Go crazy, my court is all treacherous
Chapter 4
Chapter 4
After exiting the Xiange Encyclopedia, Lu Yan remembered something again and quickly asked Yaoyao.
"Yao Yao!"
???
For a long time no one answered.
"Old Zishu Daoshan!" Lu Yan offered his secret technique. It is said that this formula has been tried and tested in Bashu area.
"what's up?"
"Hey, are you still in a mood? Calm down, I want to ask you, I took over from Lao Zhu, where is Lao Zhu himself? Isn't it because of you?"
"No way, I'm a serious person. Of course he switched with you and went to your era."
"Go to my era? Go to modern times? What impact will it have on me?"
"Essentially, your behaviors are interconnected. Whatever you do, he will do the same thing. For example, if you have a fight with someone, he will also have a fight with the person at a fixed time period. This It’s called mutual causation!”
"Then?? If I beat his son, will he also beat my son?"
"You are so smart, you can draw inferences from one instance to another."
"But I don't even have a wife, so how can I have a son?"
"Then it doesn't rule out that he will help you find a wife and create a son!"
"Fuck! It sounds so fucking scary. Stop it, I'd better take care of the birth of my son myself. Let's talk about the next topic!"
"What else do you want to know?"
"My Ah Kun, no, where did Ah Ji go?"
"Who?"
"Liu Ji, Liu Bowen!"
"He was sent back to his hometown by you a long time ago! He lives in front of idle clouds and wild cranes in his hometown. But counting the time, his end is coming soon! The system records that he died in the eighth year of Hongwu!"
"What year is it now?"
"The sixth year of Hongwu!"
"Huh??? No, help me summon him!"
"This is not my business, you can do it yourself!" Yaoyao was arrogant again.
"There's another thing, I always feel unsure!"
"what?"
"Those inefficient lamps in the court hall!"
"Then are you looking for a fuel-efficient lamp?"
"You have?"
"Yes, how many watts do you want?"
"roll!"
"It's a joke, it's a joke! Don't be angry! I really don't have this. Your Liu Ji counts as one, but you have to hurry up! If it doesn't expire, you won't be able to find it."
"Do something for me again!"
"what?"
"Play me "Kurst" twice, and I'll learn what Xu Jiang and Gao Qiqiang do! I'm going to fight evil with evil!"
"." Yaoyao had a dark look on his face.
Lu Yan silently exited the system.
The harvest was pretty good. In addition to a Desert Eagle, which is now the foundation of my life, I also learned a lot of secrets.
"Come on!"
"The slave is here!" Zhang Rang went out to do some errands and hadn't come back yet. The one who heard the announcement was the little eunuch he had arranged in advance.
"Is Liu Jin here?"
"Back to Your Majesty, Eunuch Liu is waiting outside the palace!"
"Xuan!"
"Yes!" the little eunuch agreed and walked towards the door of the imperial study.
Shouted in a shrill and thin voice.
"Announce the audience of Eunuch Liu!"
The sound transmission relay project was started outside the main hall, and the sound of announcements came and went, echoing through half of the imperial city.
Lu Yan secretly vowed that he would provide these little eunuchs with a set of electric speakers from the mall system at his own expense.
In less than half a stick of incense, the senior eunuch Liu Jin arrived at the door of the imperial study. The young eunuch called and Liu Jin entered the imperial study.
"Old slave congratulates the Emperor on his health and may he be blessed with good health."
"Your Majesty, you don't know, my little heart has been beating like crazy for the past two days. It wasn't until I saw that Your Majesty Long Yan was fine that it gradually calmed down!"
"Eunuch Liu, thank you for your trouble!"
"I declare that you are here for something else!"
"Listen to the emperor's orders!" Liu Jin bowed his head and waited, his hands cupped under his forehead.
"I was seriously ill, and some things suddenly became clear to me. Tell me, as I get older, does my heart also get older?"
"I had a long dream. I dreamed that one day I would get old and die, and my descendants would start killing each other. They say that I created a legacy that lasts for eternity, but in the dream I didn't even survive a mere 300 years."
"Your Majesty!" Liu Jin thought for a while.
"Your Majesty, that was just a dream! As the folk saying goes, dreams always come in reverse! Your Majesty, you are worrying too much!"
"Liu Jin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm just bored. Can I ask you something?"
"Your Majesty, please speak! I will tell you everything I know!" "It's tiring to speak so restrainedly. Let me tell you straight, I dreamed that my son and grandsons were fighting, and I felt very unhappy! Please prepare a decree for me. I want to call all my sons together and educate these unfilial sons!"
"I obey the order! This is what I'm going to do!"
"Also, I want to revise texts and mint coins, and unify the language and weights and measures. I am going to order the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Household Affairs, the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Industry to draft a plan for me!"
"Old slave, let someone do it!"
"No, you go in person and be sure to convey my meaning properly!"
"Yes! The old slave resigns!"
"go Go!"
Headache!
Now I feel like I have a headache after meeting only a few people. Language is also a problem. The Mandarin is different in every dynasty and every generation. In addition, there are dialects and Mandarin. When you meet a person and speak the same language, do you really think you are a translation software? ?
Qin Shihuang unified writing and weights and measures. I want to do what he did, and I also want to do what he didn't do. I want to unify the language!
From now on, everyone will speak Mandarin to me. Not only that, I also want to spread Mandarin Chinese to every corner of the world!
Lu Yan thought to himself, indeed, the art of imperial power had an effect, subtly changing his temperament.
The book also talks about an important thing, which is exactly what I want to do next, which is to use corrupt officials to govern the world.
Nowadays, there are many countries. If you are a tiger today, you may be a lamb in someone else's mouth tomorrow.
As the saying goes, you must first settle the domestic situation before fighting against foreign forces, so let me test my ministers. I am not afraid of your greed, but I, the Ming Dynasty, do not raise waste!
Apocalypse.
Xuanwu Avenue!
The most prosperous avenue in the capital of Ming Dynasty.
A fleet of luxury carriages returned from outside the city, with two good horses in front. The horses were tall and walked slowly.
The last two cars followed closely behind, hung with pink curtains, and one could tell at a glance that the cars were filled with female relatives.
Eighteen Izumo riders at the front of the convoy cleared the way, drinking away when they saw anyone.
"President Qin went on a trip back home, the predecessors avoided, let the road out of the way!"
"Get out of the way!"
"Iron hoofs have no eyes! Anyone who doesn't want to die should get out of the way!"
The soldiers clearing the way on horseback lashed out at passers-by on the left and right with their horsewhips, whipping them twice from time to time, in a domineering and overbearing manner.
Even the rich kids in the capital gave way when they saw him.
Wherever the sound of horseshoes passed, a wide aisle flashed out, no one dared to approach.
The people are filled with complaints and greetings to their parents and ancestors. They dare to be angry but dare not speak out!
Suddenly, the leading horse neighed, and the leading cavalry colonel raised his whip above his head, signaling for the rear to stop.
Blocked!
I saw a man in black standing in front of the cavalry, leaning on a sword. The same black cloak buried his strong body deeply, and covered it with a bamboo mat and bamboo hat, hiding his face in the shadows.
"Who is coming?"
The cavalry captain tightened the reins of his horse, keeping the frightened and restless mount in place.
The cavalry colonel felt the strong evil spirit coming out of the other party, so he restrained his arrogance, and his tone of questioning became much more polite.
"Who are you waiting for?" The knight blocking the road asked calmly.
"I am in charge of the convoy of Lord Qin Hui, the Prime Minister of the Left, and I am the Cavalry Colonel Wang Mian!"
Seeing that the other party did not come to provoke him, Wang Mian felt a little relieved.
Jianghu people, crouching tigers, hidden dragons, sometimes don't look amazing but are extremely powerful. When meeting such people, they usually give each other face. It's better to do less than to do more. After all, it's a long way to go.
Although Wang Mian is in the officialdom, he can't help but come into contact with knights and knights. It's easy to make many friends!
"Master Qin is returning to the city from a trip with his family today. He is passing through this road. Please make it convenient for him!"
"What rank is Prime Minister Qin?" the knight asked.
"The Prime Minister is a second-rank official in the court!"
Wang Mian felt that the other party's question was strange. The world is so big, but there are still people who don't know the rank of Prime Minister Qin?
However, since he was unable to detect the other party's strength, he had no choice but to answer, using the name of Prime Minister Qin, hoping that the other party would realize his interest and leave quickly.
"Oh? How much is the penalty for killing a second-grade official?"
"Presumptuous, I am facing the decree, murdering officials of the second rank and above will be punished!" Wang Mian became angry, and took advantage of the time to adjust his horse stance to rein in his left hand, and his right hand was already on the saber at his waist.
His intuition told him that there was something wrong with the person in front of him. As long as the other party made the slightest move, he would be ready to suppress it at any time.
"Oh? Kill Manmen?"
The knight was a little disappointed.
As he spoke, he turned sideways and partially moved out of the way.
But the next sentence almost made Wang Mian blood boil.
"Then go over there! Excuse me, this one is not qualified. I'll wait for someone with a higher rank!"
"How presumptuous! Who borrowed your dog's courage? This is too much for a common man to bully others! Follow me and kill this beast!" Wang Mian drew out the sword from his waist, stepped on his horse, held the reins, and charged towards the knight.
In an instant, eighteen horsemen jumped up from the crowd, and the sound of killing was loud.
The people retreated and dispersed.
"Someone is going to die! Run!"
"Report immediately, there is a fight!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? The one riding the horse is the official!"
(End of this chapter)
After exiting the Xiange Encyclopedia, Lu Yan remembered something again and quickly asked Yaoyao.
"Yao Yao!"
???
For a long time no one answered.
"Old Zishu Daoshan!" Lu Yan offered his secret technique. It is said that this formula has been tried and tested in Bashu area.
"what's up?"
"Hey, are you still in a mood? Calm down, I want to ask you, I took over from Lao Zhu, where is Lao Zhu himself? Isn't it because of you?"
"No way, I'm a serious person. Of course he switched with you and went to your era."
"Go to my era? Go to modern times? What impact will it have on me?"
"Essentially, your behaviors are interconnected. Whatever you do, he will do the same thing. For example, if you have a fight with someone, he will also have a fight with the person at a fixed time period. This It’s called mutual causation!”
"Then?? If I beat his son, will he also beat my son?"
"You are so smart, you can draw inferences from one instance to another."
"But I don't even have a wife, so how can I have a son?"
"Then it doesn't rule out that he will help you find a wife and create a son!"
"Fuck! It sounds so fucking scary. Stop it, I'd better take care of the birth of my son myself. Let's talk about the next topic!"
"What else do you want to know?"
"My Ah Kun, no, where did Ah Ji go?"
"Who?"
"Liu Ji, Liu Bowen!"
"He was sent back to his hometown by you a long time ago! He lives in front of idle clouds and wild cranes in his hometown. But counting the time, his end is coming soon! The system records that he died in the eighth year of Hongwu!"
"What year is it now?"
"The sixth year of Hongwu!"
"Huh??? No, help me summon him!"
"This is not my business, you can do it yourself!" Yaoyao was arrogant again.
"There's another thing, I always feel unsure!"
"what?"
"Those inefficient lamps in the court hall!"
"Then are you looking for a fuel-efficient lamp?"
"You have?"
"Yes, how many watts do you want?"
"roll!"
"It's a joke, it's a joke! Don't be angry! I really don't have this. Your Liu Ji counts as one, but you have to hurry up! If it doesn't expire, you won't be able to find it."
"Do something for me again!"
"what?"
"Play me "Kurst" twice, and I'll learn what Xu Jiang and Gao Qiqiang do! I'm going to fight evil with evil!"
"." Yaoyao had a dark look on his face.
Lu Yan silently exited the system.
The harvest was pretty good. In addition to a Desert Eagle, which is now the foundation of my life, I also learned a lot of secrets.
"Come on!"
"The slave is here!" Zhang Rang went out to do some errands and hadn't come back yet. The one who heard the announcement was the little eunuch he had arranged in advance.
"Is Liu Jin here?"
"Back to Your Majesty, Eunuch Liu is waiting outside the palace!"
"Xuan!"
"Yes!" the little eunuch agreed and walked towards the door of the imperial study.
Shouted in a shrill and thin voice.
"Announce the audience of Eunuch Liu!"
The sound transmission relay project was started outside the main hall, and the sound of announcements came and went, echoing through half of the imperial city.
Lu Yan secretly vowed that he would provide these little eunuchs with a set of electric speakers from the mall system at his own expense.
In less than half a stick of incense, the senior eunuch Liu Jin arrived at the door of the imperial study. The young eunuch called and Liu Jin entered the imperial study.
"Old slave congratulates the Emperor on his health and may he be blessed with good health."
"Your Majesty, you don't know, my little heart has been beating like crazy for the past two days. It wasn't until I saw that Your Majesty Long Yan was fine that it gradually calmed down!"
"Eunuch Liu, thank you for your trouble!"
"I declare that you are here for something else!"
"Listen to the emperor's orders!" Liu Jin bowed his head and waited, his hands cupped under his forehead.
"I was seriously ill, and some things suddenly became clear to me. Tell me, as I get older, does my heart also get older?"
"I had a long dream. I dreamed that one day I would get old and die, and my descendants would start killing each other. They say that I created a legacy that lasts for eternity, but in the dream I didn't even survive a mere 300 years."
"Your Majesty!" Liu Jin thought for a while.
"Your Majesty, that was just a dream! As the folk saying goes, dreams always come in reverse! Your Majesty, you are worrying too much!"
"Liu Jin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm just bored. Can I ask you something?"
"Your Majesty, please speak! I will tell you everything I know!" "It's tiring to speak so restrainedly. Let me tell you straight, I dreamed that my son and grandsons were fighting, and I felt very unhappy! Please prepare a decree for me. I want to call all my sons together and educate these unfilial sons!"
"I obey the order! This is what I'm going to do!"
"Also, I want to revise texts and mint coins, and unify the language and weights and measures. I am going to order the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Household Affairs, the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Industry to draft a plan for me!"
"Old slave, let someone do it!"
"No, you go in person and be sure to convey my meaning properly!"
"Yes! The old slave resigns!"
"go Go!"
Headache!
Now I feel like I have a headache after meeting only a few people. Language is also a problem. The Mandarin is different in every dynasty and every generation. In addition, there are dialects and Mandarin. When you meet a person and speak the same language, do you really think you are a translation software? ?
Qin Shihuang unified writing and weights and measures. I want to do what he did, and I also want to do what he didn't do. I want to unify the language!
From now on, everyone will speak Mandarin to me. Not only that, I also want to spread Mandarin Chinese to every corner of the world!
Lu Yan thought to himself, indeed, the art of imperial power had an effect, subtly changing his temperament.
The book also talks about an important thing, which is exactly what I want to do next, which is to use corrupt officials to govern the world.
Nowadays, there are many countries. If you are a tiger today, you may be a lamb in someone else's mouth tomorrow.
As the saying goes, you must first settle the domestic situation before fighting against foreign forces, so let me test my ministers. I am not afraid of your greed, but I, the Ming Dynasty, do not raise waste!
Apocalypse.
Xuanwu Avenue!
The most prosperous avenue in the capital of Ming Dynasty.
A fleet of luxury carriages returned from outside the city, with two good horses in front. The horses were tall and walked slowly.
The last two cars followed closely behind, hung with pink curtains, and one could tell at a glance that the cars were filled with female relatives.
Eighteen Izumo riders at the front of the convoy cleared the way, drinking away when they saw anyone.
"President Qin went on a trip back home, the predecessors avoided, let the road out of the way!"
"Get out of the way!"
"Iron hoofs have no eyes! Anyone who doesn't want to die should get out of the way!"
The soldiers clearing the way on horseback lashed out at passers-by on the left and right with their horsewhips, whipping them twice from time to time, in a domineering and overbearing manner.
Even the rich kids in the capital gave way when they saw him.
Wherever the sound of horseshoes passed, a wide aisle flashed out, no one dared to approach.
The people are filled with complaints and greetings to their parents and ancestors. They dare to be angry but dare not speak out!
Suddenly, the leading horse neighed, and the leading cavalry colonel raised his whip above his head, signaling for the rear to stop.
Blocked!
I saw a man in black standing in front of the cavalry, leaning on a sword. The same black cloak buried his strong body deeply, and covered it with a bamboo mat and bamboo hat, hiding his face in the shadows.
"Who is coming?"
The cavalry captain tightened the reins of his horse, keeping the frightened and restless mount in place.
The cavalry colonel felt the strong evil spirit coming out of the other party, so he restrained his arrogance, and his tone of questioning became much more polite.
"Who are you waiting for?" The knight blocking the road asked calmly.
"I am in charge of the convoy of Lord Qin Hui, the Prime Minister of the Left, and I am the Cavalry Colonel Wang Mian!"
Seeing that the other party did not come to provoke him, Wang Mian felt a little relieved.
Jianghu people, crouching tigers, hidden dragons, sometimes don't look amazing but are extremely powerful. When meeting such people, they usually give each other face. It's better to do less than to do more. After all, it's a long way to go.
Although Wang Mian is in the officialdom, he can't help but come into contact with knights and knights. It's easy to make many friends!
"Master Qin is returning to the city from a trip with his family today. He is passing through this road. Please make it convenient for him!"
"What rank is Prime Minister Qin?" the knight asked.
"The Prime Minister is a second-rank official in the court!"
Wang Mian felt that the other party's question was strange. The world is so big, but there are still people who don't know the rank of Prime Minister Qin?
However, since he was unable to detect the other party's strength, he had no choice but to answer, using the name of Prime Minister Qin, hoping that the other party would realize his interest and leave quickly.
"Oh? How much is the penalty for killing a second-grade official?"
"Presumptuous, I am facing the decree, murdering officials of the second rank and above will be punished!" Wang Mian became angry, and took advantage of the time to adjust his horse stance to rein in his left hand, and his right hand was already on the saber at his waist.
His intuition told him that there was something wrong with the person in front of him. As long as the other party made the slightest move, he would be ready to suppress it at any time.
"Oh? Kill Manmen?"
The knight was a little disappointed.
As he spoke, he turned sideways and partially moved out of the way.
But the next sentence almost made Wang Mian blood boil.
"Then go over there! Excuse me, this one is not qualified. I'll wait for someone with a higher rank!"
"How presumptuous! Who borrowed your dog's courage? This is too much for a common man to bully others! Follow me and kill this beast!" Wang Mian drew out the sword from his waist, stepped on his horse, held the reins, and charged towards the knight.
In an instant, eighteen horsemen jumped up from the crowd, and the sound of killing was loud.
The people retreated and dispersed.
"Someone is going to die! Run!"
"Report immediately, there is a fight!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? The one riding the horse is the official!"
(End of this chapter)
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