Poor children

Chapter 164

一
The sun was just right at noon, and Pao'er was sitting on the rocking chair basking in the sun again. Zi Tong and Wu'er were practicing swordplay on the side, and Chenghe was sitting at the table holding a cup of tea and talking to Pao'er.

"How was your dinner last night?" Chenghe asked

"Originally I wanted to find out some details, but unexpectedly I kept listening to his complaints. After drinking a few too many drinks, he insisted on having sex with me." Paoer laughed.

"This sounds like a good thing. If you bow down to them, then we will be able to get down the mountain safely." Chenghe also laughed.
"You guys can come down safely, but I have to stay and become a bandit. If I get along well, I might even get a famous name like a town..." Pao'er stretched out his hand for Chenghe's tea.
When Chenghe saw it, he poured her a glass, "Wouldn't it be good? What if your northwest king comes back one day? I see that the soldiers on this mountain are all very brave and there are many people, not to mention a few Turks. I’m afraid even the entire country in the Central Plains may be crushed by them.”

Although what Cheng He said was a joke, the poor man was distracted. The first boss was benevolent and the second boss was also true-hearted. Like her, they were both from poor backgrounds. If nothing happened, how could they be handed over to these two people? What's wrong?
"Brother is right. When there is an auspicious day, I will go and sworn sworn vows with them. I will recognize the names of these three heads of the family and get married to them by the way..." After finishing his words, Paoer looked at them thoughtfully. Wu'er glance

"What do you think I'm doing?" Wu'er covered his blushing cheeks and turned his back to her.

"I think it's because you drink a lot. How come you, a little girl, are so good at drinking?" Paoer asked.

"My father was the deputy general of General Gan. My grandfather used to open a wine shop. He had a huge amount of wine. My father inherited his large amount of wine and was fed wine as water by my grandfather since he was a child. I wish I could just soak him in a wine vat all the time. After I went to the army, I drank less. My father has only one daughter. I have been practicing martial arts with my wife since I was a child. My old general and his wife also It’s a huge amount, so I’ve been drinking with them since I was a child. My ancestors never got drunk after a thousand cups, so they kept drinking and drinking like this..."

"Have you ever been drunk?" Cheng He asked

"No……"

two

Several people in the courtyard were talking, and the second master outside shouted to enter the courtyard. It didn't matter if he entered the courtyard. Several people in the courtyard almost died laughing in an instant.
I saw that his big dark face was covered with thick powder, which was applied unevenly and heavily. Whenever he opened his mouth to speak, it would fall like snow in winter.

Look at the man wearing an apricot-yellow red-lined gown, embroidered with a pattern of five bats holding birthdays. Cloth straps are used on both sides of the neckline instead of the plate, and they are tied neatly.
Seeing that several people in the courtyard were laughing so hard, the second master became embarrassed and said, "What's wrong? Am I dressing too grandly today?"

Everyone laughed even more when they heard this. Chenghe leaned on the table and kept beating the table with his fists. Paoer covered his stomach that was aching from laughing with one hand and wiped the tears from his eyes desperately with the other hand...

The second master touched his head, glanced at Wu'er secretly, and sat down embarrassedly, "I originally wore these clothes when I wanted to marry my wife. I have distinguished guests here today, so I'm afraid that I will lose the dignity of my cottage." …”

"Hahaha...hahaha!"

"Don't... don't laugh..." The second master was a little panicked by the laughter of several of them. "You started laughing when I entered the door, and you laughed so wildly that you almost died from laughter. What was your reason for? "

"Oops!" Chenghe also wiped away his tears, calmed down and asked, "Where did these clothes come from, dear friend?"

"Ah... I snatched it from an old rich man's house a few years ago. How do you like it? Does it look good?" The second boss asked Chenghe as he tugged on his clothes.
Chenghe laughed for a long time before he stopped. He felt thirsty and was drinking tea. When he asked him this question, he spit out the tea.
"Good brother, listen to me. You must not wear this dress when you get married, otherwise no girl will dare to marry you." Chenghe smiled and said, "Look at your fair face and this dress. Fortunately, it's noon in the day. If it had been night, we might have died long ago."

"Dead? How did you die?" "I was scared to death!"

"Brother Chenghe, are you saying that I'm ugly? That won't scare people to death, right?" The second master smiled after saying this.
Several people in the courtyard laughed with him again when they saw how frank and cute he was.

Wu'er held on to the tree, rubbed his stomach that was so painful from laughing, walked up to him, and reached out to untie the belt on his clothes. The second master was so surprised that he stood up from the stool and hurriedly protected him. "You're so rude, girl, we're not married yet, why did you come up here and undress me in front of so many people?"

"Sit down!" Wu'er immediately stared.

The second master hurriedly sat down obediently again, letting Wu'er untie his belt with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Bold brother, do you have to wear this dress when you get married?" Chenghe couldn't help crying.
"Yes...yes..." the second master agreed awkwardly, but was so shocked by Wu'er that he was so stiff that he didn't dare to move at all.

"What is it? This is a shroud..." Wu'er untied all the belts, tore off the clothes and threw them to the ground, but she never expected that the second master's house was actually bare. Wu'er didn't react and was so embarrassed that Wu'er quickly covered his eyes.

"You...why don't you even wear a blouse?"

"The weather is hot and I can't breathe if I wear too much clothes." The second master hurriedly explained, "What kind of shroud is this? Is it for your birthday?"

"Yes... I wore it when I was buried," Chenghe laughed.

"A dead man's clothes?" asked the second master
"Exactly" Chenghe replied

The second master looked at the clothes and thought about them for a long time. "Hey... I made you laugh." He touched the back of his head again and said with a smile, "We are actually some rough people here. They have never read books. They are either orphans or poor children. There is no one here." After being taught this, we didn’t know that we have to make special clothes to wear when we die. For poor people, it would be great to have clothes to wear after death..."

Although the second master's words were said in a lighthearted way, like a joke, there was a lot of pain in them. Hearing this, Chenghe patted his shoulder and turned around to ask the boy what delicious food he had brought.

Wu'er turned around sadly and wiped her tears.

Poor child stared at him fixedly. Although he was a rough man, he was straightforward, broad-minded, cheerful and open-minded. If Wu'er really liked him, it would be a good marriage

"Why are you still crying? Boy! Go back quickly and get some clothes for your second master." The second master thought it was his nakedness that made Wu'er sad. "It's not that I had to be naked, you took off the clothes. I didn’t say anything, so please stop crying. I asked them to go back and get their clothes. Now you just turn your face away and don’t look at it..."

After hearing this, Wu'er hurriedly ran into the room again. After a while, he came out with a wet towel and slapped the second master on the face.

"Why should I be afraid of you because you are only shirtless? When my wife and I went to war, the battlefield was full of men. Did you show any injuries?"

"Have you ever been on the battlefield?" The second master's head was like a rubber ball in Wu'er's hand, and he was already a little dizzy after being rubbed by her.
(End of this chapter)