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Chapter 161 Famous Scene: "You Ashe, My Nanny" (please subscribe~)

[Hello Kei! 】

[Brother Ji, I am your fan! 】

[Brother Ji, Brother Ji, take me to fly!I'll leave the top lane to you, Sister Tazi and I will go down the lane! 】

As soon as they entered the room, a group of water friends greeted Xu Zhiyin.

Xu Zhiyin took a cursory glance and found that apart from Rita and Sister Zhou, there were no familiar IDs.

It is estimated that if the factory manager hadn't offered a huge reward, he would not have penetrated into the two of them.

【Hi everyone~】

Xu Zhiyin said hello in the room.

Then I heard Rita say: "Brother Ji was invited by me, he should take me down the road!"

"I can do it."

Xu Zhiyin didn't care, he said vaguely while picking up the food.

"With me assisting Brother Ji, be careful! You can do whatever you want~"

Seeing that Xu Zhiyin agreed, Rita tossed her beautiful hair and let out bold words without shame.

In the last round, her Water Friends team lost to Sister Zhou.

【Hahaha, look at me!Ji Ge's ADC has won five kills in the World Championship. Who will help him not to kill randomly? 】

【Gigona Delevingne! 】

【Wow!Miss Tazi is so beautiful]

[It seems like I entered Sister Ta’s harem~]

【Well, it's hard to think that Sister Tazi will be worried about by others in the future. 】

It has to be said that Rita's appearance is still very attractive, with loose hair flicking, adding a touch of charm, making the fans in the live broadcast room full of barrage.

And the game starts at this time.

[Since Brother Ji doesn't play top lane, then I'll play a big tree gangster~]

The brothers on the first floor directly locked Xu Zhiyin's famous hero.

[I play Lulu as a dog for Brother Ji! 】

The water friend on the second floor locked a Lulu.

[The blind man with the film is requesting to play! 】

The water friends on the third floor choose a blind monk in seconds!
As the incense burner system becomes more and more popular, even the blind monk has a way to play the incense burner.

The CD of the golden bell jar is very short, which can trigger the effect of the incense burner.

"Don't do it, brothers, it's really four guarantees and one! I'm not Uzi!"

Xu Zhiyin was speechless.

"Isn't this why fans believe you?"

Rita smiled and said: "What AD are you going to play? What support do you want me to get?"

"Anything is fine."

Xu Zhiyin sighed and lowered his head to pick up the rice.

He doesn't care what the opposite Zhou sister team chooses. If there are no players above the king tier, he can pick any hero he chooses.

It was just a formality.

"Are you Ashe my nanny?"

Rita makes a suggestion.

In her opinion, Xu Zhiyin, as the FMVP of the World Championship and the developer of the AD top laner, played Draven with one hand in the finals and SKT's base exploded in less than 6 minutes.

No matter what kind of AD you play, you can play Kerry all over the field. Of course, you have to stick to the hero you are good at.

But who knew that when she said this, Xu Zhiyin's expression in the live broadcast room next door was stunned, and he forgot to chew the food in his mouth.

After a pause, Xu Zhiyin resolutely uttered a word: "Love!"

Immediately, the whole studio erupted.

[Fuck, love? 】

[Is this the reaction of professional players? 】

[Brother, what do you mean? 】

[I didn’t expect you to be such a gay brother! 】

The barrage was so loud that it almost covered the screen in the live broadcast room.

Rita also reacted, her face was red to the ears, and her eyes were full of resentment.

At this time, Rita had just made her debut, and she was not the veteran driver who had experienced many battles, and she couldn't stand Xu Zhiyin's sharp point for a while.

But Xu Zhiyin had a smile on his face.

In his mind, a familiar system prompt sounded: [Congratulations to the host for successfully recreating the underworld scene - "You Ashe, My Wet Nurse". The contestants watching this game are as follows:]

【Rita: Son of the Stars (A)】

[Special Reward: Hand of Noxus (S+)]

The smile on Xu Zhiyin's face became more and more obvious.

Although the rewards are not many, the quality is still good.

Especially the special rewards for gestures are what Xu Zhiyin needs now.

In fact, apart from the Sword Princess proficiency card he got from A Bin, Xu Zhiyin didn't have any heavy-duty warriors that he could use.

Nuoshou can just make up for his shortcomings to a certain extent.

"What are you doing ~ ouch~"

Rita complained angrily, feeling that today's live broadcast could not continue.

Because now on the barrage in the live broadcast room, the whole screen is filled with [love].

At the same time, good sister Zhou Jie also sent a WeChat to tease: [I love it too~]

【roll roll roll! 】

Rita's fingers jumped rapidly, she rolled back three times, and chose the Son of the Stars.

Xu Zhiyin also chose Frost Archer out of desperation.

Although the Ice Shooter proficiency card he got from deft is only S-level, playing this kind of water-friendly game is enough for him to be independent of Kerry.

Soon, the game begins.

Xu Zhiyin's Han Bing took his four pendants to fight the first-level regiment.

The water friend competition is far less rigorous than the professional competition, and it is not even as good as the rank. Basically, I dare not look at the lineup and play a first-level team without thinking.

In this round, Xu Zhiyin is on the blue side: Dashu in the top lane, Blind Monk in the jungle, Lulu in the mid lane, and Ai Xi in the bottom lane.

Sister Zhou's red side is: top lane crocodile, wild spider, mid lane clockwork, bottom lane mouse and wind girl.

There are a total of six ADCs in the ten positions on both sides, so naturally there is no top laner AD.

"Sister Tazi learns E at the first level!"

After Xu Zhiyin gave some advice in the team chat, he and his teammates went to the classic battlefield of the first-level regiment - the river near the middle road in the lower half.

The first-level regiment broke out as scheduled.

The spider from the red side took the lead, and the cocoon hit the big tree that the blue side was walking in front of.

Immediately afterwards, the red crocodile stepped forward, W bit the big tree and continued to control it.

Sister Zhou's Fengnv waved a tornado, trying to control the tree to death.

However, under Xu Zhiyin's reminder, Rita's nanny gave the E skill in time!
A wide range of silence bloomed at the foot of the big tree, so that the opponent could only use basic attacks to output while the big tree was under control.

In addition, Han Bing's treatment brought up the health of the big tree, and did not let the opponent fall instantly.

On the contrary, the spiders and crocodiles who attacked melee were imprisoned by the second-stage effect of the nurse's E skill.

After getting out of control, the big tree immediately hugged the spider with an old tree.

Lulu comes and turns into a sheep.

Xu Zhiyin's ice quickly crippled the opposite spider, and the blind monk's second stage Q was killed on the spot, gaining first blood.

[Treatment, Miss Zhou! 】

[Hahaha, sister Zhou's wind is not bad enough, what kind of bicycle do you want? 】

[Uncomfortable, sister Zhou's water friend is too difficult! 】

Seeing this, the viewers flicked up bullet screens in Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.

The damage of the blue side is actually not enough. As long as sister Zhou's Fengnv gives treatment, the blind monk's second-stage Q will definitely not kill him.

At that time, there is a high probability that the blue side will have to pay flash damage.

The person who crosses and flashes will most likely be replaced by the red side.

Coupled with the large tree with residual health that was already focused on the fire for one round, the red side can at least make a profit.

Now the spider is equivalent to dead in vain.

The remaining four people output with all their strength, and a big tree was replaced.

One by one!

The two sides pulled apart.

"Well, not bad! We had a [-]-[-] split with Brother Ji."

In the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou boasted triumphantly, her tense nerves were relieved, and she finally saw the news about her on the barrage.

"Oh, didn't I call for treatment? I thought I was weak."

Sister Zhou explained a sentence perfunctorily, without blushing at all because of the mistake.

【mua's mouth is really hard! 】

[She is a pretty girl, but it’s a pity that she has a long mouth~]

【My wife is awesome~】

There was a huge response in the live broadcast room.

As the first sister of Douyu, the popularity of Sister Zhou's live broadcast is extremely high, and the number of bullet screens is overwhelming.

But as this meme about Ai Xi's nanny spread rapidly, the popularity of Rita's live broadcast room also soared without knowing it, almost catching up with Sister Zhou.

A large number of new viewers flooded Rita's live broadcast room.

[Come here because of the name, is this Xi Nai's live broadcast room? 】

【Who Ashe?Who Ash? 】

【Oh, it's Kigo Ashe! 】

[Perform again, I didn't see it just now! 】

[Go back and watch the replay, hahaha~]

"Why are there so many people suddenly?"

Rita was shocked. When she went online, she took the time to glance at the live broadcast room and found that the amount of comments was several times more than usual.

Quickly switched the page to look at the cover of the live broadcast room, and found that her popularity in the live broadcast room has more than doubled, and her ranking has soared from more than 20 in the League of Legends area to the top ten!

Among the female anchors, she is second only to Sister Zhou.

"what happened?"

Hearing Rita's exclamation in the headset, Xu Zhiyin thought he was ambushed and subconsciously became alert.

But I heard Rita explain: "No, just now I saw that the popularity of my live broadcast has more than doubled, and it is still rising."

"Haha, then you can't thank me? How would you have so many new fans without me?"

Xu Zhiyin immediately understood that the meme he played just now had spread, attracting a large number of melon eaters to the live broadcast room.

"I thank you!"

Rita rolled her eyes, and saw someone say on the bullet screen:

[Actually, it's true, Brother Ji was already popular, and then he made this one up for you. You and sister Zhou have been in this position for so long, I'm afraid! 】

[How do you thank Brother Ji?Why don't you give me a promise? 】

[Hahaha, since the popularity is already so high, I think Rita can do it alone without Miss Zhou! 】

"Sister Zhou, speak on the tuba!"

Seeing the ridicule on the bullet screen, Rita didn't dare to answer the complaints about Xu Zhiyin, but only called the name of sister Zhou, trying to bring the topic to the past.

But I heard Xu Zhiyin's voice in the team chat: "I think it's better for Sister Tazi and Sister Zhou to work together!"

【? ? ?You are wrong! 】

[No, Brother Ji, what are you doing~ Why are you talking so strangely today? 】

【Good guy, Rita is going to be spoiled by Brother Ji~】

[What do you mean, brothers?Can you please explain? 】

[The wheel is on your face and you are still here Makabaka! 】

The live broadcast room exploded again.

Rita also understood another meaning in Xu Zhiyin's words, her pretty face flushed again, and she gritted her teeth: "Xu Zhiyin!"

"What's wrong with me? Am I protecting the friendship between you and sister Zhou? Am I trying to sow discord like a barrage?"

Xu Zhiyin responded innocently.

People are not old!
[Brother Ji, you set me on fire, right? 】

Feng Nu’s speech appeared on everyone’s channel.

Sister Zhou, who was watching the fun, didn't expect Xu Zhi to be ill because of the fire on her body.

Xu Zhiyin didn't respond. Seeing Feng Nu standing still online, he guessed that Sister Zhou might still be typing.

He raised his hand and fired a salvo of thousands of arrows. At the same time, he urged in the team chat: "Quickly give Feng Nu a moment of silence."

Rita subconsciously put a silence at the feet of Feng Nu who was standing still.

The next moment, there was a new message on everyone's channel: [I'm suing gonhjhlkhjkgjio]

A bunch of gibberish.

But Sister Zhou still couldn't get out of the nurse's circle of silence after all, and was imprisoned in place.

The long-time control was prostituted three times by Xu Zhiyin's cold ice.

[Fuck, you don't talk about martial arts, come and attack! 】

Soon, sister Zhou protested on everyone's channel.

[Who told you not to hide behind while typing? 】

Xu Zhiyin replied while making up the knife.

Rita also followed with a smile: [It was Brother Ji who asked me to do it! 】

[The two of you are getting mixed up now, aren't you!In the future, you can broadcast it with Xu Zhiyin! 】

Sister Zhou typed angrily to respond.

[Sister Zhou is generous, don’t be like us. 】

While Xu Zhiyin was stuck in the attack distance to consume the mouse on the opposite side, he typed in the gap to respond to Sister Zhou.

For the hand speed of professional players, it is not difficult to do this kind of operation.

He was once one of the top three trolls in the Korean server, and he could even type and troll people during Raven's QA breaks.

But Sister Zhou couldn't operate and type at the same time, so she just let her Fengnv stand where she was, ignoring her own ADC, who was caught in the attack distance by Xu Zhiyin and ran away.

Although Rita also typed without moving, let a water friend and a professional player solo, the result can be imagined.

In just a few words, Xu Zhiyin lost half of his blood to the water friend Mouse.

I couldn't help but interrupt in my voice: "Stop talking, Sister Zhou, use the shield, use the shield!"

"Ah? Oh!"

Only then did Sister Zhou stop the friendly exchange and put a shield on the mouse.

But after putting on the shield, Xu Zhiyin's ice stopped again, and he withdrew to make up the knife.

Rita's nanny filled up the little blood that was consumed because of attracting the hatred of minions.

This is the difference between a nanny and a wind girl.

Feng Nu's shield is temporary, but Nanny's healing is permanent.

Before the two sides didn't move, Xu Zhiyin earned a lot of blood. Now Fengnv puts on the shield and the nurse heals.

Han Bing's blood volume returned to full value, but the mouse's blood volume remained motionless.

After the shield duration expires, it should be how much or how much.

When Feng Nu's shield time expired, Xu Zhiyin controlled Han Bing to go online for blood exchange.

This time, the opponent's mouse flashes directly.

The red side can no longer line up.

[I said Brother Ji, do you want to be so cheap?Playing a water friend game and playing routines? 】

[They play tactics with a dirty heart! 】

[Who said no? EDG's tactics were all discussed by Brother Ji and the coach, so you just say it's dirty or not! 】

[Hahaha, dirty is dirty, but I like it! 】

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw this.

They couldn't see that it was a tactic for Xu Zhiyin to chat with Sister Zhou on everyone's channel.

At the same time, the blind jungler from the blue side came to the lower half of the area in good time, and a sky sound wave from the partition wall interrupted the opposite mouse's return to the city from the tower.

Xu Zhiyin pushed the line of soldiers into the defense tower tacitly, and cooperated with the jungler to complete the tower jump.

It's worth mentioning that Sister Zhou's wind girl was not given to the blind monk who carried the tower, but to Rita, a field medic.

There is no control in the whole process!

"Ah - Buxiangwanla, Buxiangwanla! I can't beat Jige, but he still wants to catch me! The blind man on the other side will die if he doesn't come down the road!"

Seeing the three of them in the field who were still unwilling to leave after killing the mouse, Sister Zhou was so angry that she cursed in the live broadcast room.

But even if she screamed her throat was useless, she was played by the blue Fang Xiaye and the three of them, and she successfully jumped away.

Zero for two!
Xu Zhiyin's ice took two heads.

【Do you want Brother Ji to go to your side? 】

Rita asked tentatively, as if sensing her good sister's madness.

【Okay, okay~】

Sister Zhou quickly responded on everyone's channel.

"I didn't promise her!"

Seeing that Rita gave her the right to use the next round to Miss Zhou without her consent, Xu Zhiyin frowned.

[Oh, Brother Ji said he doesn’t want to go to your place. 】

Rita did not respond to Xu Zhiyin, but turned on sister Zhou on the everyone channel.

[Xu Zhiyin, I will give you another chance to reorganize your language! 】

Sister Zhou gritted her teeth and typed to question.

【I'm actually going to sleep. If you had come to me first, I would have promised you. 】

Xu Zhiyin typed to explain.

[You're a professional player, why are you sleeping so early?And didn’t you just eat?can you sleep you 】

Sister Zhou crackled and typed a series of words, and her Fengnv was resurrected and remained motionless in the spring.

Water friend AD wants to cry but has no tears.

[How about I ask the factory manager to replace me next? 】

Xu Zhiyin said tentatively.

【no!I want you!You hit me one more time and I'll give you a super hot shot! 】

Sister Zhou finally used her cash withdrawal ability in anger.

[You want to bribe me as soon as you become super popular?I am the world champion, FMVP! 】

Xu Zhiyin's eyes lit up, and he changed the subject without a trace.

[Hahaha, you have to pay more! 】

【Add money, add money! 】

[We know that Brother Yin's appearance fee is not enough for a single blow! 】

Before Miss Zhou could speak, the audience in the live broadcast room followed the rhythm.

[Okay, three shots are super hot!You call the factory director to come and see Rita too, don't say I don't take care of her little hooves! 】

Sister Zhou is also rich and powerful, so she tripled the price.

The factory director next to Xu Zhiyin also got the news from the barrage, and when he came over to take a look, his eyes immediately lit up: "Okay, okay, you'll be the next one, just give me a super hit."

Just now he sent 1000 yuan to the water friend, and he just used this super fire to make up for it.

But Xu Zhiyin was unmoved, and while consuming Sister Zhou's water friend ADC under the tower, he typed and replied: [The factory director is my dearest relative, brother and sister! 】

【? ? ? 】

Sister Zhou popped up three question marks.

[That’s another price! 】

Xu Zhiyin winked at the factory director and gave a reply in his spare time.

The factory manager rubbed his hands together, looking expectant.

Sure enough, although the sister Zhou in the live broadcast room next door was indignant, she still pinched her nose and admitted it: [One more shot, if it doesn't work, just shoot and break up. 】

【make a deal! 】

Xu Zhiyin replied in seconds.

Then he took off the earphones and whispered to the factory manager: "We will be half of each other in a while."

The factory director burst into tears.

The happy time is always short, because Sister Zhou talked about business in the spring for a while, the disadvantage of the red side is getting bigger and bigger, Xu Zhiyin penetrates the bottom lane without any pressure, and radiates the advantage to the whole map.

Bring your teammates to take dragons, push towers, and kill people!
Under the heavy protection of his four teammates, he can't cut the ice to death no matter what, he just has no brain output.

In just over 10 minutes, he led the team to end the water friend match.

Then the factory manager also joined in, and the two led Sister Zhou and Rita to another round of confrontation, which left Sister Zhou and Rita unsatisfied.

The popularity of the four people's live broadcast room also continued to rise, occupying the top four in the League of Legends section.

Until twelve o'clock at night, Xu Zhiyin and the factory manager rejected Sister Zhou's application for adding the clock for the fourth time, and chose to off-broadcast amidst the persuasion of countless viewers.

Of course, the factory director, who took back the money with interest, ordered Xu Zhiyin a supper after the broadcast.

　It feels like having a female anchor in your daily life is a little better. How do you feel about the cuteness of the brothers?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)