If you are targeted by a cold and beautiful girl

Chapter 286 I didn’t expect anything (please vote and subscribe)

In the next few days, Jiu Ge secretly glanced at An Chen a lot.

In just one meal, Jiu Ge could suddenly raise his head and look at An Chen at least ten times.

"If you don't do anything wrong, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door." After washing the dishes, An Chen muttered to himself while walking to the living room.

"Don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door..." Jiuge repeated the second half of An Chen's words, his expression more subtle.

She felt that the results of her speculations would be revealed soon.

"So what's wrong with you, can you tell me?" An Chen patted Toffee's head and sat back on the sofa.

"Because true knowledge comes from practice." Jiu Ge followed An Chen and sat down.

If you can't properly ask whether An Chen is a pervert, then you might as well rely on your own observation.

"You have no class this afternoon?" An Chen poked at his phone.

He felt that Jiuge's eyes seemed to be focused on his mobile phone.

"The afternoon classes have been changed. The teacher is temporarily busy." Jiuge put his face close to An Chen.

In order not to make An Chen suspicious, she simply pressed the side of her face directly against An Chen's.

"?..." An Chen felt a wonderful touch.

"What do you usually read on your phone?" Jiuge rubbed his face against An Chen's face, his tone sounding like a coquettish one.

"Social news, retarded remarks made by Lezi people, and the international situation." An Chen was stunned and answered truthfully.

"What does Leziren mean?" Jiuge was also stunned.

Another word she didn't understand.

"Just as a metaphor..." An Chen thought for a moment and simply opened a forum.

It's a bit difficult to suddenly ask him to speak to Lezi News. It's better to let Jiu Ge see what it feels like to have Lezi with his eyes full.

Thinking of this, An Chen searched for mentally retarded people in the forum.

After searching, he handed the phone directly to Jiu Ge, who closed his eyes tightly.

"Is that all?" Jiuge took the phone, not realizing the horror of what he saw next.

[Why did the doctor only prescribe me a few iron worms when I went to the hospital? ]

[I just got my girlfriend and I want to have a catch-up meeting. ]
[To commemorate the Queen's death, the sky will turn black every night. ]
[The recipe for delicious Coke is written on the bottle. ]
[Chicken fillet is which part of the chicken? ]
[Why didn’t Newton update his third law after he published it? Did he just make money and run away? ]

[Wrist picture.jpg Which of these two perfumes smells better? ]

[My brain always controls my thoughts. How can I get rid of my brain's control?So annoying. ]
[If two atomic bombs are caught in the air, will they become our own? ]
[If I lost my birth certificate, how can I prove that I was born? ]

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"This...this...is the person asking these questions serious or has something wrong with his head?"

Jiuge put down his phone and sat upright again.

The further she scrolled down, the more she felt her intelligence was insulted.

Especially the problem of how to prove that you were born if your birth certificate is lost can no longer be described as outrageous.

"It's not that there's something wrong with my head, I'm just having fun." An Chen suppressed his laughter.

"Fun people are people who aim to have fun. These people post these things to have fun and make everyone happy." He saw the atomic bomb post on the screen and finally couldn't help but "pop".

"...It turns out that this is how it is, making outstanding contributions to human happiness, bringing more joy to people, and giving depressed people a space to relax."

In just a few seconds, Jiuge directly found great-sounding reasons for having fun for people who want to create simple happiness.

"You can understand it that way..." An Chen couldn't bear to break Jiuge's fantasy.

"So you read the things posted by people who are looking for fun, so you are also a person who is looking for fun." Jiuge frowned and spoke with strict logic.

"It makes sense..." An Chen had never thought that he might be a happy person.

He only went to take a look occasionally when he was bored, but he didn't think much about it.

"Besides these, what else are you looking at?" After Jiuge summarized the new knowledge, he returned his attention to the original purpose.

"If you still have more...watch classic movies?" An Chen took a peek at Jiuge's expression.

Sure enough, it was suspicious.

"What else is there?" Jiuge's tone was very excited. "And..." An Chen finally felt something was wrong.

"What are you expecting?" He stroked the broken hair on Jiuge's forehead, looking helpless.

"I'm not expecting anything, I'm just asking." Jiuge became nervous.

Before anything could be dug out, An Chen was smart enough to become suspicious.

"Do you want to see the search history on my mobile phone?" An Chen curled his lips and continued to induce.

"Yeah, I want to see it." Jiuge nodded and told the truth.

She looked honest and courteous, and others could not tell that she had any bad intentions.

"..." An Chen was speechless and threw the phone to Jiuge.

Jiuge rolled his eyes, picked up his phone and started flipping through the history.

Su Zhi said that she was seeing those things in the search records.

It was only possible to see the evidence when An Chen took it without warning and had no time to delete the record.

"So you are looking for evidence that I am abnormal?" After thinking about the reason, An Chen couldn't laugh or cry.

"How do you know?" Jiuge was horrified.

But what frightened her even more was that the history record on Anchen’s phone was zero.

Let alone porn, I can’t even see a single retard post I just searched for.

"There is a setting called incognito browsing." An Chen patted Jiuge's shoulder and shrugged.

"So are you a pervert?" Jiuge returned the phone to An Chen and pouted.

"Do you want me to?" An Chen didn't come back and asked instead.

"I hope you're not." Jiuge replied honestly.

If she wanted, she wouldn't care so much about whether men were all perverts.

"Then I'm not." An Chen took a sip of tea and spoke quietly.

"?" Jiuge was confused.

"It's not whether I want it or not, it's whether you do or not." She raised her hair awkwardly and said.

"What is the definition of perversion?" An Chen put the tea cup down and asked.

"That's it... touching the legs anyway doesn't count, nor does chewing the neck or planting strawberries." Jiuge repeated what Su Zhi told him.

After returning home, she also checked and found that the above were indeed not perverted.

"You still know how to grow strawberries?" An Chen was happy again.

He suddenly felt that it was not impossible for Su Zhi to tell Jiu Ge some knowledge.

"In short, perversion is something even more perverted!" Jiuge recalled the content of the chat and his face turned red again.

"So what kind of pervert is it?" An Chen raised his head with doubtful eyes.

"That's the kind." Jiuge hesitated.

Sure enough, it was too shameful for her to tell her directly.

"What kind?" An Chen asked reluctantly.

"It's just...it's just porn!" Jiuge slammed the sofa.

There was a dented hole directly in the sofa.

"..."

An Chen glanced at the pit.

"I know, I won't tell you." He replied calmly.

"?" Jiuge was shocked.

　Thanks to Pi or whatever for the January ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)