Infinity through different life

Chapter 546 Big brother is itchy again

The expression on Chen Xuanzang's face was a little stiff, he never thought that what he saw would be a wood carving, and although the wood carving was smiling, no matter how he looked at it, it made him feel irritated.

He looked around and couldn't find Xu Jing, so he had to endure it for now.

Looking back, he found that the faces of the two guests were also not very good-looking, so he quickly walked to the table next to him and introduced: "General Shulin, Sha Wujing, the big fish monster in Liusha River."

After he finished speaking, he opened the apron, and he was suddenly suffocated.

Inside the cloth, there is actually another wood carving with a fish head and a human body, the expression is exactly the same as that of the pig next to it, and they are looking at each other →→...←←.

"Monk, what do you mean, old lady's trousers... all the money has been spent, so you just let me see this?"

"You are so wicked, give me your money back!"

Chen Xuanzang had sharp eyes and quick hands, seeing the two women quarreling, he grabbed the two Wen coins in the bowl and stuffed them into his bosom.

"What do you mean, you?" The older woman with the vegetable basket grabbed Chen Xuanzang's collar, glared at him and said, "You are fooling me, pay me back the money!"

Her voice was loud, and the surrounding audience and members of the acrobatic troupe surrounded her.

"Don't, don't be impulsive." Chen Xuanzang struggled to break away from the other party, "There are still good things, give me another chance."

"Okay, if I'm not satisfied, you will have to pay double for everyone watching here."

"what?"

Chen Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, but seeing everyone's staring eyes, he had no choice but to admit it.

He swallowed, looked up at Monkey King on the tree, he was finally relieved when he saw that it was not a wood carving, and introduced to everyone: "This is Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King."

However, after he finished the introduction, Sun Wukong still remained standing motionless, and with his back to everyone, it was really hard to believe.

Seeing the suspicious eyes of the people around him, Chen Xuanzang hurriedly begged Sun Wukong: "Wukong, you can do somersaults twice, or we will die if we pay double for the whole game."

As soon as the words fell, Monkey King standing on the tree looked up and fell down.

Bang~!

The dust dispersed, and when everyone took a look, they immediately became angry. What they saw lying on the ground was clearly another wooden sculpture.

And this wood carving is the same as the previous two, with the same expression on his face, lying on the ground, as if laughing at everyone.

"It's fake again, liar, lose money!"

"Liar, is this the show you're talking about?"

"This is mocking us for being fools!"

"Losing money!"

The onlookers were all furious, and surrounded Chen Xuanzang, almost about to attack.

Chen Xuanzang wanted to cry, but he wanted to explain but didn't know what to say.

"Master, this monk is a liar, how can you recruit such a person?"

"That's right, pretending to be a ghost, is there anyone who walks the rivers and lakes like this?"

"Seeing how cowardly he is, you know you can't afford it, so let's drive him away."

Listening to the suggestions of the people around, only the class leader who was less than one meter tall stepped out and shouted to Chen Xuanzang: "Smash my signboard, lose my face, and get out of here!"

As soon as the words fell, all kinds of rotten vegetables and leaves were thrown towards Chen Xuanzang.

Chen Xuanzang didn't care about other things, he hadn't eaten for two days, he was so hungry, he picked it up immediately, hugged it in his arms, and said: "Thank you, thank you for the charity, it's enough for me to eat for several days!"

Everyone was even angrier now, they pushed and beat him, they didn't listen to his explanation at all, and drove him out of the city.

Chen Xuanzang fled out of the city with a bunch of vegetable leaves in his arms, and when he looked up, he found Xu Jing and the three standing on a hillside not far away, looking at him.

"You scoundrels!"

Immediately, he lost his temper and ran towards Xu Jing and the others.

Condescending, Sha Wujing observed for a moment, then said: "Looking at the vigor of the master, the illness will disappear in at most two days."

Sun Wukong stared at the approaching Chen Xuanzang with a gloomy face, and suggested, "Why don't we find a way to get rid of this dead donkey."

"Eldest brother, think twice before acting." Xu Jing persuaded: "Don't forget the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra!"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly and said, "Who knows if this dead bald donkey will know the Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata."

"Whether he will or not, but if he dies, Tathagata will definitely not let us go."

Although Xu Jingming knew that Sun Wukong and Chen Xuanzang would eventually resolve their hatred and even have a romantic relationship, there are still some things to say.

And he also tried to search for the Dainichi Tathagata scriptures, but Chen Xuanzang's [-] children's songs that were torn up and put together into scriptures had long since disappeared, so he had no choice but to give up.

"Tathagata!" Speaking of Tathagata, Sun Wukong's entire face was full of gloom, and he growled: "Kill the dead donkey, and I will bear all the consequences."

A look of joy appeared on Sha Wujing's face, and he winked at Xu Jing.

Xu Jing had already said what he should say, so he stopped persuading him immediately.

Chen Xuanzang quickly ran to the hillside, full of suffocation, without even taking a break, he pointed at Xu Jing and reprimanded him three times.

Xu Jing and the others were not scolded once or twice, they all kept their eyes on their noses, their noses on their hearts, and listened silently.

Chen Xuanzang kept talking until his mouth became dry and his voice became hoarse, and finally stopped.

But just when Xu Jing and the others thought it was over, Chen Xuanzang still didn't let go of Sun Wukong and said, "You were fine when you were on the tree, but then you turned into a wood carving. Am I a fool when you become a master? Monkey, stinky monkey, won't your conscience hurt if you cheat the master like this?"

For Xu Jing and Sha Wujing, he was not sure when he changed into a woodcarving, but for Monkey King who was controlled by him, he could sense the basic state of each other.

After being trained a lot, Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously at first, but in the end, his face became gloomy.

He fixed his eyes on Chen Xuanzang, and said slowly, "I warn you, don't call me a stinky monkey again!"

The surrounding air suddenly rippled, as if the whole world began to tremble.

Xu Jing pulled Sha Wujing and quickly backed away. He could see that Sun Wukong was looking for faults and was about to attack Chen Xuanzang.

And he didn't worry about anything at all, Chen Xuanzang would not die anyway, just one nursery rhyme with three hundred songs would be able to cure Monkey King.

Sure enough, when Chen Xuanzang faced a situation where his prestige was challenged, not only did he not bow his head, but he even started to provoke Monkey King even more, with the stinky monkey on the left and the stinky monkey on the right cursing non-stop.

Sun Wukong exploded immediately and hit Chen Xuanzang with a stick, and the latter was obviously prepared for it. Although his voice was a little hoarse, he sang the nursery rhyme in time.

"Look, I think senior brother must be itching to think about it."

After Xu Jing finished talking to Sha Wujing, Chen Xuanzang took out the cane and slapped Monkey King hard.

(End of this chapter)