Siheyuan: I'm not the one who takes the blame

Chapter 35 The Unlucky Xu Damao
When He Yuzhu got there, the stench was overwhelming.

He frowned and stood outside.

I saw Mrs. Jia Zhang still lying on the manure pit, and no one was willing to help her.

The face, hands and mouth are full of daddy, which makes people sick just looking at it.

Qin Huairu and several children came after a while.

Banggeng'er's eyes almost bulged out, and he shouted disgustingly: "Grandma, you've been eating shit all night! It's too dirty."

As he spoke, he hid outside.

Xiaodang and Huaihua also covered their noses with their hands, and crawled back.

Qin Huairu looked angry and annoyed, "Mom, why did you collapse when you went to the toilet? Your hands, face and mouth are covered with shit. How did you do that?"

Qin Huairu felt so sick when she thought of her mother-in-law eating shit with her hands that she actually started to vomit.

Not only Qin Huairu, but also the other young wives and older girls were so disgusted that they vomited.

The second uncle said with an official tone, "Everyone, please stop standing still and help Jia Zhang up quickly. It's really disgusting in this cold weather."

Unfortunately, everyone did not step forward to help, but instead took a few steps back.

When the second uncle saw this, the fire in his heart lit up.

He slapped Xu Damao on the body and said loudly: "Xu Damao, you go, there is Guangtian Guangfu, you two also go."

The reason why he ordered these three people was that he could only command these three people.

The two are his own sons, and Xu Damao wants to be promoted to the deputy section chief of the Publicity Department, so he has to find a connection with him.

Xu Damao jumped when he heard the second uncle call his name, "Second uncle, why do you want me to help you? I have to get rid of the shit all over my body!"

"That's right, there's shit on those hands and arms, how can I hold him up!" Liu Guangfu snorted coldly, with a look of reluctance on his face.

Liu Guangtian even sighed, "I will help whoever I love, but I won't help you anyway."

The old man also had a headache. He glanced at Silly Zhu and looked away.

The relationship between Silly Zhu and the Jia family has become increasingly bad during this period.

It's definitely not possible to find him.

He cast his gaze on Qin Huairu again, and shouted with an upright face: "Qin Huairu, your mother-in-law has fallen. Please help her so that others can help her."

Qin Huairu didn't want to help either.

But with so many people watching, it was hard for her to refuse.

Moreover, the person who fell on the shit was her mother-in-law.

If she didn't help her, someone would poke her in the back.

I can't even stay in this courtyard.

No matter how reluctant Qin Huairu was, he still went to find two wooden sticks.

As thick as a baby's arm, Jia Zhang could just grab one with one hand.

She handed the wooden stick to Jia Zhang and kindly shouted: "Mom, if you hold on to the wooden stick, I can pull you up with four people here."

Mrs. Jia Zhang nodded yes, but did not dare to speak any more.

She was afraid of shit coming out of her mouth.

This is also the reason why Mrs. Jia Zhang was still so quiet after people around her watched her for a long time.

If this were any other day, she wouldn't be scolding him so much.

Seeing that her mother-in-law agreed, Qin Huairu looked at Liu Guangtian and others aggrievedly and pitifully.

Who can resist this seductive little look?

Even if he is a man, he can't stand it.

The two brothers looked at each other and went to help pull the stick.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Xu Damao reluctantly went to Qin Hairu's side.

Just like that, the four of them grabbed the wooden stick, and as the first man shouted, they pulled the wooden stick hard.

Mrs. Jia Zhang held on to the stick tightly and did not dare to let go.

If she let go, she would fall again.

It was a shame.

However, I am really afraid of what will happen.

Just as she was about to be pulled up, Jia Zhang's hand suddenly loosened her grip.

With a plop, the person fell down again.

This time, yellow shit splashed out.People who were close had yellow shit splattered on their clothes.

That's called a stink.

"Jia Zhang, if you want to sleep on shit, don't get up."

"My clothes are all stained with shit, it's really unlucky!"

"It's such a cold day that you have to do laundry for a piece of shit."

"..."

Jia Zhang herself was stunned.

She was obviously holding the stick tightly with both hands, so why did she drop it again?

She glared at Qin Huairu fiercely and scolded her, "Qin Huairu, you bitch, you want to throw me to death!"

Qin Huairu looked aggrieved, lowered her head, and said softly: "Mother-in-law, you didn't hold on to the stick tightly, how can you blame me, and the stick you let go of belongs to Guangtian and Guangfu, not mine. "

Jia Zhang was speechless.

Moreover, she felt like she had swallowed shit again as soon as she spoke.

She wanted to die, and she had never been so embarrassed.

The third uncle raised his hands, stepped forward, and shouted to the two uncles: "Hey, you can't do this, Aunt Jia's hands are full of feces, if you slip, you will fall, and you can't use a stick.

In this case, go get the scrap cloth. "

Only then did everyone realize that it turned out to be shit.

The old man had no choice but to go back and get the scrap cloth.

Although this matter was brought up by the third uncle.

But if you want the third uncle to take something out, it's like killing him.

After a while, the uncle brought several large pieces of scrap cloth over.

They were given to Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu and Xu Damao respectively.

With these three young lads, it should be possible to pull Aunt Jia out of the cesspit.

This time, the three young men held their breath and used all their strength to pull Aunt Jia out of the cesspit.

Seeing Mrs. Jia standing up, the three of them threw away the waste cloth and ran to the pool in the yard.

It stinks, it stinks so much.

It feels like my hands are full of shit.

Lou Xiao'e covered her nose and vomited while running.

Jia Zhang felt that she was embarrassed and lost her fortune this time, so she ran directly to the water.

She couldn't enter the house directly. She had to wash her hands and face before entering the house.

Qin Huairu looked extremely disgusted, but she had to remind her, "Mother-in-law, wash your face and hands before entering the house."

Originally, Mrs. Jia Zhang was going to take a shower, but when Qin Huairu shouted, her steps staggered and she fell down again.

Xu Damao had already hid, but he didn't and was pinned down by Jia Zhang.

No, he smelled like shit.

He was so angry that he stretched out his hand to push.

It's a pity that he really didn't push the fat-headed and big-eared Jia Zhang.

Instead, I grabbed a handful of shit on my hands.

Everyone laughed when they saw it.

The one who smiled the happiest was He Yuzhu.

He really didn't expect that Jia Zhang could suppress Xu Damao.

He was happy just thinking about it.

Aunt Jia and Xu Damao glared angrily at everyone in the courtyard.

He Yuzhu took a look, took the lunch box, and walked out slowly.

It's daylight.

He just happened to be looking for something on the black market.

The closest one is the black market at Chaoyangmen.

You still have to take the tram.

(End of this chapter)