, catch one of Jiang Ci alive."
"Damn it, Jiang Ci, you are such a wild man, how can you be with my sister-in-law?"
"Jiang Ci, the thief, take your life, wuwuwu, how can you be so capable? You have given your sister-in-law to Huohuo."
"Ahem, hello, everyone, I'm Jiang Ci. I'm working on the computer next to my sister-in-law. So, it's not what everyone thinks. Don't talk nonsense, let alone spread rumors. I have zero tolerance for those who spread rumors. Everyone knows," Jiang Cilian explained with a threatening tone, then turned the live camera to the position next to his sister-in-law.
It can be clearly seen in the video that the computer next to it is indeed open, and the format can be vaguely seen.
And there are not just two computers in this room. Jiang Ci showed it to the netizens one by one, and then he said apologetically: "I heard the colorful words my sister-in-law said just now, but I thought it was a bit shocking, so I couldn't hold it back and coughed out. , I’m sorry, dear netizens.”
"Jiang Ci, thief, what are you doing now?"
"That's right, Jiang Ci, tell me, what are you going to do now?"
Netizens are very curious about what Jiang Ci is preparing to do now.
And Jiang Ci said lightly: "I'm going to write a thesis and get a university diploma."
"Just a diploma. Oh my God. Jiang Ci is a thief. If your other classmates find out about this, you will be sacked."
"Jiang Ci, where you are, I want to put a sack on you right now."
"A top student in the Department of Computer Science at Huaqing University wants to graduate early, and he also wants to get a diploma. I'm so impressed. I'm convinced."
Jiang Ci smiled slightly and said, "Okay, my sister-in-law will continue to interact with you in the rest of the time, and I have to continue writing my thesis."
After Jiang Ci finished speaking, he stood up without delay, and then asked his sister-in-law to continue the live broadcast with netizens.
After the sister-in-law sat down, she charmingly brushed her hair around her ears, and then asked the netizens with a smile: "Does anyone know?"
“What are the similarities and differences between women and refrigerators?”
"I'm a little numb. These are simply unrelated existences. What are the similarities and differences between the two?"
"I really can't figure it out. What are the similarities?"
What the sister-in-law and Jiang Ci didn't know at the moment was that the news of Jiang Ci's appearance in the sister-in-law's live broadcast room instantly became a hot search topic. At this moment, the number of people in my sister-in-law's live broadcast room is skyrocketing.
Everyone was puzzled as to why Jiang Ci suddenly appeared next to his sister-in-law. At the same time, they were also curious about what the relationship was between the two. But if it was just Jiang Ci and his sister-in-law, their netizens could still complain about it, they were a bitch couple, but before Tan Qin also appeared in the camera, which made them all numb.
Some netizens posted a barrage urging: "Sister-in-law, please tell me, what are the similarities between women and refrigerators." "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I am also curious, which women have anything in common with refrigerators?" Relationship."
"Will it have the same effect as the woman's water bottle last time?"
"Damn it, don't say it, don't say it. It's really possible. You are worthy of being a great dirty master. I understand a little bit. Haha, sister-in-law, you are so bad."
"Damn it, the one upstairs, if you understand, just tell me quickly, hide it and tuck it in, do it. Do you want to keep it at home to have a baby? You are not kind."
The sister-in-law in the live broadcast room smiled mischievously. She said calmly and confidently: "I'll give you five minutes. If anyone can guess it, I'll send him a red envelope. How about it, haha." The sister-in-law smiled charmingly. Wan Zhong, who had transformed from a young girl to a charming sister-in-law, was extremely beautiful at this moment.
Jiang Ci sat next to his sister-in-law, looking at her gibbering and speechless. She didn't know where her sister-in-law got such colorful jokes, but it didn't stop him from going to her live broadcast room to receive red envelopes.
So, he created an account in his sister-in-law's live broadcast room with an ID four centimeters in diameter. After entering, he gave his sister-in-law a rocket.
When my sister-in-law and netizens saw this online name, they thought of Jiang Ci. After all, Jiang Ci's online name has never been official.
The length of the game ID is 18 metric meters. Now in the game, if anyone matches this game ID, the first sentence he says will ask Jiang Ci if it is true. It's not that they don't believe it, it's just that it's too unbelievable.
And sometimes when he meets a female player, he will be told in private messages, room number, etc. They want to verify his identity, which makes Jiang Ci tremble with fear.
The sister-in-law turned her head and glanced at Jiang Ci's live broadcast room, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She knew there would definitely be curiosity.
Netizens then commented on the barrage: "This person is called Four Centimeters in Diameter. His nickname gives me a very familiar feeling. But I can't remember who it is. What's going on?"
"I suddenly thought of a person. He is sitting not far from my sister-in-law."
"Jiang Ci's dog thief, but does the diameter of four centimeters have anything to do with Jiang Ci's dog thief?"
"Why doesn't it matter? Have you all forgotten that Jiang Ci's game ID is 18 centimeters long?"
"Damn it, Jiang Ci, the thief, are you telling the truth? You are trying to cause trouble. No, four centimeters. You tell me your room number, and I have to verify your identity."
"Made, forget about the length of 18 centimeters. Now here comes another thief with a diameter of 4 centimeters, Jiang Ci. I just want to ask, who are you going to kill?"
Jiang Ci quickly typed on the keyboard and output a line of words, which was immediately displayed on the barrage.
"Sister-in-law, I know the similarities and differences between a refrigerator and a woman, so just be obedient and prepare the red envelope. Quack." Jiang Ci smiled with a triumphant look on his face.
As soon as Jiang Ci's barrage was posted, many netizens chased him to ask questions.
"You should tell me quickly, it's four centimeters long."
"Haha, this length of four centimeters is quite expressive."
My sister-in-law smiled at the live broadcast room and said, "You know, just say it. Don't worry, I will definitely give you my red envelope."
You must know that my sister-in-law made a lot of money when she first invested in virtual currencies, and she has also made a lot of money in the Chen Group's stock market these days. So now my sister-in-law has the attitude that she's just bad, I'm rich. Several words were etched on his face.
When Jiang Ci saw a netizen saying that the length was four centimeters, he immediately became angry and complained: "You are only four centimeters, and your whole family is four centimeters."
"Haha, this guy is in a hurry, he is in a hurry."
"My depth is nineteen centimeters and my width is four and a half centimeters, so I can try your length. Can you try my depth?"
Jiang Ci shivered in fear from the words of a large group of tigers and wolves, and then he gave the answer decisively.
"What refrigerators and women have in common is actually very simple. They can both put meat in them."
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(End of this chapter)
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