Doomsday: This NPC is too fierce
Chapter 17 Ma Dasheng was beaten
Chapter 17 Ma Dasheng was beaten
"I didn't intend to do anything to him, I just mentioned it casually."
Ma Dasheng took a deep breath and said very seriously, "Xiao Dongzi, I have seen it with my own eyes. I can't believe it or not. This world is really a game world. You and I are both NPCs created by the system. We have spent more than 20 years It’s all in vain.”
"However, this new identity is quite interesting. I want to be like you, learn skills, kill zombies, and explode equipment!"
"Xiao Dongzi, what people want in life is happiness. Living a plain and mediocre life is different from the living dead. Even if I die, I will die happily and kill two more zombies to be buried with me. !”
"Hey, your level is okay!"
Tang Xiaodong patted Ma Dasheng on the shoulder and seemed very pleased. Having a brother who can fight side by side will make this life worthwhile!
"Well, after all, my brother is also a top student who graduated from a medical college. He still has this awareness!"
"Tch, you're fat and panting. You look a bit like an NPC. Just don't be looked down upon by the players."
……
conversation room.
The two came to the iron gate. Through the crack in the door, they did not see the figure of the knife. Just when Tang Xiaodong was about to give up, Ma Dasheng shouted first.
"Look, that player is in my car!"
"Huh? Really!"
Tang Xiaodong took a closer look and saw that Xiao Dao was lying on the steering wheel, sleeping soundly, just as the big horse monkey said.
"Damn, this kid is so unreliable. He comes to sleep in the game?"
"It's not what you think it is."
Tang Xiaodong said solemnly, "For this mission, he practiced all night long. For such a dedicated player, you still say that he is unreliable?"
"So that's what happened. This guy is manly enough and worth getting to know!"
Ma Dasheng immediately changed his view on the knife, "When I get the off-road vehicle, lend it to him for a few days!"
"You are so generous. Didn't you say that your car is your wife before? Isn't lending it to others the same as cuckolding yourself?"
"It doesn't matter. Women are like clothes. If they get dirty, just change them. There are so many clothes in my wardrobe, I don't miss this one or two."
Ma Dasheng made a lot of lies, but it was not difficult at all for Yuan to reply.
"As you like."
Tang Xiaodong was speechless. As long as the two of them didn't have any conflicts, it wouldn't matter.
"Xiao Dongzi, you wait here first, I'll call Yueyue and my wife, and then I'll go to the funeral parlor to do a lot of work!"
Staying at home for the past two days has made Ma Dasheng very depressed. He can't wait to learn a skill and show it in front of Yueyue, so that she can look at him differently.
Then, if the relationship continues to develop, it will naturally not be a problem if the relationship will fall into place.
Beautiful!
"I think you are a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking. If you want to see Hu Yue, just say it. Do you need to beat around the bush?"
Tang Xiaodong knew the big horse monkey too well, and he knew what kind of fart he would pout his buttocks, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you here."
After saying that, he took out ten baby maggots from his pocket, fearing that they would suffocate to death inside.
This maggot pet has no attack power, and it is useless to keep it, but it is the first time to own a pet, so it is very commemorative.
Under his control, these maggots formed a row, sometimes in an 'S' shape, and sometimes in a 'B' shape, which was really interesting.
"Uncle Xiaodong, what are you doing?"
A childish voice came from behind. Tang Xiaodong turned around and saw that Tiantian was standing behind him handsomely, with bright eyes full of curiosity.
As for Hu Yue and Ma Dasheng, they were not seen.
"Let me show you something nice." Tang Xiaodong was happy to share his pet. Maggot babies are not lethal, so they can still be used as ornamental pets.
"what is this?"
Looking at the 'S' and 'B' in Tang Xiaodong's hand, Tiantian was stunned and didn't know what species they were, but the fact that they could make out the letters showed that this creature was quite smart.
"It's maggots."
"ah!!!"
Tiantian screamed and took a few steps back with a pale face, "Uncle Xiao Dong, can you stop being so disgusting? If you're either exploding shit or playing with maggots!"
"Don't worry, this is no ordinary maggot, look at it."
Tang Xiaodong gave the maggot baby an order. The ten maggots stood upright in the palm of his hand, like a team of soldiers waiting for review, which was quite impressive.
"This? This is?"
It was the first time Tiantian saw such a magical thing, and her eyes almost popped out of her head. She asked in disbelief, "Is this really a maggot?"
"If it's a fake replacement."
"Then...why do they listen to you?"
"These are my pets. I let them crawl east, but they dare not go west!"
"Ah, so powerful? Uncle Dong, please teach me, these maggots are much more fun than inserting toys~!"
Tiantian was completely intrigued, even speaking with a hint of coquettishness.
"You don't think my pet is dirty now?"
"Yeah, Uncle Dong is the best. Tell me quickly."
"Even if I tell you, it's useless. This kind of control method can't be learned without a skill book. We will go fight zombies in a while. If the skill book for summoning pets is revealed, I will give it to you."
"So it is."
Tiantian squatted on the ground in despair, looking unhappy, "I also want an obedient pet to protect me by my side, so that my mother doesn't have to worry."
"Don't worry, everything will come true. By the way, where are your mother and Great Sage Uncle? Why haven't you come back for so long?"
"Hey, don't mention it. The Great Sage didn't even knock on the door when he entered the house. He happened to see my mother getting dressed and almost walked out."
Tiantian stretched out her fingers to count, and estimated the time, "I guess the beating is almost over now, right?"
"..."
Tang Xiaodong grinned unnaturally. He could picture the big horse monkey being beaten violently in his mind. If he dared to provoke the female evil star, the beating would be light. If he cut off the head and boiled it for a few ten minutes, It would be difficult to get a whole body.
Just when Tang Xiaodong was thinking wildly, there was a sound of a heavy object hitting the ground not far away.
Turning his head and looking around, Tang Xiaodong was stunned.
I saw the big horse monkey lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, with footprints all over its clothes, and its handsome face turned into black and purple. It couldn't be too miserable.
Tang Xiaodong swallowed hard, if it was him who went there, he probably would end up like this...
Damascus, good brother, took the trouble for my brother!
"Shh!"
Hu Yue fell to the ground lightly. She was wearing a beige sweatshirt and tight jeans. No matter how loose the sweatshirt was, it still couldn't cover her graceful curves.
The gleaming steel sword and the long feathered bow carried behind her back perfectly highlighted her heroic appearance.
(End of this chapter)
"I didn't intend to do anything to him, I just mentioned it casually."
Ma Dasheng took a deep breath and said very seriously, "Xiao Dongzi, I have seen it with my own eyes. I can't believe it or not. This world is really a game world. You and I are both NPCs created by the system. We have spent more than 20 years It’s all in vain.”
"However, this new identity is quite interesting. I want to be like you, learn skills, kill zombies, and explode equipment!"
"Xiao Dongzi, what people want in life is happiness. Living a plain and mediocre life is different from the living dead. Even if I die, I will die happily and kill two more zombies to be buried with me. !”
"Hey, your level is okay!"
Tang Xiaodong patted Ma Dasheng on the shoulder and seemed very pleased. Having a brother who can fight side by side will make this life worthwhile!
"Well, after all, my brother is also a top student who graduated from a medical college. He still has this awareness!"
"Tch, you're fat and panting. You look a bit like an NPC. Just don't be looked down upon by the players."
……
conversation room.
The two came to the iron gate. Through the crack in the door, they did not see the figure of the knife. Just when Tang Xiaodong was about to give up, Ma Dasheng shouted first.
"Look, that player is in my car!"
"Huh? Really!"
Tang Xiaodong took a closer look and saw that Xiao Dao was lying on the steering wheel, sleeping soundly, just as the big horse monkey said.
"Damn, this kid is so unreliable. He comes to sleep in the game?"
"It's not what you think it is."
Tang Xiaodong said solemnly, "For this mission, he practiced all night long. For such a dedicated player, you still say that he is unreliable?"
"So that's what happened. This guy is manly enough and worth getting to know!"
Ma Dasheng immediately changed his view on the knife, "When I get the off-road vehicle, lend it to him for a few days!"
"You are so generous. Didn't you say that your car is your wife before? Isn't lending it to others the same as cuckolding yourself?"
"It doesn't matter. Women are like clothes. If they get dirty, just change them. There are so many clothes in my wardrobe, I don't miss this one or two."
Ma Dasheng made a lot of lies, but it was not difficult at all for Yuan to reply.
"As you like."
Tang Xiaodong was speechless. As long as the two of them didn't have any conflicts, it wouldn't matter.
"Xiao Dongzi, you wait here first, I'll call Yueyue and my wife, and then I'll go to the funeral parlor to do a lot of work!"
Staying at home for the past two days has made Ma Dasheng very depressed. He can't wait to learn a skill and show it in front of Yueyue, so that she can look at him differently.
Then, if the relationship continues to develop, it will naturally not be a problem if the relationship will fall into place.
Beautiful!
"I think you are a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking. If you want to see Hu Yue, just say it. Do you need to beat around the bush?"
Tang Xiaodong knew the big horse monkey too well, and he knew what kind of fart he would pout his buttocks, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you here."
After saying that, he took out ten baby maggots from his pocket, fearing that they would suffocate to death inside.
This maggot pet has no attack power, and it is useless to keep it, but it is the first time to own a pet, so it is very commemorative.
Under his control, these maggots formed a row, sometimes in an 'S' shape, and sometimes in a 'B' shape, which was really interesting.
"Uncle Xiaodong, what are you doing?"
A childish voice came from behind. Tang Xiaodong turned around and saw that Tiantian was standing behind him handsomely, with bright eyes full of curiosity.
As for Hu Yue and Ma Dasheng, they were not seen.
"Let me show you something nice." Tang Xiaodong was happy to share his pet. Maggot babies are not lethal, so they can still be used as ornamental pets.
"what is this?"
Looking at the 'S' and 'B' in Tang Xiaodong's hand, Tiantian was stunned and didn't know what species they were, but the fact that they could make out the letters showed that this creature was quite smart.
"It's maggots."
"ah!!!"
Tiantian screamed and took a few steps back with a pale face, "Uncle Xiao Dong, can you stop being so disgusting? If you're either exploding shit or playing with maggots!"
"Don't worry, this is no ordinary maggot, look at it."
Tang Xiaodong gave the maggot baby an order. The ten maggots stood upright in the palm of his hand, like a team of soldiers waiting for review, which was quite impressive.
"This? This is?"
It was the first time Tiantian saw such a magical thing, and her eyes almost popped out of her head. She asked in disbelief, "Is this really a maggot?"
"If it's a fake replacement."
"Then...why do they listen to you?"
"These are my pets. I let them crawl east, but they dare not go west!"
"Ah, so powerful? Uncle Dong, please teach me, these maggots are much more fun than inserting toys~!"
Tiantian was completely intrigued, even speaking with a hint of coquettishness.
"You don't think my pet is dirty now?"
"Yeah, Uncle Dong is the best. Tell me quickly."
"Even if I tell you, it's useless. This kind of control method can't be learned without a skill book. We will go fight zombies in a while. If the skill book for summoning pets is revealed, I will give it to you."
"So it is."
Tiantian squatted on the ground in despair, looking unhappy, "I also want an obedient pet to protect me by my side, so that my mother doesn't have to worry."
"Don't worry, everything will come true. By the way, where are your mother and Great Sage Uncle? Why haven't you come back for so long?"
"Hey, don't mention it. The Great Sage didn't even knock on the door when he entered the house. He happened to see my mother getting dressed and almost walked out."
Tiantian stretched out her fingers to count, and estimated the time, "I guess the beating is almost over now, right?"
"..."
Tang Xiaodong grinned unnaturally. He could picture the big horse monkey being beaten violently in his mind. If he dared to provoke the female evil star, the beating would be light. If he cut off the head and boiled it for a few ten minutes, It would be difficult to get a whole body.
Just when Tang Xiaodong was thinking wildly, there was a sound of a heavy object hitting the ground not far away.
Turning his head and looking around, Tang Xiaodong was stunned.
I saw the big horse monkey lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, with footprints all over its clothes, and its handsome face turned into black and purple. It couldn't be too miserable.
Tang Xiaodong swallowed hard, if it was him who went there, he probably would end up like this...
Damascus, good brother, took the trouble for my brother!
"Shh!"
Hu Yue fell to the ground lightly. She was wearing a beige sweatshirt and tight jeans. No matter how loose the sweatshirt was, it still couldn't cover her graceful curves.
The gleaming steel sword and the long feathered bow carried behind her back perfectly highlighted her heroic appearance.
(End of this chapter)
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