Reincarnation of the Heavens: Starting from Hong Kong Comprehensive

Chapter 435 Wuyue Mountain, Guanyin

The monkey, who has not yet put on the golden hoop, is untamable and unruly. He not only deceived the ignorant girl Bai Jingjing and abandoned her, but also seduced his sister-in-law and had sex with the Bull Demon King's wife, Princess Iron Fan.

In addition, in order to marry his sister who is sworn to his eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, he actually gave his master Tang Sanzang as a gift and invited a group of monsters to eat Tang Sanzang's meat together.

In desperation, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva prepares to do justice for heaven and get rid of Sun Wukong so as not to harm the common people. However, Tang Sanzang is compassionate and willing to sacrifice his own life in order to influence the bad disciples.

In this way, Wukong finally became a new man 500 years later to atone for his sins.

500 years later, the monkey reincarnated and became the supreme treasure of the bandit master, occupying the Wuyue Mountain, free and happy...

that's all.

That's Meng Fan's summary.

Compared with the Monkey King who rose up to clarify the world, the Monkey King in this world is far behind. Whether it is seducing his sister-in-law or bullying his master and destroying his ancestors, it is intolerable.

But if it continues to develop, the ending will be too tragic. Fairy Zixia, who pursues love wholeheartedly, will become the biggest sacrifice in order to awaken the monkey.

……

At this moment.

A deserted town in the desert, bounded by the Five Mountains.

In an open-air courtyard.

The second master was concentrating on twirling his fingers, because there were meat scraps and grease left on it, which tasted quite delicious.

However, when he noticed a dark figure stepping into the courtyard with his peripheral vision, the obscene smile on his face gradually solidified.

At the same time, the bandits also felt something, and they all looked over. When they saw that the person who came was indeed a woman with a graceful figure, they breathed a sigh of relief. Some of them seemed to have imagined some colorful scene, and the corners of their mouths Unconsciously, he rose up and slowly moved towards the second master with his ax in hand.

But the situation has changed. Naturally, the second master cannot continue to twiddle his fingers. In order to show his domineering side, he puffed up his chest and asked:
"who?"

"Can't you all see that I am a woman?" Chun Sanniang's voice was filled with arrogance, while she raised her bare hands to adjust the black gauze used to protect the sun.

"Hehe~"

Hearing this, the second master's eyes narrowed into a thin line. Listening to the excited laughter coming from around him, his smile became more and more obscene. He continued:

"What are you doing here, little lady?"

"The world is dangerous and the north wind is strong."

Saying that, Chun Sanniang maintained a graceful posture, inserted a bright peach blossom into the crack of the door, and at the same time took off the black veil on her body completely, and said to herself:

"A weak woman wants to find a place to rest and wash away the dust from her body."

From beginning to end, Meng Fan didn't speak, even though he was sitting behind a bandit, gnawing on an untouched lamb rib.

There are plenty of cumin and chili peppers, and the heat is just right.

To be honest, while enjoying the delicious food and being immersed in the scene, watching the famous scenes from movies and TV series reenacted before my eyes, it feels quite different in my heart.

Naturally, the black cat would not disturb its owner. It had restrained its demonic aura early on and turned into a harmless pet. It followed Meng Fan and ate the roasted mutton silently.

It has to be said that Chun Sanniang is really good at acting and knows how to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.

"Do you know where this place is?"

The smile on the second master's face never stopped, vividly explaining what it meant to be obscene, and he had already regarded Chun Sanniang as the little fat sheep that he took the initiative to send to his door.

As everyone knows, when traveling in the world, there are three types of people you should never mess with: monks and nuns, the elderly and the weak, and women.

"This place is full of smog, and you all have hideous faces. It is definitely not an inn."

Chun Sanniang, who was wearing exquisite makeup, looked like a young girl. At least her eyes were indeed full of innocence. She carefully looked at the robbers surrounding her and said thoughtfully:

"Could it be a black shop?"

"Hey, hey, you know it's a black shop but you still dare to come in, aren't you afraid of the sheep entering the tiger's mouth?"

"Who is the sheep, who is the tiger..."

Haru Sansanniang played with her hair and turned around, as if admiring her own backyard. Her tone was full of relaxation and she joked:
"If you gentlemen are robbers, aren't you afraid that I will be the leader of the robbers?"

After saying that, she had walked to the place facing the sun. Suddenly she looked back, her face was softened and softened, and she raised her eyebrows at the stupid thieves and raised the corners of her mouth with a look of anticipation.

"Humph!"

The second master immediately slapped the table and stood up. Gradually realizing that something was wrong, he subconsciously asked, "Who are you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ax was raised.

Many bandits followed suit, which was quite eye-catching, at least they were not lost in beauty.

Almost at the same time, the new wind blew away the peach blossom that Chun Sanniang had just inserted on the door.

The second master and other bandits had no intention of admiring it and already felt chilled. Meng Fan, who was eating the mutton chops, thought it was beautiful and thought it was a pity.

Whether it was Fairy Zixia, who went by the pseudonym Pansi Daxian, or her two apprentices, they all unknowingly entered the game and became the party being plotted.

in the arms.

The black cat didn't react at all. He regarded beauty as dirt and didn't even look at it. He concentrated on chewing the ribs.

At the same time, the slightly bold and bold Spring Thirty-nine Lady opened a corner of her clothes with a smile, revealing her delicate collarbone and the charming peach blossoms tattooed on it. There was a strong chill in her voice as she said:

"Wherever the peach blossoms go, not a blade of grass will grow."

"Money falls, but heads are not guaranteed."

Before he finished speaking, some knowledgeable bandits were buzzing around like flies, subconsciously throwing away their weapons and running around.

But without exception, all of a sudden, their heads sank, and more than a dozen copper coins appeared, as if pressing their acupuncture points, and they all stopped.

Originally planning to join in the fun at close range, Meng Fan, who was eating barbecue with a black cat in his arms in a quiet corner, was also taken care of.

I saw fifteen yellow Kong Fangxiong flying straight towards him without leaning to either side, at a very fast speed.

Of course, they are not harmful. If you don't stop them, the copper coins will just pile up and fall on top of your head, just like the stupid thieves around you.

"Drink money? Thanks."

However, he raised his hand without any fuss and the timing was just right, taking all Brother Kong Fang into his palm.

Hearing another strange voice, the second master, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, was holding the money to prevent it from falling. He was immediately stunned and looked around, as if asking his younger brother: Who is this thin-skinned and tender boy?
However, everyone held their heads and shook their heads. After all, among the whole gang, the only one who did not come out to barbecue was the gang leader——

Jade-faced flying dragon supreme treasure.

The blind man, who looked particularly greasy and half-bald, his eyes lit up. Regardless of the occasion, he came over with the copper coins in both hands and said with a smile:
"Brother, who are you?"

Between the words, the eyes are as charming as silk.

That's ridiculous enough...

As the saying goes, when the money is gone, the head is not saved. Even after hearing the reputation of Spring Thirty Niang, there is still leisure and leisure to flirt with men?

Meng Fan, who was now the focus of the audience, secretly lamented that gays were everywhere, and Chun Sansanniang also turned her attention to him. Without any hesitation, the goblin directly pulled out the sword and stabbed it straight to the heart.

clang!
In an instant, the sound of gold and iron crossing sounded.

The blind man who tried to strike up a conversation with Meng Fan flew out. After all, he was kind-hearted and kicked this guy out.Of course, you have to give Buddhism some face.

Sha Wujing, the general who rolls the curtains, is not so easy to die. Even without the Buddhist guardian watching secretly, this guy can rely on his extremely strong vitality to turn danger into disaster every time.

However, the blind man with his extremely strange brain circuit could not clearly see the situation. He lay on the ground and buried his head in tears.

At this scene, Chun Sanniang was stunned. The gangsters entrenched in Wuyue Mountain were each more bizarre than the last. Of course, she had no time to pay attention to these guys at the moment.

"Who the hell are you?"

Her eyes stared coldly at Meng Fan. She had never thought before that the Peach Blossom Swords could not pierce a man's chest. You must know that these two magic weapons were left by the master Pansi Great Immortal, and their quality was extraordinary.

"Passerby." Meng Fan pretended to be profound.

Moreover, he was indeed right. He came to Wuyue Mountain precisely to complete the tasks assigned by the Jade Emperor and Daozu, so there was no need to care about the former.

It's a pity that Chun Sanniang couldn't understand the meaning. After she heard the news about Tang Monk and Sun Houhou from Patriarch Bodhi, she rushed straight to Wuyue Mountain, which was supposed to be called Wuzhi Mountain, for fear of wasting time and opportunities. Robbed.

Now, an unknown man suddenly appeared, holding a cat in his arms.

For some reason, Chun Sansanniang always found those vertical pupils very scary, and she sensed a crisis.

But... what could be wrong with a harmless cat? Its breath is very ordinary.

"Where did you get the news?"

"Tell me! Is it Patriarch Bodhi, that bastard? He actually spreads it everywhere."

"Go to hell!"

Ask three times.

Her temper was also irritable, and a white snare came out of the air, unfolding almost instantly, completely covering Meng Fan, while Chun Sansanniang made a seal and shouted:
"receive."

The sound of dragon roar echoed in my ears.

Shenlong Pansi?

Since he had watched Journey to the West several times in the past, Meng Fan was very familiar with it. He was not in a hurry and instead started thinking:

How is it compared to the Bull Demon King?
In the movie and TV series, Haru Sananniang used this thing to successfully block the old cow for a moment. However, the quality of the magic weapon was not very high, and it was quickly sucked into its belly like eating noodles.

Suddenly, the black cat released all the demonic energy, and the shrinking momentum of Shenlong Pansi was immediately stopped, and instead rolled out.

"For fun, I'm not interested in that stuff because it's already been reached."

In this world, Meng Fan, who is in the immortal class and holds a high position, does not need to eat the meat of immortality at all. He intends to wait and see for a while before deciding whether to intervene in the Buddhist vortex.

After all, with Lao Jun as a backer and a hint, wouldn't it be unreasonable not to go through such a journey?
As for short-term plans.

Meng Fan wanted to touch the Bull Demon King.

The famous giants of the monster tribe in the Three Realms, together with Erlang God and Sun Dasheng, spread their might in the heavens and the world.

On the other side, Chun Sanniang did not lose her head. She hurriedly took the dragon coiled silk back into her body, then gathered her clothes, covering the delicate peach blossom at her collarbone, and walked towards a room with a single door and a separate courtyard with lotus steps. go.

The gap in strength between them is so huge that I don't even need to take action. I can suppress everything with just the pet in my arms...

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

With mixed emotions, Chun Sanniang went to wash away the dust on her body, leaving behind the silhouette of the bandits, unattainable and full of murderous intent.

"You guys are busy, I'm just passing by."

Facing the eyes of the second boss, the blind man and others, Meng Fan grabbed another roasted leg of lamb and walked alone outside the abandoned market town.

If he stays any longer, let's put aside the question of whether he will cause changes in the plot. At least the Buddhists who are secretly monitoring this place cannot rest assured.

This monkey show...is lively enough!

"The Supreme Treasure, the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, is really weak and vulnerable. Apart from having strong hair, there is nothing magical about it."

Basking in the sun, gnawing on the leg of lamb, and petting the cat, Meng Fan lay on the desert with nothing to do. He analyzed the situation for a while, and then unconsciously speculated on the intentions of the man in Tushita Palace.

Are you really just letting yourself go down to earth to relax?
Especially at this juncture.

at the same time.

In another courtyard in the abandoned market town of Wuyue Mountain, the scene is full of joy. The Supreme Treasure, who was hit by the Seven Injury Fist and turned into a cross-eyed man, is scolding his subordinates. However, his behavior and habits are all making people laugh.

"Not yet?"

"I've shown up, boss, you got hit by the Kunlun Sansheng's Seven Injuries Fist, and now your injuries are starting to flare up..."

"You have the nerve to say that?! If you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been hit in the nose?"

……

"I was so frightened that I knelt down at the time, Gang Leader. I heard that after being hit by the Seven Injury Fists, I first became cross-eyed, then my ears became deaf and I couldn't hear, and gradually I lost control of my voice, and everything I spoke was out of tune, and finally my five internal organs The six internal organs exploded.”

"Who said I have cross-eyed eyes? I just focused my eyesight on one point to change my past views on things. Why? I can't spread rumors anymore. I want to grab a position!"

……

"Okay! Let's get ready, let's go kill Chun Sanniang together!"

The sound was full of joy and very recognizable, but it was a little out of tune.

A few abandoned houses are separated.

Chun Sanniang, who was taking a bath, was playing with the water, thinking, and murmured to herself: "That pretty boy can't be Erlang Shen, right?"

"But how can he raise a cat?"

"It's really troublesome. I just wanted to capture Tang Sanzang, but there were so many twists and turns..."

The plot takes a slight turn, but it's harmless, as if some irresistible force is repairing it and getting everything back on track.

Because... Meng Fan appeared in Luojia Mountain.

Cranes and bluebirds spread their wings and flutter, spiritual flowers and grasses bloom one after another, mountain springs flow gurglingly, and arch bridges are well-proportioned. Anyone who sees them will praise them:
Taoist blessed land.

However, it is a pure place of Buddhism.

There are thousands of Buddha lights as evidence.

The figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva stood in front of Meng Fan. She stood on a seventh-grade lotus flower and held a jade purification bottle in her hand. She looked full of compassion.

As for appearance.

Not to mention.

Anyway, the Avalokitesvara in this world has nothing to do with beauty, and there is no need to worry about its gender, because this Bodhisattva has 33 bodies, one upright body image, and 32 incarnation images, adding up to a total of 33 corresponding bodies. The image is unpredictable, and you can save it according to circumstances. Save all sentient beings.

"Namo Amitabha! Donor, why are you here to disturb my Buddhist arrangements? You must know that Wuyue Mountain is the place where the monkey has experienced calamity."

As he spoke, Guanyin Bodhisattva clasped his hands together, and his tone was gentle, not offensive.

(End of this chapter)