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Chapter 122: What about decorating in place?

Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth, eat, plug the Switch into the base, and remove the joy-con handle from the console.

A bag of potato chips and a bottle of Coke, this is how Squidward has been these days since its release.

It was indeed a day of spraying, and the server of Ren Xiaotang was sprayed all day long.

Low EQ: The single-player mode is quite fun.

High EQ: The broken server cannot be connected at all.

Of course, having said that
"Fuck! Brothers! Damn it! I squeezed in!" At this time, Bai Mint looked at the little squid that had entered the matching mechanism and couldn't help shouting happily.

at this time
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come into view.

"What a stupid server! Ren Xiaotang, can you please fix your stupid server? It's been about a week since the server was launched. Can't you see the players' reactions?" Bai Mint couldn't help but cursed.

Seeing the anchor's angry look, the audience burst into laughter instantly, even though Ren Xiaotang's servers were also among the worst when he was playing games.

I obviously feel the same, but I really want to make people laugh. After all, in front of the Internet, all living beings are equal:
"Look, I'm in a hurry!"

"Anchor, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry!"

"Why do we say don't be anxious? Don't be anxious is an attitude, a kind of relaxation, a kind of calmness, a kind of calmness.

If you are eager to fight back when you are humiliated, you are a reckless person. "Don't Be Urgent" teaches us to be humble and convince others with reason; if you are embarrassed and angry when you are frustrated, you are a fool. "Don't Be Urgent" teaches us to find another way and win with wisdom. "

"You have to think on the bright side. The national server is already so bad. Wouldn't it be even worse if the foreign server uses our country's accelerator?"

If you put aside the Internet, then this online game is a very good game. After all, it does not ask you to top up money in the game.

【RULE】

[Occupy space battle, make sure the area is large enough]

At this time, the names of the two sides appeared on each side. There were eight squids in total, four squids on each side.

Compared with traditional FPS games, the biggest difference in this game is that it is not the number of kills on both sides, but the graffiti area on both sides.

That is to say, even if you have zero kills, as long as your graffiti area is larger than the opponent's graffiti area, you will win this game.

"Come on, brothers! Can you see me being invincible?" Looking at the PVP interface that had entered, Bai Mint wiped the sweat from his hands on the handle.

Eight squids jumped out of their respective iron boxes, each holding their own weapons, while Bai Mint held a water gun.

suddenly,

Whoa!

With a sound, Bai Mint looked forward and clicked to launch. The squid pounced forward. Looking at the ink in front of him, the squid jumped in.

"Wow, nice!" Bai Mint couldn't help but exclaimed.

Taking off, Bai Mint rolled, shaking his wrist, and aimed the water gun at a squid that had just emerged.

Kill!

The water gun sprays and hits directly.

"Haha!" Bai Mint laughed loudly, "Brothers! Learn more! What is this called, sneak attack!" Just like that, a squid came from behind and there was ink on a brush. , and threw it directly from Bai Mint.

"Grass! You can't hide!" Bai Minhe was in a panic. He pressed the zr button on the handle, and a triangular bomb was aimed forward. However, it was of no use, and it hung up anyway.

After a while, after resurrecting, it was still the same way, aiming forward, and the whole squid flew out.

"Brother, take care of me!" Bai Minhe quickly controlled the water gun in his hand and shot forward: "Someone may be coming here, be careful!"

The water gun splashed ink all over the ground. After a burst of crackling, a sweeping machine was thrown over from the other side. The blue ink was instantly dyed yellow.

"So strong!" Bai Bohe was stunned. He didn't expect his opponent to be so powerful. This place was their home base, and the opponent was already pressing up.

Only then did Bai Mint realize what a ferocious enemy was on the other side!

At this time, Bai Bohe smiled slightly, which is interesting, but he suddenly raised his head and saw our brother, standing on the iron frame with a bow and arrow pointed in front of him, his face suddenly became confused:
"No, brother! What on earth are you doing! The other side is attacking right at the door of your house, and you are using a sniper to snipe them!"

Bai Minhe turned pale with fright, the muzzle of the opposite gun had already come from his face, at this time Bai Minhe rolled and got into the ink, avoiding the attack, and at this time, another brush was thrown from the opposite side.

The audience in the live broadcast room also looked confused and asked:

"Newcomer? If you don't understand, just ask, can this game also enable audio?"

"Don't ask me, my cassette hasn't arrived yet!"

"No, I've been playing like this for almost a week, and I still haven't figured out where the voice function is on this one!"

"Is there a possibility that the voice cannot be turned on in this game!"

"It seems that there is a new voice function!"

"You know Hammer, the anchor is called mind communication!"

"I'm out of touch!"

"It's coming, it's the last minute!" A countdown also appeared on the game interface. Bai Bohe saw the interface and said to the big brother standing aside: "Come back, come back, throw a thunder first."

"I'm covering, you go to the top of the second floor, we cooperate." Bai Minhe said to the man beside him, and then directed the water gun in his hand towards the squid in front.

"There are no bullets. The grenade is coming, run!" When Bai Minhe saw this situation, he immediately dived into the ink and ran backwards.

"Brother, brother! There are people on the iron platform. There are people on the iron platform. Kill the people on the iron platform first!" At this time, Bai Minhe controlled the water gun and rushed towards the iron platform while saying.

"No, brother! What the hell are you standing there for! Are you decorating where you are?" Bai Bohe saw his elder brother beside him, motionless.

Looking at the last 10 seconds in front of him, Bai Minhe was extremely anxious, but he could only bravely rush up. He controlled the water gun and fired wildly at the squid in front of him, "Bang, bang, bang,"

"Fuck! Stop hanging up, brother! If you move, I'm fucking drunk too!" At this time, Bai Mint had already moved over quickly, but his figure was blocked by several squids on the opposite side.

Bai Mint saw that his water gun couldn't hit the big guy on the opposite side, so Bai Mint could only operate the water gun, ducked to the side, and dodged the squid's attack. Bai Mint rolled twice underground. , and then jumped up to control the water gun in his hand.

Just then, the whistle sounded.

game over!

The graffiti area is 54% compared to 46%.

The four little squids danced happily as they watched their own host.

victory!

(End of this chapter)