Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

Chapter 94 94: A pear tree crushes a begonia
Poetry Society,

The spacious and bright office is filled with a gloomy atmosphere,
Zhang Heng sat in front of the computer, tapping the keyboard word by word with his fingers,

I saw him writing on his scarf @江ci, an author who writes novels about ghosts blowing out lanterns can write the famous article "It's Not Worth It to Visit the Garden".

He just had reasonable doubts, and he didn't spread rumors or slander, so he was Zhang San at the moment.

But when his words came out, many people were shocked by Zhang Heng's words of rejection.

"Fuck, Zhang Heng, you are really brave."

"Yeah, how dare you reply to Jiang Cida like this, let me tell you, you are finished, the devil Zhang Wei is waiting for you."

"What Zhang Heng said makes sense. I think Zhang Heng is right. How could Jiang Ci, an old thief who wrote novels about ghosts blowing out lanterns, write such timeless quatrains as "A Visit to the Garden Isn't Worth It", which made You Yuanqi from the Poetry Association I was so anxious that I went to the hospital. The photo, haha, I took it secretly."

"I'll go, I almost didn't hold my 40-meter broadsword, and almost accidentally injured the friendly army."

"You Yuan was sent to the hospital in a fit of anger, Ouye, that's a celebration of the whole world."

"Zhang Heng is right. How could Jiang Ci write such a classic poem as "The Garden Is Not Worth It", unless there is another one, I will believe it."

"Yes, yes, Jiang Ci, one more song, we will believe it."

"..."

Poetry Association, president's office, a pretty woman looked at the computer screen and said to the old man: "Grandpa, Zhang Heng has returned to Jiang Ci, and I suspect that Jiang Ci is plagiarism."

The old man shook his head and said with a smile: "Plagiarism is impossible. Who would let anyone plagiarize such a classic poem? After all, this seems to be a poem that has been famous for thousands of years. It was just wasted by some little guy from Jiang Ci to criticize You Yuan. Yeah. Hey, keep paying attention and see what kind of masterpiece that little guy will come up with."

At the same time, Zhang Heng's scarf responded to Jiang Ci. Jiang Ci also saw it and thought, since you are so rude, then I have nothing to be polite about.

Jiang Ci then typed another line on the keyboard.

"@Poetry Association@Zhang Heng, "Mocking Poetry Association"

The association talks about the Five Classics, and the chapters and verses are dead with gray hair.

Asking about economic policy is as confusing as falling smoke.

He wears long-distance travel shoes and wears a square mountain scarf on his head.

Slowly walk from the straight road, dust rises before going.

The prime minister's residence of the Qin family doesn't pay much attention to people in clothes.

Junfei Shusun Tong, and I have a different relationship.

Current affairs are not up to date, so I return to Gengwen Waterfront.

Maybe you can’t understand it with Vice President Zhang Heng’s perspective, but it doesn’t matter. I’ll translate it for you. The general meaning is,
The people in the Poetry Association were too pedantic and rigid and suggested that they go home and farm.

Okay, don’t @ me anymore, it’s time to have dinner. I’m not as busy as the people in the Poetry Association.

Please pay attention to @I am a big singer, show, I will become a kicking singer. "

After Jiang Ci finished typing this poem, he stood up, turned off the computer, and left the bedroom. He was really hungry.

It's just that Jiang Ci didn't know how big a commotion this scarf caused,

His poem directly fired the map cannon, mocking the entire Poetry Association.

The fans of Jiang Ci are also fried,

"Damn it, I really can't understand Jiang Ci's poem, but luckily he translated it."

"Class representative, come out and explain, is Jiang Ci right?"

Class representative: "Jiang Ci actually said it a bit euphemistically. What he meant by this poem is that a group of white-haired old men in the Poetry Association are too old to make progress, are pedantic and rigid, and don't know how to adapt. They have read the classics poorly, so they should go home. Farming is good.”

"Damn it, Jiang Ci is so brave."

"Jiang Ci is so awesome."

"Jiang Ci's dog thief must be awesome. After all, he is a person who can say that he has a heart for the world, a destiny for the people, a person who inherits the unique knowledge of the saints, and creates peace for all generations."

"Ma De, if you don't say these 22 words upstairs, I almost forgot that the old thief Jiang Ci also has this classic in the classics, but why didn't the Ministry of Rites like or quote it? He didn't say that he would give it to Jiang Ci. Thieves are rewarded."

"Zhang Heng, you are not worthy to be the vice president of the Poetry Association."

"Go to Zhang Heng's scarf, slaughter his scarf, and dare to slander the old thief Jiangci."

"..."

In the office of the president of the Poetry Association, the old man saw Jiang Ci had posted a new poem, and his blood surged. The woman beside him immediately supported him and said worriedly: "Grandpa, don't be excited, don't be angry."

The old man calmed down for a while and then said, "Jiang Ci, is this guy crazy? What is he doing? He's firing a map cannon." He was not angry, but worried, because he knew What will Jiang Ci face next?
In fact, the woman also knew what Jiang Ci would face next, which was nothing more than a siege from the Poetry Association.

"Actually, grandpa, your worries are a bit unnecessary! Since he dares to be so crazy, then maybe he has the capital to be arrogant. Don't forget the 22 words he once said at the Huaqing University orientation party. , establish a mind for the heaven and earth, establish a destiny for the living people, carry forward the unique knowledge for the saints, and create peace for all generations."

She was actually a little worried.

The old man thought for a while, and pondered: "Yeah, why did I forget the 22 words he said, besides, it would be good to let him suffer some setbacks. Thinking about it now, it really is like a torrent of bells. .”

"Okay, I'm fine now. Tongtong, can you help me get in touch with this little guy. He's 19 years old, Huaqing University has found a treasure, if... Hey, he studied science, It would be great if she majored in liberal arts." The old man said and looked at his granddaughter again.

"I'll try to contact him. Whether we can get in touch is another matter." The woman was a little worried. After all, Jiang Ci is now a big star, with national attention and top traffic.

At this moment, in the office of Zhang Heng, vice president of the Poetry Association, Zhang Hengqi was dizzy,
His majestic generation of great writers was actually ridiculed in public by a brat who asked him to go home and farm.

Nowadays, everyone in the entire Poetry Association is in a very depressed mood.
After all, being ridiculed by a young man firing a map cannon would not be easy for anyone who would let go of this kind of thing.

Some people in the Poetry Association secretly scolded Jiang Ci for not respecting the elders, and some secretly scolded Zhang Heng for suppressing the younger generation and not loving the young, so he deserved it.It just hurt them.

Under Zhang Heng's scarf, Zhang Heng looked the same, get out of the Poetry Association,
The order is very neat,

And under the official scarf of the Poetry Association, it is all
"Zhang Heng, old dog, is not worthy of the position of vice president of the Poetry Association. I suggest he be fired."

"Zhang Heng, vice president of the Poetry Association, suggests going home to farm."

"Zhang Heng, come on, please explain what it means to have a pear tree crushing a begonia?"

"Zhang Heng, let me ask you, you are already seventy years old and you still attack a girl. Are you a beast?"

Netizens' sharp comments hurt Zhang Heng's heart, especially when he saw the sentence, 'A pear tree weighs down a begonia.' 'He was extremely angry.

"Ah~~~~" Zhang Heng could only feel helpless and furious in the office.

(End of this chapter)