The Fiery Era of Siheyuan

Chapter 123, Boom! !
In the queue at the entrance of the public toilet, the second uncle Liu Haizhong was waiting anxiously in line with his pants held up.

Today he fried a lot of lard at home, a big plate full, Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu had nothing to eat, and Liu Guangqi didn't eat much, most of it went into his mouth.

No, now there is excess oil and water, and I have a stomachache.

He had been waiting here for a long time, and it seemed that it would be his turn soon, but no one came out for a long time, which made Liu Haizhong very anxious.

My stomach is shaking and the pain is excruciating. The urge to shit in my butt is coming again and again. My bangs are turning pale and sweating profusely. I have to clamp them tightly for fear of accidentally squirting out.

If it is sprayed out, the fame of that life will be ruined in one go.

After waiting for four or five minutes, Liu Haizhong trembled all over, his face became paler and paler, and he was about to lose his hold, and finally one came out of it.

I'm a mother
For a moment, Liu Haizhong seemed to see the dawn of the world, he didn't care about 21, he held the belt of his trousers in one hand, covered his buttocks with the other, clamped his buttocks, stood on tiptoe, and quickly rushed in.

The public toilet is a long row of squat pits with more than a dozen independent pits inside.

Liu Haizhong, who rushed in, was exceptionally sober at the moment, and saw the vacant hole at a glance, and rushed over in three steps at a time.

As soon as he took off his pants and squatted down, he was about to free himself, when suddenly, a cylinder about ten centimeters long was thrown through the ventilation window behind him, and it just fell right under the hole in the bangs.

Liu Haizhong looked down and saw that the fuse of the thing was still burning, and his mind went blank for a moment.

".What the hell?"

"boom!!!"

There was a loud noise, and immediately feces and urine flew into the latrine.

Good guy, not only Liu Haizhong, but also the pit friends on the left and right have suffered a catastrophe in an instant.

The shock wave of the explosion, along the tunnel, lifted up the pit friends on the left and right, including people and shit.

"Fuck me."

The pit friend on the left who was blown to his feet had a dull expression on his face, completely unaware of what was going on.

After a moment of sluggishness, the pit friend on the right reacted immediately, and immediately became angry, pointing at Liu Haizhong and yelling.

"I'm fucked. You bastard! What are you having for dinner, huh?"

"One fart blows up the latrine, and it blows up labor and management. If you don't give labor and management an explanation today, labor and management will never end with you!!!"

Liu Haizhong was covered in feces and urine at this time, with a confused face: ".I'm not, I don't."

At this time, the pit friend on the left reacted with an angry expression that was almost distorted: "If you dare to say no, believe it or not, I will hold you here and let you eat enough?"

"Just now I watched you run in, squat down and let out a loud fart to blow up the latrine, we are on your left and right, who else could it be?"

"No, it's not. I don't."

Liu Haizhong stood there, waving his hands in embarrassment and denying.

Suddenly, my stomach was churning and I couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Puff puff ~ puff crackling crackling"

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"Fuck. Do you still dare to provoke us?"

"I am.@#￥%..."

The incident in the public toilet became more and more troublesome, Liu Haizhong couldn't explain it clearly for a while, so he hurriedly resolved the urgent problem, put on his pants and planned to run.

The two gangsters were shitted on New Year's Eve for no reason, so they were not willing to make a break with Liu Haizhong, and they had to ask for an explanation if they stopped him.

More than a dozen pit friends in the public toilet also stuck their heads out of the pit to see the excitement here.

"No, you two, listen to me, it's really not my fart, it's someone who threw a marijuana into my pit, and I'm also a victim."

"You said yes? Is there such a coincidence in the world? As soon as you squatted down, it exploded under your butt? I think you are fooling!" The pit friend on the left said angrily.

"That's right, if you don't give an explanation to the labor and management, the labor and management will push you into the tunnel!" The pit friend on the right threatened viciously.

"No, why are you so unreasonable?" Liu Haizhong said extremely aggrieved, this matter is really too coincidental, it's hard to argue.

Suddenly, he looked into the pit and found the scraps of paper left over from the exploding marlezi.

Suddenly, Liu Haizhong was overjoyed. He quickly pointed to the pit and said to the two pitmates: "Look, those are the scraps of paper left over from the Mareko explosion. Someone threw them in from the window."

The two pit friends on the left and right looked over after hearing this.

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Speechless.

After a long time of fuss, it was indeed caused by the explosion of marle seeds, and the traces formed by the explosion in the pit are unmistakable.

The three people who figured out the matter stopped arguing, and immediately shifted their hatred, put on their pants and rushed outside, trying to catch him.

It's a pity that it was too late when the three of them came back to their senses and wanted to arrest the person. The three of them were arguing there for a long time, and the stick of the instigator had already disappeared.

After the stick finished throwing the marle seeds, he was so excited that he hurried back to ask Liu Guangtian for the reward.

"Liu Guangtian, I've already thrown it in, give me candy!"

Liu Guangtian took a look at the public toilet, good guy, there was a lot of movement, people at the door of the public toilet poked their heads inside one after another, wanting to see what was going on, it seemed that they were really thrown in.

"Hahaha, good job. No, I'll give you some candy. Remember to call me uncle. You know, I call your mother Sister Qin, but you have to call me uncle." With that, Liu Guangtian took something from his pocket. He took out the candy and handed it to him.

"Understood, long-winded."

Coming out of the public toilet, Liu Haizhong endured the stench all over his body and left quickly.

There are really too many people onlookers, and they are all from the surrounding courtyards. Everyone knows each other basically. This is a shame.

It's Chinese New Year, and no one would be happy to be blown up all over by someone. At this time, Liu Haizhong's heart was burning with anger, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and his chest was about to explode.

Suddenly, he saw Liu Guangtian and the others not far from the public toilet, talking and joking while pointing to the toilet, so he walked over quickly, wanting to ask Liu Guangtian and the others if they saw anyone throwing mole seeds into it.

Liu Guangtian and the others were laughing happily there, but when they turned around, they saw Liu Haizhong running over angrily.

"Hey you guys, come here." Liu Haizhong shouted at them.

Now, Liu Guangtian, Bang Geng and the others panicked, they didn't expect that it was Liu Haizhong who suffered in the toilet, and they were found in front of them.

Banggeng was even more panicked. Seeing that Liu Haizhong was still a few meters away, he hurriedly clarified: "I didn't throw the Mareizi, it was Liu Guangtian who asked me to throw it."

Come on, Liu Haizhong just wanted to ask, but before he could ask, Liu Haizhong just dropped all the sticks.

"Great, you."

Liu Guangtian's face turned green now, he really didn't show any loyalty at all, so he just sold it to him.

"Okay, it turned out to be you, all of you come here!"

"Dad, listen to me explain"

At this moment, Liu Haizhong's lungs were exploding with anger, no matter what explanation you had, he pulled out the belt around his waist, and yanked it towards Liu Guangtian's body.

"I let you fry the latrine, I let you fry it."

"Ouch. Dad, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore."

That night, the reputation of Maokeng, the second uncle Yipi Town, spread around Nanluoguxiang
(End of this chapter)