Goodbye national football!I have the opening goal card!
Chapter 142 140 chuckle
Chapter 142 140 chuckle
Everyone looked over with wide eyes, and their faces were pale.
"No way, did you really hit it?"
"That's okay, how did this kid do it?"
"It's so awesome, no wonder I won the third prize!"
"Hey, if we weren't here, this guy would probably win the championship."
Everyone looked at the ball with countless expressions of wonder in their eyes. They didn't expect that this yellow-skinned monkey had such an ability. It can be said to have broken the rules!
"what"
"What a close call!"
"Damn it"
"So fast, his footwork is simply amazing!"
"Oh my god, how strong is this kid? Why does he feel so much scarier than before!"
"It's scary!"
The crowd around the stadium was talking a lot, and everyone had a look of fear on their faces. They didn't expect the yellow-skinned monkey to be so powerful, which chilled their hearts!
And they also discovered that the yellow-skinned monkey actually shot the football with its feet!
What kind of power and speed can do this!
"Hahaha, you missed the shot!"
"I thought you could cum inside!"
"Boy, you are dead, today is your day of death!"
"."
When the football was flying halfway, a series of sharp shouts suddenly came out, and then a black shadow suddenly jumped up, and the football flew out with a plop, just in front of a man.
The man looked down at the football with a ferocious sneer on his face: "Smelly monkey, do you still dare to be arrogant? Let's see how you escape from my grasp this time!"
Then he turned his head and looked at the group of people behind him, cursing in his mouth: "A bunch of trash, they can't even hit this ball, why should I support you?"
"Sorry captain, sorry captain"
The football rolled to the player's feet. He was trembling with fear, his face turned pale, and he knelt on the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy.
The man stretched out his foot and kicked the football and roared: "Go back, don't hang around in front of my eyes!"
"Yes, yes, yes, get out now!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, the player was like a frightened rabbit, hurriedly getting up and stumbling away towards the outside of the stadium, his body trembling all the way.
The football was pushed out by him, is he still alive?
"Humph!"
The man snorted coldly, turned around and walked back to the locker room.
"The captain is mighty and domineering, shocking the world!"
"Captain is the best!"
"Long live the captain!"
"The captain is the strongest and invincible!"
After the football was pushed out, excited cheers erupted from the sidelines.
"Is this the essence of traditional Chinese martial arts, that one person can top the ball flying single-handedly?"
On the court, Ye Haoxuan stood there, looking at the football in the distance, with a puzzled expression in his eyes, and thought to himself.
The scene just now allowed him to see the core of traditional Chinese martial arts!
This is called the essence!
His footwork just now was like that of a god. That kind of speed perfectly interpreted the meaning of "empty-handed".
"This feeling is amazing!"
"I haven't felt like this in a long, long time!"
"Yeah, me too!"
"Captain, what trick did you just use that scared us all?"
"Yes, we witnessed the birth of a miracle with our own eyes. It's so surprising!"
"Captain, how did you learn those moves just now? Can you teach us?"
"Yes, yes, this is too mysterious. Please teach us. I promise not to steal it."
"Yes, Captain, teach us."
"Captain, I am also willing to learn, so just teach us!"
After the football was pushed out, all the spectators on the field rushed over and knelt on the ground.
Some people raised their arms and roared to the sky.
Some people knelt on the ground, wailing loudly, and some even held their heads, looking extremely painful.
The scene was very chaotic, and some people's expressions were extremely exaggerated.
They kept kneeling on the ground, crying sadly from their mouths, their eyes were red, and their faces were filled with tears.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"Oh my God!"
"what's going on?"
After the football flew out, the crowd on the field could no longer hold back and fell to their knees on the ground, crying bitterly.
This is very puzzling.
But the source of all this is the football!
In the center of the court, Ye Haoxuan watched all this, and the doubts on his brows became more and more intense.
What's wrong with these people?
Is it because my actions just now scared them?
Or rather, they were kicked in the head by a donkey!
I didn't do anything!
How could it scare them?
Ye Haoxuan was puzzled.
At this moment, the football rolled over again and went straight to Ye Haoxuan's face.
This time the distance was even closer.
Ye Haoxuan watched the ball fly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and quickly kicked the football with his right foot.
boom!
This time the football drew an arc in the air and flew out again.
But this time, Ye Haoxuan did not kick again, but simply put away his right leg easily, then looked at the crowd in the venue, shook his head, turned and walked towards the door.
"Stop, don't go, give me the ball back!"
"Captain, give me the ball back!"
The football was kicked away, and the group of people suddenly became anxious.
"Go away!"
Ye Haoxuan shouted low, moved his steps slightly, rushed out of the stadium in an instant, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The group of people were stunned for a moment, and then they chased each other wildly.
"Captain, give us the ball back!"
"Give us the ball back!"
"Give us the ball back!"
A group of people chased for more than a minute, but still could not find Ye Haoxuan.
"Damn it, what the hell is going on?"
"Damn it, this guy is running too fast, isn't he?"
"Captain, come back quickly, we were wrong!"
"We admit defeat, please don't lose the ball again, we really know we were wrong!"
On the sidelines, everyone was dumbfounded.
Is this bitch still their proud captain? How did she become a fan?
"Hey, my football will never be kicked out again." Ye Haoxuan said as he walked.
The scene just now touched him a little.
"What, those moves you just made were just for show, you liar, you actually lied to me!"
A girl shouted at him and looked at Ye Haoxuan with anger on her face.
"You must be the one who lied to you. I was clearly on the court just now, but you kicked the ball out. Do you really think you are the prince of football?"
"You are being unreasonable. I can't play football at such a speed. Someone must be operating behind the scenes and deliberately letting you avoid it."
"yes"
"If you don't believe me, ask the audience around, they have witnessed this scene with their own eyes!"
"We believe in the captain!"
"The captain is so good at playing football!"
"What a beautiful kick!"
"So handsome!"
"Captain is really a superstar, my idol!"
"Captain, you are the hero in my heart!"
"Captain, please take me in and let me be your apprentice."
"Captain, I want to learn from my master and work for you from now on!"
Hearing this sentence, Ye Haoxuan couldn't help but sneeze, and thought to himself: "Damn it, could it be that I traveled through time?"
"You guys, why don't you go back to bed quickly? You have to train tomorrow morning."
"Yes, I also wanted to watch the captain play, but I can't see it now."
Upon hearing Ye Haoxuan's order, the audience immediately dispersed and went back to their rooms to rest.
"These guys!"
Ye Haoxuan sighed helplessly, and walked towards the training base.
"Boss, I just saw a very interesting scene. The captain looked so handsome playing football just now!"
"Yes, yes, I saw that too."
"That kid was kicked out because he was not as strong as the captain. It was so funny!"
"Haha, I just like to entertain children, haha!"
In the training base, a group of young students were chatting with bright smiles on their faces.
Each of their faces is full of youth and vitality.
This is one of the top universities in China, the Huaxia Basketball Team.
Ye Haoxuan looked at them with a hint of envy in his eyes.
"There really is such a place in this world!"
Ye Haoxuan murmured softly.
"Hey, did you hear that someone kicked the ball away today?"
"What, you kicked the ball so hard that it flew away?"
"Are you stupid? The ball has already flown dozens of meters, how come it doesn't fall?"
"Isn't it? My mommy, this is so awesome!"
"You don't understand. The captain is a member of the country's special department. His strength is terrifying. Not many people in this world are his opponents. Whoever he wants to kick will be kicked out."
"Wow, doesn't that mean our captain is a legendary martial arts master?"
"Of course, our captain is the world's top football player!"
"It's a pity that he is a man, otherwise I would have married him."
Hearing their discussion, Ye Haoxuan's face turned dark and he looked embarrassed.
It's true that he is a man, but he has no intention of marrying a wife!
"Captain, what are we still doing here? Let's go back to sleep."
"Yes, I'm so sleepy. Captain, please spare us."
A group of students said playfully, and left one after another, returning to the dormitory to wash up and go to bed.
"Phew, finally back to the dormitory."
After Ye Haoxuan returned to the dormitory, he took off his shoes and socks, stepped on the soft carpet with his bare feet, felt the smooth touch, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Oh, no matter, let's take a shower first."
He took off his clothes and entered the bathroom.
After taking a shower, he put on his underwear, lay on the bed, picked up his phone, and logged in to his Weibo.
Clicking to open Weibo, Ye Haoxuan opened the news page.
"Ye Haoxuan defeated the strongest player in the International Professional League in the basketball game, won the Asian gold belt, and defeated the team in the International Professional League!"
Seeing this Weibo, Ye Haoxuan couldn't help but be shocked.
Are you already the owner of the Asian Golden Belt?
Although he is only No. 5, he is still the second player in Chinese history to win the Asian gold belt!
This achievement is absolutely incredible.
At this moment, he suddenly missed the old days. At that time, he was only 17 years old, but he already had the Asian gold belt. If you add the King of Football Cup championship trophy, it would be the No. 3 Asian gold belt.
At that time, I was a man of the hour, hailed as China's most promising athlete in the future, and China's No. 1 football player in the future.
It's a pity that now his dream has been shattered. Not only has he lost his football dream, but even his career dream has been strangled in his infancy.
However, not only did he survive, but he was also reborn, which was a blessing among misfortunes.
Ye Haoxuan chuckled, closed the web page, and fell into a deep sleep.
The next morning, after Ye Haoxuan woke up, he stretched and walked out of the dormitory.
"Ye Haoxuan, you're awake!"
Yang Dawei braked and slapped Yunli with his backhand, saying, "What are you afraid of? Let's kiss passionately right now to prove to them how much I love you!"
While everyone was exclaiming, Yang Dawei picked up Yunli's face, raised his sausage mouth and kissed her, a wet kiss.
But Xu Xiaojun no longer has the heartache of yesterday. He has a fairy chat group and is already a different person.
He just felt disgusted now, why could he fall in love with such a vulgar woman like Yunli before.
"Well, forget about using Brother Monkey's hair. If you don't take revenge on me, it's not your husband!" He clicked on his cell phone, holding the monkey hair in his hand, and thought to himself: "Let Yang Dawei vomit shit..."
Just as he was thinking about it, Yang Dawei let out a loud sound, spitting out black and yellow, crusty dog shit from his mouth, all of which spat on Yunli's delicate makeup.
Along with Yunli's screams, the onlookers became excited again. This Yang Dawei is so perverted. He confessed to a bitch yesterday and vomited dog poop today. What kind of trouble is this?
Xu Xiaojun felt his stomach churn when he saw it, and he wanted to walk away.
Yun Li shouted: "Xu Xiaojun, why did we have nothing good when we met you, we have already broken up, please don't follow me every day, and I won't change your mind if you follow me, you should die! We are not from the same world!"
Xu Xiaojun: "???" He was immediately confused. He didn't know how Yunli came up with this idea. The chance encounter could be said to be following her.
At this moment, the students' attention was attracted by a figure coming from a distance.
She is a girl. She is tall, with fair skin, a melon-shaped face, bright eyes and white teeth, with naturally curly hair. She has delicate eyebrows and looks very interesting. She also seems to have developed earlier than her peers. Although she is wearing a school uniform, But it still can't hide her curvy figure, just like a supermodel on an international catwalk.
I almost got into a fight because of this!
This sentence, because it was said just now under the appraisal of the obsidian button props' divine power, must be true.
But in the morning, the old village chief said that the button was a stitched button on his crotch, and there was no lie at that time.
Are both father and son telling the truth?
Wait, Xu Jun suddenly remembered that Tang Xiang, her younger sister, had also provided a clue about this black button, that is, she had seen it on her sister's wedding dress. This wedding dress was buried with her sister after her death and placed on the On the grave.
Xu Jun remembered that when he went to the mass grave just now, because his thoughts were too busy, he did not look for the wedding dress to verify it.
(End of this chapter)
Everyone looked over with wide eyes, and their faces were pale.
"No way, did you really hit it?"
"That's okay, how did this kid do it?"
"It's so awesome, no wonder I won the third prize!"
"Hey, if we weren't here, this guy would probably win the championship."
Everyone looked at the ball with countless expressions of wonder in their eyes. They didn't expect that this yellow-skinned monkey had such an ability. It can be said to have broken the rules!
"what"
"What a close call!"
"Damn it"
"So fast, his footwork is simply amazing!"
"Oh my god, how strong is this kid? Why does he feel so much scarier than before!"
"It's scary!"
The crowd around the stadium was talking a lot, and everyone had a look of fear on their faces. They didn't expect the yellow-skinned monkey to be so powerful, which chilled their hearts!
And they also discovered that the yellow-skinned monkey actually shot the football with its feet!
What kind of power and speed can do this!
"Hahaha, you missed the shot!"
"I thought you could cum inside!"
"Boy, you are dead, today is your day of death!"
"."
When the football was flying halfway, a series of sharp shouts suddenly came out, and then a black shadow suddenly jumped up, and the football flew out with a plop, just in front of a man.
The man looked down at the football with a ferocious sneer on his face: "Smelly monkey, do you still dare to be arrogant? Let's see how you escape from my grasp this time!"
Then he turned his head and looked at the group of people behind him, cursing in his mouth: "A bunch of trash, they can't even hit this ball, why should I support you?"
"Sorry captain, sorry captain"
The football rolled to the player's feet. He was trembling with fear, his face turned pale, and he knelt on the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy.
The man stretched out his foot and kicked the football and roared: "Go back, don't hang around in front of my eyes!"
"Yes, yes, yes, get out now!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, the player was like a frightened rabbit, hurriedly getting up and stumbling away towards the outside of the stadium, his body trembling all the way.
The football was pushed out by him, is he still alive?
"Humph!"
The man snorted coldly, turned around and walked back to the locker room.
"The captain is mighty and domineering, shocking the world!"
"Captain is the best!"
"Long live the captain!"
"The captain is the strongest and invincible!"
After the football was pushed out, excited cheers erupted from the sidelines.
"Is this the essence of traditional Chinese martial arts, that one person can top the ball flying single-handedly?"
On the court, Ye Haoxuan stood there, looking at the football in the distance, with a puzzled expression in his eyes, and thought to himself.
The scene just now allowed him to see the core of traditional Chinese martial arts!
This is called the essence!
His footwork just now was like that of a god. That kind of speed perfectly interpreted the meaning of "empty-handed".
"This feeling is amazing!"
"I haven't felt like this in a long, long time!"
"Yeah, me too!"
"Captain, what trick did you just use that scared us all?"
"Yes, we witnessed the birth of a miracle with our own eyes. It's so surprising!"
"Captain, how did you learn those moves just now? Can you teach us?"
"Yes, yes, this is too mysterious. Please teach us. I promise not to steal it."
"Yes, Captain, teach us."
"Captain, I am also willing to learn, so just teach us!"
After the football was pushed out, all the spectators on the field rushed over and knelt on the ground.
Some people raised their arms and roared to the sky.
Some people knelt on the ground, wailing loudly, and some even held their heads, looking extremely painful.
The scene was very chaotic, and some people's expressions were extremely exaggerated.
They kept kneeling on the ground, crying sadly from their mouths, their eyes were red, and their faces were filled with tears.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"Oh my God!"
"what's going on?"
After the football flew out, the crowd on the field could no longer hold back and fell to their knees on the ground, crying bitterly.
This is very puzzling.
But the source of all this is the football!
In the center of the court, Ye Haoxuan watched all this, and the doubts on his brows became more and more intense.
What's wrong with these people?
Is it because my actions just now scared them?
Or rather, they were kicked in the head by a donkey!
I didn't do anything!
How could it scare them?
Ye Haoxuan was puzzled.
At this moment, the football rolled over again and went straight to Ye Haoxuan's face.
This time the distance was even closer.
Ye Haoxuan watched the ball fly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and quickly kicked the football with his right foot.
boom!
This time the football drew an arc in the air and flew out again.
But this time, Ye Haoxuan did not kick again, but simply put away his right leg easily, then looked at the crowd in the venue, shook his head, turned and walked towards the door.
"Stop, don't go, give me the ball back!"
"Captain, give me the ball back!"
The football was kicked away, and the group of people suddenly became anxious.
"Go away!"
Ye Haoxuan shouted low, moved his steps slightly, rushed out of the stadium in an instant, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The group of people were stunned for a moment, and then they chased each other wildly.
"Captain, give us the ball back!"
"Give us the ball back!"
"Give us the ball back!"
A group of people chased for more than a minute, but still could not find Ye Haoxuan.
"Damn it, what the hell is going on?"
"Damn it, this guy is running too fast, isn't he?"
"Captain, come back quickly, we were wrong!"
"We admit defeat, please don't lose the ball again, we really know we were wrong!"
On the sidelines, everyone was dumbfounded.
Is this bitch still their proud captain? How did she become a fan?
"Hey, my football will never be kicked out again." Ye Haoxuan said as he walked.
The scene just now touched him a little.
"What, those moves you just made were just for show, you liar, you actually lied to me!"
A girl shouted at him and looked at Ye Haoxuan with anger on her face.
"You must be the one who lied to you. I was clearly on the court just now, but you kicked the ball out. Do you really think you are the prince of football?"
"You are being unreasonable. I can't play football at such a speed. Someone must be operating behind the scenes and deliberately letting you avoid it."
"yes"
"If you don't believe me, ask the audience around, they have witnessed this scene with their own eyes!"
"We believe in the captain!"
"The captain is so good at playing football!"
"What a beautiful kick!"
"So handsome!"
"Captain is really a superstar, my idol!"
"Captain, you are the hero in my heart!"
"Captain, please take me in and let me be your apprentice."
"Captain, I want to learn from my master and work for you from now on!"
Hearing this sentence, Ye Haoxuan couldn't help but sneeze, and thought to himself: "Damn it, could it be that I traveled through time?"
"You guys, why don't you go back to bed quickly? You have to train tomorrow morning."
"Yes, I also wanted to watch the captain play, but I can't see it now."
Upon hearing Ye Haoxuan's order, the audience immediately dispersed and went back to their rooms to rest.
"These guys!"
Ye Haoxuan sighed helplessly, and walked towards the training base.
"Boss, I just saw a very interesting scene. The captain looked so handsome playing football just now!"
"Yes, yes, I saw that too."
"That kid was kicked out because he was not as strong as the captain. It was so funny!"
"Haha, I just like to entertain children, haha!"
In the training base, a group of young students were chatting with bright smiles on their faces.
Each of their faces is full of youth and vitality.
This is one of the top universities in China, the Huaxia Basketball Team.
Ye Haoxuan looked at them with a hint of envy in his eyes.
"There really is such a place in this world!"
Ye Haoxuan murmured softly.
"Hey, did you hear that someone kicked the ball away today?"
"What, you kicked the ball so hard that it flew away?"
"Are you stupid? The ball has already flown dozens of meters, how come it doesn't fall?"
"Isn't it? My mommy, this is so awesome!"
"You don't understand. The captain is a member of the country's special department. His strength is terrifying. Not many people in this world are his opponents. Whoever he wants to kick will be kicked out."
"Wow, doesn't that mean our captain is a legendary martial arts master?"
"Of course, our captain is the world's top football player!"
"It's a pity that he is a man, otherwise I would have married him."
Hearing their discussion, Ye Haoxuan's face turned dark and he looked embarrassed.
It's true that he is a man, but he has no intention of marrying a wife!
"Captain, what are we still doing here? Let's go back to sleep."
"Yes, I'm so sleepy. Captain, please spare us."
A group of students said playfully, and left one after another, returning to the dormitory to wash up and go to bed.
"Phew, finally back to the dormitory."
After Ye Haoxuan returned to the dormitory, he took off his shoes and socks, stepped on the soft carpet with his bare feet, felt the smooth touch, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Oh, no matter, let's take a shower first."
He took off his clothes and entered the bathroom.
After taking a shower, he put on his underwear, lay on the bed, picked up his phone, and logged in to his Weibo.
Clicking to open Weibo, Ye Haoxuan opened the news page.
"Ye Haoxuan defeated the strongest player in the International Professional League in the basketball game, won the Asian gold belt, and defeated the team in the International Professional League!"
Seeing this Weibo, Ye Haoxuan couldn't help but be shocked.
Are you already the owner of the Asian Golden Belt?
Although he is only No. 5, he is still the second player in Chinese history to win the Asian gold belt!
This achievement is absolutely incredible.
At this moment, he suddenly missed the old days. At that time, he was only 17 years old, but he already had the Asian gold belt. If you add the King of Football Cup championship trophy, it would be the No. 3 Asian gold belt.
At that time, I was a man of the hour, hailed as China's most promising athlete in the future, and China's No. 1 football player in the future.
It's a pity that now his dream has been shattered. Not only has he lost his football dream, but even his career dream has been strangled in his infancy.
However, not only did he survive, but he was also reborn, which was a blessing among misfortunes.
Ye Haoxuan chuckled, closed the web page, and fell into a deep sleep.
The next morning, after Ye Haoxuan woke up, he stretched and walked out of the dormitory.
"Ye Haoxuan, you're awake!"
Yang Dawei braked and slapped Yunli with his backhand, saying, "What are you afraid of? Let's kiss passionately right now to prove to them how much I love you!"
While everyone was exclaiming, Yang Dawei picked up Yunli's face, raised his sausage mouth and kissed her, a wet kiss.
But Xu Xiaojun no longer has the heartache of yesterday. He has a fairy chat group and is already a different person.
He just felt disgusted now, why could he fall in love with such a vulgar woman like Yunli before.
"Well, forget about using Brother Monkey's hair. If you don't take revenge on me, it's not your husband!" He clicked on his cell phone, holding the monkey hair in his hand, and thought to himself: "Let Yang Dawei vomit shit..."
Just as he was thinking about it, Yang Dawei let out a loud sound, spitting out black and yellow, crusty dog shit from his mouth, all of which spat on Yunli's delicate makeup.
Along with Yunli's screams, the onlookers became excited again. This Yang Dawei is so perverted. He confessed to a bitch yesterday and vomited dog poop today. What kind of trouble is this?
Xu Xiaojun felt his stomach churn when he saw it, and he wanted to walk away.
Yun Li shouted: "Xu Xiaojun, why did we have nothing good when we met you, we have already broken up, please don't follow me every day, and I won't change your mind if you follow me, you should die! We are not from the same world!"
Xu Xiaojun: "???" He was immediately confused. He didn't know how Yunli came up with this idea. The chance encounter could be said to be following her.
At this moment, the students' attention was attracted by a figure coming from a distance.
She is a girl. She is tall, with fair skin, a melon-shaped face, bright eyes and white teeth, with naturally curly hair. She has delicate eyebrows and looks very interesting. She also seems to have developed earlier than her peers. Although she is wearing a school uniform, But it still can't hide her curvy figure, just like a supermodel on an international catwalk.
I almost got into a fight because of this!
This sentence, because it was said just now under the appraisal of the obsidian button props' divine power, must be true.
But in the morning, the old village chief said that the button was a stitched button on his crotch, and there was no lie at that time.
Are both father and son telling the truth?
Wait, Xu Jun suddenly remembered that Tang Xiang, her younger sister, had also provided a clue about this black button, that is, she had seen it on her sister's wedding dress. This wedding dress was buried with her sister after her death and placed on the On the grave.
Xu Jun remembered that when he went to the mass grave just now, because his thoughts were too busy, he did not look for the wedding dress to verify it.
(End of this chapter)
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