Chapter 205 The fox girl appears
"Calm is the norm." Uncle Simu replied while eating:
"In our business of chasing corpses, we are indeed more likely to encounter mountain elves and wild monsters than ordinary people, but we won't run into them every time. If this is the case, then the world is not far away from chaos."

"The last time I ran into something dirty while chasing corpses, it was the last time..."

Just when Meng Fan was about to complain about his uncle's nonsense literature, he made a thoughtful gesture and recalled:
"When I left home last time, I met a male fox who turned into an old man and asked for directions."

"I can smell that filthy smell from a long way away. I'll just send it home with one strike of my sword." At this point, he patted the magic sword on his back with his four eyes.

Unlike the mahogany sword, it is forged from steel and has gone through many sacrifices. While ensuring its sharpness, it can cause extra damage to ghosts and monsters.

You know, even though this uncle is tall and thin, he actually does bodybuilding.

Meng Fan has long been fascinated by the great sword used to cut down royal zombies.

Take a break.

Meng Fan continued to taste the sweet rice wine, his thoughts racing, while Uncle Simu picked up the soul-calming lamp and continued to jump around and exercise.

Soon.

A crooked song came from the dense forest.

"I jump with long strides, I jump with twists, I jump with one leg..."

The zombie took long strides and twisted its waist. Fortunately, Meng Fan had a mount and did not sit on the zombie's arm, otherwise he would have vomited out his last night's meal.

"As for the corpse chasers, it will be very boring if you don't have some fun for yourself. When Jia Le becomes a Taoist, it will be much more fun with this kid by his side."

"Jump, jump, jump!"

"Jump crookedly, jump twisted, jump backward..."

Looking at his somewhat proud uncle, Meng Fan reminded:
"Uncle, I advise you to drive away the corpses properly, otherwise you may be unlucky."

"Unlucky? When bad luck sees me, he takes the initiative to hide and chases the corpse. That's why he's unlucky! Look at me jumping on one leg..."

"Ouch!!"

Without looking at his feet, Uncle Four Eyes stepped on a raised smooth stone and fell heavily to the ground.

And those zombies fell down one by one like dominoes.

When Meng Fan saw this, he shook his head helplessly and said:
"Uncle, let me tell you, if you are too complacent... you will get bad luck."

"Huh, it's just an accident."

With eyes wide open, he stood up very gracefully, his hands were very honest, he kept rubbing his buttocks, and changed the subject:

"By the way, what are the origins of the royal zombies escorted by your master? How about I give you a piece of it?"

"I don't know, but it is definitely difficult to deal with. After all, the combination of dragon energy and yin energy is extremely evil."

Hearing this, he looked seriously and said:

"In that case, I'll give you a ride when the time comes."

Topic change technique, success!

During the conversation, I saw him secretly taking back the hand that was behind his back.

Meng Fan: "..."

It seems that as a junior uncle, he can only be relied on at critical moments.

"rise!!"

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid!"

Such is the boring return journey.

late at night.

It is about 150 miles away from the hermitage.

Meng Fan sat opposite Uncle Simu, the two ate the grilled sauced meat, took a sip of rice wine from time to time, and chatted widely.

"Uncle, do you smell something bad?"

Suddenly, Meng Fanyi had something to say.

"Hehe, I only smell the aroma of wine and meat. Come on, Xiaofan, let's continue drinking."

"Okay, please, uncle."

Looking at his uncle with a sinister smile on his face, Meng Fan knew that he was looking for fun again...

overhead.

Between the tall trees.

A woman in white gauze appeared when the two were pushing cups and changing glasses. She was seen hugging a branch and hiding among the leaves, her eyes glowing green.

Dogs cannot change shit.

The fox cannot change his behavior of stealing corpses.

Meng Fan seemed unaware and took the initiative to control his blood energy, while his uncle smiled, drank wine and ate meat, and said drunkenly:
"Come on, Xiaofan, have another sip."

Along the way, Uncle Simu was having a lot of fun, but as a veteran, it was impossible for him not to be alert at all. He just wanted to take the opportunity to tease the monsters. "drink."

As he finished speaking, Meng Fan saw a white shadow flash past, and two streamers pulled up a zombie and flew towards the treetops in the distance.

The uncle's eyes were blurry and he said with a big tongue:
"If you dare to steal my body, you will become an idiot."

As he spoke, he stomped to his feet.

The long sword behind his back was unsheathed instantly and fell into his hands.

Swish!Swish!

The wind roared, like chopping melons and vegetables. The four-eyed master easily cut off the ribbon that restrained the zombie. Then, the sword came out like a dragon and pointed directly at the big-breasted woman in white.

There is a saying that the vixen's body and face are really good. Now that I can see it with my own eyes, it's no wonder that the scholar in the fairy tale can't resist the temptation of beauty...

"Unfortunately, the smell is too strong."

Meng Fan carefully tasted the braised pork he bought at the market yesterday, and at the same time, he commented on the woman.

A vixen can transform into another person, so naturally she is not a rotten fish, but a level higher than that.

Looking at the sharp magic sword, the fox girl remained calm. Seeing that the sharp edge was about to penetrate her body, she took out her claws and held the sword tightly.

Ten fingers are like steel!

Stab... stab...

A sharp and harsh sound echoed in the air, and bursts of sparks were scraped off when the nails collided with the sword.

But the magic sword exuded golden light and was of extraordinary appearance, but it stopped at the fox girl's heart.

I don't know whether she was too strong or her uncle didn't play enough, but the two were in a stalemate.

Of course, it didn't last long.

The fourth-eyed master flew up and kicked the fox girl directly in her soft belly, knocking her away.

"No pity at all."

Meng Fan smiled and shook his head, continuing to eat meat and watch the show.

Since he couldn't fly, he couldn't rely on his four eyes and fell to the ground helplessly. He was holding a law enforcement sword and his eyes were clear. How could he be drunk?
boom! boom! boom!
The sound of clothes exploding sounded.

Pieces of white and thin clothes fell from the sky. Whether intentionally or not, a pink and white bra fell on Meng Fan's head, and a rich scent of powder poured into his nose.

"The original smell is still too strong, it can't be covered at all, and it's dirty even if you use it to wipe your mouth."

Meng Fan pulled it away with disgust on his face.

The figure that stopped in mid-air fell down and assumed a seductive posture on the ground, showing off its figure unscrupulously.

Charming face.

Delicate figure.

Bai Shengsheng's long legs.

The fox girl seemed to understand the psychology of men very well. She specially left a coat for herself, half-covering her face, which made Master Simu blush and his heart beat wildly.

However, the majority of it is acting.

"Uncle, can you bear it?"

Meng Fan asked with a smile.

With blazing eyes, he stared at the charming woman in front of him and shouted:
"You will get stronger when you are old and can withstand it!!"

"Don't come here, I can bear it alone."

on the ground.

The fox girl twisted her body and murmured:
"Master, come here."

"Come together~"

"Two Taoist Priests~"

"Can the slave family live with this?"

Pink breath is flying all over the sky.

A big red lip mark flew out of her lips and smashed into her uncle's chest.

"Ah! Ah ah ah!"

"I can't stand it!"

Wow, the acting is so exaggerated...

Meng Fan whispered in his heart.

(End of this chapter)

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