Optimus One Pillar of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 92
After singing the song, once again enjoying the three kowtows and nine obeisances of the ants-like beings, he asked the little eunuch to act as his agent, and after talking a lot of official nonsense, Emperor Jiajing sat on his large "slider", played and played, and returned to Xiyuan. , and continued to be his Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest left, but just like the people of the Ming Dynasty, they celebrated the New Year with or without the Taoist priest. The Golden Palace Chuanlu still continued to go through the same process after the Taoist priest left.

After Jiajing left, as the current boss at the scene and the chief minister of the cabinet, Yan Song, he happily led a group of civil and military officials to come down to offer condolences, following the people-friendly process of their leadership.

Yan Song walked down the stone steps and came to Wang Daoqiu, who was standing alone at the top.He pretended not to recognize Wang Daoqiu with a smile on his face, and said: "Master Zhuangyuan, you are the No. 200 in our scientific examinations in the nearly 1 years since the founding of the Ming Dynasty! Not only did you pass six yuan, but you were also the number one scholar in high school at a young age. Compared to me, The youngest number one scholar in the current record, Fei Hong, my fellow Jiangxi fellow, was two years younger when he won the number one prize. Young people are to be feared, young people are to be feared! Colleagues, do you think so or not?"

"It's true, it's true that the number one scholar is the wave behind the Yangtze River pushing the waves ahead. I'm going to grow old!"

"Compared with the number one scholar, my academic examination results back then are really not worth mentioning! Hahahaha!"

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After Yan Song finished greeting Wang Daoqiu, he turned back to interact with his colleagues behind him.Yan Song is such a person. No matter what he thinks in his heart, he is very polite to others in person. As long as you chat with him for a few words, you will unconsciously develop a good impression of him.In later generations, this is called affinity.

Wang Daoqiu understood that Lao Yan pretended not to know him and hid his teacher-student relationship from others. This would be good for both sides' futures.So Wang Daoqiu, who understood Yan Song's intentions, also cooperated with Yan Song's performance, bowed his head respectfully, blushed, pretended to be shy, and listened to the boss's teachings.

People these days are not like later generations who pursue individuality. They now prefer the so-called "honest people".Therefore, Wang Daoqiu's current little white rabbit, I am very obedient appearance has won the favor of most of the civil and military officials present.

Yan Song was very satisfied with Wang Daoqiu's acting skills and ability to adapt to the situation. He stroked his gray beard and continued to encourage him: "You can take the lead at such a young age. This is the great grace of His Majesty. I am the chief candidate for this palace examination. The marking officer was the first to review your paper. He immediately recognized it as extraordinary and wrote a hundred-word review on the spot. You are extraordinary, a rare talent that can only be seen in a century. I treat you well. . I hope that after you become an official, you can continue to be diligent and discipline yourself, and don't do anything that will hurt Zhongyong."

"Thank you for your teachings, seniors. I will definitely work hard to live up to the expectations of my seniors."

Lao Yansong pretends to be a compassionate elder, and the elders care about the younger ones.Wang Daoqiu also dressed modestly and responded respectfully.A pair of old and new generations of officials in the age of grandparents create a harmonious picture of warmth and friendship.

"Hmph, you don't learn well at a young age, so you learn the tricks of the officialdom at a young age. I am really blind, and I actually picked on a villain like you during the interview. Hum, I am ashamed to be associated with a villain like you. !snort!"

As the saying goes, some people are born to ruin the atmosphere and make people unhappy.Just like now, there is a harmonious atmosphere in which the seniors care about the juniors and the juniors respect the seniors.Wang Daoqiu's deputy examiner during the joint examination, Li Mo, was used by Wang Daoqiu to get his disciple back.

He saw Wang Daoqiu and his political enemy Yan Song interacting so happily that his glassy heart couldn't stand it anymore.So he didn't care at all. Now that this was being announced in the Golden Palace, in full view of everyone, he complained to Wang Daoqiu. At the same time, he also criticized Sang and Huai, humiliating the first assistant Yan Song.After he was satisfied, Li Mo angrily walked away with several officials from his Qingliu faction.

On such a festive occasion as the Golden Palace Chuanlu, Li Mo was so reckless in smashing the scene, which suddenly made the atmosphere of the scene very stiff.A group of officials who were relaxed just now, and were routinely happy there, now all have stiff faces, not daring to smile anymore.

Seeing that the atmosphere was so awkward, Yan Song, an old official in the officialdom, laughed and said to all the officials: "My colleagues, my colleagues, after the examination, the emperor promoted Mr. Li to the right minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs. On this matter that day, I When the emperor was there, he said a few words that offended Mr. Li. Mr. Li just criticized me! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was me who brought the princes and the number one scholar into trouble. I will choose the opportunity to tell Mr. Li about this matter. Sir, you don’t need to pay attention to your apology, let’s continue with our passing ceremony.”

"Okay, okay, gentlemen, don't ruin our joy today for those who don't deserve it. Come on, come on, let's continue."

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Yan Song obviously took all the responsibility on himself, but in fact, he made Li Mo secretly travel to Chencang, accusing him of avenging public and private revenge.The Yan Party members who understood what Yan Song meant also jumped out to cooperate. They clearly told everyone not to let the small lose the big, and everything was focused on the smooth holding of today's celebration, but secretly they were brainwashing everyone and making everyone feel disgusted with Li Mo. .

An episode, under Yan Song's leadership, disappeared with only a few splashes.The festive biography ceremony continued.

It's not that simple. Officialdom is not that simple. After all, it is a battle between a group of the most powerful minds of the era. The technical content involved...After watching the contest between Yan Song and Li Mo, Wang Daoqiu felt a little hurt in his self-esteem and had deep self-doubt.Can I, a loser of two generations, really be able to play with these old foxes?Is it grand ambitions, or is the time quiet?For a moment, such a multiple-choice question appeared in Wang Daoqiu's mind inexplicably.

Regardless of Wang Daoqiu's self-doubt, the flow continues.The following program is the highlight of the Golden Palace Biography - Royal Street Praise Officials.

The so-called boasting officials on the imperial street, to put it bluntly, means that the imperial court dresses up a group of newly promoted Jinshi like a nympho, puts on new clothes, wears red hanging colors, and arranges flowers on their heads, and then goes to the street for catwalks to engage in performance art , let a group of melon-eating people comment.

To be honest, other newly promoted Jinshi generally think that being able to control the streets and praise officials is the highlight moment in their lives, and it is a kind of scenery.But as a otaku soul of later generations, Wang Daoqiu believes that going to Yujie to praise his officials is just like a certain Xiaohu team member named Chen walking on the catwalk. It is purely disgusting himself and entertaining others. It is an out-and-out stupid behavior.

Wang Daoqiu didn't want to dress up like a nympho and go out on the street to be watched by people.But since he is the top scholar, other Jinshi don't want to go, so they can hide for a while.But Wang Daoqiu, the number one scholar, is the absolute protagonist in the traditional repertoire of "Yu Jie Guan Guan", and he is not qualified to ask for leave.Otherwise, he is despising the court and the emperor, and will be put on the market.Reluctantly, the young eunuch led him to a side hall.Then there, two young eunuchs helped Wang Daoqiu change into the champion uniform.This champion's imperial robe, the crown of the second beam, a pure gold crown hairpin, the green tassel is passed under the chin, and the crown is tied to the head, so that it can be blown away by the next gust of wind.

The robe of the No. [-] Scholar is red, which looks more dazzling and festive than the cyan robes of other Jinshi.The belt is a standard silver belt for sixth-rank officials, with some jade pendants inlaid on it.

The above clothes and hats of the number one scholar are nothing, but what disgusts Wang Daoqiu the most is that according to the regulations, the number one scholar in Yujie praises officials and wears two rows of emerald green hairpins on both sides of the brim of the hat.Moreover, this green hairpin flower is very big and gorgeous. Wearing it is like wearing two big peonies on your forehead.

People say that if a boy wears red clothes and has a big peony on each ear of his head and goes out with this look, will anyone not comment that he is "silly"?
Complaining in his heart about the perverted aesthetics of the ancients, Wang Daoqiu dressed up like a nymphomaniac, mounted his horse, and led a group of Jinshi to the street, disgusting himself and entertaining everyone.

At the beginning of the official parade in the Royal Street, the officials from the Ministry of Rites and Honglu Temple walked in front holding the gold medals in their hands and looking pretentious. Wang Daoqiu led the second prize and third prize, one person and one horse in the middle of the team, and then the rest of the Jinshi walked. , following behind.Behind these Jinshi, there is a group of drummers and drummers, with gongs and drums noisy and firecrackers being thrown all the way.

Just like this, he went to the left gate of Chang'an and hung up the gold medal. Then, among the crowds of people, who were crowded and noisy and making comments, Wang Daoqiu endured his nausea, forced a smile, sat on the horse, and accepted it all the way. Tens of thousands of people watched.

The sordid past is not worthy of praise, but now the dissolute thoughts are boundless, the spring breeze is proud of the horse's hooves, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.

Meng Jiao's "After Enrollment" is very rascal, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.If you win the first prize, all the young girls in the city will indeed run out of their homes and crowd around the roadside to watch you, and you can indeed see all the flowers in the city in one day.But no matter what, Mud!She's wearing a red dress, with a "big peony" on the left and right sides of her head, with this perverted nympho look, do you have the nerve to look at those beauties?What the hell, Lao Zhi doesn't want to lose face!
Complaining about Meng Xiao's shamelessness in his heart, Wang Daoqiu rode his horse slowly on Chang'an Street.Along the way, people were pointing at him and saying "dirty words" loudly. Many women were drooling at him, their eyes full of unconcealable possessiveness.

Enduring it, Wang Daoqiu forced a smile on his face, hoping that this nightmare would end soon.

"My lord, my lord"

"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, hug, hug."

Wang Daoqiu was having a hard time enduring it, when suddenly two voices he was very familiar with came from the roadside.Looking sideways, it turned out that Mrs. Qiu was holding the little girl Sanniang and joining in the fun.The little girl Sanniang stretched out her little hands to Wang Daoqiu, asking for a hug.

Seeing Sister Qiu and his mistress, Wang Daoqiu felt as if he had found a trace of warmth in this hell.So he hurriedly rode closer, and took the little Sanniang from Qiu Sao's arms, and asked Qiu Sao, "Why are you here?"

"Master won the first prize today, and the slave family brought the little Sanniang to see him and please him. Congratulations to the master, congratulations to the master. Master, please let Sanniang come down quickly, she is dirty."

Seeing that Wang Daoqiu was wearing the No. [-] scholar's uniform, she didn't dislike her little girl at all, and she was so polite to her in public, Qiu's sister-in-law also felt that she had a lot of face, so she hurriedly congratulated Wang Daoqiu and asked Wang Daoqiu to give the dirty little girl San Niang to her. put it down.

But children, even children, like to be busy. The mistress is enjoying the attention of everyone at the moment. How can she be willing to come down?So she hugged Wang Daoqiu's neck tightly with her small hands, and her little eyes were full of pleading for Wang Daoqiu, which was extremely pitiful.

Wang Daoqiu, who was so cute by the little cutie, couldn't bear to refuse the little girl at this moment.So he let the little girl hang on his body, and while riding away, he said to Qiu Sao: "I will take my mistress with me to praise the officials. I will go back with her later. Qiu Sao, don't worry."

"Hey, sir, don't be too fond of that little girl, she is..."

Wang Daoqiu wanted to take the little girl Sanniang to Yujie to praise her position. This made Qiu's sister-in-law anxious and quickly reminded Wang Daoqiu loudly not to pamper the little girl too much.But Wang Daoqiu didn't listen to Qiu Qiu's advice at all, so he hit the horse and left.Facing the government officers who were on site to protect Yi Xu, Qiu Sao did not dare to break into the main road.So he could only let Wang Daoqiu hold the little girl Sanniang and go to Yujie to praise his position.

As soon as he had the lovely little Sanniang in his hand, Wang Daoqiu took off the two hairpins on both sides of the brim of his hat, which bothered him the most, and put them on the little girl Sanniang's head, and let the little Sanniang do it. anthomaniac.

Then Wang Daoqiu rode on his horse, ignoring all the living beings on both sides of the road, and teasing the little mistress with all his heart.Of course, the gentle scene of Wang Daoqiu hugging the little sanniang and praising officials in the royal street won him the obsession of women in Beijing, which won him the pillow wind of various officials without spending money in the future.

Of course, the biggest benefit after this is that when the mistress becomes Queen Mother Li many years later, Wang Daoqiu becomes the chief minister of the cabinet.When chatting with Empress Dowager Li, the elderly ladies in Beijing would often sigh with emotion. They were sitting in the box of a street restaurant and saw the young scholar Wang Daoqiu holding the Empress Dowager Li who was only four years old. , the heartwarming scene when riding a horse on the street to praise an official.

The memories of the ladies would always make Empress Dowager Li very shy, and she would laugh and scold them every time, telling the ladies to stop talking.But how can any woman in this world not like romance?Therefore, in the perceptual perception of Queen Mother Li, Wang Daoqiu was someone she could trust. This also contributed to Wang Daoqiu's administrative freedom before Emperor Wanli came of age.

(End of this chapter)