Chapter 433 An Indiscriminate Disaster?

heaven.

Miro Palace, Lingxiao Palace.

Mortal emperors can be lazy, and as long as they are stupid enough, they can even not go to court for a long time, but the Jade Emperor is different. He has to go to court almost every day to deal with all the matters that happen in the Three Realms.

In the same way, the same is true for immortal officials.

However, a day in the heavenly world is very long. After everyone goes to court, they still have a lot of time to visit immortals, visit friends, and talk about mysteries. In addition, the painting style of this world is very strange, so it is normal for a large number of immortals to skip work.

But Meng Fan was not included.

When he first arrived, he was considered a newcomer to Heavenly Court. Even though he had outstanding strength and was in a high position, he still did not raise his tail. For example:

Go drinking with the King of Growth.

After a day of adaptation, Meng Fan stepped into the Lingxiao Palace again, and found that among the civil and military ministers who came to participate in the early court, there were almost no one except for the recognizable gods such as Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha, and Taibai Jinxing. .

sparse.

Not even half of the hall was filled.

However, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother seemed to be accustomed to this and did not show any abnormality at all.

Judging from the information obtained in advance, most of the early dynasties said that there were monsters doing evil somewhere, and mortals in a certain place disrespected the gods of heaven and earth. Meng Fan guessed that today may be no exception.

At this time, a rather thin figure with a third eye on his forehead knelt on the ground and said: "My nephew failed to fulfill his duty to capture Fairy Zixia, causing her to fall into the mortal world and disappear without a trace. Please, please Your Majesty punishes me!"

bang.

The three-pointed two-edged sword fell to the ground.

Yang Jian, who had a wretched temperament, began to kowtow as if pounding garlic, with tears streaming down his face, and cried:
"My poor nephew, the barking dog on his crotch, sacrificed himself to death for me in heaven, but he died tragically at the hands of that woman. Please make the decision for me, Your Majesty!"

Meng Fan: "..."

If I remember correctly, wasn't the dog slaughtered by his own hands and then shared with the four heavenly kings to become a shabu-shabu ingredient?

Rumor has it, it tastes pretty good.

At least Moli Qing likes it very much. He said that he has been enjoying this one recently. He even fell in love with the pet raised by a palace lady in Pixiang Palace and planned to steal it for drinking. Therefore, he specially invited Meng Fan and said that he would not go to the morning court today and enjoy the delicious food together. .

Besides, this guy is really wretched.

The majestic and sage Erlang Zhenjun, the famous God of War in all the worlds, has fallen to this level in this world.

To be honest, for Meng Fan, the Erlang God in his mind should be the majestic judicial god in the legend of the Lotus Lantern.

No matter how bad things are, you must have the momentum to save your mother by splitting peach mountains, so that you won't be so miserable——

His strength is barely outstanding, and he is better than the Four Heavenly Kings, but his appearance is not to mention.

[It is common to see a great husband, handsome and graceful, elegant and quiet in his movements, wearing gold and white robes, standing next to the railings of a camel bridge. A great husband is what is commonly called an Erlang. 】

[The appearance is clear and handsome, wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light yellow collar.The gold boots are lined with dragon socks, and the jade belt is decorated with eight treasures of flowers.He has a crescent-shaped slingshot on his waist and a three-pointed two-edged gun in his hand.He once saved his mother by splitting the peach mountain with an ax, and struck the twin phoenixes of Yuan and Luo with his flick.He is famous for his ability to kill the eight monsters, and is sworn to the Seven Saints of Meishan.The heart is so high that it does not recognize the family members in heaven, and the nature is so arrogant that it turns to God and lives in Guanjiang...]

that's all.

He doesn't match up with the three-eyed boy in front of him at all.

"Okay! Okay! Get up!"

Seeing his nephew crying, the Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently and said, "I don't blame you for this. That Zixia has the most precious Buddhist silver bell in her hand. It's understandable that she can't take it."

The two fairies Zixia and Qingxia had a fierce fight in their previous lives, so the Buddha rolled them together and turned them into sun and moon wicks, requiring them to practice hard to resolve their grudges.

Unfortunately, things backfired. Instead of reconciliation, they fought even more fiercely than before.The two souls are of the same body, Zixia during the day and Qingxia at night. The former, because of his longing for the lower world, defeated Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings with the golden bell on the silver cord in his hand at the Three Realms Mountain, escaped the pursuit of heaven, and began to search for true love in the human world... …

After secretly recalling for a while and briefly summarizing the situation, Meng Fan calmed down.

"Where is Zixia now?"

The Jade Emperor's tone was neither sad nor happy, but Meng Fan always felt that he was asking questions knowingly. You must know that even the King of Growth knew the inside story and said that the human world was temporarily controlled by Buddhism, let alone the supreme being of the three realms.

At this time, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er, who were at the end of the shift, exchanged glances and stepped forward.

The guy with big bulging eyes said helplessly:
"Your Majesty, one day in the sky and a thousand years in the world. What I can see in my eyes is like a snail crawling. Fairy Zixia should still be in the Three Realms Mountain."

The man with a pair of ear-catching ears next to him followed closely behind and echoed: "The things I heard in my ears were so messed up that I was so dizzy that I couldn't even tell what was being said."

"waste!"

"A group of gangsters!"

The Jade Emperor was like an ordinary person, slamming the table hard, and seemed to be really angry. But Meng Fan raised his eyes and found that his eyes were as calm as water, without any ripples.

old actor.

While secretly feeling emotional, the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice:
"What should I do? My dear friends, does anyone have a clever plan to bring Zixia to justice and preserve my reputation in heaven?"

All the civil and military ministers looked at their noses and hearts, and their determination was not much worse than that of Meng Fan. None of them had any plans to take action. After all, this matter was related to the Buddhist plan. Without the nod of the man sitting on top, they would not have been able to accomplish this. thing.

"Your Majesty, please be at ease. I recommend a god who will surely bring Zixia back to heaven!"

At the critical moment, we still had to look at the Taibai Venus. The little old man suddenly stepped forward and started to play.

The gods were stunned for a moment, with doubts in their hearts. The four righteous gods looked at each other in confusion. The third prince of Nezha raised the tower and King Li Tian shrank behind him. He did not want to follow the footsteps of Erlang God Yang Jian and was confused by the silver cord and golden bell.

The Jade Emperor asked: "Who does Aiqing recommend?"

"Ziwei Tianguan."

Between the monarch and his ministers, there is a harmony.

Then, Meng Fan was involved inexplicably. You know, he had just ascended, he had not adapted to the environment, and he had not understood the situation. He had no foundation in heaven, but he was involved in this matter.

Subconsciously, conspiracy theories came to mind.

But it was pressed again immediately.

Meng Fan, who suddenly became the center of attention of all the immortals, acted neither humble nor arrogant. He made some remarks about how the minister was frightened and incompetent.

There was a sense of evasion in everything he said.

Taibai Jinxing was still smiling, and when Meng Fan finished speaking, he said righteously: "The Heavenly Official has a high level of cultivation, surpassing the Erlang God Yang Jian and the Three Tanhaihui Great God Li Nezha. He also leads the Big Dipper Lord under his command, and also supervises the affairs of the three realms. With the power to act expediently, he is the perfect candidate to arrest Fairy Zixia and bring her to justice."

"Yes, apart from Tianguan, my nephew really can't think of anyone else who can take on this important task."

"My minister agrees."

Nezha agreed.

This kid once again broke Meng Fan's understanding. Isn't he unruly and jealous of evil? !
The Jade Emperor didn't give Meng Fan a chance to speak, and immediately agreed, ordering Taibai Jinxing to draft an edict to confirm the matter.

Officials crushed people to death.

Not to mention the eloquent Jade Emperor, Meng Fan accepted the errand in a daze and regretted not going to drink with the four brothers Mo Li Qing instead of coming to this morning court.

(End of this chapter)

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