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Chapter 115 Crisis strikes!The self-transformation of Ximen Lingdie! (Please subscribe!)

The day passed quietly.

Su Mu did not come out of the room.

Ximen Lingdie had countless curiosity in his heart, wanting to know what Su Mu was doing in the room.

The presence of Oiran and Ruan Mei didn't leave her the slightest chance.

Ximen Lingdie recorded this incident in his little notebook.

He decided to retaliate against the two foxy dolls after he conquered Su Mu and made him surrender under his beautiful black stocking legs.

They must know who is in charge.

The next day, Su Mu still didn't come out.

Ximen Lingdie spent the whole day under the watchful eye of Hua Kui, Ruan Mei, and Yang Chengxu, a vile dogleg and spineless traitor, wholeheartedly studying [Green Tea Strategy] and [Guide to Scumbag Girls] found on the Internet.

She planned to wait for Su Mu to come out and use all these tricks on him to conquer him.

As a result, Su Mu hadn't come out yet on this day.

This made Ximen Lingdie, who had been waiting for two days and studying all afternoon, very dissatisfied.

I feel that Su Mu is so disgusting and doesn't know how to cooperate with me.

On the third day, Ximen Lingdie was still studying the secret of the green tea transformation of his scumbag girl under the supervision of the oiran and Ruan Mei.

She felt that it was really not easy to be a scum girl and green tea.

Ordinary girls can act as they are when getting along with the opposite sex. They can cry when they want, laugh when they want, get angry when they want, and lose their temper when they want.

But scumbags and green tea cannot.

They need to control their temper and control their temper.

Every minute and every second, you must maintain a gentle and beautiful appearance.

They need to get into men's hearts, think what they think, want what they want, love what they love, and at the same time, they must not be angry, coquettish, temperamental, or nonsense.

When a man needs them, they should be by his side anytime and anywhere and never let him down.

When men don't need them, they should take the initiative to disappear without crying, making trouble or being clingy.

And in some occasions and environments that can demonstrate the power of a boyfriend and the dignity of a man.

They also need to take the initiative to help men find opportunities to show off, assist them, help them show off, and complete the show.

After finishing the pretense, they need to turn into cheerleaders, encourage them with the sweetest smiles, and say how awesome their brother is.

After Ximen Lingdie thoroughly studied many strategies and guides about Zha Nu’s green tea.

She felt from the bottom of her heart that it was not easy for women.

Sure enough, behind any charming woman, there is a bitter past hidden.

Green Tea is like this, scumbag is like this, and she, Ximen Lingdie, is also like this.

So she gritted her teeth and silently swore in her heart that she would be like those green tea and scumbag girls, who would sacrifice their lives to feed the demons, and finally complete the counterattack and make Su Mu, a bastard, rogue and liar, pay the due price.

But on this day, Su Mu still didn't come out.

Ximen Lingdie felt angry about this.

She felt that she was working so hard to learn the scumbag and green tea skills, but this guy Su Mu didn't show up.

She felt humiliated and ignored.

So at night, she secretly prepared for a night attack.

It's a pity that just after she walked out of the room, the two puppets Huakui + Ruan Mei counter-killed her on the spot, knocked her unconscious and threw her back into the room.

In the early morning of the fourth day, Ximen Lingdie verbally criticized Oiran and Ruan Mei, feeling that they had gone too far on the third night.

But Oiran and Ruan Mei didn't respond at all.

Ximen Lingdie was so angry that he could only devote his attention to learning the various skills of Green Tea and Scumbag.

The fifth day, the sixth day, the seventh day...

A week passed in the blink of an eye.

Ximen Lingdie felt that he had mastered various theoretical knowledge about green tea and scumbag girls very well.

But Su Mu still didn't come out of the room.

Ximen Lingdie secretly cursed——

【Something happened to Su Mu, right? 】

[It's been a week.What could possibly keep him in his room for a whole week? 】

[Even if it is a breakthrough in strength, his mere elite strength will not take such a long time. 】

[Unless you are possessed!Hey, yes, obsessed.This hateful guy is full of bad ideas and his mind is full of conspiracies.If you put it in a novel, he would be the villain.Since ancient times, black and white have been in opposition, and evil cannot prevail over good.It would seem to make sense if he went crazy! 】

【No, no, no, no!This guy can't get carried away.The green tea strategy and scumbag guide that this girl has worked so hard to study for so long have not yet been used on him.If he goes crazy, won't all my research this week be in vain?Wouldn’t it be a big injustice? 】

[Asshole Su Mu, give me some energy.Although in the novel you are a proper villain.But this is reality, not writing a novel. You can't be like the villains in novels, who go crazy and die so casually.Even if you are going to die, you will come out and appreciate the results of my practice this week before you die! 】

[Also, it has already been a week.It's almost time for you bastard to come out.If I don't come out, the [Shadow Ban] that that bastard Yang Chengxu has blessed me with will no longer be able to maintain.If you haven't come out by the time I break the ban, my green tea strategy and scumbag guide this week will really be in vain.Come out quickly and at least let me test it on you! 】

Ximen Lingdie muttered in his heart.

At the same time, he clasped his hands together and prayed in his heart.

I pray that Su Mu can come out soon.

Let your learning achievements this week be put to good use.

Then, the door to Su Mu's room really opened.

Su Mu, who had been in the room for a week, really came out at this moment.

Ximen Lingdie kept his hands clasped together and whispered a prayer.

Then she rubbed her eyes stupidly.

After confirming that Su Mu really came out of the room.

She immediately opened her arms and threw herself into Su Mu's arms like a baby swallow.

"Great! Brother Su Mu, you are finally out!"

"People are worried about you!"

"You've been staying in your room for a whole week! People thought something happened to you!"

Ximen Lingdie was surprised, worried, and at the same time hugged Su Mu tightly with an aggrieved look, and put his head on Su Mu's chest.

Su Mu looked at her current appearance and secretly thought that the scumbag girl Green Tea is indeed a yyds.

Just one week of study can be so powerful.

I have to save my hand in advance, otherwise, according to the current situation, I am afraid that I will really fall into the hands of this little green tea little scumbag who has become a monk halfway.

"Don't worry, what can happen to me in the room?"

"I just made a temporary attack to improve my strength and wasted a little time. The main reason is that my talent and qualifications are too poor, otherwise it wouldn't have taken me so long!"

Su Mu used his backhand to hug Princess Ximen Lingdie directly.

This must be put in front of Ximen Lingdie, whether it is initiative or instinct, he will struggle symbolically.

But now, not only did she not struggle, but she was very cooperative and wrapped her arms around Su Mu's neck.

It made Su Mu hug easier and more comfortable.

"Brother, have you succeeded in breaking through?"

Ximen Lingdie asked with innocence on her face. At this moment, she took advantage of her coexisting charm and childish face to the maximum extent.

Su Mu was attracted instantly.

Immediately he lowered his head and kissed her.

Ximen Lingdie was caught off guard by this sneak attack.

Just like last time, his body suddenly stiffened.

But he quickly recovered.

Then she upheld the professionalism of green tea and scumbag.

Although clumsy, although green, although still in the novice stage.

But she did hold Su Mu's neck and began to respond.

After a long time, the two parted their lips.

Ximen Lingdie was breathing heavily, his face was like a peach and plum, his eyes were watery, with a confused and seductive look.

He leaned his head on Su Mu's shoulder.

"What a shame, brother, bullying others again!"

Ximen Lingdie exhaled like a orchid, and said complaining words, but his seductive posture was vividly displayed.

Su Mu lowered his head and kissed her on the lips again: "That's not because you, the little goblin, are too seductive!"

"Huh, I'm not a little goblin. I'm my brother's little spirit butterfly, my little wife, my little baby. She just likes to seduce my brother. And I only seduce my brother."

Ximen Lingdie spoke with innocence.

Su Mu took a breath of air when he heard this.

Horror!
It's so terrifying!
This little elf has truly evolved through self-taught training.

I love green tea and I love scumbags.

The scumbag is invincible, green tea yyds.

"Brother, why didn't you speak? Is there something on your mind?"

Seeing that Su Mu was deep in thought and silent, Ximen Lingdie asked softly.

Su Mu smiled and shook his head: "No, I just feel a bit unreal, like a dream."

Ximen Lingdie smiled: "Is it because his change has been too huge?"

"Indeed!" Su Mu smiled and nodded, calmly.

The smile on Ximen Lingdie's face faded a little: "Actually, at the beginning, people really couldn't accept it, and they weren't willing to accept it!"

"Brother also knows that he used to be one of the most outstanding geniuses of the Ximen family. The training he received since childhood and the resources he has at his disposal are not the best in the entire federation, but they are definitely among the best. Can he be compared with others? In comparison, not to mention the entire federation, even if we look at the world, we can still be ranked in the T0 echelon."

“It’s definitely not too much to say that the wind will bring the wind and the rain will bring the rain!”

"So before, when I was defeated and captured by my brother, I really couldn't accept it. After all, the information I have about my brother is only the awakening level. Although in fact, brother, you have reached the elite level. But with others Compared with extraordinary strength, there is still an insurmountable gap!"

"Under such circumstances, he was played and applauded by his brother, and finally captured alive. In his heart, it is like a great humiliation."

Listening to Ximen Lingdie's words, Su Mu also hugged her and sat on the sofa.

Ximen Lingdie's speech was slow and his words were slow and gentle.

There is a gentleness unique to girls filled with it.

"What then?"

Su Mu asked.

"Then I figured it out!"

Ximen Lingdie raised his little head, looked at Su Mu's face close at hand, and actually kissed him: "Reality is not a game, and theory does not equal practice. Although he is a late-stage extraordinary leader, theoretically he can fight a hundred A state like that of one or even a thousand brothers. But in fact, he was captured alive by his brother. If you fail, you have failed. No matter how unwilling you are, no matter how unwilling you are to admit it, you cannot change the fact that you have failed!"

"Now that I can sit here, lie in my arms and talk to my brother, this is my brother's mercy. Otherwise, if my brother did not capture him that day, but killed him, he would have died."

"In other words, if the one who captured the family was not the elder brother but someone else, the innocence of the family may cease to exist the day they are captured. They may even be ruined by many people and then killed!"

"But I'm very glad that I met you, brother! And brother Su Mu, you haven't really forced me! Although my brother behaved very hateful and scary that day, as if he was going to eat him. But people can feel it. , My brother’s heart is actually very good. After seeing people cry that day, my brother did not continue to persecute him. If it were someone else, I would definitely not be like my brother!”

"Your kindness to others has been understood and felt by them in these seven days!"

"As a member of the Ximen family, she is just a girl after all, and cannot compare to a man like Ximen Lingfeng. No matter how good my qualifications are and how fast my cultivation is, in a few years, those hateful people in the family will The old guy will still treat others as bargaining chips and use them in marriages with other families."

"At that time, if you are lucky, you may meet a better husband. But this probability is very small and almost non-existent."

"Because I am a descendant of an aristocratic family, I know very well where my brothers and sisters came from when I was young."

"As a girl, you have to respect yourself and love yourself since childhood. You can't mess around outside, you can't communicate with the opposite sex casually, and you have to make sure that your body is clean."

"But it's different for boys. They need to start cultivating their character from the time they are sensible. Desire, female lust, concentration, determination and even cruelty. Every quality will be cultivated from the time they are sensible. Especially for girls. In terms of sex, after reaching the age of 16, every family will focus on targeted training!"

"As a male member of an aristocratic family, everyone will have a personal maid to grow up with them. Those maids are all selected from thousands of people of good color. Under the cultivation of the aristocratic family, it is basically 16% that both of them will have a relationship between men and women. After reaching the age of [-], the maids who have grown up together will take the initiative to dedicate themselves to opening up the level of female lust for the children of the family. At the beginning, the family will not intervene and will allow the relationship between the two to develop. !”

"But when the relationship develops to a certain level, or after the maid becomes pregnant, the most cruel test of the family will come."

"When that time comes, the family will try every means to make the maid betray the master she has served for so many years. And most of them will do it through cheating."

"After that, this kind of thing will be known to the children of the family through various means. In order to destroy the infatuation and single-mindedness in the hearts of the children of the family, the person involved will then personally kill the maid they grew up with. , even the child in his belly!”

"After completing this step, the family will have a dedicated person to further consolidate and train them, letting them know that as children of the aristocratic family, women and beauty are things that they can come and go at any time. It will happen, there is absolutely no need to focus on this kind of thing.”

"Of course, it doesn't mean that 90.00% of the children of aristocratic families are like this. But [-]% of the children of aristocratic families cannot escape this framework."

"I'm a member of a family, and I'm still a girl. Normally, the best outcome for me in the future is to be lucky enough to meet a son of a family who isn't ruthless and ungrateful, and who changes women like clothes. But this kind of The probability is really too small, I don’t even dare to have such extravagant hopes!”

Ximen Lingdie spoke to Su Mu with a mocking and heavy tone.

At this moment, under her words, Su Mu couldn't tell whether it was her routine or what she really said from the heart.

Because the heavy and depressive feelings carried in this passage are really stinging and heartbreaking, but also very resonant.

Ximen Lingdie raised his head at this time and suddenly smiled when he looked at Su Mu in front of him.

"But my brother is different. Although my brother is also a bad guy, a liar, and a bad person who likes to bully others. And in the future, he will probably provoke other girls and bully other girls. But even so, my brother is better than It’s much better for those children from aristocratic families who are beautiful on the outside but corrupt on the inside. At least my brother won’t be like them and don’t regard girls as human beings at all. He only treats them as a tool to vent his desires.”

"My elder brother may also be mischievous and bully others. But people can feel that my elder brother is not the kind of heartless and unjust person who never looks back after bullying."

"Besides, my brother's means, ability, brains, and courage are not comparable to those of the so-called aristocratic families!"

"So at the beginning, I was indeed a little dissatisfied and unwilling. But after I calmed down and thought about it in the past few days, I finally figured it out. Compared with the so-called sons of aristocratic families, my brother, as a member of this family, My husband is obviously much better."

Ximen Lingdie pouted and said with a naive look on his face.

Su Mu listened quietly.

At the same time, he directly gave her a score of 82.

The reason is only 82 points, not a perfect score of 100 points.

It's because Su Mu wants to reward him with 18 for the remaining 666 points.

no way!
This wave of Ximen Lingdie's operation is really too slippery.

False and true, true and false.

There is truth in falsehood, and there is falsehood in trueness.

Even someone like Su Mu knew that this girl was not a good person, but she still had Xiao Jiujiu in her heart.

But after this wave of operations, he still felt stunned.

no way!
True love is the most touching!
This wave of Ximen Lingdie can be said to be in addition to the green tea talk of tea talk and tea talk.

There are no other skills.

It's full of emotion.

The main thing is that these feelings go together with these words.

It can also be seamlessly integrated into a whole.

The person who helped him also boasted about Su Mu himself openly and secretly.

Who can resist this girl?
I'm afraid that if the scumbag comes, he might be taken away in a wave.

So can this 666 not be given to her?
"By the way, brother, how about the increase in force power after your breakthrough? If it is not too impressive, our Ximen family has a secret technique called [Nine Transformation Return to Origin Technique], which can increase the forcefulness of the evolver's force power. Although The difficulty of cultivation is a little higher, but with my clever mind, I will definitely not be able to defeat you!" Ximen Lingdie's voice came over again.

Bulling Bulling's big eyes are filled with innocence and attachment.

Su Mu had just recovered from his shocking state.

I once again felt like my heart had been shot by that little naked kid with a love arrow.

There's nothing I can do about it, this little goblin is really good at it, and he's too willing to spend money.

[Nine Transformations and Returning to the Origin Technique] This secret technique of the Ximen family is so secret that they are even willing to use it to trick themselves.

You know, when he helped Shangguan plan the [Nine Transformations Returning to the Origin Technique], he made a big bet and asked Shangguan to use [Elemental Talent Overdraft Crystal], a king-level alchemy tool, in exchange for the trust of the Ximen Family.

But now, in order to trick himself, the little goblin Ximen Lingdie actually threw out this secret technique.

If Shangguan saw this, he would probably cry with envy.

Sure enough, it is the death of the drought, and the death of the flood.

Su Mu took a deep breath and shook his head with a sigh: "Although I don't want to admit it, the increase in my Force power is indeed not very impressive. After all, I only barely awakened my talent from the Redemption Society's genetic modification laboratory. Evolver. Cultivation is really too difficult and hard for me!"

Ximen Lingdie hugged Su Mu's cheek with her delicate little hands, and then took the initiative to kiss him again: "Brother, don't say such things. Talent and qualifications can only determine the lower limit of an evolver. The real upper limit is still It depends on whether the evolver is working hard. With my brother's mind and his accomplishments in the field of alchemy, I believe that my future will be bright. I don't allow you to say such depressing words! I will [ Nine Transformations Returning to the Origin Technique】Tell brother!”

Without saying a word, Ximen Lingdie immediately whispered in Su Mu's ear the practice method of [Nine Transformations and Return to Origin].

Su Mu would not hesitate at all and let Xiao Shuguang record it quickly.

At the same time, create a secret model and perform deductions on the spot.

Originally, Su Mu thought that even if Ximen Lingdie, a little goblin, gave him the [Nine Transformation Returning Technique], he might bring in some private goods and lay a few pitfalls for himself.

As a result, Xiao Shuguang deduced the practice method according to the [Nine Transformations and Returning to the Origin Technique] she mentioned.

Su Mu was immediately stunned.

One deduction, immediate success.

There are no omissions in the [Nine Transformations and Return to Origin Technique] described by Ximen Lingdie, and there is no private information included.

All contents are correct.

The effect of his practice is exactly the same as the effect of the [Nine Transformations and Return to Origin Technique] he knows, without any difference.

Su Mu was immediately shocked!

It's over! It's over!

This little elf is too willing to pay for it!

If this continues, I'm afraid I will have to surrender and raise the white flag.

No wonder there were so many bastards in previous lives who had bad teeth and liked to look for little rich women to feed themselves!

It turns out that this soft rice is really delicious!
"How is it? Brother remember?"

Soon, Ximen Lingdie finished speaking.

After listening to Ximen Lingdie's story, Su Mu nodded and said, "I'll give it a try first!"

　The meaning is not yet exhausted, the true meaning is not yet exhausted!

　　At this moment, I feel my growth.

　　It turns out that if you find the right way to describe characters, it's really interesting.

　　Although I don’t know how everyone feels about the setting and description of Ximen Spirit Butterfly, and no one has given me feedback in the comment area.

　　But I really think it’s fun.

　　Bringing it into Su Mu's perspective, he accepted the sugar coating, threw the cannonball back, and took all the benefits at the same time.After it was over, he looked seriously at the little scumbag and was dumbfounded, but he still refused to expose her, just for fun.Just thinking about it makes me feel good.

　　The only pity is the final twist. I couldn't write this chapter.

　　I'm sorry everyone, I'm guilty and I repent.

　　Take it away tomorrow.

　　Also, there was a small bug in the front that was intentionally left behind, but no one seemed to notice it.

　　It’s just that [Xingpupil] is missing, that boy with [Telescope Talent].

　　When they got off the plane, only three living people, Su Mu, Ximen Lingdie and Yang Chengxu, were left.

　　I originally thought that a big brother would catch me and complain about me, but after waiting for two days, no one said anything.

　　It seems you have learned how to pull too!
　　There is no choice. This small problem must be explained and dealt with tomorrow, and then preparations for the cross-border things will be made, and then the real cross-border will start a new chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)