Excellent Immortal

Early the next morning, Han Yun left a water-type fairy stone for Cuihong, and put a wood-type fairy stone in the Xianbi Nuanyu box for Zidi to absorb. e^look

"Be careful, if you can't win, just admit defeat, don't hurt yourself!" Zidi exhorted softly.

Han Yun chuckled, and said relaxedly: "Your Xianggong has never lost in a fight, and if I lose, then Palace Master Ling Jing will probably chop your Xianggong into eighteen pieces!"

Zidi gave Han Yun a blank look: "Don't be careless!"

Han Yun hugged Zidi's waist lightly, nodded and said, "Wait for me to come back!"

Zidi felt sweet in his heart, waiting for the man to come back every day was also a kind of happiness.Han Yun turned around and wanted to leave the Eight Treasures Glazed Tower, but Zidi called Han Yun with a blushing face: "Sir, wait a minute!" Dang: "What else is there for my lady?" <.

Han Yun will feel sorry for it immediately, and he can't help but light up, and he said: "Then it's done, and then you are not allowed to go back on your word!"

Zidi gave Han Yun a blank look, and quickly put away the condensing body. Han Yun laughed, and Xiong Jiu walked out of the Eight Treasures Glazed Tower in high spirits, feeling that his whole body was full of energy.

"It doesn't matter whether he is a bull or a horse, he will be shot down!" Han Yun danced with a silver gun in the yard confidently.

Just as they were dancing vigorously, Palace Master Ling Jing sent someone over, and it was the "highly regarded" handyman.

The handyman was a little embarrassed to see Han Yun, and respectfully said: "Fellow Daoist Yun is invited, and the Palace Master ordered me to take Fellow Daoist Yun to the fighting arena!"

Han Yun waved his hand, and said imposingly enough: "Lead the way!"

The deserted Lingshan City is bustling today, people who usually avoid cultivating have emerged, rushing to the martial arts arena one after another, it seems that the martial arts competition held every five years is still worth seeing, of course, there are many People are going for Palace Master Ling Jing and Sangzi Shaozuo.The Diaosimen are naturally going to cheer for the female god in their hearts, Palace Master Ling Jing, while the idiots are going to cheer for the most handsome man in the spirit world.

Han Yun and Brother Dazai walked to a part of the street, but saw many people around them. When they looked closer, they couldn't help but fell down. It turned out that they were the three fat guys who looked exactly the same, with knee-length short ku and short jackets. His hair was shaved, leaving only the top part of his head tied up in a gourd bun, and his round belly looked like three wine gourds piled on the ground.

The three of them sat motionless in a circle, with small eyes staring at each other, nose to nose, looking extremely funny.

Han Yun asked the miscellaneous brother in a low voice: "What kind of tricks are these three people playing?"

The miscellaneous brother shook his head and said: "These three people have very strange eyes. I'm afraid they are newcomers. I heard that they have been sitting here for three days and three nights. They seem to be betting on something!"

At this moment, one of the fatty-nosed fat men let out a fart with a long meaning, which was called a twists and turns, and the onlookers were coaxed to disperse.Han Yun couldn't help but have black lines all over his head. He and the miscellaneous brother were standing right behind the farting fat man, and they hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Second brother, you lost!" Another fat man with a bulbous nose jumped up happily, spreading his thick palms: "Five hundred fairy stones, get them quickly!"

Everyone, including Han Yun, was dumbfounded. Five hundred fairy stones were an astronomical figure for them. These three crooked guys were betting on five hundred fairy stones?

The fatty-nosed fat man who was farting was obviously in a hurry, his nose was swollen and red, he jumped up and said loudly, "I... when did I lose?"

"You fart!"

"Is it okay to fart?"

"If you fart, you can talk, and if you talk, you lose!"

"Farting counts as talking? Third brother, you are the smartest of our brothers, you come to judge!"

"That's right, third brother, you come to judge, does farting count as talking?" The two garlic noses blushed, and they turned their heads to ask the third child who was still sitting on the ground.

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, the youngest stood up triumphantly, and he said, "Big brother and second brother, you all lost, five hundred immortal spirit stones each!"

The boss and the second child scolded in unison: "You fart, we are all lost!"

The youngest said triumphantly: "You two are talking first, haha, hurry up and get the fairy stone!"

Both the boss and the second child were dumbfounded!

The boss suddenly rolled his eyes: "I have nothing to lose, let the second give you my share!" That face smiled like a flower.

The second child said angrily: "Why do you want me to help you out?"

Boss: "You were the one who spoke first, so naturally you lose first, and you owe me five hundred fairy stones!"

Second child: "Fart, fart!"

Boss: "That's right, you farted, so you lose!"

The second child's face was flushed, and he cursed: "I mean you fart!"

The boss grabbed the second boy's short jacket and said loudly: "You want to be stupid, obviously you fart, everyone heard it, don't you think so?" He pointed at the nearest Han Yun with a carrot-like finger and asked.

Han Yun couldn't help crying and laughing, it turned out to be three idiots!

The second brother broke away from the boss's hand and said loudly: "I...I didn't say I didn't fart that fart, I just scolded you for farting!"

The boss danced and danced: "Just admit to farting, and give the fairy stone immediately!"

The second child was very anxious, rushed forward and grabbed the boss's clothes and shouted: "You fart!"

Boss: "It's obviously you who farted, but you won't admit it anymore!"

The third child stepped forward to separate the two, and said with a righteous face: "Elder brother and second brother, pay attention to your demeanor, demeanor, don't let others laugh at us, the three great gourds!"

"Coax!" The onlookers roared with laughter, including Han Yun, who laughed so hard that his belly was full of laughter.

The boss and the second brother let go of their hands when they heard the words, turned around with their hands on their hips and shouted: "Who dares to laugh?" Those two pairs of soybean eyes stared round, and the two lumps of fei-ru in front of their chests trembled dangerously, like that People can't help but laugh.

"Haha~" Everyone burst into laughter again.

Everyone felt a swipe in front of their eyes, and the three gourd heads disappeared in place, and then there were a few crisp sounds and screams like killing pigs, and the three cultivators who laughed the most happiest flew out and fell to the ground Ouch, it hurts, half of my face is red and swollen, and a few bloody teeth are coming out.The three gourd heads were already standing where they were and continued to stare with their hips akimbo.

hiss~

There was a sound of sucking air, and the eyes of the three gourd heads changed, some of them were timid and even turned around and left.It was too fast, and none of the people present had the confidence to dodge the lightning-fast pounce of the gourd head.

"What a fast movement!" Han Yun stared in shock at the three gourd men with akimbo and staring eyes. Although these three men only had a mid-level Mahayana cultivation, their speed was too fast, and he couldn't see clearly what they were doing. shot.

Seeing that no one dared to laugh, the three gourd heads clapped their hands triumphantly, as if they were extremely funny.

"Dare to laugh at our gourd three heroes, really... really don't... know how to live or die!" The second child who stuttered loudly.

"Second brother, you're not the roundworm in their stomachs, how do you know they're desperate?" the third child raised an objection.

"That's right!" The boss obviously had a good relationship with the third child, and he agreed decisively.

"Fart, how can I be a roundworm in their stomachs, wouldn't I be pulled out by them, you are so disgusting!"

The third child said: "Second brother, if you are pulled out by them, my eldest brother and I will catch a chicken and eat you!"

Boss: "That's right, find a big rooster that weighs ten catties and eat it in one bite, I promise to give you a good time!"

The second son proudly said: "I blocked their ass-holes with wood, and they couldn't pull them out. Let's see how you put ji to eat them!"

The guys whose teeth had been knocked out were shocked when they heard this. They were really afraid that these crazy guys would take a piece of wood and screw up their ass-holes, so they hurriedly got up and slipped away. Big tooth of blood.

"Close your ass before you go!" The second child yelled to catch up, but was pulled by the third child.

The second child said angrily, "Third Brother, why are you dragging me?"

The youngest said triumphantly: "Second brother, you wanted to run away before you gave me the fairy stone. This time I won't be fooled by you!"

The boss's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took the other hand of the second brother, and praised: "The third brother is still smart, and he can see through the conspiracy of the second brother, admiration!"

"That is, who made me the smartest!" The eldest son said without shame.

The second child said angrily, "I didn't lose, the boss spoke first!"

Boss: "You fart!"

Second child: "Farting is not talking!"

Boss: "Anyway, you spoke up!"

Second child: "Speaking out is not talking!"

Boss: "Third brother, you come to judge!"

Second child: "Third brother, you come to judge!"

The youngest said meticulously: "Farting is naturally talking!"

"Pfft!" Han Yun finally burst out laughing, these three live treasures are so fucking funny.

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ps: A brutal dialogue flow!