Go crazy, my court is all treacherous

Chapter 20 Assassin
He Shen looked at the emperor with a smile, which was right.

How can a man not be fond of women? The emperor is also a human being.

But those two in your harem, well, as ministers, they understand.

Humans, if they have been suppressed for too long, they need to vent. It is absolutely right to bring the emperor here today!

Lu Yan glanced at He Shen and his expression immediately changed. Everything He Shen wanted to say was written on his face.

People say that He Shen is a traitor, fart, pure fart, rumor, 100% rumor.

Master He is loyal to the emperor, patriotic, and understands the holy will. If you say that Master He is a traitor, then there will be no loyal ministers in the world!

At this moment, Lu Yan was completely moved by He Aiqing, so he just made an alliance with blood and made an oath to heaven.

The self-introductions over there were still going on. Lu Yan and He Shen were admiring the talents while changing glasses.

If the monarch and his ministers in the court are as united and friendly as I am now with He Aiqing, why should the country be unhappy? ? ?

Lu Yan sighed.

"Master, please pay attention to the last two courtesans. They are foreign girls, a pair of sisters."

"The plump one on the left is called Nalan Xue. She is gentle and smooth, as smooth as jade, and has a small waist that can be grasped. If you pinch it, your hands will tremble to the point of slipping." Mr. He is the one. With this kind of talent, he can always describe the beauty of a woman just right, with both voice and emotion.

"The one on your right is cold and flawless, with skin as smooth as snow and frost, as crystal clear as a dragon's eye. If you can conquer such beauties on your bed, it will feel more fulfilling than killing enemies on the battlefield. You will have no regrets in this life!" "

Lu Yan looked at these two beauties with squinted eyes.

It is indeed the kind of beauty with exotic characteristics.

Different from the reserved and graceful Jiangnan women, these two are not only coquettish but also wild, full of a beauty of desire that men can conquer.

Look at those legs, those long legs, tall and charming.

Look at those breasts, they are so high, they look like frozen snow-capped mountains.

"Okay! It's just the two of them! Sir, I won't drink this wine with you today. These two beauties look familiar to me, like old friends. I will accompany you two upstairs to reminisce about the past. You take your time here. Play slowly with these girls. Don't treat them badly!"

Lu Yan didn't blush at all when he said this.

Then he stepped forward and picked up the waists of the two sisters, one with each hand, and walked towards the private guest room upstairs!

He Shen immediately understood and asked the old madam to quickly deliver the fruit plate and drinks!
Spring nights are worth thousands of dollars.

When the emperor goes to bat, his mission will be considered completed!

Lu Yan, who carried the two girls upstairs, entered the guest room. Ming Xiang followed closely and brought in some fruit snacks and a bottle of wine. Then he saw the three of them sitting together, covered his mouth and chuckled, walked out of the door, and then lightly Close the door gently.

Mingxiang, a man and a woman who are obsessed with lust, is a common sight.

The two Nalan sisters were not restrained. One snuggled into Lu Yan's arms and fed him grapes, while the other poured wine at the side.

Lu Yanse squinted his eyes and took in all the orders.

One is as passionate as fire and the other is as cold as frost. It is rare to have such an opportunity to enjoy it in life.

"Two beauties, which one do you think is better, the Jin Kingdom or the Ming Dynasty?"

Lu Yan asked.

"Of course it's the Ming Dynasty. The city here is prosperous. People are well fed and clothed. People can live leisurely and dress up beautifully on the streets."

Nalan Xue said delicately, her expression making people love and pity her.

Lu Yan thought to himself, it would be bad if all of you Jin people like me, Daming. If you have evil intentions, you will definitely come to rob me.

Lu Yan grabbed Nalan Shuang's hand with one hand and gently pulled her around the waist.

"Beauty, what do you think?"

Nalan Shuang was not coquettish and lay down in Lu Yan's arms, raising her head just enough to kiss Lu Yan's chin. The unique fragrance exuding from her body made Lu Yan intoxicated.

"Of course it's the Ming Dynasty. The mountains and rivers here are good, and the people are good, especially the men."

"Oh? Where's the best place?" Lu Yan asked, chasing after him while the iron was hot.

"Everything is good, everything is good, good-looking, and talented. Like you, sir!" Nalan Shuang said teasingly.

"In that case, how about I give you a Chinese name?"

"According to the adults!" "Looking at the appearance of you little birds, I think Yi is the most appropriate surname. Shuang'er, you should be called Yi Shanjin!"

"End of the mountain?"

"There must be a road before the mountains and rivers end! How about that?" Lu Yan said with a smile.

"It sounds good, I like it!" Nalan Shuang said with a smile.

Well, as long as you like it, you may not like it later.

"Xue'er, why don't you just call me Yilou."

"Floor by floor??" Nalanxue repeated.

"The building will eventually lead to youth being misled, and freedom will mess up the rest of your life sooner or later! This is a famous sentence from the Ming Dynasty poet! Let you also be talented!" Lu Yan said.

"Thank you, Young Master, for complete success!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" Lu Yan said with a smile.

I thought it would be fine if you didn't curse later.

Sometimes Lu Yan hated himself for listening to Chaozhu. In modern times, he often listened to what others said.

There are two things that cannot be looked directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

On the surface, these two people looked well-behaved and smart, but in fact they were already planning how to kill the Ming emperor later.

If it weren't for the fact that I had listened to Chaozhu, I would have really thought that these two girls were obsessed with me.

What a pity! What a pity!
Reality is too cruel!
I just want to sleep with you, but you want me to sleep forever!

Bah, the most poisonous woman's heart!

But thinking about it, it was almost time for a showdown. The two oirans had been waiting for the dead attendants of the Kingdom of Jin. As soon as they arrived, they launched an attack together to get rid of the prostitute emperor as quickly as possible!
Don't forget to remind the prostitute emperor before his death that sex means a knife to his head.

"Actually, there is another poem in my Ming Dynasty. It is just a gift to two beauties."

"Okay! Young Master is truly unparalleled in talent!"

I don’t know about my talent, but it’s true that my talent is unparalleled in the world!
"The first two sentences are for Miss Shuang'er, listen up!"

"Miss Xue'er, the last two sentences are yours!"

"Sir, what do you mean?" Nalan Shuang asked doubtfully, faintly hearing some unusual meaning.

"Taste it, taste it slowly! That's the literal meaning!"

The two hesitated for a moment, then suddenly blushed.

"you!"

"What are you? Is the person you are waiting for arriving soon?"

Lu Yan stopped pretending and went straight to show his cards.

It's already like this, there's no point in playing anymore.

"You know? When did you know?" Nalanxue asked.

Obviously Lu Yan's reaction was a bit beyond her expectations.

I wanted to plot against him, but instead I was tricked.

And he was taken advantage of by this lewd thief. I was really ashamed and angry.

Although the two sisters turned into courtesan courtesans, they were not real brothel prostitutes after all. They were verbally teased by this lecher without even realizing it.

Sure enough, the people of the Central Plains are cunning!Nalan Xue gritted her teeth bitterly.

"I knew it from the time you showed up in front of me!"

"Then why are you still pretending?"

"It's just a matter of pity for the beauty!" Lu Yan said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)