Go crazy, my court is all treacherous

Chapter 1 Wang Bang starts the game
"The Emperor is awake, the Emperor is awake!" a little palace maid shouted in excitement and panic.

"Little hoof, why are you so flustered? Your voice is so loud. If you disturb the emperor's holy body, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!"

The old eunuch said angrily.

This old eunuch's name is Zhang Rang, one of the ten permanent attendants personally appointed by the emperor.

"Hey, where am I?" Lu Yan covered his forehead. His eyes were splitting, making him feel dizzy and nauseated, as if his head had been struck with a heavy hammer from behind.

Is this time travel?he thought.

"Return to Your Majesty, this is in the palace, in the palace! Bodhisattva bless you, you are finally awake." It was still the old eunuch Zhang Rang.

"Go and fetch water, hot water, hot water!" Zhang Rang called to the palace maid to fetch water.

"No! Come back, come back! It's warm water! Be careful, if something goes wrong I'll have someone beat you up! Also, go to Tai Hospital and summon Doctor Zhang!"

After Zhang Rang explained to the maids what he had to do, he turned around and respectfully returned to the dragon couch.

Why am I becoming an emperor?Lu Yan was talking to himself.

"What era is this? Who am I?" Lu Yan asked.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty—" the old eunuch cried, "Creating crimes, what's wrong with you, are you hysterical? This is Daming, the sixth year of Ming Dynasty, and your sixth year as the throne, don't you remember? ? Think again."

"who am I?"

"I hope your majesty will redeem this old slave and confess his crime of violating the precepts." Zhang Rang bowed his head and knelt down.

"It's okay, just get up and say it. I just forgive you!" Lu Yan couldn't stand the old eunuch's ink and just wanted him to speak quickly.

"Your Majesty is the current Emperor Taizu Zhu Hongwu. My old slave Zhang Rang has served you for many years. Do you remember?" Zhang Rang said while gently shaking his palms from side to side in front of Lu Yan's eyes.

Oh, it turns out to be Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang!But isn’t this supposed to be the Ming Dynasty?Why did he say it was called Tianqi instead of Hongwu?
"Who is the queen? Who is in my three thousand harem?"

"The queen is Wu Meiniang, the mother of the world. Your Majesty has only one noble concubine, and her surname is Lu Dan and her given name has the same character as pheasant!"

Damn it, Lu Yan was frightened.

My head ached immediately.

These two bitches, a queen and a noble concubine, I can't live in this harem!By the way, system, where is the system?Shouldn’t time travel be systematic?
"anything else?"

"Gone!"

"What! It's gone?" Where is Queen Ma?Lu Yan muttered.

"Yes, Your Majesty, you only have Empress Wu and Concubine Lu in your harem!"

System, come out and discuss something with you. I want to wear it back. I solemnly tell you that I quit!

Suddenly a clear neutral voice remembered.

"Are you calling me? Master!"

"system??"

"No, I am the pearl spirit of the night pearl on your bedside. I have been waiting for you here for a long time."

"I'm sorry that I can't fulfill your request just now! I spent a lot of effort to get you across, and my spiritual power is almost exhausted."

"Zhu Jing?"

"It's Zhu Ling!"

"Okay, Zhuling is just Zhuling, you brought me to this place? Hey, if I ask you to time travel, then time travel? Look at this harem, what should I do?" Lu Yan obviously hasn't solved his complaint just now.

"The harem is too small, I can help you add more people." Zhu Ling said coquettishly.

"Don't be ridiculous! It's not a matter of how much. Look at Wu Zetian and Empress Lu. These two women are both very capable women. Which one can I afford to offend? Tell me!"

"This needs to be broken by you, Master! I can't do anything! At present, people can only be added to the harem but cannot be replaced! There are also Cixi, Baosi, Liji, and Xiaji available for you. After selection, they can be distributed as system rewards at any time. "

"Forget it, I can't bear it! You'd better tell me where this is. The old eunuch kept talking for a long time without explaining the reason."

"This is a dynasty world, and the Ming Dynasty you are in is the overlord of this world. There are also Da Jin, Hou Jin, Daliao, Mongolia, Xixia, Khitan, Xiongnu, Oara, Fusang, Ryukyu, Goryeo, Tianzhu, and Persia around Daming. Rome and more dynasties are eyeing your Ming Dynasty. The Ming Dynasty is the fusion of many generations of dynasties in Chinese history that you know. The system specially selected famous ministers and generals for you to help you. I wish you can truly unify the world as soon as possible and make great achievements. , Blessed forever!"

"There are also famous ministers and generals? Tell me who they are!"

Lu Yan was interested as soon as he heard it. It was much more interesting than listening to storytelling when he was a child.

Zhao Yun fights Changbanpo, Huang Zhong fights Ma Chao, Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong, Lu Bu fights Diao Chan, each one is a better story than the last!
Zhu Ling announced carelessly.

"The civil servants recommend three imperial masters: Grand Master Cai Jing, Grand Tutor Sima Yi, and Grand Protector Cao Cao."

"Qin Hui, prime minister on the left, Yan Song, prime minister on the right."

"Captain Gao Qiu."

"Teacher Cai Jing."

"He Shen, the head of internal affairs."

"Lu Buwei, Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs."

"Jia Sidao, Minister of Rites."

"Li Yan, Minister of the Ministry of War."
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"No! Stop first. Stop! No, are you serious?"

Lu Yan almost couldn't hold it in for a breath.

"The so-called famous ministers and good generals you gave me don't seem to be good birds. Can't you give me some serious ones?"

"Yes!" Zhu Ling laughed. "Listen up!"

"The four generals of the expedition: Li Jinglong, the general who conquered the barbarians, An Lushan, the general who conquered the captives, Li Yuan, the general who conquered the west, and Zhao Kuo, the general who conquered the east."

"Pan Feng, the brave cavalry general."

"Lu Bu, the leader of the Royal Forest Army."

"Obai, the leader of the Imperial Guards." The official of the feudal territory said:

"Zhao Wang Zhao Kuangyin"

"Yan King Zhu Di"

"Dong Zhuo, King of Xiliang"

"Loyal King Wu Sangui."

"Yeah, that's great!" Lu Yan felt his eyes were darkened and his hair was confused.

"Do you have any other arrangements for me, the Ming Dynasty?"

Lu Yan felt that he could give up treatment.

But he was unwilling to give in and asked tentatively.

"And your private army!"

"Wei Zhongxian, the governor of the East Factory, and Yu Huatian, the governor of the West Factory."

"Zhao Gao, the commander of CRRC, Liu Jin, the eunuch who holds the seal, and Zhang Rang, the regular attendant beside you."

"Thank you! It's really crooked! In addition to those two in the harem, all the traitors are in power, the phoenix is ​​strong and the dragon is weak, how many days do you think I can live with such an emperor?"

"And what good can I gain from you talking so much? You know, I can totally mess it up!"

"Don't be afraid, you are bound to the fate of the country! If the country dies, you will die not only here, but also in the real world! But,...if you can survive and govern the country well, you will be satisfied Unexpected rewards!”

"What benefits? Like?"

"For example, if you get enough merit here, you can transfer it to your real-world account according to the space exchange rate! Of course, you can only enjoy it if you have the life to go back. Furthermore, we also provide you with humanized services. You can bind With the Relative Card, your designated relatives and friends can withdraw cash and share your funds.”

"That's interesting! Is there anything else?"

"Interesting? Warm reminder, the deaths here are all real deaths, and every life is a real life of flesh and blood. It cannot be reborn or resurrected! Please cherish it!"

"As for other rewards, we can give you corresponding merit points based on the difficulty of completing the task. For example, if you quell a war, you can get about 300 million points, which will be converted into money in your time. 150W. And every time you complete a task, you will unlock an opportunity to summon the pinnacle figures of the era! They are all very expensive, and they will help you complete your great cause!"

"What is the event mission?"

"Random! The system will prompt you when it appears."

"I see, there's another question, why did you choose me? Isn't Zhu Chongba a classmate who is also very powerful!"

"I'm afraid he may not be able to do it!"

Thank you for thinking so highly of me. Lu Yan complained that this Zhu Ling had given him too much to complain about.

"How can I find you later!"

"Shout to Daddy Zhu Ling!"

"I'm going to your mother!"

"You're so rude! Don't be so mean. It's not impossible to remove the word "dad"! Do you have anything else to ask?"

"What's your name?!"

"Yaoyao!" Suddenly Zhu Ling's voice turned into a very pleasant female voice.

"female?"

"I hate it, you are a mother, your whole family is a mother! Listen, I am a girl!" Yaoyao said arrogantly and sullenly.

"Then you just asked me to call you dad?!"

"You're so stingy, you can't even take a joke!"

"If I remember correctly, you called me master? Is that right?"

"Ah? Really? It seems - something - then - happened!" Yaoyao said a little reluctantly.

"Call Master again and listen!"

"Disgusting! Lord-Master."

"Ah?" Lu Yan said deliberately. "The sound was too quiet, I didn't hear it!"

"You——! Master! Come on! I'll be angry if you bully me again!" Yaoyao said coquettishly.

"Okay, okay! Now let's get down to business!" Lu Yan stopped being carefree.

"Yao Yao, since we have a master-servant relationship. Then answer me, what good will this do to you?"

"Uh, do you want to tell the truth?"

"of course it's true!"

"While your national destiny is growing, I will follow you for a while." Yaoyao gestured pitifully with three fingers.

"What do you need Guoyun for?"

"Is it okay if I tell you this later? I can't say it now. It's very important to me anyway. Master, Yaoyao is serious."

"Okay, okay, I won't embarrass you, just say it when you want to say it! Where are you from?"

"Immortal Pavilion!" I don't know which of Yaoyao's words are true and which are false. Lu Yan's habit is to take them as false without any certainty.

Send away the demons.

Lu Yan returned to reality, as if time stood still when he was talking to Yaoyao just now.

It's like having a dream. When you wake up from the dream, time starts again and everything is as usual, except that you are in the Ming Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)